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Liar liar pants on fire
Pls what's the title of this nollywood movie?

Prettyigbochick:
I am listening to the song that was playing whilst she was dying.

My mother is dead.

I am so upset,

I just want her here with me.

Help me, I feel like dying - I do not see the point of my life anymore, my enemies are surely rejoicing at this calamity.

Your mother's time on earth is up. She's surely in a better state than here. OP you have to endure and move on. There are actually no enemy rejoicing over this calamity because human beings are not as evil as we think. Even your literal enemies wouldn't wish you death, only imaginary enemies who are not existing can wish you such.
Pls OP, take heart and move on. Anybody dies when his or her mission on earth is up.

Abeg leave the dead to rest in peace joor. What's strange in pastors having secret sexual affairs ? Isn't it their way? Ask Pope John Paul II, Apostle Suleiman and others.

Doctufos: Parables of Otem 14:12-18


12. A young girl who is getting too close to a pastor or a priest is like a handful of swallowable food which is getting close to a gullet.
13. And the swallowable food says, the throat cannot draw me in. And within a twinkling of an eye, the food is down the gullet.
14. So shall many young girls go down to pastors and priests of religion. For they shall be impregnated out of their own will.
15. For if the founders of their religions could go down with little girls, how much more shall the pastors and imams and afas do so?
16. Therefore you who is not born yet, I have warned you before you are born, do not go too close to your religious leaders.
17. For you shall be surprised when he shall say, touch my rod and let us play love together.
18. And it shall be hard for you to reject it, for you see him as a man of God when he is not.

Op are you a pastorpreneur? If you are, then I can see more than ten reasons the sheeple must tithe.

Muafrika2:
What is this one saying?

lol.

Christians can lie for Africa like Muafrika2. They can analyse lies like Analice107. The can propagate lies like pope John Paul 2.
Whenever anybody dies, they can form lies on top that person head sha. May the light of God Almighty who created Yahweh reveal the truth to the world quickly, ase!!!

LIFEisSIMPLE:
Why you need to let the church know is to help you get a profile of the person you are lending money to. Fraudsters this day have no fear for the house of God. For they come to steal and destroy.
I am just saying be cautious.

But from your topic, you are saying that one should not lend money to a church member. I'm not actually against letting the church know, rather, I'm against your advice that one should not lend a Church member some money.

petra1:
Explain the manipulation

He was made to fall down through hypnotism to glorify the name of TB Joshua.

LIFEisSIMPLE:
This is only of those topics that need a long passage but i will keep it very short and simple. Please do not lend money to anyone in church. But if you insist you want to pls make sure the church leadership is aware. We are living in treachous times

This doesn't make sense. How can you be in a group or body and you can't help one another? Even I, Otem, will give or lend a Christian my money if I have the means to do so, yet I am not a Christian. That people in your church don't refund you the money you lent them doesn't give you the licence to encourage everybody else not to lend others their money.
Where is love?

