₦airaland Forum

Saao:
Stay there until u reach 40 years. You can marry with 100k as far as u and ur partner understand each other. Is anything wrong with a simple wedding with just 4 people in attendance? Things are hard so u must be creative, don't waste money. As far as you have regular income, go ahead and marry your love in the most simplest way

Them dey carry late comer for marriage? Abi na accomplishment? I suppose you're one of the folks who believe you're in life to go to school, get a job, get married, pay bills, retire and die.


Na when you enter matsala and that lady you call wife can't aid you with ordinary 1m or even less your eye go clear.

I learnt from an uncle's marriage. I made up my mind years back, I can't and will never marry a broke lady. If reverse was the case, will she look at me? I left a relationship 3yrs ago as the lady was singing marriage like a canary and all she's doing is make-up.... My mum do tell me to go after value and not money I go just tell her who told you I can't find it all in one body.


Alas, I found it already.

helinues:
Meaning??

Dude is just trying to reason like you now. It sounds disgusting to you? That's what nairalanders have been putting with seeing your post. Also, don't feign dementia. You are still as evil as you used to be.

ecomalchemistt:
No matter the level of evil or corruption being perpetuated by Nigerian politicians\leaders, there will always be a Nigerian supporting them, unfortunately, this same Nigerian will be dragging front seat, sandwiched between the driver, another Nigerian in front seat of mini-buses that don't even have space and be loaded like olden days sardine….

You mean that bread brain helinue. I always wish to see what he looks like in the real world.

In helinue and other sycophants voice, let them build there own buses and create their own refineries as the government owes them nothing.


Perhaps helinue will talk them to trek as it's good to exercise the body everyday.....


Since Nigerians love the politics of religion and tribe let them keep suffering and smiling. Funnily, I was telling someone that fuel at 1k in Tinubus Economy is Soo cheap.

The economy is bastardized already. What's the value of naira to dollar when it was sold at 95 naira and what's the value of naira now. By the time Tinubu is done, Buhari will look like a savior.

Make I reason like them helinue. The kidnappers are just government tax collectors. Just business men and civil servants.


The government need to start taxing this people.

If Yoruba demon was a person.


Olumide, why? But aunty didn't mention the things he left with. I guess there are 3 sides to every story.

Sonnobax15:

All I can see here is the desperation of a female desperado...

3 years isn't even enough to understand the true character of a Nigerian banny let alone 2 months . Na strong armed robber motor this man just enter so,but funny enough,he go realize for inside the marriage

How old are you bro? You don't need to comment on every thread. Enjoy the cheap likes from deluded folks.

Zooposki:
Yeah, I know but Nigerians equate success with money. How is Jarus more successful than Seun?

The question is how do we quantify success? What you call success might not be my definition.

Zooposki:
More successful than Seun? How much him get?

Not into seun or jairus issue. Success is not measured in money. With this idea, yahoo boys, ritualist and crime will be on the rise

Only a stupid man will add the stress of chasing love to the great deal of stress that is inbuilt just for been a male gender.

They are both wrong. I'm a Christian and the woman's action is just so wrong and disturbing. Same way those mosques with loud speakers who do there call to worship early enough should be fined. The guy posting it makes him petty. In a saner Clime, the woman will be behind bars and almost all mosque would have gotten series of citations. But then, this is NIGERIA. A backward but extremely religious hypocrites.

Let them grow beans and agege bread in their backyard. Then they can ask helinue and co for the fertilizer and manure remi tinubu used in growing and harvesting vegetables in few days. They should add double portion so they can grow by 8am and harvest it before lunch.

sharpwriter:
Lol .... i dont like 2 doors either; as cute as the toyota solara is, the 2 doors turns me off.

2 door o, small car ooo. I no want again. Talk of indelible mark

sharpwriter:
Bàbá... Shebi you said the starlet still gave your mum piece of mind even though it is fojo pa olóore.
This useless beetle fit collapse for anywhere, for church o, for road while papa dey carry us go school, for in front of my crush's house
If belt no cut today, carburetor go block tomorrow, if kick burn today, battery go wan catch fire tomorrow
That's why till today, I no trust German cars, I trust benz only slightly, na one eye I dey take look am, I also notice some drivers now use VW Vento very much, car seems reliable though.

But I no trust golf as well, I saw a lot of golf 1 and 2 that laid dead in mecho's workshop in those days. Some never received life again

But I observe people still dey use golf 3 wella both hatch back and wagon with also jetta/vento, I love the looks, stand and stability, but I like my peace of mind. Na side eye I dey take look dem.

We never had peace with cars then until we got a nissan primera, the car still dey now sha, but we don change the engine some years back and the engine sound wella.

The ijapa was made in hell. Let's blame it on mechanical know-how of the generation of mechanics we have back then. Without machine or academic knowledge, they try to solve issues. The starlet major problem was seat hooking when we wan enter back. We dey always fight for front seat forgetting you need to always alight anytime a new passenger wants to come onboard or alight. Apart, the thing was so compart that I was always scared articulated vehicles might not see us or easily run us over. I guess I was greedy though.

sharpwriter:
If you want a beetle, beta get the modern ones . Those old 1970/80s Ìjàpá na calamity. Showed us shege and disgraced us many times in those days.
Na àgbàná... Very useless car
If you are Yorùbá, you will understand the meaning of àgbàná.

