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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by orshaw(m): 9:58pm On May 30, 2020
[quote author=Bobby2020 post=90101162][/quote]How much is your ps4

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Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by orshaw(m): 10:39pm On Jan 04, 2020
Please I need help registering for July diet.Plus who knows any Ican center in Ajah?
Career / Re: ICAN November 2019 Diet (skills Level) Lets Meet Here. by orshaw(m): 12:47pm On Jun 20, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Plc Graduate Entry Level Job Recruitment 2018 by orshaw(m): 2:43pm On May 15, 2018
Training school in July... Medical date will be passed across.. It can only be God

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Plc Graduate Entry Level Job Recruitment 2018 by orshaw(m): 12:07pm On May 12, 2018
Fishyvibes:
The fact that u didn't get a regret mail should already tell u r successful. TS is in batches. I think pple who got invited r in blue n green team. So red n yellow, let's hope for the best.
i am in blue team, i haven't gotten any mail
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Entry Level Recruitment, Apply!!! by orshaw(m): 6:14pm On Apr 24, 2018
Gbogbolet:

No.. we just filled it there on d page.. no uploading
thanks man... Been thinking i skipped it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Entry Level Recruitment, Apply!!! by orshaw(m): 5:39pm On Apr 24, 2018
Hello everyone please during the registration process did you at anytime submit your CV?
Sports / Re: Let's Kill The Bookie As I Would Be Dropping My Daily Guaranteed Tips. by orshaw(m): 4:45pm On Apr 19, 2018
07063638239.. Please add me
Programming / Re: For Young And Basic Web Development HOP IN by orshaw(m): 7:47pm On Nov 26, 2017
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NYSC / Re: 10 Ways Corpers Ruin Their Lives During NYSC by orshaw(m): 6:13pm On Sep 15, 2017
I'm guilty of number 2...Thank God I've learnt my lesson.. albeit the hard way
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho Dropped As Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Host by orshaw(m): 2:48pm On Sep 02, 2017
Lol.. They parted ways... He wasn't dropped
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Adeboye Visit To Buhari In London (photos) by orshaw(m): 4:52am On Aug 19, 2017
This visit is becoming more like wedding order of photography... Next up after baba Adeboye is all the staffs of Aso Rock
NYSC / Re: Types Of Pressure Unemployed Graduates Face After NYSC by orshaw(m): 9:18am On Aug 12, 2017
4pm no fit jealous 2pm when 2pm nack because no be 4pm time yet, when 4pm reach, 4pm go nack, important thing be say both of them nack

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Romance / Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by orshaw(m): 6:24pm On Aug 06, 2017
Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers
Lol..... I'm actually playing the scene in my head and laughing profusely
Sports / Re: Iheanacho To Become Most Expensive Nigerian [Full List Of Top 20] by orshaw(m): 8:00pm On Aug 03, 2017
Vanquay:
Guardiola is a failure, how can you sell A potential world class talent like Iheancho for 28mil? He will fail so bad this season and i will be at the forefront at laughing at his ignorant ass.
that's why a buy back clause was inserted in the deal
Politics / Re: Fayose Pictured With Oyedepo As His Son Rogba Gradates From Covenant University by orshaw(m): 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2017
greatiyk4u:



Convenant University is as expensive as foreign unis.......he no see Ekiti state uni, OAU, UNILAG et.al?
the fact that it's a Nigerian University speaks volumes... Let other political figures withdraw their wards from foreign universities to our own private universities first... Then we'll start talking about federal universities
Politics / Re: Lagos LG Election: Protest Over Ballot Papers Found In Bus At Agege by orshaw(m): 2:14pm On Jul 22, 2017
lofty900:
Mtchww. Ordinary local government election that has little or no impact on the lives of the people. Mtchww
Lol... It actually goes a long way... Cos this councillors and chairmen will be part of the people that will vote during their party primary election for the presidential aspirants
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by orshaw(m): 8:12am On Jul 07, 2017
My shortcut icon is not showing on my desktop again.. I have tried Ctrl+alt+Delete key together and task manager will open
2. In the task manager Alt+Ctrl+Del and click on the tab “ Processes ” and here Find Explorer.exe in the list and click on End process . (It should be killed)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by orshaw(m): 10:17am On Jun 25, 2017
Teawhy2011:
Hummm! What a pity! Most of the so-called Nigerian graduates don't know the difference between REFREE and GUTRANTOR. Nigerian educational system is really deteriorating
and you can't spell referee and guarantor.... What a pity

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend Aboard A Flight To Lagos (Photos) by orshaw(m): 10:02am On Jun 24, 2017
dainformant:
Congratulations are in order for a Nigerian man, Elvis Iwuji who surprised his girlfriend by proposing to her inside an airplane while travelling . He decided to pull the 'most romantic' gesture he could come up with as he asked his girlfriend to marry him aboard a flight on Airpeace from Owerri, Imo state to Lagos.

