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[quote author=Bobby2020 post=90101162][/quote]How much is your ps4

Please I need help registering for July diet.Plus who knows any Ican center in Ajah?

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Training school in July... Medical date will be passed across.. It can only be God

Fishyvibes:
The fact that u didn't get a regret mail should already tell u r successful. TS is in batches. I think pple who got invited r in blue n green team. So red n yellow, let's hope for the best.

i am in blue team, i haven't gotten any mail

Gbogbolet:
No.. we just filled it there on d page.. no uploading

thanks man... Been thinking i skipped it

Hello everyone please during the registration process did you at anytime submit your CV?

07063638239.. Please add me

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I'm guilty of number 2...Thank God I've learnt my lesson.. albeit the hard way

Lol.. They parted ways... He wasn't dropped

This visit is becoming more like wedding order of photography... Next up after baba Adeboye is all the staffs of Aso Rock

4pm no fit jealous 2pm when 2pm nack because no be 4pm time yet, when 4pm reach, 4pm go nack, important thing be say both of them nack

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

Lol..... I'm actually playing the scene in my head and laughing profusely

Vanquay:
Guardiola is a failure, how can you sell A potential world class talent like Iheancho for 28mil? He will fail so bad this season and i will be at the forefront at laughing at his ignorant ass.

that's why a buy back clause was inserted in the deal

greatiyk4u:
Convenant University is as expensive as foreign unis.......he no see Ekiti state uni, OAU, UNILAG et.al?

the fact that it's a Nigerian University speaks volumes... Let other political figures withdraw their wards from foreign universities to our own private universities first... Then we'll start talking about federal universities

lofty900:
Mtchww. Ordinary local government election that has little or no impact on the lives of the people. Mtchww

Lol... It actually goes a long way... Cos this councillors and chairmen will be part of the people that will vote during their party primary election for the presidential aspirants

My shortcut icon is not showing on my desktop again.. I have tried Ctrl+alt+Delete key together and task manager will open
2. In the task manager Alt+Ctrl+Del and click on the tab “ Processes ” and here Find Explorer.exe in the list and click on End process . (It should be killed)

Teawhy2011:
Hummm! What a pity! Most of the so-called Nigerian graduates don't know the difference between REFREE and GUTRANTOR. Nigerian educational system is really deteriorating

and you can't spell referee and guarantor.... What a pity

dainformant:
Congratulations are in order for a Nigerian man, Elvis Iwuji who surprised his girlfriend by proposing to her inside an airplane while travelling . He decided to pull the 'most romantic' gesture he could come up with as he asked his girlfriend to marry him aboard a flight on Airpeace from Owerri, Imo state to Lagos.

His girlfriend said YES to his proposal as other passengers congratulated the couple for their big moment. Congrats to the soon-to-be couple.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/man-surprises-girlfriend-proposes-aboard-flight-lagos-photos.html

guys that propose to their girlfriends.. How do they know the size of the ring to buy?

ak33n:
The Hausa wrong number


this is the most annoying of the five


this is probably in the network providers’ starter packs. Every Nigerian has at one point or the other being called by a man/woman speaking Hausa. Even after repeatedly telling them it’s a wrong number, they will keep calling.

What other thing have you experienced as a mobile phone user in Nigeria?


lalasticlala mynd44

a Nigerian that hasn't received a call from an hausa man.. Is that one a Nigerian?

darfay:
totally wrong and unacceptable where are the hundreds of aids employed by our scam governors in this zoo

if a picture of the governors aide holding umbrella for him is posted here you'll still complain and say it's not his job

maximunimpact:
How Nigerian police handles small thief vs big thief

Lol... There's always a difference... But most times the police men treating thief's anyhow are always on uniform... But the ones who handle the culprit gently are mostly on suit

Hospitable gini.... Them go use curse finish you

emmayayodeji:
fztvseries.mobi

thanks

Make up should be used to enhance Beauty not conceal ugliness

emmayayodeji:
Boondocks, brickleberry ,spongebob ,bojack horseman. Amidst others

please where can I download season 2 and 3 if brickleberry from?

adepeter26:
Falling under the anointing is a selective thing... You don't expect camera men to fall naw.
If they fall, who will continue the task?

Atheists no dae ever fall. In fact, our eyes n'a 24/7 open. Observing the fake wonders by these men of god

Lol... Atheist on nairaland... But your parent mustn't get to church before you on Sunday

Please is the guarantors form different from the referee's form... And can someone use a different referee from the one uploaded online? Also, must the referee be a level 12 and above officer?

NextGovernor:
I dont know what happened so won't comment on that.

But there is this church in my Close where I live, you won't sleep on Friday night and Sunday till 4pm. One day they were casting out demons as usual and the pastor was telling the woman to confess and also bounding the witches inside her to die by fire on his top voice. As the woman was resisting the Pastor, my neighbour shouted inside our compound saying "Demon abeg die now make we rest and hear word". Anytime I remember that I still dey laugh. Lol

Some of all these churches can disturb for Africa.

NextGovernor:
I dont know what happened so won't comment on that.

But there is this church in my Close where I live, you won't sleep on Friday night and Sunday till 4pm. One day they were casting out demons as usual and the pastor was telling the woman to confess and also bounding the witches inside her to die by fire on his top voice. As the woman was resisting the Pastor, my neighbour shouted inside our compound saying "Demon abeg die now make we rest and hear word". Anytime I remember that I still dey laugh. Lol

Some of all these churches can disturb for Africa.

NextGovernor:
I dont know what happened so won't comment on that.

But there is this church in my Close where I live, you won't sleep on Friday night and Sunday till 4pm. One day they were casting out demons as usual and the pastor was telling the woman to confess and also bounding the witches inside her to die by fire on his top voice. As the woman was resisting the Pastor, my neighbour shouted inside our compound saying "Demon abeg die now make we rest and hear word". Anytime I remember that I still dey laugh. Lol

Some of all these churches can disturb for Africa.