₦airaland Forum

@ laudate

If you do not live in the south-south, it is understandable to hear what you have just said.

Listen to this guy: [At least, according to him] This man opened a business worth 38,000 for her. Although, the guy did not tell us, I still have a reason to believe that the guy is still an applicant - looking for work!

Who knows, maybe the guy was willing to expand the business for her, or possibly find other ways to ensure she is happy

Has had an affair with her [which did not blossom into marriage, because of her attitude]. Does it make you understand that it was [to a large extent] the girl's fault?

Listen, if this girl were to be sister, honestly, I will give the certificates back to the guy - not minding what she thinks! Why would you force someone to marry you?. I think it was better for the guy to break up the relationship at this time [seeing what was on ground], than to end up in regret all through his life for getting married to someone who would not appreciate him

We have had a lot of similar stories, but no one goes as far as seizing the other person's certificates. How does he get a job? Even if they eventually got married, is this how the girl would 'RESPECTFULLY' treat him as a soulmate?

Maybe, I was a bit rough with my choice of words. Sorry about that, but I still think that the guy does not need to pay the girl a dime. If he does, she come in another way demanding for more.

The fact that she might [and most likely WILL] come back for more make me the more afraid.

My candid advice
Jojo

I had an interesting conversation with an Ijaw woman recently. Listen to this:

WOMAN: I made my husband a MILLIONAIRE
ME: Before then, what was he?
WOMAN: He was a BILLIONAIRE

Hi Cornel,

I am interested in your topic. Here's my suggestion:

I am also in the same shoes with you. I live in Town area of PH. I need to undergo a training on the programming languages you listed above. The plan I have is to go to APTECH when they start their scholarship programme this year. That scholarship programme is expected to commence at about June/July this year.

Tip: The reason I am waiting for the scholarship is because the scholarship allows you the benefit of paying a low tution for the training. In fact, they slash the training cost by 50%.

If the original cost is 100, if you go through scholarship, you will then pay 50. If you have problems with my explanation, then go to APTECH office at 11 Onne Road, GRA, Port Harcourt.

My candid advice
Jojo

CKC,

I am very sympathetic with your present situation. However, it is possible that you are telling us the part of the story that will make us take sides with you. What if this story is not as true as you have narrated it? Only God knows!

The lesson we all should learn here is that we should all try to be transparent in dealing with everybody.

However, on the other hand, this girl is a CRIMINAL. Whatever the situation is, she does not have a single right to seize your things.

Understand this: People fall in love and fall out of love [especially when they can no longer get along], so she should understand that you did what you did [at least according to your story], because you did not see you both having a better future as a couple.

Listen, on no account should you pay a dime to that bitch. Yes, I mean it - she is a bitch. Thank God you did not make the mistake of marrying this girl [a pretentious, hard-core criminal and LovePeddler]. Who knows what she would have done to you, if you made the mistake of saying 'I do'.

The major danger of paying that money to her is:

SHE WILL NOT STOP THERE - She will find other methods to ask for more. If she collects the first one, she will [most likely] connive with her community boys to get some more money from you. The more you pay, the more they increase the prize for the next payment. I know them very well. This is not a joke. Take it very seriously!


POSSIBLE SOLUTION:

JUST TAPE HER CONVERSATION: Contrary to what Seun suggested I do not thing it is wise to invite her to discuss the matter. The girl [I am sorry, she was your girlfriend] is a thief and an imposter. The much you can do here is to call her and record your conversation on PUBLIC phone [without her knowledge] - just in case there is any denial somewhere.

INVOLVE THE POLICE: Listen, do not be afraid to go to the POLICE. No matter how much of the thugs she knows, if she ever gets to know that the Police are hunting her, she will have no choice than to give up.

I had a similar case [sometime last two years] when some boys tried to forcefully extort money from me - for no just cause. I weighed every option carefully before going to the Police. Bros, the best option you have is going to the Police. By the time they catch up with her and land her in the cell, [o boy listen] she go bring those certificates!

Make sure that you have some money for Police settlement - at least it will not be up to that 50,000 which she is requesting.

