₦airaland Forum

People probably know and are tired of MTN's calls. Hence the need to blacklist the number through the whatsapp message.

Those types of messages at used to blacklist random callers.

If you call a number and it kills . Is it the killed person that will pass on the message?

How many kids does he have? Are they all girls? Are they nearby?.

He could be looking to you as a son.

We neglect our old, but cry buckets when they die. Small gist can bring so much joy to them.

PS- hmmmmmmm. If this was a lady they will advice her to go every other day

You cant test me with 18 carat gold complete set.

Trust Yoruba moms Na housemaid them de find. The tests can only get worse. Better not wash at all than to wash for life. If you wash this one they will send you to all their relatives to be washing plate.( ah that's our wife, washing is her hobby)

If you try and test their son with just one spoon. The next day Na divorce and Una never even marry.

Probably because though shall not bow to a graven image. Hmmmmmmmm.


That pix is scary as hmmmmmmm.

The owl is on tarmac floor. The woman is on sandy floor. Hmmmmmm.


Just pray to be like Moses. And leave witches for God.

How will this people sell if somebody is not doing you.

Someone will do the right thing, human beans will still complain. Is it when he uses another lady that will destroy his home. Long stick no chuk me for eye Na from far we de look am. Timi obviously is right on this one.

That's why I love Melissa McCarthy. Na only her husband be her boyfriend for film.

That 1st comment though Please don't follow it.

Your wife loves you cares for you etc. A woman has some behaviour, we don't call it lying we don't call it stealing we call it an advance .


Most women does this and of course we don't like to get caught. (reason for the rudeness). I beg forgive and forget.

In an American film a wife saved her husband by giving him money she had kept (stolen) from him. Women help you keep money for a rainy day.

Hmmm.mm true words.

Is that through less farts

My brother no too confuse. Because Isa taught us to pray "Our father who art in heaven".

Let me direct you to a site for review so you can ascertain how the translations of the bible has come into being.

http://www.newsweek.com/2015/01/02/thats-not-what-bible-says-294018.html

Wikipedia can also be of help. Or just google it.

You say God has a son. We say God is above that. You worship Isa, Muslims do not. When Isa said " Hear o Israel thy Lord thy God is One"

Kneeling and prostrating are all forms of worship.

Clapping singing dancing have never been forms of worship.

If I call God "My father, My Lord, My King" does that make me and God equal. Or does it reduce the fact that I am mere pencil in the hand of the creator.

This will be interesting. How can you consider sexual harassment without considering all those women and men who are determined to sexually harass our eyes even in public by going half or fully naked

Look at her long stride, hmm before they will say she caused the attack.

Do you ever consider the effect of stigma on the people been stigmatized? She was probably thinking of getting home safe herself.


Self preservation would be the first thing on my mind.

Sounds familiar.

When I don't get jobs cos I cover my head and HR is a christian is..........

When I cannot walk on the streets without being bombarded by mega phones is........


When I cannot sleep cos some religious outfits stay close by and even though they are not up to 20 in a wooden shed. The whole neighborhood must have no rest is.........

When I'm happy the weekend is here. Thank you God at last resssssssst. But knock knock...jehovah witness is................

When a muslim does a bad thing, you insult his whole religion but a christian does bad things you insult his tribe is.............

When you see me in my hijab walking jeje and you push your church pamphlet in my face but you refuse to collect my mosque programme is...................


PERSECUTION.

Or he has worms

Luckily for her, she cant be held responsible for this. Her parents are the only ones responsible.

I am more concerned with what would happen to :

Dean of his faculty. ABU's HOD for geography. The verification officers for his masters.
All the professors that signed his thesis. Every single person involved in this should be sacked and blacklisted. Never to work in the education sector globally.

We have to stop perpetuating evil.

How do you become dada? How do you grow dreadlocks?

Why is this peculiar to a particular region sect or group of people

Max24:
To err is human and to forgive is divine. Pastors whether fake or genuine are serving a bigger purpose than what we see as their weaknesses. What I know is that Christians must be more united than ever before in spite of imperfections. Otherwise, Nigeria would soon turn to an Islamic country. Jihad as an agenda is still very much on d table of some ,either through violence like boko haram or through total control of state powers. He who has ears let him hear.!

They will talk to the right, some people will talk to the left and inside gutter.

Everyday BH bombs and kills MUSLIMS. and they want to Islamize Nigeria?

Are Muslims the people( inside buses, on the road, on every street, coming to our very homes) preaching about Christianity. Such that we have no peace and you are not trying to christianize Nigeria.

Don't follow your Imam and Pastor blindly and stop worshipping them. That is the topic . Stop pinning your problems on the people that do not have time for you.

You are the only person responsible for your actions. Stop blaming God, the devil, Muslims, the atheist or Buhari for your problems.

Chukazu:
you eat meat last wen there is not enough meat in the portion.
if you have mountain of meat,assorted like the way Anambra and owerri women prepare soup,you won't be able to navigate the plate without first clearing the obstacle loads of meat
for this kind "ugu" soup where do you start if not with the meat?

This is not right. You cannot be sharing pix like that in this recession. What's the point of all this saliva that will not get satisfaction.

Iamtosignno:
What am i seeing i thought they said this phone has four cameras two at back and two at front
what is this now is it TECNO or bloggers
deceiving customers

You want the phone to be seeing cross eyed

maasoap:
Believe me if you can, ABU is not struggling with any records. They just don't want to expose Dino Melaye. Simple.

Then ABU is struggling with its integrity.

With all the cameras in and outside the consulate Una no know who drop that bag?


Hmmmmmmm.


Why would anyone drop a medical bag on the floor. I just need to know the owner.

Ishilove:
While other countries are making strides in virtually every field, Nigerians are holding meetings and conferences over uniform, planning how to start producing toothpicks and pencils locally, stealing enough for their generations yet unborn, fighting on Nairaland and shouting 'Afonja', 'Igbo', 'Igbo' 'yoloba' etc.

A man has had his sexual organ restored through science and the grace of God, and it was done in Africa. Nigerians wake up!

I like this each Nigerian has a job to do. Were we not the ones who went to Liberia to fight Ebola? But some people are still depending on centuries old knowledge.

Some doctors in some private hospitals cannot even treat wounds. Teaching hospitals are even better (Na seniority de kill those ones).

The need for cosmetic surgery is on the rise globally but people still travel abroad to get it done. Kidney transplant (all the entertainment industry deaths).

In all fields I think we just want to be stuck in the 15th century.

Better get correct uniform, gadgets and a good csi unit before Una continue.

Don't forget to change the mindset and culture of your force.

Because wind go dey blow and we no wan see fowl's hmmmmmmm.

Half of the problem we have in Nigeria is a lack of information and people making up stories to fill in the blanks.

The more the presidency or the people in authority keep quiet- the more stories are invented.

A mere neighbour fight over boundary could be escalated to religious conflicts in seconds. Any government cannot afford to keep mute on serious issues.

But then Buhari can not discuss such issues on Twitter either.

Hmmmmmm.


Circumstantial evidence ..........is compelling, complete, cogent .


Is that not a contradiction ?

Hmmmmmm.

Hmmmmm.


That your normal diet is all carbohydrates. And you are banning proteins?.

Foolish tale.

The court has no jurisdiction to hear such matters ab initio. But the lawyer wants publicity for his client.

And Nigerians with their religious sentiments no go send you. They will judge you without facts and sentence you to hell (the most religious people)

RIP

Wonderful show wonderful cast.

Where the people who played yorubas were Ibos. What a cast. Storyline superb. Real comedy for all time.