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Etinosa1234:
I don't really like typing stories but lemme say this

I think this one happened last year..At the end of our first semester exams, I wanted to return back to Lagos... Instead of following reputable transport companies like iyare, God is good and the likes.. I decided to follow SUG bus because it was very cheap(half the price I'm supposed to pay if I followed God is good and the likes)

But the main reason I followed the bus was because I had used most of my fare and by the time I had paid, I had only 200 naira with me

So when the bus (SUG) came to meet us at Hall 2 car park..it was very bad..... from looking at it ..one can suspect that this bus would have so many faults but I and the other passengers didn't care. We were all concerned on getting home..

So we paid and did all the necessary before the bus started it's journey.

The Journey became a nightmare after we got past ore. Suddenly the driver just stopped the bus and told us that there was a fault in the bus and that we should all come down..After a few grumbling from all of us, we all came down. Then the driver told us to be walking to the front that he'll meet us along the way. That period was fun as due to the fact that almost all of us were students, we all chatted with ourselves and made fun of the driver (behind his back tho). Then the bus met us on the way and we all entered.

But immediately we got past sagamu, The driver started complaining about the bus that it had a lot of faults and that he'll not be able to carry us to our final destination.. This thing infuriated most of us and we were all shouting at the driver that he should refund part of the money so that we'll be able to get another transport to our place . But the driver was adamant. He refused to give us anything at all claiming he didn't have any money on him.

After everything ..He was able to successfully carry us into Lagos..then he stopped us at ojota.... saying that his brake pads has spoilt and he can't afford to continue the journey.. After all the pleading, he refused to give us part of our money..

We all came down...

Then it dawned on me that I had just 200 naira on me ..and where I was going was still miles ahead(I was Going to cele)

So while other passengers were getting buses to go their various places..I was jus standing , hoping my dad would come and rescue me(that one just tell me that if I lost..e nor concern am)
After waiting for too long..I found a bus that was going to a different cele and I entered.. then they told me that they were not going my cele( first time I knew that we had two cele bus stop in lagos) But by then...they had already covered half of the journey..So the conductor gave me back 100 naira..

where they stopped me..when I asked how much was cele from there, they said 400..and I was with just 100 naira

so with my load(2 bags) I trekked and trekked and trekked and trekked(na dat day I know say Lagos jus small for map..e nor small for real life)
By the time I got past ogudu, I was already tired and weak but because I didn't want to beg..I continued mostly in desperation hoping if I could reach oshodi by foot...My problems would be half solved ..But oshodi seemed very far..when I asked how much for oshodi from where I was , it was still way above the money with me

Then I became very frustrated and had to do what I hated doing..BEG

Then I met one woman and explained my plight to her .. To my surprise..she gave me the money..I was very grateful to her(God will continue to bless that woman wherever she is)

Then immediately I boarded a bus and I got to cele...then from there I just trekked it to my house in okota...

Since then..I've made a vow not to enter uniben SUG bus and never to embark on a transport without holding at least 1000


But I don break all the vows sha

This your story ehn!!! Na lie full am... Cos I don't understand how you dropped at ojota and took bus going to cele and after getting half way, you started trekking till you got to ogudu... You forget say ogudu dey for ojota?

Miffia:
Tiger nuts?... Will that help?,

Not just tiger nuts! Tiger nuts and date... Or coconut and date.... It is a tested and confirmed combo �

If you're sure it's really typhoid, I want to recommend something really worked for me, as I used to be a victim of this typhoid back in the days..

Ingredients: Lime, alabukun and native egg(raw)

Steps:
1. Squeeze about 2-3 limes inside a cup
2. Break the native egg inside the lime,
3. Then add one sachet of alabukun to it and stair properly before drinking it.

Do this at least trice within seven days and watch the typhoid disappear by God's grace.

Note: make sure that's the first thing that goes into your body in the morning..

Biritiko:
E pain your father

Lol! Eeya! E pain your mother

Biritiko:
your father

Lol... E pain am

With the way you keep bashing people for criticizing you.. I don't understand o!
Were you expecting everyone to support you?

