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This man na thug

Looks like a staged skit

mkoabiola:
I Will neber be poor ...


385m

MKO ABIOLA wey dey shock for 385m ride. That one na mko?

Procashtips:
4 at most with a pack of toothpick.

Not a meat person

Not a meat person and you're saying 4 if you come be meat person nko? Maximum I can take there is 2 if na fish now...... Dem go beg

frankson1:
Not every Nigerian do 'gbas-gbos'.

My friend who is Naval officer, left his house and only returned to pick up an item he forgot but met his wife in the act with his neighbour. The officer just walked past them, took what he wanted and left the house without saying a word.

That's a real man. Sure but most Nigerians have that little bit of madness by default. Ready to attack and always on alert. My elder sister came from US last December and stayed the time in my place. Her twin boys were having an altercation and I was hearing one telling the other BISHOP I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD HOW YOU TOOK MY STUFFED TOY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION PLEASE CAN UOU RETURN IT NOW..... Omoh pikin wey never reach 7 they express him anger. Omoh I realized that day most people who japa don't just do it for money. They do it to be in a sane clime and feel like human. I vowed that day I will bring up all my kids in those kinda clime if na our own kin pikin na cuss words and fisticuffs before he even tell the other guy he took his stuffed toy.

Namaster:
That is NOT the voice of a composed man. It is the voice of a DEFEATED man.

He caught his wife with a strange dick inside her and he's still BEGGING her for a divorce.

You've been embedded by the Nigerian mentality of crass and rass. Always raising voices without courtesy. Please can I get a divorce is a sane thing to do because unlike here where you can just carry matchet or fight she can sue him for felony attempted murder with bodily harm which may send him to jail for a long time depending on which state and the rule of law there

The word please is just him been human not been a Nigerian like us here wey everything na gbas gbos with cuss words.

Now that's a man.... I don't wanna deal with this no more means he is been dealing with it.

Reminds me of my ex. Caught her cheating on me via WhatsApp chat, invited her for dinner and from there to my place for one last round. Told her I saw her chat and I needed one for the road. The shock on her face was all I could hope for.

saintopus:
One word!!!


GREED.

Anything the Black Man perceived as negative, he doubles it

I just saw another car of auto section a 2002 Almera going for 4m a car that should even be negotiable at 800,000. I suppose the government isn't even the problem, it's the citizenry.

This car for 4m. I even thought it was tokunbo. Are you folks greedy or pure evil? You out all your family and generational issues on this thing.

Na una be the real enemy of the economy

I noticed the surge in price of almost every item in the Nigerian market. From food, raw materials even vehicles. Was surfing through the auto section and I saw a dude display an 04 painted Matrix which I believe won't even pass road worthiness test for 7m. (Same price I got my 2016 Honda Accord around 2021 December) Everyone item is almost 10 times what it used to be. Coke is now 400 Bigi 350 even wine we buy for 2500 is now 12000 in supermarts. It makes me ask the question is it really as bad as it seems or greedy folks made it look very bad just to feather their nest.

Last hoteliers meeting my manager went for he came back to tell me they made up a fixed lowest price a room should sell and anything lesser than that will incur penalty. Omoh, Nigeria is draining

Calitoscassius:
You think only Naigeerians or foreigners flips Burgers? I was born and bred in East London, i flipped Burgers in Burger King, cleaned the toilets and tables in Burger king, did washing ups the trays also when i was 18, I also stalked shelfs in Tescos, I was a Bin man for some years, So work is work, i don't know why some Naigeerians sees work as something to be ashamed of, every job is important and respected in the UK, everyone can not be a doctor, a lawyer, a computer technician, an IT worker or a proffessor. It would be ignorant to think so.

Some people actually do like their menial jons they do and it isn't always about money, maybe it is all about money for Naigeerians only.

Here in Nigeria, they draw the line between jobs. And the stereotype is in built so we just try to emanicipate ourselves from mental slavery

ednut1:
You will only do menial jobs for long if you japa illegally or didn’t have the right skills from Nigeria. Most people i know that came to Canada with permanent residency are doing job they were doing in Nigeria. Some of them had to start with menial jobs sha (2-4 months) before getting their dream jobs.

But there are people who still japa with visit visa or claim asylum. They don’t regret the menial jobs cos they are still able to save than what they saved in Nigeria.

Seconded. . My fiancee just a girl friend as at then japa to New York 2016. She didn't even tell me she went to flip burger though she was 18 or 19 then final year computer science in covenant uni. Today she's a Nurse over there after she went back to uni to study nursing there and flipping burder sideways. I do taunt her by calling her burger queen (Burger King) stuff. But today she's doing very fine like very very fine over there.

My elder sister left her coming up chamber in Nigeria where she was making cool cash and migrated to Texas. Omoh she when do baby sitter job join, today she's a lecture in one of the schools over there.



