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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Locatemie Vacancy! by oracle009(op): 2:25pm On Jun 30, 2016
Scam!
Jobs/VacanciesLocatemie Vacancy! by oracle009(op): 2:08pm On Jun 27, 2016
I received this message now. I went to the link and they asked us to complete several task, out of which is paying $39.9 for one registration. I'm not asking if this is a scam, but it doesn't look plain. (locatemie.com/sc) that is the site where the names are pasted.

FashionRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by oracle009(m): 1:29pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote MIMZY! yes MiMzy... I dnt know why and dnt ask me why!


Cc: NLjega
AgricultureMORINGA Seed Needed Urgently! (30+) by oracle009(op):
pls, I need a quick supply of moringa seeds in large quantity (30+ tonnes). I also need Guayabano seeds amounting to tonnes. I have seen 2 sellers, but their prices are way beyond my budget and is not quantity sensitive (more than 30tonnes). Pls, contact if available or if you can get it for me or link me with a source. Thanks
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by oracle009(m): 11:28am On Jun 22, 2016
Why do I like MIMZY this much? Perhaps coz I like chocolate!

1. Mimzy
2. Mimzy
3. Refiner (nwa baby)
4. Oh Mysticgal! (submit better pix jare)
5. Give this to my IVVY ( m school sensitive)

Cc: NLjega

NLjega

NLjega

#I am NLorubebe

FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by oracle009(m): 11:27am On Jun 22, 2016
Why do I like MIMZY this much? Perhaps coz I like chocolate!

1. Mimzy
2. Mimzy
3. Refiner (nwa baby)
4. Oh Mysticgal! (submit better pix jare)
5. Give this to my IVVY ( m school sensitive)

EducationRe: Simple English Test! by oracle009(m): 10:43am On Jun 22, 2016
[quote author=omonighoblessing post=46793737]This is a simple test to see how good your English.
Choose your answers by commenting either A or B for each question. I'll post the answers in the comment section later. Let's go..
1- A) If the king gives us leave, you or I may as awfully preach as they that do.
2- A) I wish I were the campaign manager of PDP in the last general election
3- B) The news of president Buhari's arrival was broadcast yesterday
4- B) They appeared to be talking on private matters.
5- B) He fell from the top of the house
6- A)The subject of his discourse was excellent
7- B) If she knew about his financial
situation, she would have helped
8- B) Her baby daddy has too many baggage
9- B) Nothing but that would satisfy him
10- A) That a historian should not record trifles is perfectly true



Thank you! thank you!
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by oracle009(m): 11:03am On Jun 21, 2016
Yea...
1. Mimzy (dt bae set die)
2. Mysticgal (I'm a boobist... Dnt blame me)
3. Refiner (I dnt know why)
4. Ivvy (coz m planin to go to an ivy league soon)
5. MYSELF (Mr. Nairaland)

cc. NLjega
See me see carrots

FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by oracle009(m): 12:49am On Jun 21, 2016
I'm here today TO FULFIL MY CIVIC RIGHT! Yes... NLjega...where is the ballot box?!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Applications Open For Andela Internship Programme by oracle009(m): 3:16pm On Jun 19, 2016
I applied also sha.. Who no want better thing? Na operations I applied for o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Applications Open For Andela Internship Programme by oracle009(m): 3:14pm On Jun 19, 2016
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EducationRe: Unilag 2016 thread by oracle009(m): 9:54am On Jun 17, 2016
tboks:
Hello guys, please can I apply without my NYSC discharge certificate? I'm going to conclude NYSC by October. Thanks.
Yes.... U can apply! Lucky u
EducationRe: Almajiri, Adamu Tilde Graduates From Hungary University (pics) by oracle009(m): 9:12am On Jun 17, 2016
Where are the name checkers? Igbo-Yoruba tribal bashing... Food don land for una o.... Mad set of people who wan spoil nairaland fun for me...make i jeje dey chop my carrot o jare

EducationRe: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by oracle009(m): 9:06am On Jun 17, 2016
AFRICAN CHURCH GRAMMAR SCHL, ABEOKUTA

Afrograms Afrograms
Famous for high standard
We pray thee eternal God
Guide her through her life

