₦airaland Forum

8. FFK

7. Restructuring

6. Return-or-resign

5. Buhari

I add:

"Any attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North" - PMB

orisa37:
You're all bloody illiterates, stupid Biafrans and immoral Bokoharams.

You're suggested quote is quite self-explanatory

Op, Pls I want to plant Ewedu in my compound.

Any idea of how to get the seed?

Does it grow on the stem so I can buy a bunch from market and plant by the stem?

Tnx

YorubaMuslims:
Egypt failed to apply the quota system

Short and simple!

ZKOSOSO:
RIP to the fearless soldiers.... God rest their Souls.

God Punish APC, Buhari and Liar Mohammed for the Technical Defeat of BokoHaram that produced these corpses...

Imagine......people's fathers..

Why did you not add Burutai.

He was on BBC defending that Boko haram has been defeated

Defeated?

kn23h:
So you're not even sure if the shop exists and you're posting billboard to convince us.

ode ni bobo yii sha

I won't just head to Okpara square just to convince you. In fact, no one needs to convince anyone about what Enugu has become and about to become.

You are the one that stepped out to convince that what your fellow Westerner (who ought to know what's quan) said is a lie. And so far, your effort is not scratch hinges the surface.

I will get some friends who will go jogging in the area to send me some pix so you can feed your eyes

kn23h:
You're showing me pictures of billboards instead of the mall itself. Shame no dey catch you Enugu rats?

Oh, you expect me to drive all the way from Nike road to Independence Layout 3-arms zone to make you believe?

I bu onyeka ara!

Facts are what they are -facts. If you like drink rat poison. Another mall is also coming on stream

And talking about investments, Enugu has not one mall but two and half:

1.Police Mall at Polo
2.Enugu Mall adjacent 3arms Zone
1/2. Roban

SPAR has just entered Enugu

kn23h:
It appears that the whole Fayose family is cursed with illiteracy and ignorance.

One begins to wonder if Ekiti doesn't have a dead governor. It's unfortunate that a beautiful state like Ekiti, filled with intelligent people, is easily led astray by Fayose and his incompetent family. They'd rather plant the seed of discord amongst Yoruba people than fight for the Yoruba commonwealth. Awon omo ale buruku.

This is why Ibadan is not a dead city and can never be a dead city.

Fayose should tell us how his brother has been keeping Ekiti alive economically and culturally.



Why Ibadan is more developed than Enugu:

1. infrastructure

2. Road System

3. Size per development

4. Housing Estate

5. Emphasis on Agriculture

6. Foreign investors

7. Foreign investors

8. Indigenous Businesses

My dear o!

I totally agree with you thst the op sure started on a very wrong premise. Bringing Enugu into the matter shows insecurity and complex.

Op, I advice you begin Nairaland to edit your post and remove the last paragraph.

Mcowubaba:
There must be something fundamentally wrong with this people.
Fayose's brother, a Yoruba man from Ekiti ridiculed Ibadan, instead of them replying him back or insulting his state.

The went to start attacking Enugu and Igbos

Let's leave tribal war aside for a minute, this guys are obviously insane, I don't understand how Enugu got into this matter
What sort of obsession is this with Igbos

The are even blaming IPOB for what Fayose's brother said

Mehn, I weak for this people
Igbo this, Igbo that
The are not even talking about Ekiti, the have diverted to Aba, Owerri

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE CODE: APC 101 COURSE TITLE: Understanding APC Government
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 10years for
(i.) Dollar exchange increase.
(ii.)Fuel pump price increase
(iii.) Power failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani herdsmen killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupils is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding'' and calculate its coefficient of correlation to anti-corruption war.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. "It is easier, cheaper and more important to national unity to procure 50 SANs defence lawyers than to produce ones WAEC certificate" Discuss (500 words).

6. Are the following APC statements contradictory, complementary or confusing? Give reasons for your answer:
a) Restructuring is part and parcel of our constitution and manifesto
b) We just set up a committee to help to define what Restructuring means

7. Predict the next 3 countries PMB will travel to if/when he returns from UK.

8. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill farmers and deploys jet fighter for Biafra agitators, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? Express your answer to 3 significant figures.

9. Write short notes on these phrases;
(i) masquerade dressing (as a perfect antidote to youth unemployment)
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii) fantastically corrupt
(iv) national grazing reserves (while reclaimed Sambisa is fallow
(v) compensation payment to fullani militants (as a means of stemming their killings)

10. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

11. If X used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on X.

12. If PMB @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short note on the following statements: a) 'I belong to everyone and I belong to no one' within the context of realities of the Aso cabal.
b) 'My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room', explain what the other room is used for and how it affects the Nigerian economy.

