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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ejine(m): 4:32pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
In Nigerian movies, the ONLY time a girl runs off to vomit, it means she's PREGNANT. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 4:33pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
outline: It gets me more angry than amused though. I mean these things are so obvious! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ejine(m): 4:34pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Ramsey Nouah travels to China and comes back with an American accent. 3 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by shadrach77: 4:37pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
1. when a house is been depicted as a residential house and on the bedsheet you see "gateway hotel, otta" 2. a man bumps into an unknown lady in a supermarket, he falls for the lady and pays her bills, sometimes up to the tune of N100,000 3. when women are begging their husbands for sex 4 a couple are in their room having sex and suddenly another lady bumps in and she's like "what!" 5. a loosened necktie is often indicates an exhausted office worker 6. when a lady says 'darling, i have something to tell you', you always know what she is going to say next is 'i've missed my period' or 'i am pregnant' 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by davida222(m): 4:38pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when u see a guy wildrawing money from an ATM marchine wen pit Edocha thnks back when he wuz in d vilage in 1875. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by opabukun(m): 4:39pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Wen a scene must terminate b4 anoda can begin Wen present scene is about an actor/actress going out & next wl automatically be d actor(ess) arriving his/her destination. Scenes r always ABC.... Wen actor(ess) neva pay for any service eg cab,okada,eatery etc Were d only place to have a date is eatery Wen u c actor going to bed in broad day light & waking up wen camera mistakenly reflects nearest wall clock revealing "1 o'clockâ Wen an unemployed Van Vicker wl stil b clad in customized polo shirt |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by chucky234(m): 4:39pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Laughing,too funny but seriously You should have notice that the movies show for few minutes then 2 years later but ladies still wear same hair styles/wigs Mercy plays a mad woman and eat on a refuse dumping site with TFL or Mr. Biggs take away food pack, wears make-up and nail polish Mercy Johnson plays a 12 year old student with burst and behind of a 30 year old woman Van Vicker is talking to Tonto Dike on a street and you have 200 onlookers watching them When a ghost wears make-up When an actor involved in car accident with cuts and hospitalize for days appear few days later without a single scar When Mercy Johnson cry like a baby yet the tears never affect the red powder and eye shadows on her face Kate Henshaw plays a 16 year old girl with 30 year old voice and wrinkled face ( Helen Paul will do) When the title says Evil Princess, Evil Princess 2, Return of the Evil Princess, Return of the Evil Princess 2 ( always confusing) Evil Princess end up wearing same hair style in Return of Evil Princess When a mother is trying to play with her 6 months old baby but the baby refused to smile instead keep looking at his real mother behind the camera When Jim Iyke is born and grow in Nigeria yet form American ascent When Pat Attah plays a cool or gentleman but wears eye brow pencil and red powder Pastors always adorn over-sized suits or coats rather When a Mr. Ibu and Victor Osuagwu plays 19 years old children with Sam Locco as their father When Aki and Paw Paw plays children and adult with same hair cuts When a man supposedly in Abuja drive on Marina bridge in Lagos when a man is shot point blank and yet no blood pool as you only see a small red wine poured on his shirt, a man come down from his car to rescue him to hospital and there is no single blood stain on the good samarithan THE LIST IS ENDLESS.... 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by davida222(m): 4:42pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Ramsey Nouah is a prince of amadun vilage with an American accent. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Kabikala(m): 4:43pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When someone pours water on the roof to try and produce fake rain! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ivbade: 4:44pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When the grand-mother is younger than her son's last child. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:45pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when they hit their hand on the wall to disappear |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
kool J: i feel u! enjoy the amusement |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Coefficient(m): 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When policemen have mustache When they continue to use Ipaja Palace hotel for several purpose; its a police station, bank, resident, office complex etc When nemesis catches up wt Yinka Quadri as a result of cheating ladies and they change magically to another person to reveal their identity and people around act like its normal 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by norrisman: 4:58pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Funny die! Thank goodness I didnt see this @ work. Dem for sack me today. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by pek(m): 5:00pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When there is no characterization, plot or suspense! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by davida222(m): 5:02pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when ur mother and sisters all gather in the parlour in the front sit. watching the tv with raper on |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by not2long(m): 5:03pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when you see flashback of 25 years and you see someone driving a range rover sport behind or see someone wearing rooney's jersey no 10 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ZEN(m): 5:03pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When the gateman is an hausaman and the housegirl/Houseboy calabar/akwaibom.some will say truelife reflection.(No insult intended).(Baffling I heard someone say) When the Amaka's are directors,Producers,actors and stuntmen.(Classic I heard someone say) When the video is shot with a camcoder.(Apalling I heard someone say). When u knw the end from the begining(Divine I heard someone say). When they call themselves Nollywood(copy cat I heard someone say) |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Montalo(m): 5:03pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
::Andrew:::hahahahaha!! Una don kil me 4 hia o! Seriosly 9ja movies whack die..No innovations, no concepts...Gbuurrr!! Gotta puke plz. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by lepasharon(f): 5:03pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Nice thread |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by not2long(m): 5:06pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when u see someone surviving a close range bullet to the head or chest |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by 4shizzle(f): 5:08pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Lwkmd...so funny and so true. When it is raining in front of the camera but dry in the background When the actor narrating scenes form the past (flashback) show scenes he wasn't present in When the childeren look older than their parents When old age is depicted by putting powder on eyebrow and hair. When only upcoming actresses are used in make out scenes. When the sound track tells the whole story When the actress wakes up with make up on. When cartoon-like fire is used in burning buildings or cars .... |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 5:08pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Someone is caught pants down by partner cheating and the next word that comes out of his or her mouth will be "It is not what you think, I can explain!" 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by prettiest1(f): 5:12pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a wealthy and only son returned to the village only to be kill by the uncle when a widow in the village is warned by the brother-inlaw never to enter her husband's farm cos it belongs to him when Ekaete is always a house mate and Okon a gate keeper when mr. Nkem owo will be using a broom stick to raise his eyelashes so that he won't sleep when he is a security man. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by silvernus0: 5:14pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
a camera zooms to a persons face and you know its flash back always the same in all of them |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by swtdarling(f): 5:14pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
wen the moon is shown to signify nite time. When there's always a beach scene where d male pursues the female wen there is always juice n chicken in the sitting room,dt is never touched wen the small kids re always talking like programmed robots wit glances at pple behind the scene wen a person who faints doesn't land directly on d floor.its either there's someone at the back of the person or there's a couch there. Wen actresses sit at d edge of d pool.n never swim wen the most expensive tin ever broken or shattered is a crate of egg. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 5:16pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When nonso diobe is having the same hair cut and shirt after 20 yrs, when a son is 2 years younger than the mum, When Herbalist is wearing a NIKE canvass or Brazilian hair if its a lady |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by hane(m): 5:16pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a mother is trying to play with her 6 months old baby but the baby refused to smile instead keep looking at his real mother behind the camera |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by juventino: 5:20pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When you see someone that has spent 10 years in prison with well carved bears, nice haircut and polished skin |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by davida222(m): 5:23pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
AND THE LIST GOS ON AND ON, Its just endless ha 9ja. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ejine(m): 5:23pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
The images below are screenshots from powerful (Yoruba speaking) Nollywood movies I also saw Chei! Naija no dey carry last 2 Likes
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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ninilowo(m): 5:24pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
lover must go shopping lovers must go to eatry or park to play love illicit lovers dont lock door before the act and the real wife or husband get them in the act. |
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