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DNA test ke? I read that on the website of Thisday Newspaper. Anyway, I still doubt if our police is well-organized to that level - to be keeping DNA samples of arrested suspects/criminals.

PAJOJO

@godslead

My brother, what else do you want me to say? First of all, Are you staying in PH? If you are, I guess you witnessed the showdown that happened between the millitants and the policemen. What other rememdy would you proffer if you were in power?

As for me, state of emergency would be the best option. Anyway, that is my own opinion. Everybody has his.

PAJOJO

SOBOMA IS NOT DEAD. I AM NOT RAISING AN ALARM. MY NEIGHBOURS SAY THAT THEY SAW HIM, BUT ME, I DID NOT SEE HIM.

WELL, I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT HE IS DEAD, BECAUSE WITH THE WAY MY NEIGHBOURS WERE SAYING IT, IT APPEARS THAT THEY ACTUALLY SAW HIM - THEY ARE NOT EXXAGERATING, BUT THEY SAID THAT HE WAS LEAPING. SO, I BELIEVE THAT MAYBE HE MUST HAVE BEEN HIT BY BULLETS.

IS IT NOT TIME FOR FEDERAL GOVT TO DECLARE STATE OF EMERGENCY? ME, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVT IS WAITING FOR?

POINT !!!

O boy, God bless you! You really know the problem. The fact is that, if things must be calm, then former governors of the Niger Delta must be brought to book - especially PETER ODILI. Otherwise, things go worsen ooo.

Some people seem not to understand the situation in PH. Meen, it is very bad ooo. In fact, I want to go sef. I heard that there is curfew from 6pm

I see you guys tomorrow.
PAJOJO

Sleekdot and Carlosein,

It appears you guys do not understand the level of insecurity in Port Harcourt - that is why you are taking this thing for a joke.

I am talking about how I almost lost my life - and you guys are there comparing me with Arnold Schwarzneggar? This thing is beyond "ACTION FILM" ooo.

Forget what you see in films - those situations are not real. Even ARnold or Jackie Chan cannot even dare those boys ooo.

Meanwhile, forget what the govt officials and soldiers are saying that SOBOMA GEORGE is dead! Na lie oo. We saw him today! The guy dey bounce. Nothing do am sef!

But we heard that he was travelling to Bayelsa this morning! - probably to re-inforce? who knows?

Me, my own concern is for govt to declare a state of emergency. That is the only solution. As for me, I have already called my family in owerri and told them that I am coming home. By tomorrow morning, I am in Owerri.

Am out of here.
PAJOJO

My people,

It was not a small thing yesterday ooo. PH is in trouble ooo. If this thing continues like this, I may have to run away ooo. Let me recount my experience yesterday:

I was sitting in front of my street [at one shop - it was closed yesterday because of the violence]. We did not even know that they were coming. All of a sudden they came [driving furiously] on motor-bikes. They were about 9 of them [millitants]. My brother, if you see these boys, only the sight of them will kill you. They look like DEATh itself.

What attracted them to my area was a tip off that Ateke boys [another millitant group] had come to our vicinity and that we received them. So, they came to have a showdown with them.

So, immediately they landed, everybody started running. But with the stampede, I did not know where to run to. So, they closed in on me. Then the worst happened: THEY ALL POINTED THEIR GUNS AT ME.

Honestly, by the time they pointed their guns at me [about 5 of them - the rest went to see whether Ateke boys truly came into our environment], I thought that I was dead. Infact, I was just listening to hear the sound of the bullet coming towards me. I felt like going to TOILET immediately. Heat started pouring all over my body as if they poured water on me.

So, I just knelt down on the road and lifted my hands up for them. The place I knelt down was even a muddy place - but I did not care. I started begging them. Listen to the conversation between me and them:

ME: Abeg, make una no shoot me. [kneeling down and with my hands in the air]. Abeggg,

THEM: Who you be? Who you be? [meaning: which cult do you belong to?]

ME: I no be anything ooo [stammering unconsciously] I , I, no be anything ooo. Abeg, make una no shoot me oooo. Abeg, Sir. Abeg, Sir [Imagine me was calling those touts Sir].

THEM: I say: WHO YOU BE? You no dey hear?

