₦airaland Forum

ribbit:
Well I have innjoo note but it's 18k last..

Ibadan.

Lemme know if you are interested.

i'm interestd bro.... Letz get to talk...watsapp

hi guys. Pls i nid innjoo note (anyone wu is fed up of using his own nd wanna upgrade).... Or d samsung note/tab (is it 1 or 2) dt is 10.1 inches... I av 15k, reside in abk. Pls if u av any, u cn drop here

wow! U guys ar rily holding the fort o... I dnt knw ds thread can rily kip to ds time...kudos to evry1 in d aus. Oracle (first name) 009 (surname)..............Botany, OAU, ile Ife...................................................................... I luv Ibadan so so much, IITA or FRIN to b precise (dnt ask me y).................................... I'm not a terrorist

babasanti:
Are you sure you nd Gov amaechi are ok?

Your case is simply pathetic... Calling you an idio.t will be an insult on idiots... If you can't read inbetween d lines to note that I'm not supporting Amaechi's claim, but terrified on how a sane person will bliv in ds 'islamization' claims, then, Nigeria gives up on you... I'm so so sorry mister...ur case is worse than I envisaged

sbaks:
See the big baba wey get sense. Old papa youngie? So hawking "bons (not buns )" in dubai is your dream job? Too bad for you "OLD AGE" chaiiiiiiieeeee. Goodluck has succeeded in improving our economy hence people don't have to go to dubai. Smh. Btw, mtn gives free 10 mb? Hmmmmm! You seem to know much. First bons now 10mb. Next may be ghetto life. What is the meaning pf the Arabic writing on our naira note? We don't want it? Nigeria is not an islamic country! No to islamization JESUS CHRIST MUST REIGN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! HE IS YOUR GOD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! YOU CANNOT STOP OUR WORSHIPPING HIM. YOU TOO SMALL. I SOAK MYSELF WITH THE "BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST". AMEN!! FIRE! ANYTHING YOU ARE YOUR EVIL COHORTS WISH ME BACK TO SENDER IN JESUS CHRIST NAME. AMEN! YOU CANNOT HARM ME WITH YOUR EVIL ENCHANTMENTS. IT WOULD ONLY BOUNCE ON YOUR OWN HEAD IN JESUS CHRIST NAME. AMEN. NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER IN JESUS CHRIST NAME AMEN. I'm NOT IGNORANT OF THE DEVICES OF THE ENEMY THAT'S WHY I SAY THIS

JESUS weeps! Dnt tel me u ar a 'graduate' plsssssssss...d way u reason is 1750- ish

helo house...thumb up for d wonderful work in here... Pls, wanna ask, is it possible to work ones service to his state of origin? I hail frm Ogun, cn i work it to Ogun state? Wdaot avin to change my state of origin....d issue is dt i av my stable job already... Wanna serve der

hmmm... Dis is a wonderful thread! I'm jst short of words coz I always cry(feel bad) weneva ppl abuse me abt my crossed eye. A potrait of mine was drawn recently and d crossed eye was der again! I think itz high time I accepted this as my identity

Finestlex:
you got a point though.. something else might have prompted his actions.. but no matter what it is, he shouldn't have done that. let's be straight, i don't have that kind of time to boo someone.. Got things to fix.. so go play somewhere else

I'm not justifying the guy's action at all. Ofcourse, it's immature. But who knows what the OP isn't telling us? I stil inist that there are underlays that got the guy frustruated. The OP said he doesn't behave as that before... So, who know how insensitive and perhaps careless the OP has been with her guy that prompted such 'reflex'. BTW, i don't need you to play with me, I've got better people

Yemlizzy:
Chai! Its so obvious he is so damn insensitive and inhuman to your feelings. What kind of guy does what he did?

na wa o

kingphilip:
this is what happens When u date ur bad guys instead of gud guys like chibwike
was it his house he did that? if Yes hope u picked th cloth from the waste bin n took it home or don't b surprised when u see the exact of that shirt on him thinking it's a new one not knowing it's the wedding own

chai, OP don suffer

Finestlex:
Am a guy and i'll give you the best advice, break up with him.. he's still a boy, not matured. we should appreciate gifts no matter how small they are cos it's from the heart.. you sound so decent, you deserve a good man with manners

