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Good day,all. Please help a brother out. I hav a c class mercedez benz,6 cylinders that is really causing me heart ace. I parked it for a long time and now i want to fix it but it has refused to fire up. If u try moving fast,the engine will be shouting but the car wont run. I have changed the fuel pump all to no avail. Please,what do i do??[color=#990000][/color]

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I am currently facing the same issues with my family but I will stand my ground. My mum is just making trouble for everybody. Because the girl I intend to marry is not serving her like a slave, she doesn't qualify to be married. she's gotten away with behaviour such as this for far too long but in my tenure, she go learn lessons. I don't care if I am isolated from my family after all they don't feed me. it should be noted that I have dated this girl for 10yr now and somebody is telling rubbish because her papa no be dangote abi? na me and them, make we see as e go be. And for people who are saying God forbid they marry without their parents consent are nothing but over pampered kids!!

EllySteve:
wow. Ayam so inspired

Akuko.

guy u no go kill me with laughter!!!!!

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Onyejekwev@gmail.com

Still can't believe this guy is gone. This guy surely stepped on so many toes. Back in my under g days,the guy was dreaded. Could remember the day he came to arrest one guy at jives,it was brutal. Rest on,casa.

blesseenE:
Hello,
Thank you very much for your recent application to Access Bank Entry Level Training Program
We are pleased to inform you that you have been shortlisted for the next stage –Aptitude Test.
You have been provided with some practice questions in order to prepare you for the test. These practice tests are available below.
Please note that you have been scheduled to write the test on:
Date: November 8, 2014
Time: 8:30am
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Kind Regards

Some practice questions were attached. Please how long do their recruitment process last? Lets share ideas and materials....

Bro,please,how do I apply??

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jrusky:
Young man are you mad Your younger sister beaten up your mum and you are asking what to do? For real are you mad So if it's gf that beat up your mum.you will be here asking what to do Definitely I guess you must be those a r s e holes like bobrasky or madrisky male in female flesh idiot if not I can understand you be a real man standing and your younger sister beaten up your own mum that gave birth to you and you can't beat her mercilessly and damage her hands
Young man you are a fool I don't pray to have a child like you. God forbid.

people,jumping to very stupid conclusions. Guy,the girl in question don blend abd the brother na jew man. Does that mean anything to u at all?? With the snap of her finger and being a woman,she can maim her brother for life. I was a solid BB(I can shoot,I can stab) if u know what I mean,you'd know that its not always wise to resort to violence. If u were my elder brother and u no blend and u got in my way,guy e don red for u be that. I suggest I he applies soft power.

Bro,I will advice u to apply caution. Back in my university days,I was a solid bb. My elder brother got in my way and my guys gave him a mark he'd go to the grave with. Man-handling this sister of yours could spell disaster for u. Force and violence will not achieve anything now,she will only get worse. Call her,sit her down and talk to her,highlighting the consequences of her actions and where it would lead her to.

SalamRushdie:
Most of those War college exchange programs are typically ceremonial and attendance driven..Nobody goes for those courses and fails ..The US armyvis not concerned as long as you are not being enlisted into theor own army

"As long as u are not being enlisted in to their own army". Guy u no fit kill me,I dey tell u!!! Lol!!!!!!

Abeg,all the bros that are here,how do u people get or see these job openings? I am hopelessly unemployed and this is exactly one year since I concluded Nysc.

Ece 451 control. O boy I went to lectures for complete 3 month but menh! That course no gree enter, after the exam which was an open book exam,on my way out,I picked as much note books and textbooks as I could. Cos I knew it was an automatic carry over. Final year result show,I nak am c!!! O boy see miracle!

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Deparagon16:
my dear it's only God that will help Nigeria...imagine back there in Philippines.. I work as an ordinary office accountant.. I was paid 16pesos weekly..... my daily allowance was 1500php. which is over 15thausand here.....i now come to realize why corruption will not stop in this country... because u spend alot going to school... after then no job... sometimes job u have can't even carry your expenses....... I will say for Nigeria salary earners are going no way.... yahoo Boys blow in this country... damn!

hello bro,I'd love to live and work in philippines,is there a way u can help me achieve this? Please get in touch.

Onyejekwev@gmail.Com

sarrki:
In All things we are at the bottom
But baba will fix it
Baba is on rescue mission

This guy must be a government agent

Hi,please where's the company located? I know java,python,html and css. am I eligible to apply??

Nobody is going to brand them terrorists now!!

