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Was she expecting you to her mama, when she [herself] was already 57? I though she was referring to he daughter.

LOL, funny joke though.

TUPAC is the greatest. Others like BIGGIE, EMINEM, DRE, 50CENT, JARULE, TWISTA are tsill good ooo,


but TUPAC stands out.

JOJO

my brother,

the amount small well well ooo, but if you do not have an alternative for now, just manage am dey pay trasport, so that you go dey comot for house.

Continue to make contacts to leave that job [at least, you are now conversant with places like nairaland]. Very soon you will get a better job

BOREDOM KILLS. If you doubt it, try it

Jojo

which kain comparison be this one?

BSB is better nah?

jojo

I have been watchin' plenty of sops for a long time, but honestly, this one PRISON BREAK is completely off the hook.


I could not keep my eyes off it. I already have the DVD for the season 4.


JOJO

I pray this method works o.

If a discussion works, then better. At least, the guy would not have to spend much, and maybe even have a better rlship with her. [although, i don't think he needs her]

I pray it works oo.

Jojo

@nimi-k

I know I.B Johnson street. It is the road leading to Bundu waterside. Right?

@poster,

My brother,

Honestly, you have done well for yourself. Enrolling in that course and graduating is not an easy task. Although, university education is good, a professional course [like the one you are currently undergoing] might help you a lot.

Just like you said, a lot of Computer Science graduates may not be able to implement the solutions you are taught at APTECH. So, I think you might have an edge.

What they taught us in the University is not what we face at interviews [as computer science graduates]. The questions and situations we face at interviews is a lot higher than what we were taught in school

However, you still need to think of going to further your education.

Anyway, me I wan ask you certain questions:

Whether them dey teach well for APTECH?
When their scholarship programme dey come up?
Which city wey you dey do this your programme [because me sef, I wan join APTECH very soon].


Jojo

tomashoom:
hi Cornel

i think the testinside can help you !
because they have the prometric and VUE center!
Such as TestInside and TestKing,the testinside is better!

@tomashoom
Do they [testinside, got it right?] have a centre in Port Harcourt. I will like to know their office so that I can compare their prices and courses.

Thanks.

@pinokio
The address of NIIT is at D-line, Just tell a bikeman to get you to fruitgarden in D-line. When you get there, you will see NIIT. It is a very big compound.

@ pichante

I think you should have directed that question to hiit. Anyway, I also want to ask if you guys [hiit] have a branch in PH?

Jojo

Where u come put Arumeme JOHNSON of ROCKSON ENGINEERING?

Remember say Na the guy win the whole contract of all the GAS Turbines for Rivers State plus many other huge contracts wey ROCKSON win for BAYELSA, DELTA and EDO.

My brother,

I could have understood things with you had you said that she was at most 4-5 years older. But honestly, I think the age gap might really be a big problem for you both.

Like someone suggested, she might not be feeling the same way for you because of the age difference [it is way too much].

Anyway, try your best to win her Love if you can. I pray you get satisfaction ooo.

My candid advice
Jojo

Hey!

looking for PH guys? I am one. Been here for close to 10 years. So, where exactly do you stay in PH. As for me, I am in Borokiri, [Town Area].

Jojo

MANCHESER UNITED

TO LEAVE: MIKAEL SILVESTRE, WES BROWN,

TO COME IN: ETO'O, QUARESMA, MALOUDA AND TEVEZ

My candid suggestion
JOJO

STLYLEE - TuFACE, DJ Jimmy Jatt, and others.

Who is debating the supremacy of ALMIGHTY MANCHESTER UNITED? All of [i think] should have a good look at the statistics of MAN U before you talk of comparison.

When MAN UTD won the Champions league in the 90's, teams like Chelsea were struggling not to be in the relegation zone. Even Arsenal [although, I respect that team] was not strong enough to rub shoulders with us.

When you want to compare MAN UTD with other teams of the world, let it be with teams like REAL MADRID, BARCELONA, AC MILAN. I am not surprised that AC beat last month - they are one of the sides that can match us strength for strength.

Abeg, there is no comparison between ELEPHANTS and squirrels.


My candid advice
Jojo

The cup been don land for OLD TRAFFORD nah, I see am sef.

@software,
Maybe I did not tell you all these before you made the last statement. The cup is at OLD TRAFFORD.

My candid suggestion
Jojo

You must be a BLUE. That is the only reason why you are saying this,

Who dash monkey coat? Don;t you get it? We are not investing in our sports. that is why. The day African countries [especially NAIJA] see the need to increase the investments and stop the cheatings we currently have in the Sports industry, the better for us.