14. Optional question: If "Buy Naija to strengthen the Naira" is plotted on the x-y axes, determin the intetcept coordinates of the following:
a) Use of foreign consultants to win election
b) PMB's use of UK doctors and hospitals when Aso Clinic consumes billions in budgetary allocation
c) Parking of presidential jet idle in London for 'prestige'

Your Time Starts Now!!!!!!

Posted as rec'd.

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE CODE: APC 101 COURSE TITLE: Understanding APC Government
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 10years for
(i.) Dollar exchange increase.
(ii.)Fuel pump price increase
(iii.) Power failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani herdsmen killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupils is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding'' and calculate its coefficient of correlation to anti-corruption war.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. "It is easier, cheaper and more important to national unity to procure 50 SANs defence lawyers than to produce ones WAEC certificate" Discuss (500 words).

6. Are the following APC statements contradictory, complementary or confusing? Give reasons for your answer:
a) Restructuring is part and parcel of our constitution and manifesto
b) We just set up a committee to help to define what Restructuring means

7. Predict the next 3 countries PMB will travel to if/when he returns from UK.

8. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill farmers and deploys jet fighter for Biafra agitators, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? Express your answer to 3 significant figures.

9. Write short notes on these phrases;
(i) masquerade dressing (as a perfect antidote to youth unemployment)
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii) fantastically corrupt
(iv) national grazing reserves (while reclaimed Sambisa is fallow
(v) compensation payment to fullani militants (as a means of stemming their killings)

10. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

11. If X used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on X.

12. If PMB @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short note on the following statements: a) 'I belong to everyone and I belong to no one' within the context of realities of the Aso cabal.
b) 'My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room', explain what the other room is used for and how it affects the Nigerian economy.

14. Optional question: If "Buy Naija to strengthen the Naira" is plotted on the x-y axes, determin the intetcept coordinates of the following:
a) Use of foreign consultants to win election
b) PMB's use of UK doctors and hospitals when Aso Clinic consumes billions in budgetary allocation
c) Parking of presidential jet idle in London for 'prestige'

Your Time Starts Now!!!!!!

Lai, with due respect, what's the difference between what you said before and what your saying now?

ChiefSweetus:
Lol nwanne.. we both want what is best for our state.. we just have different ideas of excellence. I must respect your view even though it contrasts with mine. Last last, oganiru bu isi okwu anyi choro. May Anambra never regress in standard and potential, or be compared with mentally, economically and leadership-challenged states. Salute.

Amen o!

ChiefSweetus:
So why doesn't he commission EVERY SHOP opened at upper iweka or eke awka? How do you decide what scale to commission? Those are the parameters I listed, uncle.

Try and travel abroad a little so you won't be easily impressed by mediocrity. I reasoned like you a few years ago. Bless!

Guy, you try. No be small.

As you are abroad now ( or as you have travelled b4) confirm to me that governments really have no business commissioning private man's business.

So forget abroad level and come home.

Here political endorsement of good examples is what it is. We never reach abroad own.

And if you can come home and establish what Stanel has, or half of it, I will join in calling on our Gov to come commission for you.

Bros, anything that can provide jobs is not mediocrity. We are in crisis situation. 10 jobs, 20; it mustn't be 200,000 before we call it smthn. Meanwhile we are all shouting to those of our bros in Lagos and North to come home to invest. Stanley has. Obiano endorses. Good man.

Peace

ChiefSweetus:


A project is a brewery.
A tank farm.
A refinery.
A metallurgical plant.
An automobile assembly plant.
A food processing plant.

That employs hundreds. With multiplier effect that shakes your constituency's economy.

A governor can commission those projects.

A governor should not "commission" one small "container shed" selling indomie and egg.

Willie, you are my guy, but don't demystify your office next time with this child's play. An ijele masquerade does not honour a kiddies party. Even if he is your friend, let your wife represent you. Peter Obi commissioned Sab Miller Brewery in Onitsha and you are commissioning fuel pump like that idiòt Okowa in Delta State. Anambra is bigger than this.

So what would you say to governor that trends burial ceremonies and child dedication?

Look, if I were a governor, I will even commission road-side plantain frying spot!

It's all about encouraging enterprise and investment in the State.

If focus should be for only the 'big' ones, what message will the Gov be sending? -'go and die' if you can't invest big? Never forget that it is the small that grows to the big.

Willie carry go joor.

This is the hottest topic on Nairaland today. No doubt.