Japa is not a bed of roses but at the end, the rose dey bloom out

What do you bastard gain in tarnishing people's name and screwing false stories just to feather your best. You guys won't live long for real.

NSK4U:
The East at the time was not after any tribe including their (eastern) military officers who participated in the coups and was later called the Igbo coupists. From my view, it was a military movement of like-minded across regions to free Nigerians from her selfish oligarchs. However, the executioners of the coup especially those tasked with killing Igbo major politicians failed in their assigned tasks which gave it the colour of Igbo coup. I believe the coupists wanted the likes of Awo(whom Ojukwu too preferred) to take over power but failed in their calculation and the cluelessness of Ironsi was what led to the continued killing of his people up north while he had power without being decisive of what to do. I don't think it's fear of the west, he simply believed he could be more Nigerian than any other ruler of that time, thereby surrounding himself with people from outside his ethnic stock. I bet Ojukwu would have handled it differently considering his level of intelligence and and understanding of Nigeria

Let me make reference to Adewale Ademoyega book Why we struck and Ben gbulie book The five majors. For real the coup wasn't an Igbo coup as it was blown out of proportion to be. But if you checked the core plotters they were all igbos. Even nzeogwu wasn't among the core plotters. He was brought in by his childhood friend chukwuka and nzeogwu then brought in the only Yoruba officer that took part in the major coup that's Adewale Ademoyega. Read the reluctant rebel by fola. He his among the executors. The coup was postulated and carried out by majorly Igbo officers except a few 5 percent who were told about it at the last minute or just giving a task to form. Yeah Adewale Ademoyega talked about their plan was to release Awolowo from prison bla bla bla. But who would believe that? If ironsi died, it could have been a different story today I believe. Making reference to page 156 of Max silloun book oil politics and violence, it's seen there after Hassan katsina told ojukwu in the Aburi meeting that he didn't react with same revulsion when senior northern officers were murdered by Igbo soldiers seven month earlier. Ojukwu mentioned Ademoyega Western as part, kpera a northerner as part and even okotie eboh who was killed. But then, who will see things from that perspective especially the less educated northerners as at then.


Like I said, ironsi was a weak man just like Jonathan and they both ended like they did. I could cut Jonathan some slack as it was civilian rule but even at that, dude still have no balls. If ironsi wanted to be a true Nigerian, he would have took charge by prosecuting or rule of force

NSK4U:
I don't blame him on this one, as a leader, you appoint who you trust. Mistake of Aguyi Ironsi during the coups....... mistake of Jonathan with Jega pre 2015 election

You made sense and I gave you a like, but JTU aguiyi ironsi issue was not appointing close pals. Even Gowon who appointed his angas kinsmen as guards Commander was it not the same Col person of William walbe, the same but an that killed Ironsi and Fajuyi alongside Damjuma that annouced the coup? Read this Max silloun book titled the culture of coup in Nigeria. I feel aguiyi ironsi mistake was not taking side as he just sat on the fence all through. This is military rule we are talking about here. He could have taken side either sending the January 1966 coup plotters to trial and subsequent execution. But he was scared of the westerners who had the most senior officers as at then and most of the senior officers were sympathisers to the coup. Talk of Fajuyi, Adebayo, Ejoor and the likes. If he won't try the plotters he had the option of been ruthless to continue where the plotters stopped. That's exactly what IBB did by eliminating perceived threats like Vatsa and the likes. But he didn't want to be in anyone's bad book and he ended up paying for it with his life. The same central govt he made a decree to form that turned the 1966 Kano riot as the northerners were against it was the same thing Gowon later did and ojukwu was against in the Aburi meeting. Ironsi was feeble hearted just like Jonathan no wonder Kaduna nzeogwu reffered to him in the ejindu interview that ironsi joined the army as a clerk and he remained a clerk till death. I'm not Igbo but from my knowledge of history I believe the villians is my tribe, that's the Yoruba tribe and even though I didn't agree with every action and perspective of ojukwu, but I love to study that man as he has the big dog in the yard. No wonder danjuma and William walbe killed Ironsi and Fajuyi the way they did.

Divorce matter wey dey long. Them for do 5 years for court

helinues:
No be lie oo.

Infact they jumped on buses but when they reach Nigeria, if they are not driving, na Uber.

The exaggerated abroad

Funnily, everywhere na abroad including Nigeria, abi na where the British in Nigeria go talk say him dey if no be abroad

Because public buses abroad are safe and modest. Go to Atlanta, the likes of Aregbesola and co are there jumping buses and comporting themselves and this same folks make public transportation like a death sentence in Nigeria due to the government policy and the fact most of the drivers are never checked and mentally deemed fit to drive

No doubt, but is it the same way they are appreciated abroad in cash and kind same way they are appreciated here even in cash alone. E be like this lady is out of touch with reality.


