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I attend church any time there is service.. My pastor trusted me and am well respected . But yet am not a good Christian.

Closing of eyes while praying is delusional practice. Even it doesn't determine your concentration, you can close eyes and find yourself thinking about other things. The focus of praying is beded in your mind not your eyes

Nice one bro

Sex is an instinct.... you don't need to be exposed before You can perform...
Get to the river first..then you will surely find a way to cross it.

The last embrace of the couple who died by earthquake touched my heart

Rest in peace

Because of toto, u no get achievement

End time sperm

Wetin dey to do this Mercy.. She no get #20notes?

Sacking him is not an option. Are u telling me you have 100% efficiency and capability in your work? ? Of course, not, you have your own lapses.

Just give him a warning in a respectful manner inside of destroying a own family with the Power u have in hand

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These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

Abeg .read again what you typed., not even appeal to common sense

Let me go straight to the point.



It was on Wednesday evening around 8:00pm , as a student, i have no food stuffs again and due to the available resource which was beans. I had no other option than to utilize what i have in store. I decided to cook the beans which i successfully prepared for four good hours of stress due to power outage.

It was a delicious meal though, to the extent that the aroma and the facial expression of the meal mesmerized one of my roommate to demand some. I was happy to give him not knowing that my journey to thorns has just begun. We had the dinner together and we slept off.

However, the next day which is Thursday, i quickly warm the leftover meal and ate some out of it in preparation for my classes even though my stomach still got filled with the beans but i Just ate it in case, i become to famish during the course of the day . I realized that my stomach was still filled as if a big drum was placed inside. i explained this unusual condition to my friend, he said i needed digestion and i have to drink water.
I bought three satchet of pure water to aid quick digestion but all to no avail. I was not comfortable at all in the class not until one of our lecturers declared an unexpected test in the next day (Friday) . I was extremely devastated and uncomfortable like everyone was in the class. The Most annoying part was that a i started gushing out and sniffing out putrid and a foul smell through my lungs like that of a rotten egg. It was really bad smell as i can't talk buoyantly to my female friends again, i had to remain gentle because of was going on in my life.



I endured till 8:00pm ,i didn't eat anything because i wasn't hungry due to my excessive protruding Belly. I prepared myself going to read in one of our lecture theaters in OAU because of announced test. I met one of my friends on the way and i narrated my ordeal to him. He also suggested i drink enough water, this time around i bought 6 satchets of pure water and drank everything Infact my stomach was flooding like that of Pacific Ocean.
I managed to the lecture theatre and moved to more secluded area, i didn't even sit for a minute when am already heavy, I needed to visit the toilet. I started having bad thoughts because toilet was not around, i was thinking probably to excrete in one corner of where i was reading, but i couldn't do that because am cultured . I had to manage to go to my department, i excreted different types of things ranging from black to red and grey, from hard rod to watering faeces. I wanted to faint as i was shouting and moaning holding badily to my stomach. Infact, the WC almost got filled with my faeces, I spent up to 25minutes before i could flush away what have excreted.

I went back to where i intended to read with a great relief though i was empty and soft even the night breeze was controlling my movement. I read for a few minutes and i already slept off. I woke up around 2:30am and i tried to stand up but i couldn't because i kept on falling down like a crippled elephant.

I thought i was dreaming, because it has never happened to me before. I was breathing profusely and tired. After few minutes, i pull myself together, pack my bag and quickly ran to the Hostel. On my way, many students were looking at me like( Wetin dey do this guy) . I was just dancing to the music of the breeze by moving in a zig-zag mode. I realized this was happening because i have nothing in my stomach, so i bought some banana not knowing am adding to my problem .
I got to the Hostel, peel off my clothes and laid down shouting for help unconsciously, i thought am going to die . I was dying, my roommates gathered with the mind of taking me to the health center. The guy we ate together was healthy and sound, he was even telling me he had finished the left over meal

I slept off and i woke up in the next day, I was OK this time, without brushing my teeth, i went to the Bukka in my hostel (AWO), i ate up to #500 meal.
I went back to prepare myself for classes. Despite the fact that i didn't prepared well for the test, i thank God, i performed excellently.


