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Let them grow beans and agege bread in their backyard. Then they can ask helinue and co for the fertilizer and manure remi tinubu used in growing and harvesting vegetables in few days. They should add double portion so they can grow by 8am and harvest it before lunch.

sharpwriter:
Lol .... i dont like 2 doors either; as cute as the toyota solara is, the 2 doors turns me off.

2 door o, small car ooo. I no want again. Talk of indelible mark

sharpwriter:
Bàbá... Shebi you said the starlet still gave your mum piece of mind even though it is fojo pa olóore.
This useless beetle fit collapse for anywhere, for church o, for road while papa dey carry us go school, for in front of my crush's house
If belt no cut today, carburetor go block tomorrow, if kick burn today, battery go wan catch fire tomorrow
That's why till today, I no trust German cars, I trust benz only slightly, na one eye I dey take look am, I also notice some drivers now use VW Vento very much, car seems reliable though.

But I no trust golf as well, I saw a lot of golf 1 and 2 that laid dead in mecho's workshop in those days. Some never received life again

But I observe people still dey use golf 3 wella both hatch back and wagon with also jetta/vento, I love the looks, stand and stability, but I like my peace of mind. Na side eye I dey take look dem.

We never had peace with cars then until we got a nissan primera, the car still dey now sha, but we don change the engine some years back and the engine sound wella.

The ijapa was made in hell. Let's blame it on mechanical know-how of the generation of mechanics we have back then. Without machine or academic knowledge, they try to solve issues. The starlet major problem was seat hooking when we wan enter back. We dey always fight for front seat forgetting you need to always alight anytime a new passenger wants to come onboard or alight. Apart, the thing was so compart that I was always scared articulated vehicles might not see us or easily run us over. I guess I was greedy though.

sharpwriter:
If you want a beetle, beta get the modern ones . Those old 1970/80s Ìjàpá na calamity. Showed us shege and disgraced us many times in those days.
Na àgbàná... Very useless car
If you are Yorùbá, you will understand the meaning of àgbàná.

I can imagine the kind of Everlasting scar the car gave you. Lol. My mum starlet made me hate two door cars that I shake my head in pity when I even see the latest ones this days

bdon123:
My own papa sold his 505 to pay his younger brother law fees...guess wat,d younger brother dey show am shege today.
Moral of d story;be careful who u sell ur property to train...as e still fit come dey insult u for future

One bad egg does not define the rest. Funny enough, when I had issues some years back, someone my mum once helped surfaced out of the blues and turned things around for me. Also, my immediate sister once told me during her nysc she was posted to the far east. She said she was jittery and told God out of the 100 percent of help our mum has rendered to others she needs just 1percent of it. She was rejected in her ppa a private school and ended up meeting a stranger who helped her to a company as a corper. Her incentives alone no be for here Nd she retained the job afterwards.

In short, you might not reap the help from the helpee, you might not even reap it at all, but no help helped is wasted. You're sowing a seed that it might be the next 5 generation that will enjoy the fruit.

nams77:
Your first wife? What about the current one.

I used the 190 Benz myself and there is just one word for it: beast. It was solid

I'm single to stupor. Happily single though. My mum is my only wife. I no wan sell my peace and space plus mental health in exchange for what they call wife.

Ironbull:
Those Peugeo in Saki are no longer vintage car but vindead car because you will see some driving bend like crossed the road lane the front is on the other side of the road and the back in other side, some will have blue boot, brown door, yellow bonnet and the door will be hold by cable to avoid fallen off pls no go shaking for Peugot vintage abeg.

Lol. I dey see am if I come around. Imagine they know the value of those vehicles

It's better for a leader to do foolish things than say them.


I wonder what the sin of Nigerians are to deserve the likes of this folks and supporting sycophants.

Funny enough, the worst the economy the better for some of us, though we don't wish it. Imagine what 100Gbp can do 2 years ago, compare to what it can do now. My advise to folks, find any remote job from other countries, the country is way beyond savaging and Japa maybe not for the money but to understand how it feels to be human. Even if it's just few months.

uzydealszz:
Sold yesterday

Great one. Went for 5.3 or 5?

5.3? Registered Corolla? Let me correspond with jiji and other platforms.



Who also thinks nairaland auto part over hikes prices.

Zionmdde:
I just hope everybody will learn to mind their business
Nobody is being deceived. His members know exactly what they are doing and even social media will not sway them. A lot of times people tend to stick where they can get hope. Because minus that hope that pastors and prophets give (fake or original) a lot of persons would have been dead by now.