ME: I say I no be anything. Abeggggggggg,

When they saw that actually, I am not a member of any cult group, they said:

THEM: Oya, stand up!! Stand up!! Stand up fast!!!

Then, I stood up immediately as commanded [it was a situation of life and death - one pull on the trigger, then I would be dead].

THEM: Then, their leader said: Before, I open my eyes, Run Run, Run.

ME: Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Yes !!!!

THEM: Their leader says: Idiot!! Idioot!!!!

ME: I said: Yes, I be idiot. I greeeeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooo. I be idiot. Thank you sir.

Honestly, the kind of race I took back to my house, If I had run that race for Nigeria at any olympic tournament, I would definitely have won a GOLD MEDAL.

My brothers and sisters, do not mind what the govt officials are saying. The millitants have over - powered the state government. The federal troops have to come in right now. If they do not come in, something go happen ooo.

People are dying every day by these millitants, yet the govt says that they are containing the situation. In fact, the best thing is for the federal govt to declare a state of emergency! Period!

If you are not in Port Harcourt, please do not come down here for any reason. This place is seriously becoming the BAGHDAD of NIGERIA. Stray bullets are flying in the air like raindrops.

Me sef, I am thinking of packing to any other peaceful city. I think Aba or Owerri will be a safer place.

PAJOJO

One guy [on the first page] says that MTN employs school cert holders. I do not think that we should exxagerate to impress people.

I do not thing that MTN employs school cert people. Let's give more precise information so that our folks do not get misled.

Proudly Nigerian
Joshua Otuonye

try APTECH

11 ONNE ROAD, GRA, PORT HARCOURT. THEY ARE BETTER THAN NIIT

Ravly,

What a good job you did there, but there is something that is missing.

When I did it on my PC, the web browser [Internet Explorer] did not access the site directly.

Instead, it presented it as if I was searching for it. However, I still got entry into the site.

I think I would prefer the method the other guy gave us [although a lot of already know that method], because it blocks the site from showing in any way.

Joshua

If you have any questuions on Microsoft Access or SQL [for the Database Administrators], please feel free to write here.

Jojo

LuckyCO,

Is it worth the effort? E be like say you just come back from London, na im wey dem dupe you. Chei yaa! Sorry sha, but the bad news is that Nigerians are so good at bad things. If you think that you know all the methods that they use in scamming people, they bring out more sophisticated ones.

I will not be surprised if they come along my way, but I am always careful sha. They can even use people very close to you to do it and by the both of you know what is going on, you are on your knees

Jojo

@ juliho,

i agree with most of all that you said except some. VB 6.0 is not fully OOP. The main features of OOP like Inheritance of classes and Encapsulation are not embedded in VB 6.0. That is the reason why VB.NET was introduced.

But VB 6.0 [like you said] is a good programming language and it supports all other microsoft programming languages.


@poster, Yes, VB 6.0 can be used in building game engines. I have some VB games like Mario and others. you can make use of the drag & drop features, graphics features and data handling features to build your game engine.

Jojo

I was born in Deeper Christian Life Ministry and stayed there for some years before I left. Actually, my father was a pastor in that church. He brought Deeper Life to Imo State - Pastor Jonathan Otuonye.

But I left that church when I left my father's house, because I do not like the way of life of the members there:

EVRYBODY ACTS TOO HOLY: If you meet a typical Deeper life guy, you will be surprised to see him look down on you because you do not belong to DEEPER. Even among themselves, they feel one has to be toooo careful in everything, for example:

If you laugh so much, they start thinking that you are not sactified. If you are a lover of Sports [Football], they will tell you that you are wasting the time God gave you on irrelevant things.

UNSCRIPTURAL DOCTINES: The bible did not say that women should not wear trousers - but what it says is that women should not wear men's clothings. Deeper life members have always imposed an unscriptural dressing pattern insisting that women should not wear trousers.

But I know that there are trousers that are meant for women - and also those that are meant for men.

NO MAKE - UP FOR WOMEN: The DEEPER people insist that women should not make up. I think this is a product of a misunderstood passage of the scriptures. The thing that pains me most is that my parents are still taking to this doctrine, even though they no longer attend that church.

