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Family › Re: Hilarious Photos Of Babies Who Didn't Want Their Shots Taken! by otswag(m): 11:45pm On Dec 24, 2016

For some reason, that 7th picture reminds me of Donald Trump. grin

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Pets › Re: A Curvy Woman And Her Pet Cat Cooking (Photo) by otswag(m): 6:48pm On Dec 19, 2016

Noblecx:
Pussy on a phat ass

This is genius. Like d way u think Bruh grin

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Health › Re: Is It Possible To Be Depressed And Not Know It by otswag(m): 3:24pm On Dec 19, 2016

JuicyGee:
Uhm.. I think I've been depressed since 2007.. The thing is I don't know if its depression. I mean, can someone be depressed without knowing it for such a long time? I'm really lazy to type right now.. All I can say is I went into a deep sadness in 2007/2008 when my parents divorced. Then I had self esteem probs in through out secondary school.. I enjoy being alone.. Sometimes I wish I was alone in the whole world. This morning I woke up having suicidal thoughts (to me I just think its me messing with my imagination, nothing serious), inflicting pain on myself emotionally and it feels good.. I don't know.. Maybe it isn't depression, maybe I'm having a bad morning, maybe its my period messing with my head. I just think its one of those sad days.. I don't know

Madam, Ur going through something u should not take lightly. Suicidal thoughts coupled with your other symptoms is most likely clinical depression. Forget all those people asking u to pm them. They may have good intentions but what u really need is to see Someone trained to handle issues like this I. E Any Dr preferably a psychiatrist. Do not let it slide. Do not sit at home thinking prayer alone can help you. U see those suicidal thoughts ur having, u may actually follow through with it if u allow it to progress without getting help. Yes it may seem unlikely to you Now but Believe me, depression Has a way of playing tricks on d mind. Go get help.

Health › Re: Is It Possible To Be Depressed And Not Know It by otswag(m): 3:12pm On Dec 19, 2016

JuicyGee:
Uhm.. I think I've been depressed since 2007.. The thing is I don't know if its depression. I mean, can someone be depressed without knowing it for such a long time? I'm really lazy to type right now.. All I can say is I went into a deep sadness in 2007/2008 when my parents divorced. Then I had self esteem probs in through out secondary school.. I enjoy being alone.. Sometimes I wish I was alone in the whole world. This morning I woke up having suicidal thoughts (to me I just think its me messing with my imagination, nothing serious), inflicting pain on myself emotionally and it feels good.. I don't know.. Maybe it isn't depression, maybe I'm having a bad morning, maybe its my period messing with my head. I just think its one of those sad days.. I don't know

NYSC › Re: Corper Critically Sick In Sokoto NYSC Camp by otswag(m): 4:02pm On Dec 09, 2016

Is it just me or does anyone else have an issue with the authenticity of this post?

Christianity Etc › Re: “God Will Remove Your Name From Book Of Life If You Do MMM'' - Guy Cries Out by otswag(m): 12:39pm On Dec 01, 2016

Ok. We're fortunate God did not appoint you as his spokesman. Thank you for your Unsolicited opinion. Make I go do sumtin productive and click on get help.

Investment › Re: Shock As MMM Participant Commits Suicide In Enugu by otswag(m): 8:55pm On Nov 28, 2016

If u wan discourage people from participating in MMM, at least do it with some dignity and put some sense into ur method. In my opinion, this is a stewpeed post

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Christianity Etc › Re: Joy Oyedepo's 'Miracle' Arms Growing Video Gets Her Blasted (Video) by otswag(m): 12:52pm On Nov 16, 2016

And some people will still come here and be defending this joke. Christianity no mean say make u desensitize ur brain to deception

Career › Re: Fustrated With My Career What Should I Do by otswag(m): 8:05am On Nov 12, 2016

Since ur serious about career devt and there are currently nil alternatives, i suggest you approach your boss and negotiate for more productive responsibilities even if its with little to no salary change. If u do those jobs very well and u have a reasonable boss, he might make the new responsibilities official with a salary boost. The downside with this is that you may eventually get what u want and your boss will refuse increment in salary saying u asked for it. Another option is continue building urself with other professional certification programs while you continue applying for other opportunities elsewhere. Its just a matter of time.

Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Undergoes N500,000 Treatment To Curb Armpit Sweating (pics,vid) by otswag(m): 10:19am On Nov 11, 2016

C as pesin armpit dey make front page.

Health › Re: Baby Born Without Ear In A Nigerian Hospital Due To Use Of Contraceptives by otswag(m): 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2016

broseme:
According to Facebook user Uju who shared the story(said it was originally shared by Sylvia Ijeoma),an innocent baby with multi organ deformities was delivered at a hospital where Ijeoma works as a nurse.Below is what she shared...

'Facebook user shares photos of a baby born deformed due to use of contraceptives by the mother

A Facebook user, Sylvia Ijeoma who is a nurse shared photos of a deformed baby that was born in the hospital she works in. She said the deformity was due to the use of contraceptive by the mother while she was pregnant. She wrote:

"To the youths of our time, do not get a lady or gal pregnant.An innocent baby was delivered today in our hospital,hydrocephalus head,no ear(left)cleft lip and cleft palate baby due to the use of contraceptive pills.Be warned don't fall a victim." She wrote in a Facebook post'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/facebook-user-shares-photos-of-baby.html

Mods, Una no sabi vet news before moving to front page again. Which kin message u dey pass to the ignorant populace wey sabi chop any false message fed to them hook line and sinker. Are u trying to discourage people from using contraceptives? Like overpopulation hasn't caused enough problems for us already.

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by otswag(m): 5:18pm On Nov 09, 2016

timidapsin:
did you try rooting it or changing the rom?

No I did nothing of such. I've had to go drop it off at carlcare today. It seems to be like a hardware issue; Maybe the battery or something. Tnx alot. God bless

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by otswag(m): 8:59am On Nov 07, 2016

timidapsin:
check your installed apps..or reset the phone

tnx and sorry for the delay in response. ive tried those options yet no change. currently, its tending towards a bricked phone cos it goes off on its own multiple times of the day and then refuses to power on for about an hour each time it goes off. the phone has become close to useless. probably need to flash it or something. any ideas on how to unbrick an infinix hot 4 x557

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by otswag(m): 11:08am On Nov 02, 2016

timidapsin:
update the phone

I've tried this already but it seems I already have the latest version I.e v2.0.0. Many times, d phone goes off immediately I unplug the charger after 100% charge. It then refuses to power on until I plug it in again after which d battery starts charging from 81% again. Abeg dis my hot 4 is possessed.

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by otswag(m): 9:05pm On Oct 31, 2016

timidapsin:
Update your apps

thx alot. It worked. However I also have this issue Of d phone shutting down repeatedly on its own. It's becoming frustrating. Any ideas as to d cause and d solution? Contributions from others are also very welcome please

Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by otswag(m): 10:28am On Oct 31, 2016

My Infinix hot 4 battery has been draining very fast since I did a systems upgrade. I had to revert back to Factory settings yet no change. Any possible solutions?

Romance › Re: Bride Twerking Romantically For Groom On Their Wedding Day by otswag(m): 3:56pm On Oct 25, 2016

ERM! How does one twerk romantically? Seductively is more like it. grin

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Business › Re: MMM Nigeria: Ponzi Scheme, Robbing Peter To Pay Paul? TheGuardian by otswag(m): 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2016

Wrong. Yes there is no 100% guarantee. Yes, it is not sustainable. However, Its a very well informed risk and its 100% worth the risk. Everybody that can read knows what they are getting into. In fact on the website, it was clearly stated that do not put all your money into it. Nobody is robbing anybody. Have you wondered why it still hasn't been shut down despite all the "ponzi scheme/pyramid scheme" noise? Anybody wey get sense, make him use am. If ur smart enough and if ur not the greedy type, u can get away with very little risk

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Business › Re: Exchange Rate As Of Today by otswag(m): 3:20pm On Oct 21, 2016

daniska3yaro:
lol u funny die.

