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U can laminate but only the edges as this wont be difficult to remove ur document later

No b today dem don dey pakage foreign for local na

The girl sef fall my hand.
Never i say never go on a date without holding ur own cash.
If bobo no turn up u threat ur self to a nice cuisine
Cus my friend not every bobo get brain o

Na dem

Try my company's ARM MONEY MARKET then you will know that there's a big difference in investment

Go so that the FBI can arrest you for corruption

Pastor Nackson

Skull miners have gone international.
Import and exporting

No be for here dem go put super glue

younglleo:
Can u lend me 30 million from my heaven savings account.. Ohh lawd....!

This cracked me up

Igbo boys at work

See as them turn human being to cyclops

Tocheagle:
Congratulations brother, don't forget to invite me for your wedding o

Its going to be a low key thingy but if getting to ibadan wouldnt be a problem. I will surely invite you when we want to bro

YoungDaNaval:
Shut up!!

Hater!
Go and die!

Animal cruelty.
After the fight the matador kills the bull
So fvcked up mehn

Tocheagle:
Beauty with brains, that's the kind of wife I want . Lalasticlala this is front page material o

Bro na the life be that o. I already have one. Am so lucky mehn. Cant wait to wife her in a few months time.

Mafias
When they tell you to throw away a match and u decide not to.
RIP!

Wakanda ko wakafar ni
If u like queue to watch tellytubbies nothin for u

I hope nigerians are seeing these.
So before one idiot like FFk or some mumu politicians oush some gullible nigerians to war know that this is what becomes us too.

Probably the bank took his remaining savings as sms alert

No Ogunde movies,
Trash post!

Ogunde movies
Kirakita
And other movies shown at national theatre

Kudos Dangote
While others are stingy with their wealth and not building factories to employ people, you are.
Yes they claim the government helped you. But others nko, them say make dem self no start business make gov help them?

Harvest it quick before some idiots use their cows to eat it all

Fawlty towers
Allo allo
Rent a ghost
Were da bomb

However carry on series were not shown cus of their raunchy scenes. Carry on campingn, carry on abroad, carry on doctors etc etc. Didnt know why we were allowed to watch them sef.

Waste of money cus the same kids will still speak hausa and pidgin when they get to their neighbourhood

And the day a teacher goes commando and the students nko.
Sick people

Jethrolite:
Still very alright with my S7 edge, can't spend almost half a million on phone and you want me to upgrade every year. My phone like this will process whatever that S9 can do.

Edge wey i never enjoy finish.
Damboroba people na person dem wan turn onigbese dem dey find

New strategy of politicians before an election. Tarnish the image of the incumbent so u can have ground. Someone statted this and it has become a norm

However the dudes attending to western union customers are notorious for helping yahoo boys

One for Messi
One for William

Make him come die ba.
Oshey baddest

Later them go say FG no wan work for them. Yeye smellos