[color=#990000][/color]onyejekwev@gmail.com

[color=#990000]Good day people. My problem is this; I graduated in 2014,done with nysc. I can write programs with java,javascript,python and html and css. I have no real practical experience but I know these languages thoroughly as well as the ability to learn any object oriented programming language within weeks. All I need is an internship position in any organization, to turn into a world class programmer. Please give productive suggestions and advice as to how to move forward because I have not really been in a good place . Thank u so very much,people.

wrongchoice:
COURTSHIP DAYS AND MY HATRED FOR WOMEN BEATERS
During our courtship days I have always reiterated my stand on men that do beat their wife. I was of the opinion that they are not lesser than a beast.
She is very quiet, she hardly finishes her words, and she was full of smile that my grandma named her “smiling smiling girl”. My family members were thanking God for me because of her gentle nature. She doesn’t have friends, she goes to church regularly. I went for her because I have seen a lot of unhappy homes and by all means I wanted to avoid such situation. Before her, I had seen many girls that I love and they equally love me too. I leave them immediately I see a sign of anger in them. So, I told her that all I wanted in my life was happiness and I will make sure I keep the home together and going smoothly in as much that happens.
She has her trust issues which I thought they were necessary and not out of control (that was my greatest mistake), but aggressiveness and hatred ,I never had that thought a bit. She didn’t even look it.

MY FIRST SHOCKER
After the introduction, she was eager for the wedding despite the fact that I hardly got employed in a small firm barely a year. We fixed the date and arrangements were going.
3 days before the wedding , I told my wife to-be that one of my friends promised to bring event ;ushers for our wedding just to add glamour to the day, she didn’t allow me to finish when she started shouting on top of her voice and with this kind of never seen before aggressiveness. I never saw such red eyes before in 2 years of our courtship and over 6 years as friends. She said my friends and I were bringing oloshos to sleep with for bash eve which I never even plan to have. Her argument wasn’t a concern but I never see her reacted that way. I cried and I knew I was in for a big trouble.

THE REAL SHOW

Fast forward to after wedding. To my surprise, before any argument she would hit me, sometimes slap just less than 2 months in the marriage. I discovered she has the strength of 3 men. We are talking about a lady that never misses any church program as a youth and when we moved to our new area , she became more popular than myself in the church. This went on for a while coupled with terrible issues that I would be taken one after the other.

THE DAY OF LESSON
There was this afternoon that an argument ensue base on (what I will share latter) , she took out knife, I collected it from her, she brought out fork I collected it from her, she resulted to my belt and she started beating me with it ,I didn’t even struggle with her just like before. She took her shoe hitting it on my head ,I didn’t even move, I wasn’t even angry self. She bite me on my shoulder and thumb which nearly had that finger off if not for quick medical attention. At this point a question flashed through my mind, “would this be how my live would be going?”. This woman may even ask me to lay flat to receive some lashes if I didn’t make attempt to stop her. I concluded that I have to do something. Then without any iota of anger in me. I raised my hand up and gave her 2 thunderous slaps across her face. She opened her mouth for complete 5 minutes she couldn’t close it. I knew she would be thinking she has over stepped her boundary. She started shouting that I have killed her and all sorts. People that never had me speak in that street for good one year I stayed their plus close to a year she has spent with me were aghast. Since that day many things changed for the worse. Though she stopped hitting me after that, except sometimes when she would push me against the wall and i get some bruises.
I later travelled home and my siblings were asking me if my hands were tied to my back while a woman was inflicting all these injuries on my body. They saw both the fresh ones and the old bruises. It was a very big issue that families, church members had to intervene. I can tell you since that day things had never remain the same again. It was the beginning of trouble and unhappy home.

My question is this? If you were in my position what would you have done differently?


you can check the previous post here
https://www.nairaland.com/4126638/how-wife-been-terrorizing-me

Bro,I am in a similar situation but I can't go into details now. Just like u,I use to have this impression that men who beat up their wives are worse than animals but bro, the truth is that these women can drive u to point of madness. They can be so stupid and unreasonable. I have repeatedly warned my girl friend that my red line is raising voices and creating scenes in my flat but she has done worse than these. Right now,I don't stay in my house anymore,I rented a self con somewhere I always retire any time her madness starts. Na she dey beg make I come most times. Some even said I rented a room where I take girls to,but mennn,I don't care. Let them say!!

jamesunum:
Please i need a java programmer to work with on a project in Abuja, money involved, please contact me as soon as you can on
zero nine zero three three one zero one eight six seven.

onyejekwev@gmail.com or 08035442507. Those are my contacts,get in touch let's talk.

Node js and django. Onyejekwev@gmail.com

WhiZTiM:
Hi there,

nHub Nigeria is currently accepting applications for it's 2018 Fellowship programme. The fellowship programme is actually a boot-camp to groom Software Developers. The current goal is to propel participants to be good Software Developers with strong focus on problem solving.

No, there's no guarantee you would be a "World class" Software Engineer solely by the training provided. You would need a lot of hard work and resilience to get there.


Currently, the programme covers you on Modern Web Development, and Mobile Apps:

- JavaScript on NodeJS;
- PHP, using Laravel;
- Java and Kotlin, on Android;

(Though, in the first month, C++ may be used for algorithm classes, not to worry, you will be taught)
The emphasis is on scalable micro-services based architecture, rather than the usual monolithic architecture.