. Lol. Tru tok o. Na d day he clicks on "get help", mmm go crash

Business › Re: Exchange Rate As Of Today by otswag(m): 7:06am On Oct 21, 2016

daniska3yaro:
Dear dangote,I feel sad whenever I hear you lost is certain amount of money in billions,dangote come make I show u the way,I mean make I register you for m3 nigeria,.You shall recover everything you loss.

ehn! Make him no come ooo. Na all awa money dem go add to pay him when he clicks on "get help".

Business › Re: Exchange Rate As Of Today by otswag(m): 7:06am On Oct 21, 2016

daniska3yaro:
Dear dangote,I feel sad whenever I hear you lost is certain amount of money in billions,dangote come make I show u the way,I mean make I register you for m3 nigeria,.You shall recover everything you loss.

ehn! Make him no come ooo. Na all awa money dem go add to pay him when he clicks on "get help". tongue

Health › Re: HELP!! How Can I Get Rid Of The Keloid Scar On My Head? by otswag(m): 2:52pm On Oct 19, 2016

Mztadhee:
Its been over three years that I got hit on a side of my head by a rolling fan. Even though I got the cut treated immediately at a clinic, the wound healed up to form an ugly keloid scar. I was advised to remove it surgically about a year ago, but it has regenerated into a bigger and awful scar. I have tried my hands on couple of cream, and have been injected on the scar spot once, but all seems not to be bringing forth the desired result.. Nairaland is the worst place to get medical advice. U'd only end up getting more confused. See a plasttc surgeon in any of the teaching hospitals/federal medical centre. Keloids are very stubborn however There are different modalities of treatment, one of the common options being a steroid injection called triamcinolone into the lesion after its excision. Go see d specialist

Fellow Nairalanders, kindly offer appropriate tips to help remove this horrible keloid. Thanks.

Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by otswag(m): 8:27pm On Oct 17, 2016

[quote author=Mcdugull post=50286373][/quote]wrong!! This na half G and 4G

Education › Re: UNIBEN Ram Chasing UNIBEN Babes (Funny Video) by otswag(m): 8:02pm On Oct 17, 2016

Be like say na one of dem uniben players one baba don turn to ram. This is what happens when u use and dump babalawo pikin grin

Sports › Re: Arsenal & Chelsea: This Picture Of 4 Ladies Got People Talking On Twitter by otswag(m): 10:06pm On Oct 10, 2016

I don turn arsenal only for dis match. Chai!! See how efficient arsenals forwards are. Chelsea's forwards still dey junior academy. embarassed

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Celebrities › Re: Iginla Gifts Car To Ayo Emmanuel (Photos) by otswag(m): 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2016

Chanchit:
Oga if you like ur sef u better sell the Peugeot and use the money for better sontin.

waiter!!! Give this guy one origin

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Romance › Re: Bride Carries Fiance On Her Back In Prewedding Photos by otswag(m): 10:19am On Oct 08, 2016

Na wah o. Did 1s go dey climb each other well a o. Pun intended grin

Phones › Re: The New Gionee M6, M6 Plus And M6 Mini Smartphones. by otswag(m): 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2016

Buhari economy don turn chinko fone to high end gadget. E be like say aluminum don cost because I Neva see anyoda tin wey go make dis fone set dis kain price.

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Health › Re: Infrastructural Decay In University Of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH) by otswag(m): 8:53pm On Oct 02, 2016*

neocortex:
While infrastructural decay must be taken care of by the government, our doctors should concentrate more on innovations since the required funding is not forthcoming, not every struggle should be about remuneration and welfare. It is time they start making selfless sacrifices. An average doctor in cuba earns $26(11,200 naira) a month.

for your information, the average govt hospital in this country is still running today because of these same "innovations" they have been forced to make .Many times, they are even forced to do things hospitals in developed countries will tag as unethical just to keep seeing patients. U are here asking for more like say dem be miracle workers. Make dem go dey use dia xray vision to dey investigate patients who need imaging studies abi? Mtchewww!!! It pisses me off when people advertise this kind of mentality yet keep comparing our medical services with that of developed nations.

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Health › Re: Infrastructural Decay In University Of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH) by otswag(m): 8:33pm On Oct 02, 2016

#000000

Career › Re: Is There A Decent Way He Could End This Affair With His Married Boss? by otswag(m): 6:32am On Sep 25, 2016

Eleyii gidi gaan

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