She wants to marry a nerd because shes scared of cheating husbands, and as a matter of fact she thinks; no man is faithful anymore!

Torres is d man, dats just ow to spend £50million

kool J:


It gets me more angry than amused though. I mean these things are so obvious!

i feel u! enjoy the amusement

when they hit their hand on the wall to disappear

kool J:

I dnt even watch nollywood,don't have the stomach for it. I jst laugh my butt off when when my friends pick out the unending faults or I peek at a scene or two. The lapses are just unbearable

its hilarious! you should see it, more comedy than AY SHOW

when yu see 5 YEARS AFTER, and the person still looks the same

When a college student looks as old as his father

kool J:


Do they really shoot movies that depict '80s setting

OFcourse! guess you ddnt subscribe for AFRICA MAGIC

when you see "TO BE CONTINUED", "WATCH OUT FOR PART2"

when they drink a bottle of gulder and get drunk
when a policeman chants incantations in order to make an arrest!

when a gunshot sounds like the echo from a drum

when they paint their faces with chalk/white paint and wear red dresses in the dark(witch scene)

when the setting is in the 80's but the actors/actresses r using IPAD & Bold 5

when an actor/actress dies in part 1 but reappears in part 2

when you see a village girl speaking phonetics

when you see d herbalist wearing lacewig/brazillian hair

YOU re in your house watching "LABE ORUN",your PM is saying; "at the cinema, watching UNDERWORLD" God is watching you

wat abt 550+100=650

CAN 650 FLY THIS CAR?

can this fly for 650? a friend is interested and willing to pay b4 the end of the week

can 650k fly this car? needed like yesterday. a friend is interested and willing to pay b4 d end of the week

PeeBee:
So how did you come out from the jungle ?
What happened was that this particular day, my body could not do any thing any more. Any thing they asked me to do, I couldn’t do it. So one of them said this one is gone. He was trying to say that I was dead already .So they took me and one other man out. So I tried to ask where we were but they said I should shut up.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/how-i-spent-six-years-in-the-jungle-agonizing-story-of-a-kidnapped-victim/

i smell a rat here! he said at the point his body could not do any thing any more. Any thing they asked him to do,he couldnt do it. they said hes gone, they took him somewhere. ok! how come he could walk to where he got on a bus? where did he find d strength? i am confused here

made luv to this girl on sunday, i think i kinda like her so i asked her to go do an hiv test since the condom got bad in d process of our lovemaking. she returned today with a result stating shes hiv positive, am really worried. can i be positive too? it happened just once!

cant hear any media sound unless am using the headset, whats the problem please?

A Friend was discussing her quandary with me, i found the story poignant. deep sigh* she dated a guy in 2008 and shared genuine emotions with him, they seperated due to unforeseen circumstances. October 2011, they had a chance encounter and they maintained communications although she repulsed his advances. Conversely, he was able to talk her into a date in March 2012. At present, she is contemplating a second shot with him as he proposed almost immediately. i consider this a long shot because they are of the same "AS" blood genotype, albeit, its unknown to him. Lyrically, this is mystifying ...

What is your Outlook?

Please lets engage in this forum, doing our best so she wont commit a faux pas

SO you created a THREAD from another persons thread....how creative!!!

HAVE you visited d hospital lately? yu need help!

byteem: So many factors could be responsible not only sex..a lot of people marry for diifernt rrsons..some for money. ..some for the sheer desire to feel responsible..a lady who's clock is fast ticking miit not be botherd about love as long as the guy seems riit and pops the question..a guy who has a lady pregnat for him miit mary due to family pressure nd all..in most cases a comfortable guy in his early thirties wud marry not because he loves the lady..but hey he feels that s d next responsible and manly tin to do..morovr every one including his folks nd freinds are on his case..so he chooses the seeming best from his long list of girlfreinds..nd gets married at least now no one wud call him irresponsible anymore..the bottom line is less 40% of marriges are founded on the principles of love trust and freindship..infact the high divorce rates in nigerian courts these days wud shock anyone who is observant..some would say dat even wen theris love infidelity in marriage is a certainty..we'll my take on this is simple sexual compatibility is crucial..some men like my self love bjs if such guys end up with a wife who says yuck to such den..too bad dnt blame the guy if he gets it outside..some odr ladies hold bak on their spouse..they tink that if they show their true sexual prowess he miit feel he married a LovePeddler..true in some cases..but in most cases sex becomes monotonous and boring ..he craves adventure and so he goes out and by gawd he finds that lady who used to drive him nutsthe rest is history ..on the odr hand most men are selfish wen it comes to sex ..dey add ego to it and concentrate on pleasing demselves while they leave the woman hanging..premature ejac is a real and major prob most women face.while .some ladies just switch off and learn to live with it others turn to masturbation to release presuure.(At least pastor chris now says its not a sin).others aint dat pateint so dey find that guy who makes dem ....truth is many married women suffer dis pain in silence..the fact that she gets pregnant doesn't mean she enjoyed the process dat led to it..couples shud learn to talk about their sexual lives more..ask ur partner wat u need to do to make it more pleasurable..den do it..only if its ur spouse oo..if giving a bjmakes him happy den blow him any where u can..dnt hold bak on making him see the tigress in u..at most bring dem out in phases..if u feel he comes too quickly den get him alomo or bitters. and stop him from sugar as for the guy if going down on her tickles her den do it...if u need help in going the distance with her dnt be proud aboout it..ur not the only one..confide in someone..at least viagra dey..even the natives ones are also available..if u dnt fuc ur wife someelse will do it for u nd vice versa.. in most cases one ex is always around the corner..21dfea02

i am certain you are a victim, see as you write essay put for here...

Sakida: Need ur advice pls.I was in a relationship with this guy for almost two years. Every thing went fine until him elder sister came into the picture and disapproved the relationship. I had many family problems because of that, so I decide to just let go of the relationship and settle down. Now the problem is I took and oath with this guy, (please don't crucify me) when we first started the relationship, and now I begged him to break the oath with me but he won't. Said he wil only break the oath on my wedding day in the church. Pls I need your advices,thou I made a very big mistake plzzzz

you took oath END OF STORY!!! hope you know how to pray well

Three cee: Outline thnks, culd dat b thru dat my b/f am datin 4 ayear nd some months wil keep secrit 4 me? Well let me watch him.

yu really luv him... ...yu wantu catch thief ehn! all d best! dont forget your gun or do you prefer knife?

MRbrownJAY: @OP
if whatever you bring to the bedroom is NOT INTERESTING then i understand why this man would be pinging his friends for entertainment.

i support

MRbrownJAY:
btw: funny that you claim to love a stranger you dont know!

hmm! dont b quick to judge. d dude prolly said watever cos hes got somethng up his sleeve

Flashaldrin: If your guy is anything like me, then i would advise you not to try and confront him, just pack your bag dey go jeje if you no like am.

na only dis part e b like say you wan make small sense! for a guy to hug his bb till 2am every nyt, my dear! you are useless oh..