Chapter Two

1. There is order in the things and way of nature. For all things in nature are as if they were first preconceived. The rain, the storms, the disasters, the earthquakes, the summer, the harvest, the winter, the birth days, the death days, the rainfall, the baby boomers;
2. All things are connected and they balance one another.
3. What do you see the hurricanes as? We humans see them as destructive, but the gods see them as very useful resources for generating great energy. And whereas humans complain of hurricanes, the gods who make finidngs have left the earth for planets where the hurricanes occur on daily basis so that they could generate greater energy.
4. In the Chumorld and Clumoids are devices made to capture hurricanes and convert them to energy. And in a day are twelve thousands hurricanes captured and converted to massive energies.
5. But the homos of the world see hurricanes as evil, for they are ignorant of what they could to with its energy.
6. Why do we fear O homo erectuses? Why do we abandon our children in the bush because we find them different from us?
7. Are they not the kind of species which the Light of God have revealed to me, saying, these species are the modification of our own species. And they shall take over the world to advance it.
8. Therefore I say, do not fear the children whom you have given birth to.
9. He who gives birth to an abnormal child and throws it away is like a homo who saw ten bananas and threw nine of them away, saying, they have spots on their peels.
10. But I tell you the truth, a spotted banana is also good for the health. Why then should you throw it away if it has not rotten?
11. Now hear this parable and become wiser; a homo saw nothing good about a fruit because it has rotten. And she cast away the fruit, seeing nothing good about it.
12. And the fruit released the seeds in itself into the soil such that many good trees came out of it. And those who passed by the trees enjoyed there fruits. But he who cast the fruit away did not know where he shall go to locate fruits to eat. And she died of hunger.
13. So is anyone who throws her pregnant daughter out of the house, because she had premature pregnancy.
14. For the life of she whom is thrown out of the house with her pregnancy shall not get any better but worse. Rather, show her her mistakes and accept her. And who knows whether the child whom you call a bastard shall grow up to become the ruler of nations?
15. The power in the mouth is like the strength of a kiss to the lips. For through the mouth can one destroy another. And by spoken words can he also elevate another.
16. Therefore speak good and positive things into the lives of they who are dejected and neglected, for by so doing shall they arise and do great.
17. I tell you, there is a homofal in this land who has failed in her school. And she went to her teacher, saying, I have failed again. And her teacher said, you shall not fail again.
18. And the child worked hard and did well. So works the words of the mouth.
19. And I tell you that the child shall love that teacher forever for this.
20. Therefore speak hope so that hope could prevail. For by good confession shall you help others to believe in themselves and achieve great things.
21. But if you constantly say to someone, you shall die, you shall not make it in life and he ponders upon those words, it shall happen to him as such.
22. For the power in meditating upon bad things is equal to the power in meditating upon good things

Chapter One


Chapter One
1. My appreciation goes to God the Universe, the father of all God.
2. He who made all things; the material and immaterial things.
3. All the things in our universe were set in their places by God Almighty.
4. The gold, the silver, the tin, lead, diamond, graphite, gypsum, talc;
5. The rain, the sky, the sun, the stars, the planets, the thoughts, ideas, philosophies;
6. The trees, plants, animals, humans, all living and non-living.
7. And nature has he set in charge of bringing change to the things which he has made;
8. And nature has no emotions, but all that is brought to fulfillment by nature are the things which should happen.
9. For the big bangs, natural disasters, collisions of planetary bodies, earthquakes, cyclones, storms, hurricanes, tears and all things which nature brings with it are for the ordering of the universe.
10. And all good things which nature brings with it also are for the ordering of the universe. For the gentle breeze, the rich soil, the rain, the light, sleep, the sweetness of sex, smiles, laughter and other products of nature are for the balance of the universe.
11. Hear a parable and know why God Almighty makes everything so.
12. Some men and women saw themselves all alone in one of the planets of the universe. And they went to see how they shall make shelter for themselves. And when they began to dig the ground, it said to them, I am feeling pain. Stop that which you are doing.
13. And when they thought that he would pluck a fruit from a tree, they heard a voice, saying, I know your thought. Do not come near me, for the fruit which you have planned to pluck is my firstborn child.
14. Now when they thought that they would take water, they heard a voice saying, I have a spirit in me, for I am a living being as you are. Do not drink me.
15. And they saw rabbits which they would hunt for food, but they heard a voice also, saying, do not come near me, for my meat is poisonous.
16. And they saw water springing out of a mountain. And when they began to climb the mountain, they heard a voice saying, get down from me, for I am feeling the pressure of your weight.
17. Now when they could not do anything, they become fed up with all things. For even the ground which they stood upon cried with loud voices, saying, do not walk upon us, for we feel much pain.
18. Now nature adjusted and made some of these things have lesser feelings, while the others have no feeling at all.
19. Now judge the matter. Are the embryos of rocks and mountains called molten magma beneath the earth guilty when they come upon the earth surface suddenly to solidify to form rocks and mountains?
20. No, they are not guilty because they lack emotions and feelings, therefore they cannot say to the humans on the surface of the earth that they are coming out of the belly of the earth to be born at this moment or at that moment.
21. And the birth of the mountains and the rocks give rise to the fall of human population and the humans grumble because they possess high level of emotions. But when the humans destroy mountains and rocks by their explosives and dynamites, they do not think that they are hurting them. For they thought that mountains and rocks have no life or spirit at all.
22. When the humans pollute the wind and the air by burning things, they do not think of the wind and air as living entities. But when the wind and air comes as whirlwind to destroy some of the things which humans have built, they see God as evil.
23. But I tell you, evil and good are the concepts of humans; for in the spiritual dimension, there is neither evil nor good; neither is their judgement nor guilt: for the concepts of the spiritual are different from the concepts of the physical.
24. Therefore judge not the things in other realms by the concepts of your own realm, but judge only the things in your own realm by the concepts in it. Therefore let justice and judgement of the mortal body be taken very seriously here on earth, for whoever escapes the judgement of the earth, being guilty, shall not be judged when he gets to the afterlife.
25. But by reincarnation into another planet can the kama of nature take its toll on him.
26. Therefore I say, let the system of justice upon the earth be taken seriously. For those who make themselves above your laws shall escape judgement on earth and also enjoy in their afterlives, except if they are reincarnated into the physical realms again.