I see some DISNEY world advises here nd I wonder aw old d posters are. @OP, i'm sure u r nt tellin d real story... Ladies cn b so insensitive at times to guy's mood or wateva he's goin tru... For ur guy to bhave like dat, i tink der r underlying issues nd nairaland shldnt b ur first point of call (it shows d kinda lady u are). Av u cald d guy nd rily demand (respectingly) to knw y he did dat? He might b 'touching' at d moment... Well, na ur issue. U see those guys here telin u to dump his ass, dey will b d one to boo u wen u r stranded (my 1 Cent)

Humaam:
That is great. Muslims are already trained for this; they are the most critical sect when it comes to sex line, they are not only asked to refrain from those things that bring sexual sensation; they are also given the tips on how to avoid them, fight them and overcome them, all in their holly book, Quran. they are well immune against those things, they need not to seek people's idea; their Quran is enough for them except those who are Muslims by chance and not by choice. their attire, the way they dress is enough a testification to the assertion..

like finding Four (4) legs under an hijab abi? I wonder wu own d oda two (2)). Btw, no pun intended, so, no bomb me

tag me. I neva knew sumtin of such exist here.

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i'm trying to upload pictures...network ishes...hope I'll do that before day runs out

I was held in utmost shock this morning to get to the voter's registration centre in order to get registered, as I noticed a mammoth crowd of about 800 waiting to b registered by ONLY TWO attendants. They were calling number 52 of the 568 that registered yesterday, which means that those who come today have little possibilities to be registered even tomorrow. 10minutes later, the attendants claimed that the system has broken down and that everyone should leave till later in the day. I boarded bike to move to another centre, but the sight there was aghast! Men and women who couldn't be of less than 60years, workers who should be at work and lots have been waiting for nothing less than 3hours and they have not even been privileged to get a queue number (about 1500crowd on 2machines and 4 attendants),

MY QUESTIONS
1. why has INEC choosed to eliminate the smaller neighbourhood registeration centre for a bigger one?
2. Why have they failed to equip these registeration centres e,g, atleast 5 computers, 10 attendants
3. Why the SHORT- TIME arrangement? Is dis an effort to make sure majority dnt cast their vote, so rigging can be easy?
4. Why must Nigerian suffer in order to execute our civic right
5. What is GEJ and JEGA doing over this... This registration exercise is simply not RIGHT!

PS: I'm nt PDP or APShits, I'm just a Nigerian. Dnt mind my reporting skill please, i'm vexed at d moment

jearile:
Having read through some comments I found out there's a misconstrued on the topic.
In as much as I presumably get the notion you are trying to send across, I think the word "desire" was kind of inappropriate in this context. I would have preferred you used the word "urge" in place of "desire." I won't want to dip into its meaning to save us time.
Now, it's a natural phenomenon to have urge for intimacy with your complementary sex let alone with somebody you feel something 'special' for. Celibacy, whether ordained or imposed didn't stop the hormones in your body from functioning and for goodness' sake it is not a sin - so all the holier than thou sycophant with their "phariseeism" mentality can now drop all the pretence.
Refusing to dishonour your temple is a journey that begins from your mind and your ability to put it under control through the help of God irrespective of your feelings is what true love preaches. Instead of satisfying your immediate gratification, you choose to knock it off.
So in nutshell, having sexual urge is only natural - you can't stop, you can't kill it but you can suppress it until it's the right time to express it.

u ar quite onpoint! Itz NORMAL nd EXPECTED to av a sexual urge towards ur gf/bf/fiance/fiancee xcept u r impotent. Bt it nw dpend on d priorities uv set. E.g. My fiance nd I promised no sex til mariage, yet, d day she visitd my family nd slept overnite wt me, d urge was so intense for both of us. We just knew ds isnt wat we planned. We stopped! Nd evryone slept to continue wateva in drimland. So, d urge is scriptural nd biological, bt puttin it under control is a CHOICE

yeye dey smell for Nairaland! Human and differing opinions to life issues (dtz y we ar human jare). I think d OP mentioned dt his parents ar divorced...wat do u expect frm a product of such relationshp. I cn understand u OP, bitterness reeks! Just forgive urslf nd forgive ur parents for d misguided nd mislead views. Do somtin beta bfor u go grey...old age is d remission age