I vowed not to taste Or eat Beans again for the rest of my life.

WERE
OTI SI OBO DO

Na the suit wear am no b him wear suit

long life bro
Happy bornday

This op is crazi
Painting white men as angels. You even accept being subjected to them...

Lol.. .
She said : i like it big ,strong and thick

Ha
O si obo do

Osi Oko do
Awon oloribuku meta

Some female copers are just useless.. .i have a friend in secondary school then, very handsome tho. One of the female coppers make advances towards him even in the class. the guy kissed her, even had some sex. Not a jazz ...na charming.

This is nonsense...
Because of protest.. They devalued their assets and make breasts a mockery artifacts.

Iranu abasha

Wow.. She just gave birth to a genius

Monster

Thumbs up

This is my own hypothesis concerning the life span of the male in relative to the female.

Although it is evident that females tend to live more stronger than males due to some certain reasons.


1. DEATH RATE: YEA, this is a very determing factor for the life span of the males. Men engaged in some harmful and dangerous job in the course of survival. They die massively due to the vulnerability and strenuous dependencies unlike females who normally engaged mostly in a stress-free jobs or where their security is being guaranteed . They work as a trader, nurse, accountant, et.c which actually protect their interests and life

Also, man engaged in some task that put their entire lives at risk. Have ever imagined those who Fight the war?. .they moved to the battlefield to defend the interest of their country and later ended up being killed massively, how many of them were females?.
Bomblast also featured in this category. Using NIGERIA as a case study, in any devilish operations carried out by the serial terrorist called Boko Haram, this guys will definitely sweep away many lives of which males will be 90%.


2. CRIMINOLOGY: This also determined the reason why women tend to more live longer than the men. In the sense that, Every day, many males engaged in crime that mostly attract capital punishments. They rape, kidnapped, human laundry, exporting of illicit drugs, deliberate assassination e.t.c. Every news in Nigeria always fall in any of these categories.

Also, males are fond of taking high drugs with harmful toxins that intend to cost them their lives.


4. SPERM COMES IN BOTH GENDER: scientists and medical practitioners in their findings and researches made it known that a man ejaculates during sex ,he releases millions and millions of sperm. Although these “sexy swimmers” come in high numbers, only a single sperm can successfully go upstream and fertilize an egg — and there is more to a man’s sperm than just fertilizing the egg to form a fetus.
Sperm live fast and die young. Men have a
constant supply of sperm, producing at least 1,500 sperm cells per second . Since they live
briefly, sperm supply must constantly be replaced, hence their astounding production
rate. But just how valuable is good sperm health when it comes to creating a healthy fetus.


Not all sperm are chromosomally male. Several sperm do carry the X chromosome, while others carry the Y chromosome. However, female sperm is actually stronger than male sperm, according to Harvard Health Publications . This means the likelihood of getting pregnant by a female swimmer is higher than a male one. If a father provides an X chromosome, the baby will be female, whereas if he supplies a Y
chromosome, the baby will be male.

It is however discovered that the those who produce X chromosomes are extremely higher than the Y chromosomes.


Here is my reasons... If u agree with me.. LIKE this post and if u disagree, SHARE IT

Who don watch BANSHEE for here.. .

Look at the white guy in the second picture

One of the things i regretted in life
Is coming to OAU

Ha. Jesus.. ..kai

Op.. U are very stupid..
U snapped another person when those victims needed urgent assistance. Useless post.

She studied pornography science

This is really animalistic and barbaric!!!

A country where execution and enforcement of law is been entrenched. People no longer take cognizance of the law again..

This is bad..

Hmm... I remembered.. Kemi
She had crush on me then... That day she lured me to a lonely place. Plant a peck on my cheek and shuttle my lips with hers ...i never believe my eyes.. I acted angry but i dey laff inside

I was 17, she was 16.

We are not together.. .i dont know where she is now

The two guys on the ladder fools self .see where dem stand.

That na engineer. .na the wise one

You now y?














Hin want make him profession kill am