Stupid rhetorical questions....



I ate moi moi, will it make me mess?
My phone is hot, will it explode?
My sister is fat, is she pregnant?


Kids on nairaland.




In other news, this grammer has given me fever

ireneony:
Mtcheww.... Did u catch her red handed to come to the fact, that she truly cheating on you.
Guy, u are just suffering from insecurity

kestolove95:
my fear is gej loosing...d funny tin is dat he has olready loose

Your grammar alone has caused GEJ to win

chukwudi44:
My fear is that Buhari will die of[b]cardiac attack[/b] after losing four consecutive times

Bros, na cardiac arrest, heart attack
And before you reply
Show me your certificate

okenwa:
1. Relocate
2. Change numbers
3. Avoid sensational movies

Not enough

Cut off your dick.
Yes, [size=30pt]cut it off[/size], shey you want to forget about them. Since you don't have better things than ask a rhetorical question

Bsc is higher, but in your case I can't say.
Afterall, we still dey find better.

I wish all of us Goodluck...not GEJ

My fears be say, the total amount of money wey i plan to make from this election fit no reach

C'mon people,
Upload that of [size=30pt]sai Buhari[/size]

Only?

I sent 100, but why my boys tell me say na all police see?

The pastor be like,
[size=20pt]
Receive your breakthrough!!![/size]

But make e no try am with edo woman o

Sho,
Naija pikin go turn am to stlye once.
E go change from punishment to present

What?
Training ko, Certification ni?


God put banging the dead in him? This one don pass blasphemy...Na soldiers suppose follow find am

Lol

For this one, if you don't know it, you can't write it.
If you felt you were gonna nail the F before the papers, then you sure have to trust your feelings.

Hopeless

wilsondave:
all this Fulani people sa. nawa o.......
all they know is to steal, kill and destroy.......
and one Fulani aboki is aiming to become the next president.
just joking o cause I know politicians on NL will attack me now especially aboki supporters lol.....
quote me and type rubbish and see how thunder will fire you.

:
Still waiting oh

Oooooh oh
I wasted mb now.

Misleading caption. Op take your time oh

Repeat thread.

Only?

It's too small ni
Soludo abeg go add am well

Keep talking propaganda buhari, afterall talk is cheap

Sorry granny

saaedlee:
If the lady is your wife, she is permitted to do most of those things on your list!

Meanwhile, why don't we stick to the following:

1. Go to you Polling Centre on the 14th of Febuhari.
2. Cast your vote
3. Protect your Vote till it has been counted.

Number 4 is complusory...







4. Stay, watch and hear General Muhammadu Buhari declared Winner

5. Dance Shoki
6. Repeat 5 till May29th

And after may29, you begin fasting and prayer...so buhari will deliver.

You still believe politicians bah!
When will you have sense?

La news. Adonbilifit

Depends on your location.
Mtn is fast here but glo crawls. So choose.

Although glo is kinda more economical

Make we price...how about 25k?

Their eye clear wella

I just had to comment without reading. Na FP material.

I hear say dis mods like list wella



But op, about no 41, have you considered this...........?

Na who do the count

Ftc....

These few things are involved?

1. Shagari is still holding the grudge since the coup.

2. GMB stayed for a couple of years, which is not
Enough to effect a change.
3. if GMB was good enough he would have lasted longer as head of state, so at this old age why should he think he can do better? (Shagari has a point).

4. On the other note, GEJ is not capable of fighting corruption nor Boko Haram, (the only problems we face in naija as of present).
5. GEJ has stayed for 6yrs already, and he still is clueless. Promising the same shit he promised 4yrs back.

6. I don't give a damn right now, the change is not buhari, the way forward is not Jonathan. So here we are in naija JUST CLUELESS

Ok i don comment.

Next

Yo. I don comment i don go. Its her life, her boobs. Its my mb, my time.


Rubbish

kaima1984:
shame t you,is DAT all u hav got t say?hv you get your ass down n pounder on his write up?u are NT among the future leaders of this great country,instead of see reasons with him,u are here reminding him of his past,mtchewww f u

Children of nowadays, when will you learn manners?
In death? Or in hell?
Either way make sure you learn

Ok

So if it was ordained by God, then you must have been ordained to finance them either morally, financiallyor otherwise.


In another news, i be
FTC.... on my bday

Drinks on me

FTC on my bday

Ok. Eedris, Obj will jagajaga you and your family again o. I recall you going on the knees to beg last time out at aso rock...