If she ever burns the certificates, make sure she is not released from the cell, then proceed to file a lawsuit.

O boy, let me warn you. Do not treat this girl as a friend anymore. In fact, my advice is that you start seeing this girl as one of your worst enemies. This girl can kill! Put your mind at the back and do the worst! She does not deserve pity!

I do not care whatever any other person has to say on this issue, but my stand still remains that this girl should not go unpunished.

My candid suggestion,
Jojo

Honestly, I am impressed by the show of talents here. But to be sincere, I do not think CorelDraw can be used to get any of the above samples. I have CorelDraw and Adobe Photoshop; and I can rarely think of any 'EFFECTS' that can bring those images. to screen.

So, in other words, there's got to be some other software that can do that. Someone says Maya, but I do not know how to use that.

Hey, Kemjisuper, can you tell me the software [or combination of] which you used in creating that logo [the silver coloured one]. Because it's really nice and attractive.

Jojo

8 years? hhmm,

For sure, meeting was postponed to the 6th of June! Wait until Musa takes Over!

LOLz

Do we have any reason to waste time 'killing' ourselves here on this topic? I do not think the poster of this topic is reasonable enough.

First, if someone works hard enough to own a company, is it your business to know who he employs? If you need the employment, then go to school and become employable!

I understand that the Government has really under-developed the region of NIGER DELTA, but the people of that region, still have their own problems.

They do not see themselves surviving without OIL.
They see every other person around them as an OPPRESSOR and in fact, hate to see people from other tribes, especialy IGBOS.

My brothers. this is not the right attitude. I live in the Niger DELTA region and I know that if you guys look down, you might find other available resources to better your lives. JUST LOOK DOWN!


Secondly, I do not understand the reason for this blabbing: IGBOS AGAINST THE YORUBAS. For God's sake, we are still one country, no matter the language you speak. I am from Igbo and I do not look down on people from other tribes, and this should be the normal attitude of every individual here.

If you think your own tribe is better, WHAT IF YOU CAME FROM THE OTHER TRIBE? would you be saying the same thing?

Please, let's leave this topic because I think it is such a stupid one and concentrate on how to make Nigeria a better place for us all.

My candid advice
Jojo

hhussain:
Is the guy the computer? Cos he's the only removable device there, hahahahahahahahaha lol!!!

, And wait a minute! This computer has a STEERING? I would probably need Bill Gates to teach me howta use this! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Jojo

Seun:
I support the recommendation someone gave above: use Spybot Search & Destroy

Is Spybot Search & Destroy a free download off the Internet [just like the home edition of AVAST] or do I have to get it from the market?. I know I have the same problems with my PC.

Someone please help!
Jojo

O boy, make you take that job fast ooo.

If you no take am, somebody fit collect am from you ooo. At least, you fit dey find transport to dey waka for other jobs. I am serious about this. Just try and get that job - you need it.

Jojo

ok. but what about the baby?

@Pain,

I love this guy. You are very funny!

Jojo

there is nothing wrong there.

I remember when I could not talk to girls, one lady 2 years older than me came up to me and said she wanted me to be her boyfriend. She did not know i was younger anyway and I never let her know. We just played along.

That was what helped me to know that there is nothing hard in talking to women.

My candid advice
Jojo

try and get married, so you can tell us from your exerience!!!

Only two possible solutions:

check the software config of your pc

get another copy of the software and try to install it


holla if any of these works.

Jojo

Ibo gals --- they can see he money in your pocket even before you tell them the amount you have.

Delta & Edo gals ---- they play their Champions league in either in Italy or Holland.

Ikwerre Guys ---- they do not think too much when what to sell a piece of land.

Akwa - Ibom gals -- hmm, don't try them in bed ooo [unless you have started eating dogs]

Hausa gals --- you can never see their faces, so how do you spot the beautiful ones?

Yoruba gals [especially those from Osun State] -- even pigs call them 'DIRTY'

Yoruba guys --- brag before fighting whereas they have no strength [if u sabi fight, come Niger Delta, make we see]

Yoruba guys --- chei, MTN and Glo like such people, because they spend 1/2 of their airtime exchanging pleasantries.

