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Family / Re: Mothers, How Did Your Husband React When You Were In Labour? by Oshlander: 9:58pm On Apr 22, 2020
Interesting thread.

Kudos to all mothers.

I'm praying to experience delivery with my wife too, but pregnancy first. 7years expecting.

May God answer our prayers.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany Sends China £130billion Bill For covid-19 Damages–Sparks Fury In Beijing by Oshlander: 10:07pm On Apr 19, 2020
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Health / Re: Lockdown: RRS Rushes Pregnant Woman In Labour To Hospital by Oshlander: 6:00pm On Apr 19, 2020
Shibaraba:
Lived up to their name . Rapid response squad. Pity the man who sat near the woman in the car. Women in labour strong pass Schwarzenegger . When shiborobo,son of shibaraba was born, I do mistake follow the mama enter Labor room. See pinches, she squeezes, the punches, see bites. With one hand she pulled down the curtains from the window of her private room. I was there saying rubbish. "sorry, sorry ehn, e dey pain, I go buy you phone, I go buy you cloth, I go buy cow for your naming. Small time I start to cry. I swear na she dey Labor na me dey cry. Even she come dey laugh sef. The doctor had to send me out. After two to three origin bitters my nerves calm. Came back to hospital feeling like a boss. Baby Don arrive already.

Love you kiddo

Very funny.
I could not contain my laugh.
Food / Re: Lagosians Begging In Front Of Lekki Estate (Video) by Oshlander: 6:49pm On Apr 16, 2020
Something is coming...
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Bala Mohammed Speaks From Isolation (Video, Pictures) by Oshlander: 5:24am On Apr 04, 2020
Can it be true?
Crime / Re: Coronavirus Lockdown Bank Scam Alert: Warn Your Loved Ones For Their Safety by Oshlander: 1:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
I think FirstBank has a mole in its systems. Na so one called me yesterday and mentioned my first name, that he was calling me from FirstBank, and I asked which FirstBank. He just dropped the call on me.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Criticized For Holding Service At Canaanland Amid Covid-19 by Oshlander: 1:21pm On Mar 22, 2020
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Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of February by Oshlander: 6:17pm On Mar 01, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Breaking!!! Lagos Records First Case Of Coronavirus by Oshlander: 2:50am On Feb 28, 2020
Dayo Ojerinde

The Lagos State Ministry of Health has confirmed the first case of coronavirus (COVID-19) in Nigeria.

The state Commissioner for Health, Prof. Akin Abayomi, in a statement around 1.40 am on Friday said the government had reported it to the Federal Ministry of Health.

“The case, which was confirmed on the 27th of February 2020, is the first case to be reported in Nigeria since the outbreak in China in January 2020.

“The case is an Italian citizen who entered Nigeria on the 25th of February from Milan, Italy, for a brief business visit.

“He fell ill on the 26th February and was transferred to Lagos State Biosecurity Facilities for isolation and testing. COVID-19 infection was confirmed by the Virology Laboratory of the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, part of the Laboratory Network of the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control. The patient is clinically stable, with no serious symptoms, and is being managed at the Infectious Disease Hospital in Yaba, Lagos,” the statement read partly.”

The Commissioner said the state government through the Lagos State Ministry of Health, had put measures in place to ensure that any outbreak in the state was controlled and contained quickly in collaboration with the multi-sectoral Coronavirus Preparedness Group, led by the NCDC.

“We have immediately activated the State Emergency Operations Centre to respond to this case and implement firm control measures.

“I wish to assure all Lagosians and Nigerians that we have been strengthening our preparedness since the first confirmation of cases in China. We will use all the resources made available by the state government and the Federal Government to respond to this case.

“We are working to identify all the contacts of the patient since he arrived in Nigeria. Please, be reminded that most people who become infected may experience only a mild illness and recover easily, but it can be more severe in others, particularly the elderly and persons with other underlying chronic illnesses. All Lagosians should take care of their health and maintain hand and respiratory hygiene to protect themselves and others, including their own families, following these precautions:

“Regularly and thoroughly wash your hands with soap and water, and use alcohol-based hand sanitiser.

“Maintain at least 1 & half metres (5 feet) distance between you and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.

“People coughing persistently or sneezing should stay indoors or keep a social distance, but not mix with a crowd.

“Ensure that you and people around you follow good respiratory hygiene by covering mouths and noses with a handkerchief or tissue while sneezing or coughing. You can also sneeze or cough into your sleeve at the bent elbow. Then dispose of the used tissue immediately.

“Stay indoors if you feel unwell with symptoms, such as fever, cough and difficulty in breathing. Please call Lagos State Emergency hotlines 08023169485 or 08033565529 or 08052817243 which are available day and night.

