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Crime › Re: Security Guard About To Sell Car Left In His Custody Nabbed By Police In Niger by Oracleee: 2:04pm On Jul 06, 2024
1999 pencil Camry..... You deserve serious beating before jail term
Education › Re: 12 Emotional And Historical Photos Of Then Vs Now by Oracleee: 9:49pm On Jul 05, 2024
SporaD8:
I know how really painful it feels to lose a loved one! But ponder on this...
There once is this practice of mercilessly flogging primary/secondary school pupils on the assembly ground when they don't pay their school fees.
The scene is always scary as students will struggled tooth and nail to avoid being next in line to be flogged!
I learnt something then - whether you're the first or the last to receive the stroke of cane, the flogging must eventually reach your turn.
Can you please explain the moral behind why students still procrastinate their beating?
NOTE: The Lesson here is not about Flogging or Schools!
Deep. Sooner or later, it's gonna be Our turn. I just wanna die happy and a bit tipsy
Romance › Re: Which Female Name Cheats The Most? by Oracleee: 1:57pm On Jul 05, 2024
SavageResponse:
Among the names you have listed Sandra is the most commonly used by prostitutes grin
Agba. I guess you are commenting from experience.
Education › Re: 12 Emotional And Historical Photos Of Then Vs Now by Oracleee: 1:46pm On Jul 05, 2024
Olachase:
Sometimes when I checked my phone and see my ex girlfriend pictures I felt sad


may her soul rest in perfect peace amen
Ehyah, I can imagine. I also lost my first girlfriend to death some many years ago. I was in ss3 she was in ss1. Same school and all. Damn, she was beautiful. She died in Malaysia at the age of 19. She left to study medicine immediately after secondary school she knows the right words to say and everything about her was perfect. She was the first lady to believe in me and understand me so much. The calls stopped coming in, I was worried and some days I decided to find a way to talk to her parents. I got a shocker she was murdered like a month ago. She would have been 26 this year.
Autos › Register Your Business Name For A Token by Oracleee(op): 10:25am On Jul 01, 2024
i register business name for a token. now might be the time you register that business name of yours before its picked by a faster finger. imagine after years of building a brand it turned out your trademark name as been picked by someone else....... sad, innit? now is the time to give a mention and call.
Business › Register Your Business Name For A Token by Oracleee(op): 10:06am On Jul 01, 2024
i register business name for a token. now might be the time you register that business name of yours before its picked by a faster finger. imagine after years of building a brand it turned out your trademark name as been picked by someone else....... sad, innit? now is the time to give a mention and call.
Family › Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by Oracleee: 4:08pm On Jun 27, 2024
No need for a DNA on that one.
Properties › Re: Tenants Struggle As Rents Skyrocket by Oracleee: 12:45pm On Jun 24, 2024
helinues:
Where are their parents?
Fr? Are you this evil or trying hard to be one?

This dude is truly cursed. Hopefully at your old age if you will ever reach one, folks will say this to your kids.


Damn. Your Sycophancy is sickening
Romance › Re: Why Do Married Men have a forlorn look When Out With Their Wives And Kids? by Oracleee: 11:27am On Jun 23, 2024
He knows how much that outing alone will cost him.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by Oracleee: 11:08pm On Jun 22, 2024
Funny he has a good heart
Autos › Re: 2006 Corrola For Quick Sale by Oracleee: 1:28pm On Jun 22, 2024
6m or how much?
Politics › Re: What News Will Bring This Type Of Joy In Nigeria? by Oracleee: 9:38pm On Jun 21, 2024
This Peter obi people, una don dey over do o.


The same way over hyping destroyed 2020 and buhari, obi might be next in line.
Romance › Re: My Babe Has Dumped Me by Oracleee: 2:44pm On Jun 17, 2024
Darealrick:
My Gf woke me up this sallah to greet me with this.
What next my nairalanders.
As a guy I just form say I no care but cry
You should be concerned for her she's using AM as I'M
Family › Re: My Wife Doesn’t Respect Or Love Me Any More And I Think I Caused It by Oracleee: 2:20pm On Jun 17, 2024
Diamond1605:
Lies lies you won’t say how you beat her like a drum, you won’t say how you cheated more than 8 times with 8 different women.

