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dunlie:
...let him rot in jail

True bro.....lets spread it....i-am-not-going-anywhere...


Mama's peace--darris god --- has been defeated...,

WTF?

kai...oga u must go somewhere oo....


See how dollars r raining...Lil wayne de learn work abeg....

M sure de r all 100 dollar bills.....

I-am-not-going-anywhere......

For like two weeks now i have been so busy with work and studies that i had little or no time for social networking sites.But just this evening after work,i decided to surf nairaland frontpage but noticed that the site is a little bit boring with less 'likes' and reasonable debates.I overlooked it to maybe because of some little issues until when i opened the politics session to see the eyesore of a rule no9 from a supposed educated owner of this site.Who are you to tell matured civilized people what to discuss?And to add salt to injury the abrupt and 'hitleric' manner he ended the thread.I am sorry to say this, i am very disappointed in you Seun!

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Guy, wats ur problem?....uv neen spammng this section since yesterday. Leave Seun alone....if u want to leave...please leave ...stip ipening thread after thread....abi is dat ur mission ....to spam Nairaland now? Av been observing u since d day Seun made those changes.....

Its a big world...and a large webspace, so any other forum can grow..all it takes is more hardwork...and Nairaland has done theirs.....please for the umpteenth time, ....STOP spamming this section.

If you wan leave Nairaland do it for Christ freaking sakes and stop opening thread after thread to advertise your foo..lishness .......good thing Seun has kept mute on this Issue.........

#Peace

Wooow....phew!!!!! I can't stop laughing.......dis is good....at least we noe know "stealing IS corruption"......first it was D..okepsi's impossible bail news....and now dis video.....
Y'all just made my night!!!!!

Hahahahaha....

.....i am not going anywhere......
Dis is our new ---darris gawd ooo---

feran15:
so, in summary
dangers include
probability of developing gall stones increases
loss of muscle instead of fat
loss of body water instead of fat
you cant tell if the drugs you use are safe or not

Yup......in summary... And in most cases, some people have had to get medical help after lossing much weight within a very short time.

Hello everyone...hows your day going?


I just thought i'd discuss an issue with y'all....it's about quick /rapid weight loss...

Its no secret that the overweight and obesity are serious issues here in naija...many people both male and females spend a lot just to reduce their weight and stay in shape.

But there is a trend...some women are known to practice the "rapid weight loss" technique where they loss weight in no less than a week..sometimes within days.....

As crazy as it sounds....they are some reasons for this,

I know a lady-friend who was "slightly" overweight, and she had a wedding to attend in a weeks time. Just because she had to look fit for the new gown she bought for the wedding....she practicallly starved herself, coupled with some questionable drugs...jus to loose weight.

Now isn't this practice dangerous?......sadly..it is....below are the otherwise "shrouded dangers of rapid weight loss"


--Experience has demonstrated that fast weight reduction essentially expands the danger of creating gallstones. This danger happens regardless of whether the weight reduction is purposeful. In the event that it is accidental, a visit to a doctor is suggested when you see it, even if you were overweight. For  losing weight without doing anything for it seems too awesome. 

--A long haul low protein eating regimen will bring about lack of healthy sustenance. It will likewise prompt lessening the strong mass, in light of the fact that the body will expend its own particular protein when it doesn’t discover it in the nourishment. Protein is found in muscles.

When you get more fit, you need to dispose of the fat, however keep your strong mass in place. This is the reason you require a base protein allow regardless of what eating routine you pick. 
Another issue that is regularly connected with rapid weight loss is taking prescriptions or other weight reduction items. The uplifting news is that a large number of these items do work and some are even safe, yet will be unable to tell what you are getting.

In the event that you are keen on utilizing a weight reduction item, similar to an eating regimen pill or a purge, to offer you some assistance with losing weight, it is imperative that you do the correct measure of examination first. This exploration may include checking item to check whether the item is successful, or talking to a health professional. 


--As Mayoclinic additionally said, if you lose a lot of weight very quickly, you may not lose as much fat as you would with a more modest rate of weight loss. Instead, you might lose water weight or even lean tissue, since it’s hard to burn that many fat calories in a short period.

The solution

Well it is adviced that, if you desperately need to loss weight fast, youvshould follow the best practices....

-eat right

-Exercise regularly..

-Be realistic

-Take safe weight loss drugs....

Culled from -
http://realtalkng.com/the-dangers-of-rapid-weight-loss/

M enjoying this show....
.but what. Amazes me is why a sane Nigerian would defend all these theives we have as leaders....... D..okpesi and Co. are theiving goats...and should be treated as such....dis is not the time to mince words....anyone who is guilty should be called guilty and nothing less....

Good talk...more action.....wailers over to you

johnydon22:
Quite funny as people ruminate such wishful fantasies with all seriousness...

I have always said that if anyone thinks he has an afterlife and it is going to be better than this one, that person is not really living this life but just waiting to die.

such selfish fantasies reduces the value of this life in the minds of such people who are greedy enough to b8 wishing for another life even when they haven't finished living the one they have.

Neglecting earth to chase after an afterlife paradise is like neglecting substance to chase after shadow such greed can only diminish your ability to live this one..