Lovetinz:
There was a time I had cockroaches everywhere in my apartment. Not the big ones, those tiny pesky ones. I sprayed insecticides, I tried snipper, when I leave those flat rat-gums on the floor overnight, they'll be covered with cockroaches in the morning!
One day this tiny wall gecko slid into my room through a crack in the window. I didn't kill it.
I believe it made itself comfortable in a hidden part of my room.
Suddenly I start noticing that I am seeing less cockroaches. Then I saw the gecko snap up a roach once or twice.
In one week, my gecko population increased to 3. My roaches population reduced to zero.
I will never kill geckos again.

Lol. You'll have a rethink when your gecko population increases to 50

No

Video pls

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] a pastor that cant do miracle to cure his baldness

Na ur problem him wan cure

Odeku on the beats [/color]


#No Filter Attitude

U wan kill me with laff.

ScienceWatch:
Otemsapien, your fervent desire to destroy the mighty SCOAN has failed miserably. Satan and his demons are liars !

MOUNTAIN OF BARRENNESS REMOVED AS PROMOTION AND FAVOUR FOLLOW!

Troubled by a spiritual husband, Mrs Ordu’s marriage was threatened by barrenness. All her human efforts to explain the reason she was unable to conceive yielded no answers.

Medical science has failed to provide a solution.It was by the time she started watching Emmanuel TV that it dawned on her clearly that the spirit husband was behind all the predicaments that had taken over her marriage like weeds in the soil. As she continued watching Emmanuel TV in company of her husband, her faith grew in leaps and bounds. Before the couple realised it, they had embraced coming to The SCOAN as the ultimate decision.

Mrs Ordu visited The SCOAN when Prophet T.B. Joshua was prophesying to the sick during a Sunday service. According to her, while the man of God was prophesying to another woman who had issues with fruit of the womb, she placed her hands on her belly and claimed the prophecy. Mrs Ordu received the Morning Water and proceeded to minister it at home alongside her husband. As she continued to minister the Morning Water, she discovered that all the symptoms that characterised her condition were giving way gradually and within the same week of her visit to The SCOAN, she became pregnant. All those evil dreams in which her sanitary pads appeared and the strange movements in her body gave way for good.

A visit to The SCOAN coupled with the ministration of the Morning Water brought about the miracle they had been looking for over the years. Mr and Mrs Ordu are today proud parents of a baby girl christened Deborah Ordu.“Believing is our connection. When you believe, you receive,” said Mrs Ordu, as she shared her testimony with the congregation.