IMITATING KUMUYI: Every body there wants to talk like KUMUYI. When you go there, you will hear something like: ", Aaaaanddd the Loooorrrdd saaaaiiiiidddddddddddddd, that it is noooot ggggoooooooooodddddddd, "

What nonsense is that? Why must you imitate Kumuyi? Why can't you be yourself?

These are things that made me dislike the church. But I move freely with people - no matter the religious affiliation.


Joe

Honestly, I thought everyone here was going to say that US is right in that decision. The way the US behave makes me hate them!

Why would they want to control other countries? If we form OPEC with other countries of the world, is it their business? If they do not want to buy at our prices, then they should source for alternatives. They MUST not buy from us. If they do what they want, this means that it is not a FREE MARKET ECONOMY anymore [as always advocated by G.W. Bush]

This is making me mad! If form alliances like OPEC is wrong, then why don't you also strike out UNITED NATIONS? What makes them feel the world revolves around them?

My only problem is that my voice will never be heard by the US Congress? If it could, I would have given them a piece of my mind. Somebody should please tell them that they are not in control of the world.

doesn't equate the arms proliferation in RIVERS STATE. Imo state's case is a miniature!

Jojo

A friend indicated interest in something like that, but he stays here in Port Harcourt. Got any ideas on similar oportunities in Port Harcourt?

Jojo

it doesn't suck at all.

THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES THINK THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES GOING TO HEAVEN.

JOJO

abeg, i no understand oooo

no vex ooo

Jojo

@ everyone

I do not think any course is better than any other. From my viewpoint, it all depends on what you are able to do with the course you choose to study. I have seen some people study some 'HOT' courses and yet not be able to do something worthy with it.

Initially [when I was in secondary school], I wanted to be an Engineer [Electronics] or a medical doctor, but as time went by, I observed that my interest in the use and development of computer programs as well as an inherent aptitude to solve problems was increasing, then I studied Computer Science - and I am glad that I did.

So, the bottomline is this: Study what you can use to benefit your life and the lives of those around you. Furthermore, some people study some courses because they just want to get a degree. When they come out, you see them doing well in other areas of life.

So, my point is: NO COURSE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER. MAKE THE BEST OUT OF WHAT YOU STUDY.

I have another tutorial that teaches dummies [I am not calling you a dummy ooo] how to install and configure networks to an advanced level. If anyone needs it [FREE OF CHARGE], write or call me.

Or you can post it here. Remember, I do not charge a fee for these documents. I just give them away FREE OF CHARGE.

For we came into the world with "NOTHING", and we shall leave the world with "NOTHING"
Jojo
08037971139

where's the LINK?

Jojo

Please forgive me for not logging into nairaland for a long time. I did not know that people indicated interest in this tutorial.

Anyway, to those that put their emails here, I have sent the tutorials on SQL server 2000 to them. If you need others, just call me or write me on otuonye2000@yahoo.com or 08037971139

I will be willing to give them out FREE of charge.

For we came into the world with nothing, and we shall go out of the world with NOTHING.

Keep the love
Jojo

Bear in mind that if you are not using a genuine copy of Microsoft Windows CD, those rights might be given to you.

But just as the last speaker said, the registration should not require a key.

keep the love
Jojo

It is like this is an assignment given to you by lecturer in your university. That is why you are asking us to code in the language the lecturer specified.


Cheers
Jojo

you can also reach me here 08037971139 or otuonye2000@yahoo.com

Thanks
Jojo

To the poster and everyone in this thread:

I understand what the poster is trying to say. People learn at different paces and with different styles. Some people can easily understand while reading books [even without first being in a class], others may not find this easy.

Those who do not find this easy would usually perfer to be taught the rudiments first and later continue to climb. I am in that category too.

For example, I remember when I started learning VB 6.0 on my own, I was getting myself confused all the time. I almost cried out my heart because I wanted to know programming so well at that time.

However, when I had someone teach me a little, then I could understnad the basic things about it and continue on my own without much supervision. So, I partially agree with the poster on his comments.

But what he said about tutorials being senseless? I do not quite fully agree to that.

