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boring day. . .  I barely have time 4 myself. . .

@ idowuogbo:       na me u de call kolo? You be 'fali werepe'.

I get plenty work do o jare. I no get time to 'perambulate'

@ Efe- Omena:    if u insist on black and grey roses, i'll get em for you anyway. Black is beautiful.

*logs off and continue editing manuscript*

Dear idowuogbo:

why e be say na only negative vocabulary de emanate from your 'megaphone'? Wetin i do 4 u wey de make u wish me 'wheel chair'?
Go check my profile. Do i look like person wey trailer jam?

No corrupt my infatuator wit your 'ojuelegba grammar' like you did El Guapo o. Otherwise. . .
 
Please Practice speaking positive words. It'll do you a lot of good.

Yours sincerely

Mr Oweniwe

cheers!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8658040#msg8658040 date=1309902037]ehen? & where've you been all this while?

er. . .actually make sure there are red roses in there - no. . .red is too easy. I'm not an easy girl <u suppose know that by now>

I'd like the bouquet of flowers to be: Black, brown, grey and green roses.

Find those for me - paste the pictures here and you're forgiven 

but remember this: This first person to send me those flowers - I go give am all of the bank cards - so beware  [/quote]i can't buy you black flowers o. are you doing funeral ni?

El Guapo, considering the rate at which you gossip nowadays, i wonder if Lady Gaga is ur mother.

What is wrong with if i buy a car 4 Efe or Efe buys 4 me?

I guess you're jealous coz its only boxers that yinkalink buys 4 u

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8651988#msg8651988 date=1309848549]

don't bother coming back home tonight!

**snatches the porsche car keys, his Apple iPhone and Bank cards from him. . .

easy come - easy go!!!** [/quote]why you take a simple gesture to the extreme na? I'm a good man. I'm a good samaritan.  I can't close my heart to people (your close friend 4 dat matter)  who are in pain. If you were in chi chi's shoes, i'll do d same 4 u. Ernh?! Try Be a good 'partner'. Sweetie.

Oya gimme d car remote. You can keep the iphone. I'll buy another one coz i loff u so much. But why u come collect d bank card too? The money i gave u 4 house keeping allowance don finish ni?     

anyway, we'll discuss that later. I'm coming home 2night at 7:30 with a big bouquet of flowers 4 u 

^^

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8650486#msg8650486 date=1309814078]

I hope u dint injure him badly. But gossshhh dat slap was hot [/quote]sorry dear. Come make i help you massage your cheeks

isoko vrendoo

El Guapo:
Good for you, at least we've got Studio to compliment you

what has studio gotta do wit Mobinga?

And how many times do i have to tell you to mind ur own business? If i do farm economics, kini big deal? Abi you want me to call you oblongata again?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8641101#msg8641101 date=1309705345]*** Just strolling by. . .***[/quote]haba! You no de teach home economics again?

^^

Its not insult. I'm a good friend who always tell d truth- no matter d situation.
But, oh my dear, i don't why most people find truth so bitter. Some relationships hav turned sour so i told d truth to close ones who often think i don't wish them well.
But i just thank God that at d end of d day, they always come back to me to say 'sorry' i left u.
I'm talking from my heart. Please if there is any lie in my former posts, tell me. I'll apologize ASAP.
Cheers

El Guapo:
Chizoba am hungry

El Guapo:
A Way

if u get girlfriend, why don't u go coo her that your stomach worms are at war instead of troubling Chi-Chi? Abi your girlfriend don't know how to perform "kitchen chemistry"?

El Guapo:
You are here now abi? When that cobbler Oweniwe impregnate u n run to Village, your eyes go den open

Amebo! Oblongata! When you made Yinkalink pregnant with triplets. . . what are the babies names sef. . . I remember :- El Error, El Guava, El Mango. shey i complain? Why u come de pour sand for my Jollof rice? Warn yourself o.