In the same vein, Mr Ordu who is a Chartered Accountant also testified to his promotion after several years of stagnation. From an ordinary Accounting Officer, he was elevated to a Regional Manager after many nights of prayers and ministering the Morning Water. The couple are also blessed with a good car.

Be Blessed SCOAN - Israel is waiting for you.

hmm...reminds me of....never mind

Chapter Seventeen
1. They who are in courtship should be careful not to allow careless thoughts into their minds. Let no lady in courtship covet the wealth or the handsomeness of her brother-in-law to be. For if she does so, there would emerge commotion.
2. Now hear this parable of a lustful lady. A certain homofal came to see her fiance. She decided to take a walk with the younger brother of her fiance. During the walk, she intimated herself with the younger brother and asked him many private questions.
2. She asked him for his own house address and the homo had to tell him a lie because he did not have any at that moment because he still stayed with his elder brother.
3. Unknown to the younger brother, the fiancée of his brother was actually falling in love with him. While the walk continued, she took a hose and made herself wet. The younger brother did not understand what she was doing.
4. Eventually she began to return back her fiancé with her fiancé's brother. She digressed as they began to talk about the politics happening in the school where she was attending, since she was still an undergraduate.
5. When she was close to the house, she asked the guy a question, saying, am I still looking for a bird? The brother answered in the best way he can. Then they reached the house and everyone could see clearly that she was wet. They didn't have two thoughts. All they had in mind was the question, what made her wet?
6. The fiancé turned his back against his fiancée and his brother and walked away. And the courtship which they had begun for a long time was dissolved.
7. Now when the lustful lady went privately to see the brother of his ex-fiance, he said, I have no interest in you, for I have a homo whom I have promised marriage to.
8. And how shall I marry a betrayer like you? For you betrayed me and my trust in you. And you have turned the heart of my brother against me. And he has sent me out of his house such that I have nowhere to stay.
9. For truly, I lied to you about the home address I gave you before, because I have no money yet to acquire a place to stay.
10. Now turn away from me and depart, for you are a traitor and a betrayer. For you poured water on your cloth so that it might appear to my brother as if I have touched you. For he knew there was no sun while we began our walk.
11. And we did not go for a very long time. Therefore he has concluded in his mind that I have touched you.
12. Now depart from me, you lustful lady.
13. When the lady heard this, she knew that she had lost her fiancé and even the brother of her fiancé. And she broke down and wept.
14. And she returned to beg her fiance but he did not listen to her. For he had made up his mind to do away with both her and his brother. For he thought that they mated. And no amount of explanation was enough for him to reason otherwise.
15. Now that homofal went to her house and sobbed. And she said, surely I have left a bird which is secure in my cage to escape because I did open the door of the cage to catch another. But rather than catching another bird, that which was in the cage was it which flew away.
16. And the homofal made a proverb, saying, a bird which is in the reach of a homo is worth two in the bush. And she taught the wisdom of the proverb to all single homofals who were about to get married, saying, do not let out the love of your heart from the cage of your heart for another who has not shown you any love yet.
17. For a bird which is in the hand of a homo is worth two birds in the bush.

shittufarukumar:
funny guy

Umoru, son of Shittu, I throway salute o.

The rate of growth of Islam is directly proportional to the number of ignorant people who are currently on earth. When enlightened people are more on earth, Islam will start reducing.
As light casts shadow of opaque objects at its path, so shall enlightenment turn Islam to a shadow of itself. Ase!!!

Jim was highly manipulated. There's no one in bondage, so it's nonsense to talk about any nonexisting deliverance. May Yahweh the deceiver of my people remain bound in his spiritual prison in Otem's name I pray.