You that put your picture here. My brother, I think you are really contradicting yourself here. You say you support naija league, yet na MAN UTD stadium dey for your back.

My candid advice
Jojo

For all RED DEVILS. I am proud to say that I am RED. Our victory this year [premiership] is a good indication that Ferguson is doing a pretty good job at Old Trafford. This proves that the domination MAN UTD had in the previous days at the premier league has come back.

In terms of success, I think we [MAN UTD] have the highest success record in the whole of ENGLAND.

What do you think?

Furthermore, I think another coach that needs commendation for his work over the years is Arsene Wenger. Forget the fact that the gunners are one of our closest rivals, I like the man called WENGER and I think he is a good person and coach.

Talk about Chelsea, Although the team is a great one, I do not like the coach. Mourinho talks too much. I think that is why he has attracted a reasonable number of enemies. People stalk him so closely to take advantage of any mistake and attack him verbally.

If Mourinho can stop talking as much as he does right now, maybe he might be able to win the hearts of some people to himself.

Anyway, MAN UTD will beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge on Saturday to clench the FA cup. At least, that will make Mourinho to shup up his mouth and concentrate on game - planning.


MANCHESTER AND FERGUSON 4 LIFE.
Jojo

There are some guys i know in lagos [where you live] that can even those inscriptions as perfect as you'd ever want them to be. In fact, you can't ask for more,

Why go abroad when you have equivalent substitues that are made locally? If you are serious, just holla at me.

My candid advice
Jojo

No, ohh No, No, No, No,

There are skirts designed for women just as there are those for the male folk. BTW, what makes you feel that trousers were originally made for Men?

As a man, can you wear a low-waist jean trouser? I'd like to hear your answer on that LOL.

My candid suggestion
Jojo

Chairman, Bros,

Haba! Wetin happen now? Why you no want make the guyman enjoy himself?
Both of you MUST not like the same specs.

If you choose the slim girls [like me ], it is not complusory that he must also choose slim girls.

Allow him to live his life the way he chooses. It is a free world.

My candid advice
Jojo

GOOD POST. WRONG FORUM.

Didn't you guys see the Politics forum? Please go there and talk about politics. this is strictly romance.

Jojo

I was very stupid. It happened when I was about 18.

There was this chic I liked so much, but I never had the guts to approach her for a date. But meanwhile, I was telling everyone that she was already my girlfriend - but I knew she wasn't yet. In fact, all my friends thought that CHINWE was my girlfriend.

The day I finally got the nerves to talk to her. She told me that I came late and someone else [a faster, sharper guy] just occupied that spot some months back. I was like " IF I KNEW, I WOULD HAVE COME EARLIER". "WHY WAS I LOSING MY LIVER SEF?"

Anyway, I still love her, even though she is not with me and has never been. But hey, maybe she will one day,

Jojo

A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed $4.

"But I paid, don't you remember?" said the customer.

"Okay," said the bartender. "If you say you paid, you did."

The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn't keep track of his customers' bills. The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to pay, he pulled the same stunt.

The barkeep replied, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."

Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told him how to get free drinks.

The man hurried into the bar and began to drink highballs when, suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose."

The final patron responded. "ABEG MAKE YOU TAKE YOUR MONEY, I NO WANT TROUBLE". "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."  

Jojo

I do not know why you guys are so mad with MANCHESTER UNITED. We respect Chelsea players and all their fans. I [personally] do not involve in unbridled criticism of the club.

But everytime I hear people say this or that against MAN UNITED, it makes me feel somehow. Brethren, listen, this is a game ooo. They are not going to give any of us money [even if our club] wins.

My suggestion is for everyone to support the team he likes best without saying negative things about the other club.

In terms of being a match or not, there is no club that can rival the success of MANCHESTER UNITED in the whole of England. I am for MANCHESTER UNITED anyway.

I wish MAN UTD wins this FA cup, but even if they do not, I will still be LOYAL TO THE END.

MAN UTD 4 LIFE.

Jojo

Invite someone else to see it, Tell me sincerely what the person's views are,

toshmann:
thanx bro, infact we (liverpool fans in cardiff) have booked one pub in town where we shall scatter booze for the anticipated victory over puny milan

See person wey dey talk about 'HEARTBREAK', na im dey talk about LIVERPOOL match? I do not think you have been hurt [as you said].

If to say your girlfriend don dump you, omo you no go remember say you be LIVERPOOL fan again. I am talking from my past experience.

Abeg, tell us another thing wey dey serious.

Jojo