His girlfriend said YES to his proposal as other passengers congratulated the couple for their big moment. Congrats to the soon-to-be couple.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/man-surprises-girlfriend-proposes-aboard-flight-lagos-photos.html

guys that propose to their girlfriends.. How do they know the size of the ring to buy?
Phones / Re: 5 Annoying Things Every Nigerian Phone Users Has Experienced by orshaw(m): 11:01pm On Jun 21, 2017
ak33n:
The Hausa wrong number


this is the most annoying of the five


this is probably in the network providers’ starter packs. Every Nigerian has at one point or the other being called by a man/woman speaking Hausa. Even after repeatedly telling them it’s a wrong number, they will keep calling.

What other thing have you experienced as a mobile phone user in Nigeria?


lalasticlala mynd44
a Nigerian that hasn't received a call from an hausa man.. Is that one a Nigerian?

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Politics / Re: Ivara Esu Holding Umbrella For Ben Ayade (Photos) by orshaw(m): 3:01pm On Jun 16, 2017
darfay:
totally wrong and unacceptable where are the hundreds of aids employed by our scam governors in this zoo
if a picture of the governors aide holding umbrella for him is posted here you'll still complain and say it's not his job
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Threatens To Fire Nigerian Priests by orshaw(m): 8:18am On Jun 12, 2017
maximunimpact:
How Nigerian police handles small thief vs big thief
Lol... There's always a difference... But most times the police men treating thief's anyhow are always on uniform... But the ones who handle the culprit gently are mostly on suit
Travel / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Visit Ibadan In 2017 by orshaw(m): 6:40am On Jun 12, 2017
Hospitable gini.... Them go use curse finish you

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by orshaw(m): 6:35am On Jun 11, 2017
emmayayodeji:
fztvseries.mobi
thanks
Fashion / Re: Lady's Before & After Makeover Photos Spark Outage Online by orshaw(m): 11:36pm On Jun 10, 2017
Make up should be used to enhance Beauty not conceal ugliness
TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by orshaw(m): 5:37pm On Jun 07, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Boondocks, brickleberry ,spongebob ,bojack horseman. Amidst others
please where can I download season 2 and 3 if brickleberry from?
Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Never Fall During Anointing by orshaw(m): 4:46pm On May 28, 2017
adepeter26:
Falling under the anointing is a selective thing... You don't expect camera men to fall naw.
If they fall, who will continue the task? cheesy

Atheists no dae ever fall. In fact, our eyes n'a 24/7 open. Observing the fake wonders by these men of god

Lol... Atheist on nairaland... But your parent mustn't get to church before you on Sunday
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by orshaw(m): 6:44am On May 23, 2017
Please is the guarantors form different from the referee's form... And can someone use a different referee from the one uploaded online? Also, must the referee be a level 12 and above officer?

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Religion / Re: Estate Chairman Locks Out RCCG Members From Their Property At Osborn Estate(pic) by orshaw(m): 10:26pm On May 10, 2017
grin grin
NextGovernor:
I dont know what happened so won't comment on that.

But there is this church in my Close where I live, you won't sleep on Friday night and Sunday till 4pm. One day they were casting out demons as usual and the pastor was telling the woman to confess and also bounding the witches inside her to die by fire on his top voice. As the woman was resisting the Pastor, my neighbour shouted inside our compound saying "Demon abeg die now make we rest and hear word". Anytime I remember that I still dey laugh. Lol

Some of all these churches can disturb for Africa.
NextGovernor:
I dont know what happened so won't comment on that.

But there is this church in my Close where I live, you won't sleep on Friday night and Sunday till 4pm. One day they were casting out demons as usual and the pastor was telling the woman to confess and also bounding the witches inside her to die by fire on his top voice. As the woman was resisting the Pastor, my neighbour shouted inside our compound saying "Demon abeg die now make we rest and hear word". Anytime I remember that I still dey laugh. Lol

Some of all these churches can disturb for Africa.
NextGovernor:
I dont know what happened so won't comment on that.

But there is this church in my Close where I live, you won't sleep on Friday night and Sunday till 4pm. One day they were casting out demons as usual and the pastor was telling the woman to confess and also bounding the witches inside her to die by fire on his top voice. As the woman was resisting the Pastor, my neighbour shouted inside our compound saying "Demon abeg die now make we rest and hear word". Anytime I remember that I still dey laugh. Lol

Some of all these churches can disturb for Africa.

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