He should be allowed to sell his goods in peace. Let those that buy it decide for themselves if it works or not. Afterall he is not putting gun to anybody head to buy

Keep quoting me. I am very unapologetic on what I said. Those adults in his church choose to be there and consume his products. In the eyes of the law you can't also prove the originality of anything termed "spiritual ". Because you can't also prove that you have fulfilled the terms of engagement

So in simple terms you can't cry more than the bereaved. If people feel happy going there let them continue.

But will you castigate a babalawo or dibia? Perhaps someone going to a shrine to worship and serve whatever he believes in

muyico:
go and ague it with ur bitter obi??

I think I've been justified with my argument about your demented self.


As for obi, I'm not even a fan. So enjoy your day sir.

They say it's better for a leader to do foolish things than say them.


I guess this man didn't read the menu

muyico:
ours 8yrs go complete! story for d god!

I already commented how demented you are in one of your post misinterpreting the bible. Why am I not shocked at this?

No child deserves to have this your IQ passed down though. Do the world a favour and be the last with your traits.

Carcholce:
You don’t know what you are missing. Try one of these old pvssies and see.


The pvssy has gone through all the stages of life, na only to enjoy e con deh for.

The way they get wet and dripping sef is on another level. If mama con Dey moan, na da one Dey burst my head. She moans in 60s tunes.

When taking off her clothes, mama go Dey shy, Have you ever seen a 74 years old shy woman?

The state of your mind ehnn..... Are you sure you don't need to see a therapist? You sound broken and abused.

I'm not gonna judge as that's for the Lord, but warn both ladies and gentlemen around you to do away with folks of questionable income.


One happened here this morning. Guy man used his friend and murdered him. He was confessing when hands touch him how one baba told him to bring certain hunan part. I don't believe those things work or they are real. But even though...... Murder a fellow human for money you go know after say e no bring joy or happiness.


Funny enough, you fit get 5m in your account that you have no need of and still feel empty. I have been there. Now imagine blood gotten money.

Sonnobax15:

Beating that landed someone's daughter in a hospital bed must have been "panel beating"

In as much as we all know bannies to be foul-mouthed species,we(men) must learn how to overlook their excesses......Learn how to walk away and learn how to look the other way to avoid stories that touch......For peace to reign..

It's the first paragraph for me. No be ordinary beating, na panel beating.

How old is the lady? Even God won't force is will.

Goodnewsforlife:
u igbos said more than this before election

Anyone not supporting tinubu is now igbo? you're an opposite of your moniker. Funny enough, I'm Yoruba, a full fledged one. Now run and eat some dust tribalistic simpleton.

Na pride dey kill tinubu. Things could have gone differently amidst the economy chaos if not for pride. The pre election and Muslim Muslim ticket victory he had made him feel like a demi god. Maybe God's deputy will cataphrase things better. Now he feels he's untouchable and whatever he does is going to be yea and amen without any context. There are other countries with worse economy, the president there just had a better rapport and disaster management skills. His spokesman especially bayo onanuga are also cohort and not helping matters. Even if you lack good human relation, surround yourself with folks to strengthen your weakness not highlight it.


Another issue is Karma. That thing is real. I always say regardless of whatever, don't ever be the cause of another mans downfall. Tinubu used lies, propaganda and abused the trust of folks to bring Jonathan down. The protest might go chaotic, if it doesn't I doubt his administration will ever recover from it and that's if it won't mar his 2nd term agenda

Na pride dey kill tinubu. Things could have gone differently amidst the economy chaos if not for pride. The pre election and Muslim Muslim ticket victory he had made him feel like a demi god. Maybe God's deputy will cataphrase things better. Now he feels he's untouchable and whatever he does is going to be yea and amen without any context. There are other countries with worse economy, the president there just had a better rapport and disaster management skills. His spokesman especially bayo onanuga are also cohort and not helping matters. Even if you lack good human relation, surround yourself with folks to strengthen your weakness not highlight it.