You won’t say how you always insult her and her family.

You won’t say how you step on her while beating her.

You won’t say how you made her feel like she is not a human

Those your friends advising you will definitely lead you astray

Come out and say the full story
Coward
Speak for yourself and your marriage.
Autos › Re: Hyundai Verna @1.5m sold sold sold by Oracleee: 8:19pm On Jun 16, 2024
SirLinks:
wanted to reply vulgarly, buh realize you might be one of those whom the reality of the current Nigerian economy haven't affected or u're shielded from the reality by ur parents
Fr? How old is that car bro? Was the car even bought 1.8m. I'm sure the car would have used over 10years in Nigeria and would have seen it's better days. Let's be sincere, it's greed like this that worsen the state of the economy. That car is quarter to dead already. For the record, I'm not been shielded by my parents neither am I impervious to the economy dillema, I'm just real enough to call a spade a spade.
Autos › Re: Hyundai Verna @1.5m sold sold sold by Oracleee: 2:07pm On Jun 16, 2024
rexchazy:
This thing 1.8! How this country has nosedived into oblivion is amazing
As in...... So Much for greed.
Business › Re: I Feel Embarrassed When Guys Bargain For Foodstuff In The Market by Oracleee: 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2024
natedensel:
Is it just me or it's same with other guys, the embarrassment I feel is as if I'm the one doing something embarrassing, and I can't help the feeling, because of that I shy away from buying foodstuff or other stuff that will make me bargain.

Most times I ask my sisters or girlfriend to accompany me so she can do the bargaining or get the stuff for me.

My older brother bargains alot like he can't do without bargaining and for that I avoid going anywhere with him.

Incase you're wondering how I survive without bargaining, I just use people close to me when its something I must bargain for, but if it's something like clothes, I know the standard price for stuff like that so I just make an offer, and for basic things like packaged groceries I buy from supermarkets in more than one quantity.
You ain't alone in this bro.

What I did was make friends with This astonishing woman. I'm always like maami ekaasan. She will be like e ku ojo meta, collect the list and price it down on my behalf. Mine Is to seat in her shop.
Education › Re: Police Arrest 3 Suspects Behind Fake JAMB Website, Admission Letters by Oracleee: 11:00am On Jun 15, 2024
They should be rehabilitated and their wisdom should be a case study to utme tech guys.


But Nigeria will prefer to rehabilitate terrorist and rot this ones in jail
Politics › Re: Governor Lawal Reacts As Court Frees Bandits Following Order From Abuja by Oracleee: 10:04pm On Jun 14, 2024
When that Niger army officer talk, we say na lie.
Pets › Re: Rottweiler Catches A Thief And Refuses To Let Him Go (Video) by Oracleee: 4:32pm On Jun 14, 2024
turmacs:
Shebi he knows that of that dog kills that man he's going to jail? undecided
On what charges? Na the theif rapsheet go full even as deceased.
Family › Re: 'Don’t Make Yourself A Parent To Your Girlfriend - Man Advises His Son by Oracleee: 7:36am On Jun 13, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
All these theory sef. Smh.

There's no way you will not both fill the roles of parent to each other at some point in time.

When the man is at his lowest ebb, he will first explain his predicaments to his wife and will rely on her for a measure of parental nurturing and vice versa for the wife too.

When spouses are celebrating milestones, the most important person they look out for in the audience is his or her spouse. That's the role children put their parents o.
You said wife, he said gf. There is a clear margin. Next time take your time before commenting.
Food › Re: 1 Cup Of Beans Is Now N500 In My Area by Oracleee: 7:44am On Jun 12, 2024
Roger3D:
You're kidding right? I mean on a cup of beans being N500
He is very correct. I got it 4500/bowl the last time I went to market (last week). To do my favorite moimoi now dey fear me.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Can't Blame Buhari, He Promised To Build On His Policies - Galadima by Oracleee: 7:40am On Jun 10, 2024
Brendaniel:
Your type are one of the major reasons Nigerians are suffering, you don't love Nigerians, if Nigeria was your father's company would you support Tinubu to lead your father's company after he brought Buhari and constantly convinced you for 8 years for Buhari to handle your father's company only to tell you after he has damaged it that he(Tinubu) only did that because he had an agreement with Buhari to handle your father's company after him, that it is his turn and you should support him, would you support him?