I went out with my fiancee abroad during one of my visiting over there, we decided to eat out in one of the restaurant outlets. You need to see the way the waitress was so proud of her work and treated with so much respect. Unlike Nigeria where to be a driver is like been the most lowlife.

So the fools didn't support him because they knew he was reliable and capable, they supported him for their own selfish reasons.......

More reason Nigeria is doomed. It can't be well with this set of people. They are even threatening on next election, I suppose they will still support the highest bidder.

House34:
Sir,The process for getting a visa from the IRCC (Immigration, Refugees, and Citizenship Canada) doesn't speed up, even if you have an event coming up soon. Even if your event is next month, it won't make your visa process faster. Your visa could still be approved after your event has passed. However, it's unlikely you'll hear back by April because many people who applied in October are still waiting for updates, and you only applied a month ago. So, patience is key when applying for a visit visa to Canada.

Thanks. I called up the VFS office already.

Lyoncrescent:
If the summer school can contact the Canadian high commission in nigeria directly with a letter stating your intention amd your name and passport number and date of birth in the letter and send to them via fax or mail or post, then maybe it will help. That's what was done for me however i had a copy of the letter before my application and we all made sure the letter was sent first to the canadian high commission before we applied.i attached a copy of the letter to my application as my letter of invitation. However I also work with a federal government agency and my company was to fully sponsor my trip.

The difference may be i did all these before application but you have applied already

Please how long will it take to get a passport request after biometric. I submitted my biometric on the 8th of February and I'm yet to get by thing from em. I have an occasion to attend April and I'm scared it might not make up

Ogbeniwale:
I submitted in June and received a mail last week that my visa is approved in which I have submitted my passport for visa stamp on Monday morning

Please how long after biometrics were you called to submit your passport? I have an occasion scheduled for April I did my biometric on the 8th of February and I'm yet to receive any tip off on the next thing.

It's the Fido dido for me......


I think you have nothing to worry about just yet. Secondary school days I had one friend called Tommy his father was even a judge as at then so money isn't the problem. But dude look as skinny as an hausa goat. Omo just bones no iota of flesh. But the day baba and one dude exhanged blows as the dude called him Hiv patient, I promised myself never to get in his bad side . He has everything he needed, fed very healthy too.... Funny her junior sisters happen to be robust na just this guy look like stick.


He was like that till we finished school and we pathed ways. Last time I saw him, he his a lawyer marrried with a child. Baba still slim like stick only that he looks mature older and better now.

jrobbins:
Are you me? Same scenario bro, just that mine, the lady abroad has a kid for me.

I suppose I'm the future you as I plan putting her the family way on the next meeting.

For me. It's even the double lifestyle of most married folks. My guys will be like go and marry.... Yet when we meet to relax in lounge it's with different ladies their wives must not know about. Why the double standard. The same you who will complain in lounge about your wife giving you issue and how you are tired will still tell me moments after to find one and do. As in isn't it big time double standard? So I should find one and do and end up miserable like y'all.......... I'm enjoying single hood. I have a lady abroad and I'm still double thinking on her. The peace of leaving my home and meeting it in the same tidy and perfect way is just it for me. The fact I don't have to lie to any body on where my location is or hide a lady in an hotel or guest home perhaps studio apartment is alot to enjoy.


As of yesterday I paid a very beautiful young lady to keep me company and she really gave me the best of the best. It's transactional and just perfect. I'm not even worried about bills of in-laws or nagging from anyone. Even my lady abrosd once she gives attitude most times I press the red button on my phone. I hate stress and everything that with affect mental health is tantamount to destroying me.


Marriage is great in books, fictions and movie roles. The goodness is a mirage in real life. It's about bills, more bills, pay more bills or u quit, pay more bills and beg to enjoy what you paid for. I give up jare

Obainoman6:
4m for dis carton? I will give you 1.9m

You sound magnanimous with 1.9. Try 850k

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

This one na just weak man

As in. Na one bastard

This is dead and buried, they shouldn't open up old wounds.

fergie001:
With 301 votes from a get-together not recognized..... It's fake!

Voting has not started.

Fake? The news is well on vanguard. Always double check before you call a news fake

Tinubu is giving you problem you never resolve, you still go add girl matter......... You better don't die Young.

philiancoop:
Pastor Adeboye say it's prayers we need

That political man of politics. I lost all respect for him when he dived into politics and started supporting the oppressors for the oppressed. He literally campaign for some by speaking against other opponents.


He has never for once spoke against the bad things happening as most politicians remit there tithe to him. Later he will channel shame walk abi na prayer walk he calls it.

The man lacks shame

maestro299:
Please don't even pay attention to that moniker.
His/her reality isn't the same as mine or yours.

His irrational comments have been over the limit since the era of buhari, I just had to quote him today. Wish we can know the face of some nairalanders for real so when you see them in person you can avoid such nonentity.