Broadly speaking, there is awakening in Nigeria today. Many are finding their voices and the so-called minorities are beginning to realise their strength.

For instance, the Niger Delta may comprise of minorities but resources wise, they are bigger than most. The middle belt may comprise of minorities, but politically and population wise, they are the mainstay of the erstwhile North.

All I call say is, you are welcome all. The new Nigeria is being birthed

Paris: Boko Haram is behind the Kaduna Declaration to expel Igbo People from Northern Nigeria says Intelicor, after the second quarter meeting ended in Paris yesterday.

The Intel gurus said the reviewed eavesdropping information dubbed in February 2017, during exchanges between Boko Haram commanders and their operatives in the field ordering redeployment and integration into local community youth organizations instead of the mass redeployment to the South as Herdsmen as was earlier planned.

This was due to severe disruption by effective Nigerian military operations. Those that did not redeploy were ordered to join youth groups in the Northern states. Further probe revealed a master document that tells of a well conceptualized grand plan to totally disrupt economic and socio-political activities in Northern Nigeria.

The plan was designed to be carried out in three stages. First, to order Igbo people out of the Northern Nigerian States. Second, to order all Christians regardless of tribe and state of origin out of Northern Nigeria.

Third, to eliminate the present leadership and upper class, religious and non-religious in Northern Nigeria, to be followed shortly by a declaration of an Islamic State.

The preamble of this document talks about the need to rebrand the Boko Haram and assured continued funding of the group by their foreign billionaire sponsors.

All the planned killings of Igbo people will be done by persons disguised as representing Northern youth.

The mainstream Western Press would hype the Fake News that will create the impression that Northern youths are responsible for these dastardly acts.

So-called press interviews and “investigative journalism” work would be used to expose strategies by the government of Nigeria and Igbo people to defend themselves.  Preliminary efforts were made to blackmail the Nigerian military which has demonstrated excellence in rooting out the menace of Boko Haram.

Fictitious reports by Transparency International and Human Rights Watch, as well as Fake News on a purported coup and corruption in the Nigerian Military leadership was aimed at using US congressional hearings to block arm sales to Nigeria and hamper the fight against Boko Haram.

The plan failed because Russia stepped in to help. “These facts, says Pierre Barre Jr, confirms what we already know that there is a high level international conspiracy against Nigeria in the fight against Boko Haram by those who pretend to be their friend and billionaire donors.

Only such persons who are internationally respected and are financial sponsors of these international organizations and mainstream media can hatch such a plot!”

The past government of Nigeria did not heed to warnings by Intelicor about the Greek gifts from the billionaire “friends”. However, help may be at hand soon.

The Trump administration has finally begun to deal with the state sponsors of international terrorism. It is believed that the next would be the Billionaire sponsors based in the United States and in Nigeria


Read more at http://www.herald.ng/boko-haram-is-behind-the-kaduna-declaration-to-expel-igbo-people-from-northern-nigeria-intelicor/#9KG1GcvOF6Syl1Ye.99

I joined Twitter today just to vote.

MUM is dead!

Dead and died piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

BMC!

Boko Haram not defeated. Continue to deceive yourself.

Answer this simple question: has Shekau been cap or killed?

Can you give account of his location or whereabouts?

What about Chibok girls? Why is Nigerian government paying money and exchanging and releasing criminals with Boko Haram if they have been defeated?

Where are the remain girls?.

Boko Haram is still very much alive. Their warfare tactics is fluid and dynamic.

All the pictures you show doesn't give me any confidence that the Nigerian army has any clue about BH location, whereabouts, their next line of action and the location of the missing girls.

Without above, just keep praying and stop announcing fake victory

Prec1ous:
You see, those stones will mess up your kidney.

Leave noodles, I know it's hard.

Leave wheat and wheat bread.

Leave alcohol and beer

Your love now should be water, flavor it with lemons, lime.

Thot you said leave citrus out

Fake humility of a confirmed wicked double-faced midget.

You are half right.

Here is the correct explanation:

In Igbo culture, every freeborn is equal. So nobody is made a servant. Rather, anytime kola nut is presented by the owner of the house (the host), there is a particular way it is passed around from source until it reaches the elder that will pray and pour libation.

Jim carried the kola and was passing it on to Ikeyi and he may have represented his State or village or clan.

In kola nut tradition, who is senior or elder is not calculated by age but from where the person is from. For instance a little boy of 14years from Nri may have to have the kola before it gets to a 60 year old man from Awka.

hertz9te:
it's culture. The youngest must pass the kola around and be the last to pick..it's called respect,something this indomie generation children know nothing about.