If you would not, then you are a wicked, heartless and hateful person, you hate Nigeria and Nigerians, you even hate yourself, and if you would support him then you are the type that can kill your father and entire family for friendship or personal benefits.
The moniker iq is low. Next when you see her comments, just look and pass.


She's even blaming GEJ for Tinibus failure, you should know she as nothing upstairs.
Politics › Re: 70k Minimum Wage Can’t Take Any Nigerian Family Home – Rep Chinda by Oracleee: 10:40am On Jun 09, 2024
sheddyboy01:
Honestly, 95% of Nigerians aren't smiling, if you are single, at least you can manage.

What of a family of 4,5,6. ?
Exactly. Some of my married friends with gfs no even get time fornicate or send them money again as everyone is trying to keep his or her head afloat.

The way I hear them complain makes me stay afar off. Things are bad enough to entertain bad energy that might make me feel blue or depressed. One was complaining about his in-law school fees hiking from 55k to 120k apart from stationaries. I had to advise him to drop any extra baggage till the economy is stabilized.
Politics › Re: 70k Minimum Wage Can’t Take Any Nigerian Family Home – Rep Chinda by Oracleee: 7:24am On Jun 09, 2024
sheddyboy01:
Hunger is real, you need to get closer to people to see what people are going through


Kindly make me your data plug, I sell sme data for all networks (MTN , Airtel, 9mobile, Glo) at affordable rate

More like 80 percent of Nigerians are mourning. I went to market yesterday to fill up my groceries and all. I never buy quarter of my list and the way folks around were looking at me made me feel so unsafe. I had to apply caution and visit three different markets. The country might be tilting towards a state of anarchy if the hardship continues. I knew things were bad but I didn't reason to this degree until yesterday.
Christianity Etc › Re: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by Oracleee: 7:03am On Jun 09, 2024
AdesegunSanni89:
This man should go further and convert that VI church into his own ministry. Redeem likes to use and dump. Oga no gree for them o
Did you go through the news at all or you just wanted to voice your opinion without going through?


Reverse should be the case here, the use and dumb is by the iluyomades on the wigwes family here. I'm not a fan of redeem though.
Food › Re: Snake Caught And Killed At The Fish Pond by Oracleee: 9:56am On Jun 08, 2024
decub:
How do you guys skin this thing to ensure the venom is eliminated?
There is a difference between venomous and poisonous. You can drink snake venom and zilch will happen. But try it with a poisonous snake and you're a gonner.


Antivenoms are mostly made from venoms, until of recent when science advanced and you don't even need venoms again to make antivenoms.
Romance › Re: I Love Her. She Is A Baby Mama. Pls Advice Me. I Am A Single Guy by Oracleee: 9:37am On Jun 08, 2024
EreluRoz:
The most important thing is you love her and I see no reason why her baby should be a distraction. That baby may become a president tomorrow and make you proud of being a good step dad. In life just be good kos you don't know what posterity has waiting for you.
Werey
Politics › Re: But Where Is This Guy Today by Oracleee: 9:33pm On Jun 05, 2024
Lindlady:
Need a job?
He's got one. Job description is SYCOPHANCY and ASS LICKING.

I should add he is doing awesomely well in sight of his paymasters.
Politics › Re: STRIKE: Do You Have Light In Your Area? by Oracleee: 1:50pm On Jun 03, 2024
Nicklaus619:
He doesn't have a life outside nairaland and 30k he's been paid by APC to defend any rubbish from them, unfortunately, he is just an unrecognized clown 🤡
Funny, when nature pays him back, he might open with a new Moniker and pretend to have sense.
Politics › Re: STRIKE: Do You Have Light In Your Area? by Oracleee: 1:36pm On Jun 03, 2024
CaptainJune:
I don't get. What does Tinubu pay you to be insensitive? Is it worth it throwing your common sense into the deep blue sea? You are not pained over the hardship and plight of Nigerians, but you weep when they are protesting bad governance. What is the deal?
His parents ain't even proud of him. I really wish to know what is life looks like behind close doors.

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