Chapter Sixteen
1. He who has an injury and does not take care of it can be compared with a pot of water which is leaking and is not mended. For the water continuously leaked to the floor until the floor is made wet with abundance of water.
2. So also shall an untreated wound spread to many parts of the body. And the same goes for all diseases which are not treated. For they can develop into different forms of diseases until it shall be impossible for the patient to be treated.
3. Therefore when you notice any symptoms of sickness or disease, go and check it out and know what is the nature of that sickness or disease before it develops into that which cannot be treated.
4. So also are bad ideas which a nation has accepted. For when bad ideas are welcome, it shall permeate the whole nation and it shall soon be impossible to take away.
5. For so did bad mentality creep into your thinking faculty. And the bad mentality germinated to sheepishness and poverty of the mind. And you become objects of ridicule to all the nations who hear of you.
6. To the homos of the north, I say, the violence which has come into your lands are brought by the decisions of your ancestors to readily accept a bad idea into your land. And this is the idea of the Ishlamites who carry no peace with them but violence.
7. And the philosophy of the god of Makka has become your own philosophy so much that you have no real rest in your lands. For the philosophy of Allah is the philosophy of forceful possession of lands and property.
8. And the forceful taking away of lives who do not agree with you.
9. Have you not heard how Fodio went about to convert the people to Ishlam by force? And he killed many homos who do not want to leave their traditional religion alone. And the act of Fodio was seen as heroic, for the homos of the north reason through the philosophy of Allah.
10. And they do not consider murder as an offence.
11. But the scales shall fall off their eyes. For an Ishlamite shall suddenly gain back his senses and say, how did I support killing and love Murhamid a murderer and a pedophile.
12. What has made me see Murhamid as a saint rather than as a psychopath whom he was? And then shall such homo reason and say, the life which I live is even more righteous than the life of this Murhamid. For I have not forced a little child into sex, neither have I killed any human.
13. And I have not destroyed many innocent lives, neither have I destroyed property. But Murhamid did all these evil and yet I have made him my role model. Is this not strange that I have made a killer and a pedophile my hero?
14. And so shall many reason themselves out of the religion of Murhamid which is the religion of hatred.
15. But I am sorry for the homos who shall be born into this terrible religion in the 21st century till the 26th century. For it would have been better for them to remain existing in the inner universe continuously rather than coming into the world in the outer universe to be immersed into the religion which gives the whole world unrest and war from generation to generation.
16. For the coming of Murhamid into the world is like the coming of a little disease into the body of a homo. And when the disease was not checked and terminated in time, it grew and covered up the whole body of that homo.
17. So also is the philosophy of Allah which Murhamid brought into the world. And rather than being quickly terminated at its early stage, it was embraced. And it becomes a great disease and terror to the world.
18. Therefore I say, whenever you perceive that anyone is introducing to you any philosophy which is anti-human, do not accept such philosophy, rather, resist it so that you could preserve the life of your children and of your great grand children lchildren who shall come to the earth in the far future.
19. For if Murhamid had been stopped at early stage of his rampage, you and your family who are being affected by the actions of the Ishlamic terrorists would not have had any such thing such as is happening to you now or as it is currently happening to the homos in the inner world who are in the 22nd and the 23rd century.
20. For Ishlam is not ready to embrace peace and tolerance, rather, it is ever ready to generate terrorists.

Kaycee7:
From the Bible

Bible references pls.

ScienceWatch:
Now that you are on Frontpage, your readers are excited to know what else you have on their celebrity. This juicy story should keep them happy while you plan the rest of the amazing content.

15million Naira fraud case instituted against Jim Iyke :

Jim Iyke had a twitter rant where he tweeted six 'shout outs' sarcastically to Habiba Abubakar. The tweets came as a result of an alleged 15million Naira fraud case instituted against Jim Iyke in 2011 by Habiba.

