₦airaland Forum

Babzilla:
So yellow buses with black stripes is now an achievment and something to be proud of

I see you are a product of GEJ almajheri school project. You are a proof that that scheme isn't productive.
When you get to London, what are they known for? I guess you don't know; their black cabs and red busses. Which country is known for their yellow cabs? I guess you don't know.

All you Nigerian music idols you watch their videos all day instead of attending your almajheri school, mention one that hasn't used danfo? Let's forget MI, Olamide, timaya 2 face, phyno ; Wiz kids hit song which is a global hit, which bus was he in.... Incase you don't know the song, I refer to ojuelegba. Mad melon and mountain black, which song made them national airplay; "danfo drivers".

Young man, i see all you do I mope at the TV screen and bump your head to the bead, cause you seem to be blind to understand messages passed in videos; maybe except wanking to ladies shacking their ukwu.

When your parents come home tonight, tell them they should have used a condom than conceiving you to grow up to show this Mumuness.

Stay there and be sagging your trousers exposing your dirty and torn boxers; you could Pierce your ears and wear a cheap tattoo too. No matter what, you should be proud of something your nation symbolizes. Though we would have expected greater achievement, all should take place at the appropriate time.

Please, read well before replying, or better confront your parents first.

Bollinger:
Every yellow bus is a "danfo" and it's going to Nigeria. Ok. And just so you know, it is a 100 times cheaper to do a paint job in Nigeria than in the U.S.

Ogbeni, just stay your Lane. Which other country will you see that same danfo bus, with the same yellow color and black stripes? Or is there an ojuelegba, mushin, or oshodi in Texas? As per the paint job, I wrote it being better or cheaper based on the quality of job you get for the amount you paid.
Go and watch the new captain America and tell me the only thing they used to make the opening scene look like lagos Nigeria. You should be proud that the world recognizes us for something apart from corruption and violence. Yimu

miccheck58:
Did you just say paint work is cheaper in the US?
Niggas, what where do you guys get your informations from?

Mr nigga, I mentioned price and quality of the job done. As you dey form say you dey exposed, come down to Nigeria and paint your car and see if the paint doesn't start fading off under a year

Newshelmboss:
This photo has reportedly made some people roll on the floor with laughter since it emerged online.

The hilarity has obviously been caused by the clearly misspelt words on the signboard.

The signboard which is meant to discourage people from dumping refuse at the site, read: "NO DONPIN OF DOSBIN HERE. BY POLICE ORDER"

Obviousy what had been intended for the signboard was "No Dumping of dustbin here. By police order"

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photo-this-police-signboard-has-got.html

cc lalasticlala

Though the English is killing, we should know that it's not the police that does most of these signs. All it takes is wood and paint, and anyone can come up with this crap

Go get married and give us confirmation... Lol

onila:


not classy

Maybe he should be wearing bra or shimmy and then he will be classy abi? Yimu

onila:


not classy

Maybe he should be wearing bra or shimmy and then he will be classy abi? Yimu

donbenedict:







U fvck woman tire, she complain


U no fvck am at all, she complain


U fvck am optimally, she go still complain...



Wetin??

My rather... In the words, just satisfy your self. Even if it's 5 seconds or 5 hours it takes you to cum, so far you are satisfied, bleed others views. You been them well, the complain all you do is to bleep while your mates are there making money. You go out to hustle, she complains that you stay out too long and don't have time for her... Seems you have other young girls outside.

Owner definitely a Nigerian. Danfo bus with 2 camry seen on the same spot? My guess is that those vehicles are waiting for shipment to Nigeria. Since paintwork is cheaper and "doper" over there, he did all the painting there. It should also be noted that Houston Texas has a large number Nigerian population.

They both become unstoppably immovable

Mjshexy:
Nawa for u oh bros, it's just my personal choice naw. Don't u knw that this lady can even be a choir member or an usher in church but that's not my business, i'm only concerned about the character & attitude of who ever i date, dats me 4 u bro

Bros, don't get me wrong too, I was also sharing my personal opinion. Sorry if I insulted you in anyway. But in life (including marriage) we all have to pray for the best and prepare for the worse.

Umu anumanu

Olayinka777:
Goodevening house, this is my very first time on this section. In fact I was confused in the sense that I didn't know where to post it. I appeal to the moderator to pls do the needful. Our beloved Nigerian Television Authority (International) NTA made this type of grave mistake, what was the gatekeeper thinking at the time? I rest my case here. I would let the picture speak for itself.

And what's the big deal now? Because it's NTA? Did you talk about other foreign media houses that has used different flags for Nigeria? Or the one that used another person's picture against Stephen Keshi?
My hommie, not that I'm siding this mistake, but do you know there is something they call human error? If you don't, please search for it in Google.

Mjshexy:
Nairalanders what's your take on this future wife & mother? As for me oh, God knows i won't be the one to bring a curse upon my generation by marrying this type..