Afrograms x2ce

We pray thee eternal God
Guide her through her life
EducationRe: Unilag 2016 thread by oracle009(m): 1:55am On Jun 16, 2016
Yea... Msc Botany at last. Unfortunately, Kalan haven't been able to get me a botany past question! Talkess of a class (lol)....anyone aspiring for msc botany in the house? Contact me asap and let's sort things out
CrimeRe: 19 Persons Killed In Calabar Cult Violence by oracle009(m): 11:04pm On Jun 15, 2016
israelBigFame:
Kikiki I laugh you in German
Put call and confirm what is happening in calabar, why do you think SARS are chasing baggars?
In less than 48 hours they have killed 17Maf and they started it
Supreme Vikings Anyee o, blessed are those who banta the heads of the bastards for with their skull we shall drink our rum, with their bones we shall beat our evil drum and with their flesh we shall toast to the angry warriors in Vahala
Ori e ti yi! (ur head don turn) , ewo cultist jakujaku yi sha! Awon omo ibon
PoliticsRe: We Have Kept Our Promise Of Creating Jobs For Nigerians – Lai Mohammed by oracle009(m): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2016
bejeiodus:
Lai Mohammed always reminds me of Squealer, the mendacious spokesman for Napoleon in the Orwellian novel Animal Farm.
Engr. Konko! I've liked the comment even before I knew it is you. This is just a replay of animal farm....Better still, A zoo called Nigeria!
EducationRe: OAU Gets A New Vice Chancellor by oracle009(m): 9:41pm On Jun 07, 2016
martolux:
"may God continue to use him for His glory" Do you still need an interpreter?
Amen. Are u satisfy?
EducationRe: OAU Gets A New Vice Chancellor by oracle009(m): 7:46am On Jun 07, 2016
martolux:
In addition to his profile: Prof Salami is a pastor that teaches undiluted word of God. May God continue to use him for His glory.
Omole WAS a pastor also...infact ordained ministry sef... Stop all this pastor pastor thing e jor! I'm even tempted to say Faborode WAS a pastor also
EducationRe: ooppsss by oracle009(m): 9:54pm On Jun 01, 2016
Y don't u withdraw ur brother and start teaching him at home urslf?! Yeye dey smell!
EducationRe: 15 Things Only People Who Attended Obafemi Awolowo University Will Understand by oracle009(m): 9:26pm On May 31, 2016
Mo relate baje! Where is 'e kaaro s'e f'oso'? Or 'all roads lead to Amphi theatre' ..... 'E jade, e je ka bu iya ara wa (come out make we abuse our mamas)... Madt guys
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been A Victim Of A Mistake By A Health Personnel? Please Share by oracle009(m): 8:51am On May 28, 2016
Yes... In 2012, i was diagnosed with an heart disease,. The Dr felt i av jst 6 months to live if not correctd coz i slumped in toilet. Later, all tests came out negative... D Dr was now suggesting maybe na Brain problem again....i just boned them all (teaching hospital o!).... I later read it up in 2015 when my friend complained same symptoms and anoda complained also of same... It's just Micturition Syncope! None of the consultants could give even a right name.... But kudos to the Dr sha... They are trying in this wack Nigeria
Jokes EtcRe: That Moment When Weed Is Taken In Excess (pix) by oracle009(m): 11:35am On May 19, 2016
Madt guy....rotflmao

Lalasticlala must see his friend o
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Of These Ladies Will You Prefer To Go On A Date With This Weekend? by oracle009(m): 1:58pm On May 15, 2016
Thick first... BBW second.. M even confused sef btwn em... Gimme both... As for slim nd medium... Maka y nao? U dey wish me bad nao
EducationRe: Unilag 2016 thread by oracle009(m): 8:01am On May 11, 2016
Nice work Kalan. Thumb up! I belive this thread should make haste and solve all issues of courses requirements and qualifications, so that we can move higher to other stage of familiarizatn (form will soon be out nd prep for exam). However, I have a Bsc. Botany (Ife). 2:1...Am I eligible for Msc. Environmental toxicology nd pollution management? I heard d course tends more towards zoology... Am only trying to be on safer side, application wise... Kalan, pls attend to dis sir
EducationRe: For All Students Who Studied Botany Or Any Other Plant Related Field by oracle009(m): 12:53pm On Apr 29, 2016
Msc Environmental toxicology and pollution management is also a sweet one for any aspring ecologist.... Specialization is essential for delivery as a botanist
PoliticsRe: Army Reacts To Allegations Of Soldiers Complaining About Unpaid Allowance by oracle009(m): 9:22am On Apr 29, 2016
greatbrian:
For your information my dad died in active service as a brigadier general...
Very inconsistent fella! Your dad died as a Brig. gen and bla bla bla... We are here talking about recruits who are no officers. They have no comprehensive and working life assurance, no after death package, even the gratuity isn't available (ask many recruit pensioners). You come here to spew trashes. It's never your fault, your self-proclaimed profile had done alot in proving how ego-centric and bloated you are. I hope you have another lies and rubbishes to disburse in defense of your ignorant self. #Don't quote me, I won't reply you. I am not a soldier, neither any of my family member. I just hate our government playing propaganda with innocent lives of our gallant men (Recruits)
CelebritiesRe: If You Know This Guy's Song, Then You Should Be Married By Now by oracle009(m): 7:47pm On Apr 21, 2016
Baba fryoooo.... Dem go dey pose., dem go dey denge denge, dem go dey pose... Dem go dey waka kurukere dem go dey pose.... Wetin u get? U no get money
EducationRe: A Housemaster Injures SS3 Student In Ogun State(graphic Photos) by oracle009(m): 8:27am On Apr 19, 2016
This is rubbish! what was the OP thinking when he posted this? what I'm seeing up there isn't in any way maltreatment. Your brother, even from his account, is tending towards hooliganism. How dare him and his cohorts lock his teachers outside? Kids of nowadays sef. And this generation, I pray social media and mimickery of western idiocy won't cause us more than we can deal with.


OP, I believe you want us to start calling for the housemaster's head.... who e epp?
FamilyRe: Funny Things Ladies Do During Pregnancy (pics) by oracle009(m): 8:09am On Apr 16, 2016
My elder sister then ehn... her husband jst brought her back to us... i saw wehn! There was a day I bought amala and efo for her while coming from work. Amala with nice goat meat o! Na so i bought noodles for myself... I can't believe my eyes when this lady came to kitchen to use the same fork she used for amala to take noodles from stove o. I was just fed up ehn..


Abi d night she came around 4a.m that she wants palmwine (emu) and i must get it for her o... i jst use style comoto from my room go slip insyd kitchen


Abi d day she told me to get her charcoal.... dat she likes the scent of charcoal... she feel like crunching some with water... i was just like WTF!!?
AutosRe: Super Clean Toyota Rav4 2002 Model @ 980k Negotiable. by oracle009(m): 12:10am On Apr 15, 2016
bro. i av 700k on ground. wat are u saying sir?
EducationRe: How To Study In Europe Tuition-Free: Get Our Scholarships & Tuition-Free Guides by oracle009(m): 1:59pm On Feb 19, 2016
Lanregbolaga@gmail.com pls send

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