I knew I'm gonna waste MB today... OP (tehari/ temari ...wateva)...u r FEARFULLY created o... Lil wonder d guy wunt even dsturb u for a culinary treat... Chai!!! Omo o ni ewa, ko ni iwa, ko tun mo ounje se... Na wetin d husband wan benefit frm d investment? Nairaland brodas, any devil wey wan push us into one chance bus, HOLLLLYYYYYYYYY GHOOOOSSSTTTTT FIRRRREEEEEE:::::::dIEE DIEEEE DIEEEE

D day my lady put semovita inside freezer coz itz watery, she want it to b more solid... Abi d day she put salt nd locust inside indomie for me...my frnd now came visitin, she wan cuk...cum see d votron speed i take reach kitchen dey beg her mak she no cuk...tnk God he intervened dt day, gas finish, d dsgrace my frnd go gv me go stick for life.... Lazy bones...dey no knw anytin, yet dem dey form jadon... Btw, my lady don improve o, nw she can cuk rice

how many ppl read BOTANY here? OAU botany cn drive u nut... D day my physio lecturer wrote a formular through about 3 board pages nd he tld us dt can b found in a single leaf, i wept for d future of nigeria.... Der was a semester we did only two topics for a course: CARBON and NITROGEn...cum see yansh for public... Any chemistry rlated courses ar terrible: chm, bch,botany, pharmacy, geosci, chem engr...

wow! Can't bliv sumtin lik ds exist for abk...thumb up to u guys.... Lanre Victor, shuttle between abk and ife. Bt abk based. An education consultant (currently dvelopin a model for d state govt)... I'm also into mini importation...bt my real target is d real estate and silviculture...av a whole lots of land in ijebu (dnt knw wat to do wt it yet.) lest i forget, a botanist, Ife product

Lstar4real:
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Commission - $3
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thanks bro. How many days wil it take and how do i pay in the money to u. (i am trusting u on dis).tnks

mr.lukman...tnx for ur post here...i'm new in import stuff. Bt chek ds goods for me. http://m.aliexpress.com/item/1858466384.html, i nid 10pieces, i stay in abeokuta.tel me aw much wil buy it nd get it to my door step. Tnks. Awaiting

igbohater nd lyneptra! Na wa o....dnt let ds turn into a full blown war o....chai! Na wetin cause una fight self... Coz all ds curses wey una both dey throw like banger...e fit crash nairaland o...oya biko...e jor, e pari wateva it is lyk matured guy...setle una differences. Tnks **sincerely, u guys are clown**

chai! I miss MR. CORK...ehn! I nid 190 here to make ds a perfect thread.... @ those arguing wt Mr. Cork, u kidding me, rite? #tnk gawd for d new moniker#

chai!!! OAU na wa o! Senate no gree approve d

bennyrazz: when children see you handling, kissing your spouse or doing some other things, they tend to pick it up and practice such with their fellow children eg (mummy & daddy play) let's play the play mummy and daddy use to play, I am mummy you are daddy and they begin to do some funny things they see their parents do. In their own mind, it's not a harmful play but that's actually when sexual abuse begin. That's when children begin to sexually abuse each other without knowing. so it is wrong for parents to make out in front of their kids.

na wa o...if ds is ur reason. What of I (me personaly o) who never saw my parents display anything known as public affection save for d normal joint eating? I played daddy and mummy alot while younger... Bottomline: children learn alot frm diff source, itz better u fashion them the way u want than allowing some external force to do that for you. Mind you, they will never take a 'DON'T' for answer

my mom said 'son, beware of fellowship sisters o, most of them are wolves in blouses'... Funningly, Na one sis for d felowshp i brot home afta grad o...i don dsobey her (starts cryn)... My dad only told me not to join hands pray for ppl o, coz ogbanje plenty for world(he knws i luv to pray)...bt atleast, i held 10revivals as an undergrad (i don dsobey im too). Brethen, pls pray for me o, a disobedient fella

@ blenyol...tnx, will contact u. Deliberatly did dat @ 'no fone no contact'

Pls, I need a programmer that resides in Abeokuta to partake of a business proposal on ground with the State govt. The programmer must be a down to earth person that is ready to work as a member of team under a supervision, and such must not be unnecessarily expensive and must be able to program to taste of client. (NB: itz a contract, not a salary job)