Bayelsa guys --- it is a tradition to shout at people; especially when talking on phone.

Bayelsa guys ---- Kai - Kai is a very special delicacy. Often use in stead of toothpaste.

Jojo

J : Everyone loves you. [Maybe, but I do not agree to this]
O : You love life.
S : People think you are so sexy.
H : You have good looks and a very good personality. [Honestly, I do]
U : You are beautiful and sexy.
A: You have trouble trusting people [Because I have had terrible experiences]

I know of one - My mother, but unfortunately, she is already married to one poor guy called My Father.

I just wanted to get something straight: DO YOU TRULY LOVE HIM? If yes, then all the reasons you gave for being disturbed are unrealistic. Things might change for the better tomorrow. Please, my dear, if you love this guy, wait for him. He might just be the one to provide happiness all through your life.

Furthermore, your parents are not so much in the picture. They do not choose who you marry, but you do.

Thank you,
Jojo

From my viewpoint, there is nothing wrong in women asking men out. I have experiences of that in the past and I admired such women who had the guts [boldness] to come up to me and express themselves. Let's understand that it is a free world, so everyone is entitled to his/her opinion. If you do not like it that way, tell her you are not interested.

However, if you are talking about a women asking me to marry her, I think that there is something wrong with that. It doesn't sound so right in my ears.

Jojo

o boy, make u no kill anybody here oooo. In fact, I dey for ground now as I dey type this remark. Na im make iiiiiii deeyy makkkkeeee ssspellling errorrrrrrrrrrs.

Jojo

Hello All,

I have a project that I am undergoing right now. Because of this, I need anyone who can furnish me with details of a durable Digital Security System that can:

scan and display images of anybody entering the building.
notice if any person entering the building is carrying unwanted items  e.g. guns, knife,drugs
do surveillance of the building at various locations.
grant entry to authortised personell of the area
guard the building from bullet and bomb attacks
and any other security features you may know of,

To elaborate more, this kind of security systems is commonly used in oil companies, banks and government houses to secure the premises. If you have an idea of what I am talking about, please let me know as soon as possible.

Please if you have information about this [whether here in Nigeria or abroad], kindly let know. My phone number is 08037971139 and the name to call is Joshua.

Thank you all
Expecting someone to write me soon.

OTOKS my bother,

Wetin you wan make I do? At least, I believe in Nigeria [at least if you don't, I do]. So, that is why i went to vote. But Soboma boys say i no go vote for Tonye Princewill. They said that i must vote for OMEHIA.

Anyway, I believe that things will change one day in this country, and by then we will begin to exercise our rights freely.

Jojo

First, I'll say: YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO SAY YOUR LAST PRAYERS.
Second, I'll say: REST IN PEACE.

Jojo

Ehn,

Please say it again, did you say that Atiku won the case yesterday? OH!!!! Please continue to give me the good news. Continue to say this over and over again, I will never get tired of hearing this good news.

PLEASE CONTINUE TO BROADCAST THE NEWS. We are tired of seeing monkeys and gorillas without brains representing Nigeria at world summits.

Jojo

Honestly, I do not think the elections were free and fair. Let me recount the experience of me and some other people in 'Town' area of Port Harcourt:

We entered the polling centre, preceisely 'Bernard Carr street' area and I had another candidate in mind to vote. Unfortunately, when it got to my turn to vote, some touts approached me in the presence of the INEC officials and asked tme to "PRESS P".

When I asked what it meant to "PRESS P", they slapped me and openly told me to put my thumb on 'PDP', which was not the party I wanted to vote for. To press their threats further, they brandished guns from under their clothes and told me that if I wanted to see the next day, the only way was to vote for PDP.

I had to do it anyway, because as you can see, my life was at stake. Honestly, I have to doubt the authenticity of the results of INEC, seeing that PDP was actually forcing people to vote for them. Who knows what must have happened in other polling centres.

Meanwhile, in many areas of the state, where the AC was known to have massive support, elections were cancelled.

I think we are tired of the PDP nonsense. WE all need a change.