Na people like you dey go church go marry usher and chorister because of their holy appearance, only for you to figure after marriage that your lovely wife has done this and more worse. By the time she no carry Belle and Una go hospital, them go say her womb dey damaged. When you now ask her, she now says that back then in the university, her parents died and she was the first child and had to Carter for her siblings. Since her uncles weren't of help, she had to go "hustle" in the streets; hustle wey result to no fewer that 12 abortions.
Moral of the story, despite many people find this picture annoying, she might not be morally as bad as people beside you that you call "angel", "queen", "treasure", "mummy". Secondly, do not judge people's future from the past....go read the Bible or search Google for Mary Madeleine

The question you should be asking is.... What are "YOU" up to, what is it really you want in life? I'm guessing most of these guys are in the same neighborhood and might have been gossiping about you and saying "if you give her a little time, she will fall for you".
You should know what you want in life and your so called bff knows what he wants. If he really wants or "likes" you he wouldn't behave the way he is. On the other hand, you need to be focused on what is it you really want and the; get up, get out, and get it.

jmichlins:
From the moment you stepped into the market, you looked like jjc and they capitalized on that. You could have opened a thread here to sell the device or give it out to someone as charity and the pain you are feeling now you will not experience it. Believe me when i tell you that the feeling will last for years. Whenever you hear of the plaza you will realize how foolish you were

Though I pity him for his loss, his act from the onset was foolish. Before going to sell something, you should have a target market in mind. Why did he agree to follow "ndi oso ahia" in the first place? I bet you when those guys were leading him to to slaughter house, he passed so many genuine shops but chose to be led to a korro where their evil plans will be achieved.
As a nairalander, you see people advertising such products here and they make their sales. Even if you don't want to use nairaland, I believe there should be reputable phone dealers in on it Sha like slot or fine brothers where he could go and make a swap or outright sell deal.
The final sentence made me laugh at him.... He is now blaming "igbo" for his loss.... Well, maybe he meant igbo weed that made him make such mistake. All markets have criminal elements so it's not a tribal affair; early this month, a college of mine got duped inside a Lagos banking hall of the sum of 10000 dollars.... Yes ten thousand dollars by aboki BDC. How did they do that? As he was driving into their spot in ikeja, 2 hausas rushed at him and gave him a price which after he went round was higher by like 5 naira per dollar. He now agreed to deal with them and the said they should go and do the deal in the bank for safety reasons (which flushed any suspicions away cause he felt the bank was the safest place). When they got there, they said the wanted to count the dollars to confirm, and he gave them. One counted it and affirmed it, the other now used his calculator to check the naira equivalent of which they now said they don't have the complete amount in their account. The gave him back his money and pleaded with him not to go sell to any other person for they wanted to go bring the remaining balance from their office. After waiting an hour and a half, this guy now felt they were taking too long so he decided to go and sell it to any other person even if it's at a cheaper price.
On now getting to the BDC shops it was now discovered that the 10000 given back to him were all fakes. Did this guy blame the hausa? Nope... He blamed himself for choosing to do business with "ndi oso ahia"
Computer village in lagos too, if you end up doing business with most of those people that are at the entrance asking you questions and telling you they have this and that, you might end up buying a phone with fufu or soap inside.
While traveling too, you pass normal parks like ifesinachi, God is good, Okun line, etc. And go enter bus without a name which an "Onye oso ahia" is screaming one chance remaining and is calling a price cheaper than normal,after 1 hour inside that bus, you find out you were the only passenger in the first place case everyone starts getting down one by one.
When we humans make mistakes, let's learn to stop trying to blame our loss on one thing, tribe or another. Let's learn our lessons which will make us wiser in the future.

Op, one again, sorry for your loss

Fairytales:
They are all. Corrupt, let's call spade a spade.

If we are to call a spade a spade, let's also remember that Rotimi Amechi is corrupt, Atiku Abubakar is corrupt, Tinubu is corrupt, Saraki too is corrupt....... All politicians including our beloved president is corrupt one way or the other.... For no man can claim to be a saint.
What the OP was trying state is the fact that it seems anyone who speaks in opposition to the president gets shut down

This one is child's play Na. There are so many such books in circulation, especially in England

No be to just put raw fish inside water and add vegetable? It doesn't even look cooked

More like Ijebu-igbo in Ogun state

MolarT:
Forgetting that they just shared their votes among the two candidates...( if they both go to the polls)

But when the time comes, if this was truly planned, one will step down for the other

I'm happy you know your kitty cat is a well......an old dry well in which a lawn tennis ball can be easily thrown inside.... And still bounce out.

Let her go, when she finally receives sense, she will come back. No need to dey panic on woman matter, once her mind is off you... It is off you.

If I say boo another man say Hari, omo Na you Sabi....

Well, I do not know how true this story might be. For one, the first picture shows they were crying wile in that dirty water, the remaining picture shows they are being flogged.

My take is that they must have committed a crime and part of the jungle justice which is common in this our country is to make them roll in muddy Waters and then flog them.

RevDesm0ndJuju:
Nobody tricked you.

You guys formed the bulk of the nigerian army among the NCOs.

It is a documented fact that the Christian minorities dominated the NCO cadre and were the main antagonists in the mutiny of July 1966 and the following civil war.

Your reasons for figthing against Biafra was echoed by the likes of Domkat Bali who stated categorically that he feared for his freedom and that of his people under Hausa Fulani domination.

I guess they are still enjoying their lives under fulani domination

Wife (spouse) ?

viktohmarkz:
omo, not all guys oh.
you no even ask wetin happen you begin mention kitty cat. na wa oh

Read in between the lines