Another issue is Karma. That thing is real. I always say regardless of whatever, don't ever be the cause of another mans downfall. Tinubu used lies, propaganda and abused the trust of folks to bring Jonathan down. The protest might go chaotic, if it doesn't I doubt his administration will ever recover from it and that's if it won't mar his 2nd term agenda

Na pride dey kill tinubu. Things could have gone differently amidst the economy chaos if not for pride. The pre election and Muslim Muslim ticket victory he had made him feel like a demi god. Maybe God's deputy will cataphrase things better. Now he feels he's untouchable and whatever he does is going to be yea and amen without any context. There are other countries with worse economy, the president there just had a better rapport and disaster management skills. His spokesman especially bayo onanuga are also cohort and not helping matters. Even if you lack good human relation, surround yourself with folks to strengthen your weakness not highlight it.


Another issue is Karma. That thing is real. I always say regardless of whatever, don't ever be the cause of another mans downfall. Tinubu used lies, propaganda and abused the trust of folks to bring Jonathan down. The protest might go chaotic, if it doesn't I doubt his administration will ever recover from it and that's if it won't mar his 2nd term agenda

Na pride dey kill tinubu. Things could have gone differently amidst the economy chaos if not for pride. The pre election and Muslim Muslim ticket victory he had made him feel like a demi god. Maybe God's deputy will cataphrase things better. Now he feels he's untouchable and whatever he does is going to be yea and amen without any context. There are other countries with worse economy, the president there just had a better rapport and disaster management skills. His spokesman especially bayo onanuga are also cohort and not helping matters. Even if you lack good human relation, surround yourself with folks to strengthen your weakness not highlight it.


Another issue is Karma. That thing is real. I always say regardless of whatever, don't ever be the cause of another mans downfall. Tinubu used lies, propaganda and abused the trust of folks to bring Jonathan down. The protest might go chaotic, if it doesn't I doubt his administration will ever recover from it and that's if it won't mar his 2nd term agenda

Na pride dey kill tinubu. Things could have gone differently amidst the economy chaos if not for pride. The pre election and Muslim Muslim ticket victory he had made him feel like a demi god. Maybe God's deputy will cataphrase things better. Now he feels he's untouchable and whatever he does is going to be yea and amen without any context. There are other countries with worse economy, the president there just had a better rapport and disaster management skills. His spokesman especially bayo onanuga are also cohort and not helping matters. Even if you lack good human relation, surround yourself with folks to strengthen your weakness not highlight it.


Another issue is Karma. That thing is real. I always say regardless of whatever, don't ever be the cause of another mans downfall. Tinubu used lies, propaganda and abused the trust of folks to bring Jonathan down. The protest might go chaotic, if it doesn't I doubt his administration will ever recover from it and that's if it won't mar his 2nd term agenda

caye:
I'm not going to use profanity....but can't you let this man receive his punishment from God in peace?
As you are hyping him, his karmic debt is increasing, and he will continue to suffer anguish.
Well, that's his reward for all the evil he did on earth.


Stop your yeye propaganda and silly prophecies.

Are you done? Who are you to judge him? Do you know what will become of you or the kinda death that will claim you?

I saw a TB Joshua old clip where he prophesied this. He said he saw a revolution coming that will start with a protest. He said the revolution happening depends on how the authority address the protest. He said he saw it good and clear.

Sonnobax15:
so what exactly are you insinuating? . That we should keep quiet and probably die of hunger, pretending all is well with us, while our so-called leaders are living extravagant lives with our resources? Na through this protest I take confirm am say many of una no really get sense for this country

I genuinely hope and pray people like helinue and the idiot you quote would never enjoy the benefit of this protest. If by chance they are about to they should meet up their appointment with God. They are saboteurs

Where are those yarimi helines chinkoalhaj ereluislost and other sycophants. I'm daring them to go there and speak there mind.

yarimo:
the most loved first lady in the world

By sycophants

TheChameleon:
Ahahaha. You want a Beetle ? It's iconic but don't want it as much as a 504.

You will find it harder to see it. 504s are more readily available. I have only seek one VW Beetle. The owner seriously pimped it.

Seen a Volkswagen Santana too. 1984 model.

I saw a beetle somewhere in ososami. Just the body is remaining. I want it but not that bad to buying a money pit. The Volkswagen Santana is quite a common see, I no just rate am at all. I crave that beetle. A fair conditioned one I can tune up to my taste and just gallivate around Ibadan with once in a blue moon.

TheChameleon:
Been dreaming of owning a Peugeot 504.

Will gladly sell my Honda '18 for it.

Saw a clean blue one in Abuja but not for sale.

The love no be for here o. I drive a 15/16 accord as well, currently on the lookout for any ijapa I can get. Driving that siiiiiiiiiimuuuuuuu piece of bug is on my bucket list.