Jojo

9ja4eva:
Well keep on hating.We r sailing through

Baby girl,

Leave him alone. When I called SIR FERGUSON [fergie] last week, he informed me that the sale of application forms for transfer of FANS will soon be over. So, if he is not wise enough to join the league of the champions, then let him stay put at the FALLEN BRIDGE.

Very soon, we shall begin a mandatory screening of intending fans. Just tell that guy , em , what's his name again oo , ehe Ayefele2000 to join us before the door is closed, otherwise he will have a long time to regret it.

THE COLOUR RED [color=#990000][/color] SHINES BRIGHTER IN LIGHT THAN BLUE.

JOJO

Anyway, the latest is that he was not given that chance. He died without cracking a joke.

Jojo

I got this in my mailbox today. A friend forwarded this me to narrate somone's ordeal in the hands of ritual murderers posing as Police officers. Please read on. I think this is real - IT IS NOT A HOAX.


[b] From: Olabisi Adenle
Sent: Wed 6/27/2007 9:45 AM
Subject: Nkan mbe - Things are Happening - May God Protect Us



THIS IS TOO TOUCHY TO BE REAL YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
LET US THANK GOD FOR HIS MERCIES. IT COULD BE ANYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Dear All,

This is a testimony that will inspire you and spur you to trusting God more.
It goes to prove that God is our only source of protection and security.
Running to Him is the only surety we have in this wicked world.
Read and appreciate God's unchanging love.

This testimony was shared in Faith Tabernacle Canaan Land , On Father's Day
Celebration (June 17, 2007)

Be blessed.

MY TESTIMONY

I give this testimony to the glory of God and for these 3 reasons

To proof that God answer prayers.
The word of God is power
There is reward for dedicated service that comes from a
sincere heart.

On Friday the 25th day of May 2007, as I drive through Gowon Estate, just
after RCCG (Dominion Parish) to the left, I was about to make a call when I
sited a team of police men (6 of them) on check point duty.

I stopped the car just some meters from them, turn off the engine and
started calling. I was just dialing the number when one of them came from the
passenger's side to accuse me of making phone call while driving. I told him
I wasn't and that this is the reason why I parked the car. He accused me of
lying. This got me angry and I stepped out of the car, close the door and
both of us started arguing.

I stood by the driver's side of the car raging and ranting and telling the
police man what I feel about the police operation. One of them, a corporal
came from behind me and touched my shoulder saying "we are not fighting now".
Immediately, I became weak. As much as I tried talking, my mouth was not
responding. By this time, I looked around and noticed what these police men
were doing, but I could do nothing about the situation.

After a while I was instructed to enter the car and drive. By this time, 5
vehicles were already arrested, 1 jeep and 4 cars (my car inclusive). A lady
(one of the captives) was asked to sit in the front seat of my car, while the
two police men sat at the backseat of the car. Again, I wanted to complain
but again the police man touched my shoulder. This he kept doing anytime he
observes I was trying to come out of his hold.

This continued until we got to Ayobo road. Between Abesan Estate gate and
Ayobo road junction, I knew I was driving but remembered nothing. Then when
I saw a small Canaan land bus approaching, I was coming out of their grip and
the man behind me touched me again so I drove past the bus. My car stopped
twice. The first time I started it and we continued, as we approached the
bridge along Ayobo - Ota road, the car stopped for the second time. As I
tried starting the car, that was the last thing I knew.

By the time I regained consciousness, I saw myself in a thick forest with a
lot of people sitting down on the ground. We were close to 2000. There was
no house, no light, just people. The boy to my left introduced himself as
Jonathan and his younger brother John. He said he noticed I was praying
while unconscious until I became conscious. He enquired the church I attend
and I said Winner's chapel. He said he worship at RCCG in Lokoja, Kogi State. He said he was taking his brother to Osun State University to sit for the
entrance examination before they found themselves in this place.

Then he brought out his handset and I collected it. I noticed there was a
bar of signal on it. So I was able to call my wife secretly and inform her
of what was happening. I called back the second time and specifically
instructed her to go and inform our father in the Lord, Bishop Oyedepo and
also Pastor Victor (the Music director) and that what I need now is prayers.
I told her that this is not time to start crying.