COST:
- Training cost is incurred by nHub; Hence you pay nothing to nHub.
- Training is onsite; You will be responsible for your living costs in Jos, Plateau State, Nigeria (nHub can help you look for a studio apartment)
- You will need to put in a lot of efforts, its pretty intense.
- Your time, several hundreds of hours of your life.

BENEFITS:
- Learn a lot of Data Structures Algorithms which will be useful for your career and useful for interviewing at companies of your choice
- Get placements in companies within and outside Nigeria; Get handsomely paid for your work; (nHub already has requests for such "contractor" developers)
- Complete access to work on any project being handled by the hub; even from the second week, stupid mistakes are very welcomed!
- Get tutored live in the industry
- Tours, travels, fun, partying, gaming; we don't like people to be overly stern here.

WHAT TO EXPECT:
- Most parts of the first month is language agnostic; but will have strong focus on developing basic problem solving skills; and learning Computer Architecture; This includes stuffs like how Filesystems work, TCP/IP stack and a lot more.
- From, the second month, you will hit the ground running... Every participant will be placed on multiple and concurrent live projects, and be mentored all the way.
- Algorithm classes will continue throughout the fellowship programme.
- Travels, tours, games, contests
- Teaching approach is very practical. nHub management was pleased to see the 2017 fellowship participants being taught sorting algorithms with Decks of Whot cards on the conference table...

APPLICATION DEADLINE: 30th September, 2017. (If you are unable to apply before then, please let me know on this Nairaland thread)
APPLY HERE: http://nhubnigeria.com/fellowship/

I currently work for nHub Nigeria; If you have questions, please ask.

Regards,
Timothy

good day,I am interested in this opportunity. I wasn't able to apply because I saw the post late. I can write programs with java,javascript,python,html and css. Onyejekwev@gmail.com,08035442507 or 0907496651. I hope you'd get back to me soon,thank u.

WhiZTiM:
Hi there,

nHub Nigeria is currently accepting applications for it's 2018 Fellowship programme. The fellowship programme is actually a boot-camp to groom Software Developers. The current goal is to propel participants to be good Software Developers with strong focus on problem solving.

No, there's no guarantee you would be a "World class" Software Engineer solely by the training provided. You would need a lot of hard work and resilience to get there.


Currently, the programme covers you on Modern Web Development, and Mobile Apps:

- JavaScript on NodeJS;
- PHP, using Laravel;
- Java and Kotlin, on Android;

(Though, in the first month, C++ may be used for algorithm classes, not to worry, you will be taught)
The emphasis is on scalable micro-services based architecture, rather than the usual monolithic architecture.

COST:
- Training cost is incurred by nHub; Hence you pay nothing to nHub.
- Training is onsite; You will be responsible for your living costs in Jos, Plateau State, Nigeria (nHub can help you look for a studio apartment)
- You will need to put in a lot of efforts, its pretty intense.
- Your time, several hundreds of hours of your life.

BENEFITS:
- Learn a lot of Data Structures Algorithms which will be useful for your career and useful for interviewing at companies of your choice
- Get placements in companies within and outside Nigeria; Get handsomely paid for your work; (nHub already has requests for such "contractor" developers)
- Complete access to work on any project being handled by the hub; even from the second week, stupid mistakes are very welcomed!
- Get tutored live in the industry
- Tours, travels, fun, partying, gaming; we don't like people to be overly stern here.

WHAT TO EXPECT:
- Most parts of the first month is language agnostic; but will have strong focus on developing basic problem solving skills; and learning Computer Architecture; This includes stuffs like how Filesystems work, TCP/IP stack and a lot more.
- From, the second month, you will hit the ground running... Every participant will be placed on multiple and concurrent live projects, and be mentored all the way.
- Algorithm classes will continue throughout the fellowship programme.
- Travels, tours, games, contests
- Teaching approach is very practical. nHub management was pleased to see the 2017 fellowship participants being taught sorting algorithms with Decks of Whot cards on the conference table...

APPLICATION DEADLINE: 30th September, 2017. (If you are unable to apply before then, please let me know on this Nairaland thread)
APPLY HERE: http://nhubnigeria.com/fellowship/

I currently work for nHub Nigeria; If you have questions, please ask.

Regards,
Timothy

Good morning bro,I was unable to apply for this program because I saw it late. I can assure u,I am an absolutely good candidate for this program I have a B.ENG in electronic Engineering. I can write programs with java,python,javascript,html and css. All I need is an exposure. Here is my email : onyejekwev@gmail.com. 08035442507 or 09074966751. I hope you'd get back to me as soon as possible,thank u.

09074966751 please add me,thank u.

scovic11:
Photography

o boy u no go kill me!

Contact : 08035442507