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Referee, oya blow d final whistle before i break ur head. . .

Chelsea firewall. . .

Chelsea firewall. . .

GREEN COLOR FONT? Mr Seun, you wan spoil my eyes ni?

Leave nairaland as it is jor! Who send u message? You may remove d signatures, ok. Don't put any useless avatar. Na avatar i come look for nairaland abi d messages/news? Like someone said, replies/new posts notification should be on our homepage just as in facebook: "so so and so commented on so so thread" and d notifications should be delete-able. That's better than sending thousands of email notifications to my mailbox.

And u better leave NUMBER OF POSTS coz it is what keeps many users on NL just as d desire 2 increase 2go stars keep many people chatting on 2go.

As 4 chat interface or whatever it is called, its a good idea but it should only be available to those who hav attained a certain number of posts/stars.

We are not complaining about the smileys, are we? One of the reasons why i joined nairaland was because or the smileys. They never cease to amuse me_ particularly that shocked and angry ones. They are simple, yet pass the message accoss.

Finally mr. Seun if u apply 2 much changes 2 NL, i go die o. You no go see me again.

Pastor Natasha, are there treasures in the heart? Or did u mean 'treasures of the mind'?
And can u kindly giv examples of these hearty treasures that make some peeps talk so much every time pls?

@ booqee: i thought its only studio that used to ask where is the joke- or are you studio's sister?

@ Mikuz: Good day bro, how is my infatuator, Efemena?

I just wonder how some people manage to talk for over 3 hours straight. You dare not offend such people or they'll talk till you begin to cry. From where do they get those million words they talk from? Does anyone hav a clue?

Funny thread. Brought back old memories

The local govt elections in Delta state is supposed to have been been conducted last year after the incubent Chairmen's tenure expired in june 2011 and the state government appointed caretakers to take over d administration of the LG. But 7 months after, Local Govt elections are yet to be conducted and no timetable released.
Why doesn't d state govt want to conduct d election? The chief reason is because of the local govt allocations. The state govt is not releasing the allocations fully. They just release peanuts to caretakers and pocket the rest. As a result, the LGs can't initiate any meaningful projects.
Deltan, let us come together to compel the state govt to conduct a local govt elections within the next two months and stop the wanton looting and impoverishment of our dear state.

No replies? Aha. Where have all the posters in this section gone to or una no like the topic?

I wonder if i'm the only person who has noticed this- so many people died this year and i don't know why. In case you want names, here a few: steve jobs, sunday bada, sam loco & other nollywood artistes, mc loph, odumegwu ojukwu, sen. Fred brume, alex ibru, edwin clark's daughter, el rufai's daughter, 1 super eagles defender who died in greece- adeleye, etc.
In the news, we often read about over 10 people dead in a road accidents, add the number of people killed by boko haram bombs, election violence, etc to it. The figure is unusually high this year.
In my extended family, 6 loved ones passed all sudenly. Its not like any other year i'v passed thru. In addition, the economic situation is particularly rough this year.Why is this so? Does it have any religious or mystical significance?
In numerology, the number 11 (year 2011) is said to be a bad number as in sept 11 terrorist attack on d u.s. Even the world trade center towers that were hit were side by side as in number 11.
Can someone shed more light on these pls? Thanks

I vote fa mai dia brothar, friyend, pastor, and oga. . .
El Guapo!
El Guapo Sam Bobo!
El Guapo el espania!

The reason why i am voting for El Guapo are as below:
1. He is always cheerful unlike the other kontest_ants who can be quit rude. If one post a good joke, El Guapo would thumb up, Studio wil ask 'where is the joke?', while jackpot will just talk bullpoo like 'make you de lick your speaker' X3.

2. El Guapo the highest number of jokes thread in this section while studio and jackpot go just de comment.

3. El Guapo is a ladies man. . . I mean, he respects d ladies and the ladies respect him. The same cannot be said of studia and co who like to yab and diss ladies. . .

Wait i wan go piss. I de come back

Hello! Does anyone here have info on d upcoming delta state local government elections? When will the guidelines be released and when will d primaries take place?
Sincere answers only pls. I don't want unsolicted criticisms or yabis on d thread abeg. Thanks

Jackpot! Bright! Make una stop those derogatory talks jor! Its offensive 2 my ears

:d

Donlittle:
hell fire

me too. I dread dat place o o

^^ That's like acting a horror film

Sharp Sharp Bobo!

*sings*
Santiago!
Santiago!!
Santiago!!!
How many times i call you?
No use indecent images scatter my head o
Make you no use oproko photo scatter my head o
Laughter wan scatter my head o o o . . .

To draw ur bustline i guess. . .

Jokingmary, come answer 4 urself o

I started growing my nails <the first, index, and small fingers> about 6yrs ago. I can't remember why but maybe its coz they make my hands look fine.

On what i use d nails to do, well, they're very useful when u want to pick up little things, scrape some objects like recharge card, and like someone said, its sometime used to sensationalise ladies laps/legs.

But d thing i don't understand is: how do u finger d labial honeypot with d nails? I do dat wit middle and fingers which i always keep short Doesn't d nails hurt the sisi?
Looks like i'm missing something. Can someone describe 'how to finger d honeypot wit long nails' pls pls pls

Nigerians sef. In 10yrs time, this car would be worth over 5m coz it'll be scarce to find. . . Just like classic cars are now so expensive

¤adjust knicker¤

This early morning stiffness again?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Owen find me latest Cheat abeg, the OperaMini for ma Nokia 3310 no dey browse again!![/color]

u wan use am abi u wan send am 2 person 4 naija coz i no see how d cheat go work for santiago. Anyway, check ya fb. I don post 'something' for there

this cheat fast so? eMpTyheN don suffer

^^
wetin e do you? He thief ya kponmo?

^^ Hmmm. . That's serious. Seun's gotta lottov brainztorming ta do then. Maybe itz becorz peopul are more hungiri for news thatz why de vizit vanguard more. Anyway, i wish him good luck

ARareGem:
Dreadful! I thought you were speaking hebrew

is that so? Thank you for ur honest opinion. Many people have to me lies.

I like honest people. . . people like you coz honest people are like ARareGem

*sings*
Yebariba sontiwa
Baba pupa suntewi
Yebariba samtigo
Yebariba solara
El Guapo is et Sam Bobo
Yebariba solara!

Yebariba o
Yebaribaba o
Yebariba Sam Bobo
Yebariba swaggar swaggar!
*stops singing*

hey guys, how's my spanish?

*** sings ***
Spring from my heart love
Godly Love
Together with compassion
So i may look my infatuator
Compassion spring
And flow, from my heart
To make the Efe Omena cheerful
Beautiful, lovely!

Spring fro my heart love,
From me, to you
Heaven's gift to me
I love you so dearly