We were at this location from the day I made the call (which I later learnt
was Monday 28th May, 2007) for about six days. Doughnut, meat-pie, sachet
water, juice were given to those who have gained full consciousness. I
refused to take any of the things they brought and also instructed the two
brothers and another man with whom I pray not to.

While there, I remembered this was my 10th year as an in-house consultant to
the ministry. I then reminded God that this not the reward of service. I
also reminded him of my service in church, with the choir and then I said, NO
WAY, I CAN'T END UP LIKE THIS. The 4th day after I made the call, they
brought bottled juice and because we were famished, I asked my prayer
partners to take it. I prayed over it nullifying every power inside. I
pleaded the blood of Jesus over it , and then we took the juice.

On the 5th day after I made the call, they came for me. It has become a
routine. Every 40 to 50 minutes, they come to pick between 70 to 100 people
and none ever returned. But I told the other three with whom I pray, "see
ya, and I followed them." I was priviledged to be amongst the people in
front. We trekked for close to 45 minutes. It was as if we were going down
a slope through a tunnel, with a wall of earth/grass on both sides. Then, we
arrived in front of a gate under the ground. The gate was opened to reveal a
neatly painted building, well lit. The painting was hypnotic. The doors,
ceiling, wall and floor of the building has the same colour.

Together with 15 others, I was ushered into the first room. I was the
seventh person. While others moved along the long unending corridor. By now,
the only thing that kept replaying itself on my mind was mummy Oyedepo's
audio book, "RESCUED FROM DESTRUCTION" which I was privileged to edit. It started from the very beginning as soon as I stepped into the underground
building.

In the room, there was this non reflective mirror on the wall and one after
the other, we were instructed to step in front of the mirror. As each person
steps in front of the mirror, in 3 to 4 seconds, his or her image appears and
the next thing is we hear the person's name. The only thing I can't tell is
who was calling the names. Then the person's image on the mirror will be
covered with blood. The person will then be directed to go through another
door, different from the door we came in from. What happens next I do not
know.

When it was my turn, I stepped forward and positioned myself like others. I
stood in front of the mirror for about 4 minutes but my image did not appear
in the mirror. After sometime, it appeared and I saw my self inside the
mirror. I must state here that I was not scared at all. What kept ringing
in my ears was mama's voice reading the audio version of her book.

Then, after another 3 minutes of my image appearing, mummy Oyedepo's voice
sounded loud and clear that even the captors heard it, "GOD IS TOO FAITHFUL
TO FAIL, HE IS DEPENDABLE, HE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH." The voice came three times and then, the mirror cracked into bits and pieces and dropped in a heap on the floor like a broken wind screen.

Immediately, there was confusion. The remaining 8 people behind me were
moved out of the room and I was left there alone weak in the flesh but with mummy's voice still sounding strong in my spirit man.

After a while 5 of our captors into the room and one of them started asking,
who are you? What is your name? From where are you? Who is your father? To
all these questions, I gave no answer. I was just starring. They all went out again and later one of them came back to take me into another room. This time, the new room was empty. No chair, no bed, nothing, just me.

I was in this room for a long time. No food, no water, no sun, no moon, no
star, no time, just me. So I cannot say for how long I remained in the room.
Then, one day, I was just staring at the other end of the room when I saw
something like dew, like a smoke and Bishop Oyedepo stepped out of it. He
then said: "Peter, have you seen mummy?" I said no daddy. He then said,
mummy (Rev, Mrs. Oyedepo) is looking for you, she has an assignment for you.
Then he gave me the instruction saying; "MAKE SURE YOU SEE HER". He said
this 3 times and each time I replied, yes daddy. Then he disappeared. By
this time my strength returned and I was fully conscious.

Not quiet 5 minutes after my encounter with papa, the door to the room I was
flung open and standing right in front of me was a huge man, fair in complexion, has a bald head, with beards. With him were between 15 and 20 people. All of them wore red gowns.

I was on my feet as soon as the door opened. And a question and answer
session started:

MAN: who are you?

ME: and I boldly declared, I am a child of God

MAN: All of us are children of God

ME: There are some that are more real than others

MAN: What is your name?

ME: I am a child of God

MAN: From where?