If you won't take criticism, since you claim it's your personal problem...why post your personal problem here and even beg for it to be moved to FP so people can advise you?

From the way I see it, I'm not sure you need any advise cos your mind is made up already... And if you decide to ruin this poor girl's life, don't forget that tomorrow is pregnant with so many unknowns. And if your kids find out you refused to let them enjoy a normal family life like you did just because you think their mother is a slowpoke.... My brother, you go blame yourself o!

Where did he say she's 19 now?
He only used her name and added '19 to indicate year 2019..

grandstar:
This is his first sensible thing have seen him write and many here will concur with me.
Kudos to him.

Funny, I was in London around the same time too. First stayed with my aunty who was in a council flat with her 3 kids. Two were boys

I remember sleeping in the boys room. There was a bunk bed and an extra bed. I slept on the extra bed.

Both boys wet their beds and the room stunk of stale urine.

Worse, they'll change bed spaces the following night not minding sleeping on the others pee. The stench in the room was something else. Those boys wan finish me.

We (my dad and 3 other siblings) later moved from there to a detached house in Surrey. I spent only a week then as I had entrance examinations into secondary school.

But who ask you all this story na

bujebudanu1:
U went for your monthly clearance in onitsha(anambra state)
While u live in asaba(Delta State)

Nysc won't do anything

It's very possible na, asaba to Onitsha is not far... Probably about 10 minutes drive and maybe #100 or #150 bus

Dial this code to block d account.. *966*911#

ayoblinks:
Flattinos doing what they know how to do best
*Spits*

Ode ni é

Tallesty1:
Well, a day after my birthday celebration last year. That was on the 17th of April 2018, while driving home from club, some 2 dead gorgeous girls started to wave at me.

I slowed down and noticed that their breasts were almost out so I stopped to know how I can be of help.

They asked if I could give them a ride, I agreed they both got into the backseat and started having sex with each other then one of them jumped into the front seat and performed MouthAction on me while the other stole my wallet…


Well, not really bad. I mean sex for wallet isn't a bad trade but my wallet got stolen on 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.....

In fact I continued losing my wallet to them until I have no money to buy new wallet.


I will probably lose my next wallet to them if they're still around when I buy it.

Rubbish!!

Shibaraba:
Reminds me of one elohor that year
The girl kaka na bakassi peninsula
I sha dey browse her steady
As I see say she love my IP address I come say make I milk her small
Dey use her funds dey use carry other okpos
The day wey she find out I think say na that day I go see my ancestors.
Na that day I know say yansh wey we dey see so dem dey use am do weapon
Me wey I legelege like sugar cane.
She use the yansh pin me on top bed come dey interrogate me.
I no fit move left or right,I no fit breathe, I just dey beg.
After much begging she chop another set of lies
Come release me.
I just do like say nothing happen ,use style say I wan go buy cigar
Japa season two.
Me and she never see till date.
Fear girls, fear delta girls more

Who ask you?

omari5:
I don't get, why is the wound still opened?

They want to snap and upload it on social media first

Dada2010:
URGENT INFORMATION ABOUT INEC

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Please kindly attend to this piece of information CONCERNING THE GENERAL ELECTIONS:
1). BE VIGILANT AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE CARD READER.
*When your PVC is slotted into the CARD READER, MAKE SURE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR INFORMATION IS CLOSED before another PVC is slotted in.
If this is not done, your information especially your PICTURE will be used for different people that they already have with them. INSIST that your information be closed.
*For Agents, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION WHEN COLLATING THE RESULTS because results will be sent ELECTRONICALLY first before Ballot Boxes will be taken to Collation Centers.
*Make sure the correct figures is recorded for all parties.
For example, if PDP scores 55 and APC scores 32, VOID 15
let the record be:
PDP - 055
APC - 033
VOID - 015
DO NOT ALLOW 33 because they will add the VOID to it before you know.
*Also, most of the INEC Staffs’ Salaries at the Polling Units are paid by APC.
They have been in training in the last six months;
(2) Your TEMPORARY VOTERS CARD can be used to vote in case you did NOT get your PVC. It is in accordance with the Law. If you’re many at your polling unit without PVC, line up together and insist you must vote. INEC is silent on this.
(3) USE THE LAST FINGER TO VOTE. The space is small and as such may stain others thereby making the vote Invalid.
Roll the paper INWARDLY until you get to PDP alloyed space.
Carefully use your smallest finger to cast your vote and roll out completely. The excess ink will stain the back of the paper and then you can fold and drop the paper in the ballot boxes.
Please pass around.

