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zulk12: chelsea fans are touts & rogues...#sori bt dats d simple truth

Temistatics 007: @alhaji,in my opinion,you are not here to seek people's opinions,but for sympathy,reason is(you have made up your mind on what to do
Pertaining to the driver,so if alhaji says that you should put your hand in fire,you would abi? 5 lights were on,car was overheating,you stil had the mind to drive it to IBAFO from berger,25 minutes drive,in an express wayi,he needs to be sacked

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]E Go Better Broda -- Jxt Believe [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Always Adviced U to be Wary of Warry Gurlz {Em Be Hustlers} But U know Hear Na -- Love Enta Ya Eye abi na Ear Sef [/color]

Idowuogbo: Na wa o! Agberos don take over

Efe liv family section o! Heluuuuup me

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Another Ghanian? U Sef Wan Make i Run [/color]

Dimples 316: LOL at topic. I think men loot more than women,because there's more pressure on the male folk in our society to build and own a house, drive a great car, etc etc.

Women are emotional creatures so somewhere at the back of their minds they get pricked by their conscience, get emotional (could be guilt, remorse, fear) about their wrong doing and may not go overboard. But men, its about egos left, right, centre and their greed knows no bounds.

Besides when you count the number of Patricia Etteh's (corrupt women)we have, there are more Dimeji Bankoles (corrupt men)out there. All those in favour say I

El Guapo: It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student Mensah, A Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's universities. The Lecturer said, 'let's begin by reviewing some Nigeria history.' The Lecturer asked who said, 'i shall return to die in the land of my fathers?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up.Mensah replied: 'King Jaja of Opobo, 1875' 'very good!' said lecturer. Then she asked again, who said,'The land use act will feed the nation?' Again, no response except from Mensah: 'Obasanjo, 1976.' The Lecturer snapped at the class; 'class, u should be ashamed. Mensah, who is new to our Country, knows more about its history than u do.' The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: 'Ghana must go' 'who said that?' she demanded,
Mensah put his hand up, 'Buhari 1984.' At that point, a student in d back scornfully said; 'Hmmm, u think u are smart?'The Lecturer glared and asked; 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Mensah said, 'Babangida to Abiola, 1992.' Now furious, another student yelled; 'Oh yeah! Eat this!' Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to d Lecturer, 'Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1992' Now, with almost mob hysteria, some1 said; 'U little shit. If u say anything else, I'll kill u.' Mensah frantically yelled at d top of his voice 'Chris Uba to
Ngige, 2004!' The Lecturer fainted, and as d class gathered around her on the floor, some1 said; 'Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!' Mensah whispered; 'Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007' Some1 angrily said; 'Dont
answer him, he is a fool' Mensah smiled and replied; 'Obansanjo to IBB, 2011' -- all d students ran away

El Guapo: [size=15pt]
Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Modape Pakurumo Sir
Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo
Sir
Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir
Officer: What Is Your
Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass
Officer: So why do you need a
job?
Candidate: M P sir
Officer: Meaning?
Candidate: Money problem sir
Officer: What's your
personality?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: Would you explain
yourself
and stop wasting my time?
Candidate: Monacrotic
personality
Officer: I see. I will get back to
you
Candidate: So sir, how's my MP?
Officer: And what's that again?
Candidate: My performance
Officer: MP!!
Candidate: Meaning?
Officer: Mental Problem. [/size]

El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]Uncle Bin Long [/color]

shymmex: [s][/s]

You're anioma Igbo for crying out loud - and your land is as barren as sahara desert..

Your part of delta state don't produce anything - and you guys are as parasitic as the Northerners.

The oil in Delta state belongs to the Itsekiris, Ilajes, and Ijaws - stop claiming what you don't have...

pally212: Novena university barba lodge is of standard.

Henry40: Shut up Cech and Terry!! You have the guts to say the ball didn't cross the line?? I really hope Munich wins you guys under the same set of circumstances!!

Havilah93: i don talk am say dis bosingwa na goat..........

hubreality: it's just 67mins