ME: Canaan Land

MAN: Where?

ME: Ota.

Then he said:


MAN: A man came to warn me that if I don't let you go, In seven days, who is this man?

ME: He is my father

MAN: What is his name?

ME: BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO



At this point, the man turned to his men and said, "I instructed you people
to mind the kind of people you bring here. Take this man away from this
place and return anything you took from him. He said "I don't want anyone
disturbing our operation here".

He was about leaving when I said, I am not the only person, we are 4. He
then asked where the rest are and I replied I don't know. He then instructed
them to release the 4 of us.

As God will have it, as I stepped out of the room, coming into the underground building are the 3 boys I left outside. I identified them and they were brought to me.

The next thing I knew again was I saw us outside the thick forest in the cold. How we got there is still a mystery. What happened between the time I identified them and the time we got to that position, I do not know. I then asked my partners to start reciting psalm 23, while I recited psalm 91. Our hands were tied together behind us before we were left in the middle of the thick forest.

As we continued in our recitations, I felt a little light shine on my face from afar. I stood my ground and asked my friends to continue. Then a voice sounded in Yoruba language "WHO ARE THOSE?" We did not answer. The light came nearer and asked the question the second time. The 4th boy with us then
started running away, leaving only 3 of us. Again, the question was asked the
3rd time and by this time, it was very close to me so I opened my eyes and
saw a figure dressed like a hunter in front of me. He then said in Yoruba
language "OH THIS PEOPLE AGAIN?" He loosened the rope on our hands, and
asked us to follow him. When we tried calling on the boy that ran off, the
hunter said we should leave him alone.

So, the hunter from that day led us through the forest for 6 nights. As
much as I tried to see his face, I could not. He smelt like incense and his
voice was like someone inside a tunnel. He only came at night and when it is
dawn, he points to the right where a hut awaits us. The 2nd night, he prepared sandals made of leaf and roots for us. By the 3rd night, the 3rd boy was so weak and hungry that he could hardly move. Then the boy said, "I am hungry" the hunter replied us saying, "YOU DID NOT ASK".

On saying this, he reached inside his bag and brought out a warm piece of roasted yam for each of us. On the 4th and 5th nights, he gave us mouth burning piece of yam each time. So we continued until we got to the main road on the 6th night and the hunter pointed to the left and said "this way is to Ibadan " and pointing to the right side he said, "this way is to Akure". He then pointed to his left for the first time in 6 days and asked us to remain in the hut until the next morning. I made sure the strange hunters' instructions were carried out to the letter.

I had started off into the hut when I remembered the piece of yam for that
night. I turned round to request and alas, the hunter had disappeared. We
turn on the hand set to discover network, so I was able to call my wife, though we did not know our location then.

By the next morning, we found out hat turning to the right the signal on the
hand set increases, we proceeded towards that direction until we arrived at
EKEJI-ILE, OSUN STATE. We went to Ayo Babalola University, told them our
story and they assisted us.

I bless the name of the Lord for confirming the words of His servant in my
life and for the fulfillment of prophecies from the mouth of His servant.
Glory to God.




It is wisdom to trust an unknown future into the hands of a known God. (G.E. Erhabor, 2007)
2007, Moving from Glory to Glory!
Adeyeye Adedamola David [/b]

Hp rules. Dell has no service center in Naija - unless I have not heard.

Jojo

Gat 2 options:


1. Ask the hostess for a parachute

2. If opetion 1 fails, then I say my prayers. Then, I prepare to meet my creator.


My candid advice
Jojo

why are you killing yourself over what people are saying here? Honestly, It makes no sense to me. Anyone who is blaming you for being open and seeking help is making a serious mistake.

There is no one who never falls in LOVE - no matter how hard the person is.

Some people fall in LOVe with the wrong person. It happened to me and I learned from my mistakes.

What you need to do is to take your FOCUS off him and concentrate on other things in your life. When you do this, the right guy will come.

AGAIN I SAY, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. MANY OF US HAVE PASSED THROUGH THIS ROAD BEFORE.

Get up, dust yourself and move on, Basetsana, the best thing you can do is to remove this guy from your mind. With time, you will get over it.
Jojo