I can imagine the kind of Everlasting scar the car gave you. Lol. My mum starlet made me hate two door cars that I shake my head in pity when I even see the latest ones this days

bdon123:
My own papa sold his 505 to pay his younger brother law fees...guess wat,d younger brother dey show am shege today.
Moral of d story;be careful who u sell ur property to train...as e still fit come dey insult u for future

One bad egg does not define the rest. Funny enough, when I had issues some years back, someone my mum once helped surfaced out of the blues and turned things around for me. Also, my immediate sister once told me during her nysc she was posted to the far east. She said she was jittery and told God out of the 100 percent of help our mum has rendered to others she needs just 1percent of it. She was rejected in her ppa a private school and ended up meeting a stranger who helped her to a company as a corper. Her incentives alone no be for here Nd she retained the job afterwards.

In short, you might not reap the help from the helpee, you might not even reap it at all, but no help helped is wasted. You're sowing a seed that it might be the next 5 generation that will enjoy the fruit.

nams77:
Your first wife? What about the current one.

I used the 190 Benz myself and there is just one word for it: beast. It was solid

I'm single to stupor. Happily single though. My mum is my only wife. I no wan sell my peace and space plus mental health in exchange for what they call wife.

Ironbull:
Those Peugeo in Saki are no longer vintage car but vindead car because you will see some driving bend like crossed the road lane the front is on the other side of the road and the back in other side, some will have blue boot, brown door, yellow bonnet and the door will be hold by cable to avoid fallen off pls no go shaking for Peugot vintage abeg.

Lol. I dey see am if I come around. Imagine they know the value of those vehicles

It's better for a leader to do foolish things than say them.


I wonder what the sin of Nigerians are to deserve the likes of this folks and supporting sycophants.

Funny enough, the worst the economy the better for some of us, though we don't wish it. Imagine what 100Gbp can do 2 years ago, compare to what it can do now. My advise to folks, find any remote job from other countries, the country is way beyond savaging and Japa maybe not for the money but to understand how it feels to be human. Even if it's just few months.

uzydealszz:
Sold yesterday

Great one. Went for 5.3 or 5?

5.3? Registered Corolla? Let me correspond with jiji and other platforms.



Who also thinks nairaland auto part over hikes prices.

Zionmdde:
I just hope everybody will learn to mind their business
Nobody is being deceived. His members know exactly what they are doing and even social media will not sway them. A lot of times people tend to stick where they can get hope. Because minus that hope that pastors and prophets give (fake or original) a lot of persons would have been dead by now.

He should be allowed to sell his goods in peace. Let those that buy it decide for themselves if it works or not. Afterall he is not putting gun to anybody head to buy

Keep quoting me. I am very unapologetic on what I said. Those adults in his church choose to be there and consume his products. In the eyes of the law you can't also prove the originality of anything termed "spiritual ". Because you can't also prove that you have fulfilled the terms of engagement

So in simple terms you can't cry more than the bereaved. If people feel happy going there let them continue.

But will you castigate a babalawo or dibia? Perhaps someone going to a shrine to worship and serve whatever he believes in

muyico:
go and ague it with ur bitter obi??

I think I've been justified with my argument about your demented self.


As for obi, I'm not even a fan. So enjoy your day sir.

They say it's better for a leader to do foolish things than say them.


I guess this man didn't read the menu

muyico:
ours 8yrs go complete! story for d god!

I already commented how demented you are in one of your post misinterpreting the bible. Why am I not shocked at this?

No child deserves to have this your IQ passed down though. Do the world a favour and be the last with your traits.

Carcholce:
You don’t know what you are missing. Try one of these old pvssies and see.


The pvssy has gone through all the stages of life, na only to enjoy e con deh for.

The way they get wet and dripping sef is on another level. If mama con Dey moan, na da one Dey burst my head. She moans in 60s tunes.

When taking off her clothes, mama go Dey shy, Have you ever seen a 74 years old shy woman?

The state of your mind ehnn..... Are you sure you don't need to see a therapist? You sound broken and abused.

I'm not gonna judge as that's for the Lord, but warn both ladies and gentlemen around you to do away with folks of questionable income.


One happened here this morning. Guy man used his friend and murdered him. He was confessing when hands touch him how one baba told him to bring certain hunan part. I don't believe those things work or they are real. But even though...... Murder a fellow human for money you go know after say e no bring joy or happiness.


Funny enough, you fit get 5m in your account that you have no need of and still feel empty. I have been there. Now imagine blood gotten money.

Sonnobax15:

Beating that landed someone's daughter in a hospital bed must have been "panel beating"

In as much as we all know bannies to be foul-mouthed species,we(men) must learn how to overlook their excesses......Learn how to walk away and learn how to look the other way to avoid stories that touch......For peace to reign..

It's the first paragraph for me. No be ordinary beating, na panel beating.

How old is the lady? Even God won't force is will.

Goodnewsforlife:
u igbos said more than this before election

Anyone not supporting tinubu is now igbo? you're an opposite of your moniker. Funny enough, I'm Yoruba, a full fledged one. Now run and eat some dust tribalistic simpleton.