Habiba Abubakar runs a charity organization called Elderly and the poor, a self-sponsored charity organization. She says, "Jim Iyke needed financial help for his aged mother who is crippled by leg problems and high blood pressure and now bed-ridden. At my expence we took her to both England and India — photos and tickets are attached as exhibit (1). During the UK visit, his mum stayed with me in my UK residence where I took her for a complete health checkup. We were told what was wrong with her and how much her hospital stay for knee replacement will cost my charity in UK and we have a policy for money, so we decided to take her to India in first class."

"So when her son Jim Iyke finally ran to me for financial assistance, wanting me to help his new clothing line grow by investing in it, I had no option than to invest, even though I was told by many people that he is bad. He eventually turned my investment in his clothing line into loan, no interest, no profit and I’m stuck with him for 4 years "

A normal human being would have remained very grateful to me for helping his whole family and investing in his business. If not for what I did for Jim Iykes but for the fact that his sick mother and a blind father were flown abroad at some my expense, including three of his sisters and him. During these trips he happily tweeted, “Jim Iyke on holidays with my family”…can you see the joy in his tweets? At least his tweets proved that I made him and his family very happy.

Everybody doing business with Jim Iyke be careful, his first trick is, bring the money cash, I will send my sister or PA to pick it,
don’t do it. Because it was only the tellers that I used to pay in the money into his account that helped me with proof, because he first denied collecting the money and even knowing me.

The Police ordered that Jim Iykes be handcuffed and be taken to his bank to collect his bank statement for us, it was only then that he said, “Oh it could be one woman who is interested in me and I don’t like her, may be her, in fact, I can’t even remember her name.” (a woman that gave you N16.5mil you can’t remember her name?) Later he changed his story again that the woman gave him only N5m. See how police arrested him and wrote to his bank, exhibit no (3).

Read more ;
https://www.nigeriafilms.com/movie-news/77-general-news/16561-n15m-scandal-jim-iyke-is-a-criminal-habiba-abubakar-pic-detained-jim-iyke-included

this argument is getting dry. Don't you think it's high time we let it rest?

Kaycee7:
Catholic Doctrine

okay, I see. But how did the Catholic come about all these? Do they have monopoly to understanding what Jesus says?

Lol

ScienceWatch:
Genetically modified brains ?

Potentially rich brains

ScienceWatch:
This does not answer my question. I repeat, Wise leaders know the dangers of fighting to replace religions and traditions without having something superior to replace it with.

Otemsapien, what are you offering religions as a replacement ?

If you are offering the suffering masses, brains, will it be brains like that of TB Joshua that effectively solve problems that scientists can never fix. Brains that help kings, medical doctors, Professors, statesmen, presidents, students, widows, the destitute etc, etc.

Or are you offering the world Low-Level Atheist brains that spread hate, brains whos greatest contribution to humanity is the destruction of all sacred doctrines that are precious and wholesome to humanity, Brains that troll religious topics for comic sexual relief,
Brains that mock the living creator of this universe ?

brains I repeat

ScienceWatch:
Ok. I apologize Otemsapien, if I misinterpreted your insults of religions. If you have come into the world to get rid of all religions as Richard Dawkins commanded Atheists to do, what do you want to replace Islam with ?

brains

ScienceWatch:
Wise leasers know the dangers of fighting to replace religions and traditions without have something superior to replace it with.

Otemsapien, what are you offering religions as a replacement ?

brains

I think KingEbukasblog is more of a Christian Deist than just a Christian. I have never seen the guy speaking in favour of all the supposed fabulicious miracles ascribed to fictitious Jesus.

Kaycee7:
I've always felt you had a good knowledge of Christian Doctrine but I now see I'm wrong.
This post, sir, is wrong information and should be taken down.

The six sins against the Holy Spirit are
Presumption of God's mercy
Despair
Impugning the known truth
Envy of other's spiritual good
Obstinacy in sin
Final impenitence

But should one realize his folly and repent, God would definitely forgive you

Seun stated his reason and you stated yours, but the bible didn't state what exactly blasphemy against the 'unforgiving spirit' is. So how did you come about yours?