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@poster

The fact is that [from experience] there is nothing wrong with you. We all have feelings for somebody. Sometimes, go crazy [like  your case] because of love.

But let me advise you: It is not wise for you to throw yourself to the guy like that. Right now, he does not admire you, maybe because he is blind to your beauty [or maybe permit me to suggest that you guys are not made for each other].

What you need to do is to leave him and get on with your life. Something similar happened to me sometime ago, when there was this girl I admired so much, but when I asked her out, she did not accept me. I tried so much to impress her but she still refused.

Finally, I just decided to be myself and leave her. Today, I thank God that I made that decision, because I have found someone who I have more Love for. And beside that, if I forced her to love me, the love would not have been mutual. She would only like me [maybe if there is something she is gaining from me].

So, please just let the guy go. YOU WILL FIND SOMEONE BETTER. You do not deserve to kill yourself over this guy. SOMEONE BETTER IS COMING!!!

Let me warn you: At first, it is not going to be easy to forget this guy, but with time, I promise you, you will get over it.

Goodluck darling!
Jojo

I only lost my phone for the first time three weeks back. How it happened:

I was receiving a call at Lagos street [in Port Harcourt] at about 7:15pm. Then some of these boys [the Port Harcourt millitants] came and surrounded me and told me to give them the phone.

I thought that they were joking. Then they removed their shirt a little - for me to see the guns they had statched on to their waists.

Abeg, I gave them the thing. Life is more precious!

Jojo

Bullshit! Ask your friend if he knows what legs are used for? RUN RUN RUN

Jojo

I was at starcomms ofice in port hacourt to apply for job last year. The guys I met there said that all applications are done in Lagos office.

Jojo

There is this company I was tracking. 21st Century Tehnologies. I heard that they have conducted some interviews in Lagos. But they already have an office space in Port Harcourt - around Garrison junction.

You can go chek them out. Maybe, ask to see the head person there. I'm also praying to get in there!

See you @ d top.

Jojo

Although, I am an indigene of OLD TRAFFORD, I love the guy called Thiery Henry. He is too good to be hired for 16M pounds. Other players who are not even as good as he is earn higher than that.

Maybe, because of the rivalry between MAN UTD and ARSENANL, I do not think he would have been willing to play for MAN UTD. But in all, I do not think he deserves a low-key exit from the Gunners' camp [16M].

One more thing: Why does arsenal website not say anything about this? Are they trying to deny it? I think this story should be a headline on their site.

Jojo

Brother,

I do not oppose your desire to get another wife - afterall it is your life to live. If you think that another wife will solve the problems you already have, then who am I to stop you?

But my problem is this: MUST YOU COME OUT OPENLY TO "ADVERTISE" IT? I think you can go and chase the woman who has caught your fancy. Your description tells me that you have seen someone who matches your specs.

Or are you telling us that you have not seen anyone who you will like? Then, that makes the problem worse, But please the idea of advertising it is way out of order. It does not make sense.

You have simply made the ladies to look and talk to all men as idiots. Honestly bros, I am ashamed of this your post. I think you need to withdraw it [if it is possible].

You can chase the women without announcing it. It might even make you look more matured.

My candid advice
Jojo

not too beautiful to cause a commosion amongst men [as I thought], but anyway you try sha.

I just hope they do not demand it by force ooo.

Jojo

Na waa ooo. Is this how you want to commercialise the most useful part of the male body? LOL It was funny though.

Jojo

Are you serious? When is the deadline for the recruitment?

Although, I don't like the ones looking like broomsticks, I perfer the slim ones.

Jojo

I really think you missed your way. Please find the Education of Career forum and paste this topic there!

Jojo

well, let me not criticise you, but just try harder,

Madam,

you miss road? Ok. let me help you. Go to the 'Jobs' or the 'Careers' section of the website.

Thanks
Jojo

Rake

In as much as I support better ways to fight the crime of duping people on the net, I do not see this legislation as effective or people - oriented. I think it is heavy-handed. It is not everybody that goes at night to browse that is involved in the cyber crimes.

I learn that these 419 boys now have internet access at home too. So, if EFCC bans night - browsing, will the ISPs shut down their servers at night too? I know the EFCC is trying, but this one? It simply won't work!

Right now, I am doing all night in a cafe. So, if I am stopped from doing my allnight [which I know is legitimate] because of the yahoo boys, does it make sense?

Why punish the innocent with the guilty?

GET ANOTHER PLAN


JOJO

For us to drag them apart, and hammer the [long] nail into place.

@cute-ass

LOL. I think the Igbo translation for his name is more befitting. What ya think? Anyway, I love the way you did the translation; are u Igbo?

JOJO

Greet my grandfather for me when you get there.

You know why? Because he's dead!
JOJO

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and kill you."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Me, Not afraid

Reason: I just got the vaccine for HIV/AIDS and it works. Just call me if you are infected.

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JOJO

CHRIS OKOTIE:

That guy! I do not understand him sometimes. The guy has a testimony of blowing some grammar that are difficult to understand.

I was taught [in effective communication course] that for you to be a good speech-presenter, that you should come down to the level of the audience and speak what they will understand. But this guy no gree.

If he speaks all the english in the world and no one understands him, what impact has he made? I think he should learn that Nigerians [or people generally] are not impressed by the grammar you blow, but by the simplicity of your speeches.

JOJO

JESUS CHRIST ! This is so so so off da hook.

I never heard anything liek this before,

JOJO

PLEASE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN APTECH IS WRITING THEIR OWN APTITUDE TEST?

I AM IN NEED OF THE INFO ON APTECH APTITUDE TEST. PLEASE KINDLY REPLY.

JOJO

I agree! Dangote is creating employment everywhere in Nigeria. At least, if most of our leaders were a bit like this, things would have been better.

However, my problem with him is in the monopoly area [although someone just mentioned that]. If we allow him to buy up everything, I am envisaging that one day, we might be strangers in our own land. So, I am encouraging other Nigerians to rise up to this challenge and not allow one man to claim everything.

Furthermore [abeg make una no vex], there is story i heard about Dangote since two years back. Does anyone know a thing about it?

I heard that a major competitor [to Dangote] in the Cement Industry had his license withdrawn by the Federal Government in order to give Dangote an unopposed dominance in the cement industry. I am talking about IBETO cement.

The Government claimed that IBETO was using his office to import ammunitions. So they withdrew his license. But I heard from an unbiased source close to the man [IBETO cement] that all that was a lie. It was calculated in order to give Dangote an unopposed dominance in that area.

Please oo, I do not know which one to believe again. But the much I know, IBETO was not into importation of arms, and I think that the Government is just too wicked to withdraw his license. I stand to be corrected on this matter anyway. Two other factors I considered were that:

This IBETO cement was stronger than Dangote cement [at least, my brother who is a building contractor, has confirmed this]
IBETO cement was giving employment opportunities to many people. A lot of my friends had jobs through this man's company.

My conclusion:
I am happy for Dangote and his success, but if blackmailing and intimidating other people is his way of doing business, then Nigerians should rise up and protest against it. But make una no crucify me if you think otherwise,

My candid suggestion
JOJO

In understand the joke, but ma man, try to make i funnier. It made sense to me anyway, because I understood it.

JOJO

Tamuno ee!!

She don kill the bird already? You sure say no be HUNGRY dey worry mama since?

this joke is too much.

I love the line tha says: "Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom".

Keep it up.
JOJO

o boy, u too much,

abeg leave excel alone. Na only excel? Why him no answer FrontPage or Access?

Na so I crack one joke about millionaires, na im one girl say she go shoo me for being dry. Meanwhile, she never crack anyone ooo.

JOJO