“Stay informed on the latest developments about COVID-19 through official channels on TV and Radio, the Social Media, including the Lagos State Ministry of Health, NCDC and Federal Ministry of Health.

“Citizens must not abuse social media and indulge in spreading misinformation that causes fear and panic. The Lagos State Ministry of Health, in collaboration with Nigeria Centre for Disease Control, will continue to provide updates and will initiate all measures required to prevent the spread of any outbreak in Lagos,” Abayomi said.

Source: The Punch
https://www.facebook.com/206270189411151/posts/2987617571276385/?app=fbl

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Car Talk / Re: Police In Oyo To Impound Vehicles With Sirens, Spy And Covered Number Plates by Oshlander: 5:20am On Feb 15, 2020
Very good
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Day-light Robbery By Nigerian Banks by Oshlander: 6:37pm On Dec 28, 2019
I can confirm what the OP has said. It happened to me too on Thursday at a Gtbank ATM in Abeokuta, and the "Others" Option was visibly missing from the screen. The Amounts shown were #1,000 to #5,000. This is a Machine that usually dispensed #1,000 notes, the highest Amount should have been #30,000 as with GTBANK ATM Machines.

I had to calm down first, eject my ATM Card and reinsert the it again.

Mind you, I used GTBANK ATM Card.

After I inserted the Card, then I just pressed the button where "Others" Option was supposed to be written and it brought out option to type what amount I wanted to withdraw, and that's how I defeated their attempt to rob me.

I wanted to withdraw #71,000. I would have pressed the machine 15 painful times.

You have to be wise in this country.

The OP's tale is true please.

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Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 6:54pm On Nov 17, 2019
J2381:
where are you watching the match?

On Facebook
Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 6:53pm On Nov 17, 2019
Full Time

2 : 4

What a match.

That challenge on Osimhen is a red card challenge but surprisingly, foul was not even given.

We need VAR in African football abeg.

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Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 6:43pm On Nov 17, 2019
Goal again. Osimhen
Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2019
Gooal Osimhen
Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 6:18pm On Nov 17, 2019
Osimhen must score today. He totally deserves the Man of the Match.

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Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 5:41pm On Nov 17, 2019
Goal 2-1
Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 5:32pm On Nov 17, 2019
But this their pitch na wa o.
Sports / Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Oshlander: 5:30pm On Nov 17, 2019
To watch the match, go to Facebook and search for Lesotho vs Nigeria. It's being streamed live by some users
Gooal
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ecuador: FIFA Under 17 World Cup (3 - 2) Full Time by Oshlander: 9:18pm On Oct 29, 2019
Update
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by Oshlander: 12:47am On Oct 22, 2019
What can I say! I'm glad that I'm married now.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: "The Nigeria Police Should Copy The Hong Kong Police" by Oshlander: 7:49pm On Sep 17, 2019
Seriously, I was discussing this issue with my wife yesterday after we watched the news.

She asked me a question that I couldn't answer. Her question was: Where will the Police get water for the water cannon?
Sports / Re: Ukraine Vs Nigeria: International Friendly (2- 2) Full Time by Oshlander: 7:31pm On Sep 10, 2019
Will Startimes show the match?
Science/Technology / Re: Malnourished Lion At Benue University Zoo Roaring (Photos) by Oshlander: 10:39am On Sep 08, 2019
Oh my wow!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Participates At The Opening Session Of TICAD Summit In Japan by Oshlander: 9:46am On Aug 28, 2019

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Celebrities / Re: Marvin Music Star "Rema" Made It To Ex. President Barack Obama Top 50 Summer Son by Oshlander: 10:17pm On Aug 24, 2019
Politics / Re: "No Where Is Safe In Nigeria"—Reno Omokri Reacts To Aljazeera's New Report by Oshlander: 9:53pm On Aug 24, 2019
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Agbadu Akabe's Convoy Attacked, 5 Policemen Killed In Nasarawa by Oshlander: 10:52pm On Aug 20, 2019

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Politics / Re: There’s No Ban On Food Importation, FG Replies Financial Times by Oshlander: 12:01pm On Aug 19, 2019
Politics / Re: Anthony Ayine, Auditor-general Indicts Presidency, EFCC, NASS by Oshlander: 11:58am On Aug 19, 2019

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Phones / Re: I Need An External USB Camera For My Tecno7c Phone by Oshlander: 2:12pm On Aug 03, 2019
Phones / Re: I Need An External USB Camera For My Tecno7c Phone by Oshlander: 2:09pm On Aug 03, 2019

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