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4reigningqueen: crayfish

i almost ate a cocroach in beans just because it looked a crayfish so now i patiently remove everything tha has antanea and legs with a redish colour.

i'm allergic to crayfish too. Wen i was about 14, mom bought one bag of crayfish and tuck it away. . . And man was hungry. . So i began to gobble those creatures. . Fifteen minutes later.. .

I was vomiting. . . Seriously.

Now wen i see any food with crayfish in it, i feel like throwing up

bknight: Okro soup is irritating! The smell, d sight, d slimy thing!

I can't imagine ppl warming dat slimy yuck for days

what? ! How dare you insult my favorite soup?

@ i hate Eko and

custard. . Whenever i was broke in uni, na custard man dey drink o. Now i just hate it

^ ^ wat are you talking about bro? For now, as far as you're still a corper, job search is a waste of time. Most employers won't want to take u coz you're already posted somewhere and even if they employ u, the pay no go pass 10k.

Better drop khaki first before u begin think about vacancies. . . Otherwise, you're wasting ya time

For me, i don run from council. I only go there on thursdays to sign attendance register and sign my file 4 C.D

Now working as a computer operator typing all manners of documents. The pay is piss poor. . As a corper, u can hardly find supplementary work that pay more than 10k except u're a doc.

Make june come sharp sharp. Nysc is a bleeping waste of time.

Its no use ajuwayaing.

Mr. Fineboy

ujchief: welcome to Nysc. Mine is also a local govt council, i dont border goin to work, i do c.d.s once in 2wks, then my monthly clearance. Fortunately for me, i have a work i'm doin, so i did sort my way in camp to land at the local govt council.
I'd advice u to get down to find something else doin, else u'll open ur brain after one yr to find out that it has rusted, and filled wit cobwebs.

bros, i hail o. I thought i was the only one in dat kind of situation in d house.

I complained to the HOD and he gave me approval 2 look 4 work outside. I just have to go and sign attendance register once a wk and do clearance.

I'm extempted from CD (CD no make sense to me sef)
i'm currently job hunting between awka and asaba. Hope i no run down my allowee before month end coz i'm tryin to save.

@ big house: allowee don show on monday. Holy Ghost faya never fails >

Seriously, i don't know whether my ppa is a blessing or a mishap.

I'm posted to a local govt council. . Social welfare dept. . Eh eh. . Now try 2 picture this.
You go to council @ 8:30 and meet d gates locked. . . Wait till 10:00 am before one man show. . open gate. . sign attendance register . . and waka.

By 11:00- 12:00am, every where is full of women in various shapes. . Some fine, some big, some amoeba. . Some with crutches. . . and plenty people doing sign language. Gisting and gossip dey plenty.

Then somebody excuse. . and somebody excuse. . . By 2:00pm everywhere is=> empty.

I spend days doing nothing. . I can't waste one year of my life like this. . . I don turn 'clearance corper' o.
If anyone get job make e holla. .

Mr Fineboy

Anambra. .
Anambracadabra. .
Where is my alert?
Nysc or Diamond bank. .
Na only N500 remain 4 wallet o o. .

Holy ghost faya. . . (MFM prayer mode activated. .

Mr Fineboy

hello.
my Nokia E66 slide has poor battery management. if i attempt to use internet without charging it same time, it'll go off. the battery doesn't last long after being fully charged. I don't think the battery is d problem coz I bought it recently. someone adviced me to change d I.c (ice or watever dey call it). do u think d I.c is d problem and How much will it cost to change it?

thanks

NCCF anambra state house

hello. Pls i need unlock code o. Version 4.15
Serial No: 352943027077929

Thanks

non capax: Its sharking me....its sharking me! I really miss NCCF anambra. Btw family house has been completed and dedicated.

NCCF anambra state house. . . Currently staying there. I strongly agree wit someone who spoke against division of d church. Its not good.

Am presently on leave and'll upload d pìx of d state house wen i resume on wednesday. Network dey bad 4 dat side o. . I swaar

Idowuogbo: Woo hoo!

6 is a lucky number.

na lie. 7 is the lucky number

babyzze: am october 7th, hi mates

me too. October 7th

Nysc anambra camp is cool. We've been paid bike allowance and d food is ok. . . We were served rice and chicken 4 dinner yesterday afternoon. D soldiers are ok, not too strict and not too harsh. They paraded 4 us this afternoon to give example on how to march. . . Mehn their performance was precise.

i'll be in camp on tuesday. Hop 2 meet u.

who knows route from Onitsha to oyi LGA? I plan to hit camp on tuesday.

rolex247: Anambra here we come, connect via pin 2144f116, let's make it rock

^

naijaobi, oya mark am. How many i get right?

naijaobi: [b]Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
1) That's not right ........................ ....Sum Ting
Wong. . . Something wrong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu
Hai Ding. . Who are you hiding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao. . . . Come here now
4) Stupid Man.................................. .Dum Fuk. . . Dumb fu(k
5) Small Horse................................. Tai Ni Po Ni. . . I no get this one o
6) Did you go to the beach? ...............Wai Yu
So Tan. . . Why are u so tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ......... ..Ai
Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni. . . I bang my fa(king knee
I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu
Fat. . Ur Chin is too fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... ..Wao So
Dim. . . Its so dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........ ..Wai
Yu Mun Ching?. . . Why are you munching?
11) This is a tow away zone ............... No Pah
King. . No parking
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next
week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?. . . Why you come na?
13) Staying out of sight .......................Lei Ying
Lo. . . Laying low
14) He's cleaning his automobile .........Wa
Shing Ka. . . Washing car
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu
Stin Ki Pu. . You stinking poo
16) Great .......................................... Fa Kin Su Pah. . . Fu(king super [/b]

gboyex: Am posted to anambra oh, pls let's meet and know what to expect, find me on facebook with my username gboyexlam. Or gboyega2k4@yahoo.co.uk

i no know how to find person on facebook wit username only o

Anambra. . . Anambra. . . Anambracadabra

oyi LGA, i dey come

Mr Fineboy

[quote author=Ms_Steph]I heard dere is a village in cross river were dey eat foreigners[/quote]

chokolee, u have my condolence. .
Mr fineboy

ANAMBRA. . . I am posted to Anambracadabra. . . . Anyone wit me. . Oyi LGA, i dey come o.

Mr Fineboy

Good evening to everyone in the house,

I see Some people dey give themselves high blood pressure coz of ordinary letter. Abeg make una coolu temper. Whether we like it, whether we don't, july 28th will come and go. Na softly softly person dey drink hot pepper soup.

Cheers
Mr Fineboy

*yawns* i feel like hanging anitank's phone again. . .

Cabme: na liar posting jst start 2day

no mind am

is it not next week that call up letters'll be ready?

^ abi o

count sparrow: it happened sometime ago, wen I was in secondary skool.. Me and my guys just finished swimming, next thing we say was a sanitary pad floating in d pool... Ewelewo!!! See as boys dey pour spit...

^ u wan scatter my head wit laugh abi? God no go gree

Chokolee: come, bros..wer u comot frm na...u we 4 like hear abt u b4 u put ya picture na..sheyu get

u no know me? I'v been following the thread since the first one was started. I don't post much comments sha. . All d idle talks una de yarn 4 here about one skycarper house no dey interest me. . . ,

Anyway, i'm stev. . Novena university grad. . Pleased to meet u