#COPIED

#PLEASE KEEP SHARING ON WHATSAPP GROUPS, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, TELEGRAM ETC#

You don't just copy and paste anything without using your head na!!!

Why are you trying to stir trouble for the innocent corp members working as INEC adhoc staffs during the election?

Pls, let's be guided... Don't endanger others because of your stupidity.

Tinalex:
So, cos she was rude in law school meant that she has no right to hear her opinion on social media? What happened to the mental faculty of some Nigerian youth?

Of course, she has a right to her opinion, so also those Davido... And since they both aired their opinion based on their rights, I wonder why you blame Davido for airing his as a human being like you or the girl in question..
Don't forget these celebrities are humans first before celebrity! So they can also feel bad and react when you say unpleasant things to them for no just reason..

zlantanfan:
Fan yogo sellers would be extremely bitter now, they have 90% of Lagos but the lepers can't get themselves to be governor nor help their Yoruba lord customer

What is this one talking

ekestic1976:
Only the devil himself can tell what skewed god created the so-called IPOBs and the other Contrarians. How on earth can people be so full of hatred of fellow human beings and yet call themselves Christians? Nowhere is arguments won by hauling insults and abuse on dissenting opinions. By doing so, you're showing the opposition the kind of Nigeria you'd create if, God forbid, your principal Atiku wins. Learn forbearance and humility.

Lol... Who collect your bread na

Yewandequeen:
Yes i did

We're together then

Yewandequeen:
Ehya, this market used to be my favorite market back then.

May God replenish all that was lost to the victims.

I'm guessing u also served in minna

Dapsonemmanuel:
I don't know if it's me or something else.. the girls from that church the always mKe sense one kind...

I swear... U no lie at all!
Make sense wit big big sumtin

OGHENAOGIE:
oga shut up

FantasticJ:
I doubt it you will be able to scale two sessions in that School. For your info, there's no room for lecture settlements. You must read to pass.

And who told u we didn't read to pass in UI? I'm sure u can't compare the two schools...can u?

Same bus admin wey dey produce first class yearly for south...na hin aboki use over 40yrs to get!!?

Congrats to him anyway

BornnAgainChild:
Amara Kanu...one of the decent Celebrity housewife

Igbo amaka na

So Op cannot even mention d name of d state? Just saying "the state" upandan...

Alepa:
Show us what you eat as lunch .
Or brunch.
Stop saying nonsense.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this .
Even food vendors here in the west sell food inside nylon for people . Stop making a mountain out of an ant hill.
If these kids were given plates and spoons . Many of these plates will be destroyed.
Or . Let’s assume they want to take them back and wash them so the kids can use them again . There’s no way these plates and spoons will be washed clean .
Well. You don’t have to agree with me .
But there’s nothing wrong with this food inside nylon

Common sense is really far from you...

waali:
So to avoid dividing the children, the Muslim students should now dress in a way that's acceptable in the Christian faith and abandon their own right? Nobody is forcing anyone to wear Hijab but for those that want, it's their right (since they have the right to choose the faith to follow).

You can't come and tell me not to dress in an Islamic way and I agree then end up dressing like a Christian.

What is this one saying?

dkronicle:
Bro since d day wey one girl for sch say make i nack am raw. Na when i start to fear dem. What if i get hiv nko

Lol... God help this our generation ooo

dkronicle:
Wahala dey. You follow stranger same day go house.

Na their way be that ooo! Nigerian girls get mind pass guys ooo