Having never learned or completely living this, one is wishing and clamoring for another, you will end up having not lived at all..

You are only sure of one life which is here and now, that is all that matters make it count..

True words...you know, this issue of the afterlife and Christianity as a whole has a lotta loopholes.... Someone once asked, what if there was an afterafter life?

Silly.....i tot some qeeks ago, wen PMB said we don't have enof money to pay the ministers...some of dem were even claiming they would work without pay? Now wats their ish? Next news please.....

PassingShot:
Has our income generation improved or gotten worse since he left? Or do you expect Buhari to manufacture money to replace the ones he mismanaged? Or do you think damage of sixteen years can be undone in six months?
Abegi, make una park comot for road joor.

Truer words have neva been spoken!!
Thats what av been trying to explain to my tanoid and wailing brodas.....its not easy for PMB....he met a rotten system and everyone is expecting some magic trick...where with a swipe of fairy dust, all of our problems will disappear.

I liked ur earlier statement----"how do you expect PMB to build a mansion on a shaky foundation?"......watch how 'they'll' quote me now....

teeboila:
End Time herbalist

E be like sey i go join dis "end time" crew....it used to be end time tinz....

archstyle:
How do u do the update... Pls

First send. "ACTIVATE" to 799

Soskid:
To hell with MTN, stewpeed network

Haba guy...why u de para dis early morning na?

Second pic

After i updated my LGA, mtn gave me 10k and said i will receive the gift for the next 3 months....how cool is that?

gozmok1:
My people please can someone tell me what
is happening to our apostles of good
governance during the last administration?
why is everybody quiet about the fuel
scarcity that has lingered for almost one
month now. Our APC fans whom are you
blaming now GEJ or Dieziani? what of our
bring back crusaders?plz why have they
gone cold or are the girls back? A bag of rice
is now 11,500 I guess it will get to about
14k before Xmas. Last year we bought a full
bag for between 7,500 to 8000 at
Christmas.
You guys are in charge now for 6 months
yet all we get are excuses and blame game.
what am I even hearing about TSA?
corruption among the saints? You no longer
criticise our soldiers. You have stopped
calling them names.Our president has
approved the release of 413bn to pay for
subsidy. I thought they said subsidy amount
was over bloated during the time of GEJ.
Why are my people not talking again? How
much job has been created since May 2015?
How many unemployed Nigerians have
started receiving the 5000 stipend? Why are
we not asking questions? Has promise of
Change become Change of promise? We are
just watching.

Gerrarahia mehn....

isblog:
Yeah you are right, just got info from a friend in kogi now... Wow.

No be small thing oooo...i jus recieved a call too...i cut cap for igala otumokpo.....

Na wa ooo...if dis is true, den dis jazz wey dem igala de do strong gan!!!! Kai.....God punish devil!!!!

I de come...

Toks2008:
Nairaland is fast becoming a joke and the mod who put this on fpage is morally bankrupt.

Please what is there to gain from thi pooh?

You are right......nairaland is becoming a shadow of its old self.....with tribalism and hate in every thread you click.....Nairaland has become volatile.......

Toks2008:
Nairaland is fast becoming a joke and the mod who put this on fpage is morally bankrupt.

Please what is there to gain from thi pooh?

You are right......nairaland id becoming a shadow pf its old self.....with tribalism and hate in every thread you click.....Nairaland has become volatile.......

Mtn has become the scape-goat.......oya....mtn pay up oooo..our governors need revenue.....

Nice write up....i think social media is great, but its affecting the youths today...especially when they spend too much time on these mediums......but i guess its as you said.... Platform that can balance work and play will do the trick..

donTbone:
Am still finding the grammatical error. If anybody did pls update me!

Those are just short ways we type... I do it too. Maybe you actually
looked down on her for real!
Bros, abeg swerve!

Na ur own guy u de blast like dis? Read thru his post again.....d gurl wrote d bolded phrases after he corrected her.....not before.....

Don't rush to conclusions wen u don't realli understand d basics.....

U said it all.....u av been after her since august...nd she neither said yes nor no.....so why won't wont she act dat way wen u showed her u cudn't live witout her...?? Dats a woman for u.....as our elders always say.....give a woman a kilometer....nd she's gonna run a mile.....


If becos u calmly corrected her mistake...nd she turns u to her status inspiration,...leave her bro....according to recent statistics, every man is entiltled to 5 women.....

So dere is always a better gurl out there.....

Rapmoney:
Lol bro! Even 'two fighting' dey write statement for station o!

So true....i make one kind stewpid mistake go d share fight...bros, upon say dem nearly break my head...na so kelebe carry me go ....i write statement like say na essay.......i come go behind counter..o boy...i gats hustle bail myself oooo....upon say na share i de share fight oooo.....so for me even if na quarell..i no de near dah area at all.....police wey de hussle customers dis ember months...

Hahahahahaha...d gorimapa fit u......but abeg which one be monkey baboon na Na cross breed ne abi ma how? Kai nairaland will not person oooo...heheheehhehe

Lol....bros u are vexing ooo...wey ur bae de?....

What shall it profit a niqqur who has a bae and stilll looks for an oloshi?


Anyhow...watch ur back.....

Abegi bros....u hit dah nail on d head......better safe dan sorri...