₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
You are a patriot

Justuceleague2:
You think God is your lapdog like your ineffective ediot Okike bambiala,??

TheTrueSeeker:
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deepwater:
OP what is the meaning of this thread

Gatherings
Yoruba women like heavy gatherings, owambe things, they would block the road completely, kill big cows and drink enough hydraulic soup to celebrate their wards who have just completed apprenticeship in carpentry and hairdressing without having money to rent a shop for their practice afterwards.

The Women
Their women are so timid, at the mention of olopa (police) they run away, and hide at their backyards shouting ye! ye! mokun o! ọlọrun gbà mi!!!

Food[/b]
Yoruba women are skillful in inoculating their kids with hydraulic soups immediatly after birth, most times, they turn the innocent child upside down, head strapped withing their fleshy thighs, nostrils blocked, and mouth wide open to inoculate hydraulics into the infant while s/he gasp for the breath of life (this makes me cry )

Business
Yoruba women have no business acumen, all they do is kiri (hawk) akara elepo and pàkúté on the streets of Nigeria

TUBLEZ:
Nairaland don turn admission board

Lordcenturion2:
Man who gave his name as Omowole Isaac Omogoroye has declared himself “the only son of God”.
Omogoroye, who declared himself ‘Jesus Christ’ appeared in Lagos, and also declared that he is the next president of Nigeria who is set to take over Aso Rock villa.

The self-acclaimed “Jesus Christ”, who spoke with SaharaTv was formerly a President of the University of Lagos Students’ Union.
He said he was appearing to different countries of the world as the awaited son of God expected to redeem the world.

Omowole added that the government of Nigeria will change its name to the New Jerusalem of the Bible as he is set to take over Aso Rock as the next president to rule the country.
He said, “Today I’m appearing to the whole world as the one and only son of God expected back to life and I come in the new name of God as documented in the only living book the bible in revelation chapter 3 v 17.
“Revelations chapter 2:5, 2:7, and 2: 1. What I’m trying to say is that I’m the awaited Jesus Christ. My mission here is to let the world know that Jesus Christ is back.

“No man born of a woman will come from the sky down. It was only a parable in the bible. I’m here to decode that parable in revelation. I’m the Jesus Christ the bible is talking about.”


You can watch his interview here courtesy of Sahara TV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbPYt_8CvWM

Source : https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/887673279682666497

EmekaBlue:
who else thinks this guy is lying? and how the hell did this get to FP......Nairaland and kid mods are like 5&6

Finestme1:
Are u one?
Why u asking?

NgeneUkwenu:
All I know is that APC candidate will be declared the winner..

Obiano is too late to cry..

DozieInc:
It has happened to me several times... But in life, you can't have them all.

Finestme1:
You are a bloody fool

Yuneehk:
The question is "Have you regretted not telling a girl you have feelings for her" and not "have you regretted not sleeping with a girl". I'm sure you didn't understand because na so so fvck dey your head. Keep fvcking bro till STDs come for you.

Inanna:
My advise to guys, if you like any girl, no matter how out of your league you think she is, TELL her! If you think she's too hot or too cool for you, please tell her still. You can't just tell, She might like you back. Even if she looks so mean and unapproachable, she might be the nicest person ever if you go talk to her. Even if she doesn't like you in that way, at least you were able to air your feelings to her. A big load off your chest and you won't spend the rest of eternity wondering what could have been. Lol.

Like one foolish guy that I might just have a crush on and I KNOW he likes me back because he's always staring at me . I just don't know why the goat hasn't yet gathered the courage to approach me. I might not look like the nicest person, but it doesn't matter, just a simple hello and he'd discover I'm the nicest person to talk to. He might just be missing a great opportunity...

sarrki:
God bless obianno

Built2last:
At the heat of Nnamdi Kanu's travail in court, I remember my good friend telling me that all men have a price tag. That Nigerian government should make him an offer he can't resist.I told him that Nnamdi has crossed the rubbicon. I told him that an Igbo man is wired strangely and that's the reason for his success in whatever trade he chooses. Dogged and very audacious. I told him that even if Nnamdi sells out or dies. Over a million Igbos who are Nnamdi wannabes are on the line.

The twarts in Nigeria's government are capable of offering you anything to maintain status quo.

Nnamdi will make his final statement with Anambra election. Afterwards most Igbo elites will surrender as it will be obvious that power belong to the people.

Concerning having Benue and Rivers. When the time comes. Statesmen from those states will seat to discuss where they want to be. No need to disagree or insult him. Your insult or opinion on him won't change his stand nor influence the decision of the elders when it's time

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I've never been able to use it successfully. Yet they cut my airtime each time I try to use it

innosaint27:



OP, your grammatical errors are unforgivable.

Now you will say it is typographical error.


Don't worry, NwaAmaikpe will send his WORDS to that school

Silentscreamer:
I hope she's given a scholarship.

Angelanest:
Usoro Essien, a Nigerian pilot at Air Peace has got himself trending online after posting a video footage of him worshipping God in the skies during a flight. According to him, working on Sundays does not stop him from worshipping God. He shared a video footage of himself shedding tears while singing with the caption;

Sometimes we fly on Sundays but that doesn't stop us from lifting up holy hands to God. God doesn't discriminate so wherever you are you can worship!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/nigerian-pilot-worshiping-god-during-flight.html

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyG_cs3SMB0

Angelanest:
A commercial bus went up in flames at Oshodi area of Lagos state. The fire incident which caused panic in the area was put out by emergency officials who arrived the scene on time. According to reports, there was no casualty recorded in the inferno as passengers highlighted from the bus on time. See photos below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/commercial-bus-catches-fire-oshodi-area-lagos-photos.html

NickiSlay:
if you laugh it out what will remain