^^ wetin de do this man sef? Every time na 'drives towards bar in ma escalade' e de shakara 4 here. Na escalade go wet my throat? Be careful before i burst ya tire [quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8635801#msg8635801 date=1309615027]Lol! e nor hard - I fit tish you naw. . . [/quote]why u no kuku just come my house arrange d bed 4 me make i watch. Or we can use ur bed for the practical if u don't mind. . . wen dad and mom has gone out. I think its far better than lecturing and blowing spittle.

Anyway, i don't mind learning a new trick. Oya let's start d lesson. What are the "BASICS OF HOME ECONOMICS"?

And if i may add, teaching is good for u coz it makes u feel 'in charge'

cheers

bright007:
**names of babies:el-error,el-guava $ el-mango

lysaa:
Eww nasty! Good for u sha.

honestly, there's nothing nasty about it. The milk industries are his assets na. Make e de enjoy em o jare

El Guapo:
Owen grow up n be a man, stop sending my 18yrs old younger sista Chizoba to chyke women 4 u, u are corrupting her!

its not about growing up. if u know all i'v done to convince Efe to be my one and only. . . I spent sleepless nights composing songs to woo her. . . I spent tons of £. . . Nigerian girls sabi pretend o. if u were in my shoes, u 4 don tire. I'm only using chi chi as 'last resort'. So as a man, try to understand na.


[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8615556#msg8615556 date=1309354736]Hussshhh mai friend U dint learn to greet your elders? [/quote]wait o, did u say chi is ur younger sisi? How come she is ur elder?

@ chi baby: thanks. I know i can always rely on u.  

Tell am make e commot his shoes as collateral for the drink so if he sneaks away. . .

El Guapo:
@Oweniwe, Shior u no learn hOme econs for School? U no sabi say anytym u drink water finish some remnant of them are left, then a toothpick is invited! **JJC go stil believe me**

Home Economics? I did it in primary sch but hated d subject becos of those stupid girls in my class then. Maybe that's why my bed is always scattered. . . no home econo. . . smsh

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=664423.msg8615104#msg8615104 date=1309351233]Ah Ah! Call my name with respect and softly softly naw  [/quote]ok o o. Chi. . bai. .biy Chi. .bai. .biy. . . Are u satisfied Now? Hmmm. . . BTW u promised to talk to Efe my infatuator to be my one and only. What was d outcome of the exercise?

By the way, where iz my darling Tanimzy Tanibaby Tanimowo

^^ Chi baby! Chi Baby!!

El Guapo:
Zooms In wiv my Legs

Efemena rush enter that Their Yeye Kitchen go serve me a sachet of purewater and a toothpick, am damn thirsty

abeg ur pardon. U used toothpick to pick water from ur teeth? Wonders shall never end.

Damn! I hate china phones and their slow memory. Of what use is a 'camera phone' can't even install any apps on? Mtchew

Connoisseur misita Lakunle, will you never learn? Grammar will not tame law chick Sidi into marrying you. You have to apply some cunning like 190 Boroka.

A word is enough for Alakowe

Idowuogbo:
at your service any day . anyborri in da house willing to longomba wiv me? 

i will dancey wit u on won condishun:- instead of circling legs like a rickety bicycle under the pretex of forming Awilo, na uhrobo endowment shaking dance we go dance. Is dat ok by u? Make i give u preview. . .

* adjusts wrapper, hold forward a walking stick, bends like an old man and begin to "vibrate" chest and ikebe. . . . Stops abruptly. Holds walking stick like a shakabula and aims it at d 2 big ridges  located at her lower back, wags mai buttt. . . then begins to stamp both legs vigorously on d ground like a masquerade. . .   *

@ Eva I.D- Noble
oya dancey na. . .

Me thinks this tireedi should be §forklifted§ to the literature secshun

iv eni bory yab mai suya grammar eh. . .

^^

El Guapo:
Err. . . I lost my Pair of shoe lastnyt, just drinking to forget the lad

=sings=
ogogoro na you cause am o. . . .

@ chi baby: hi baby, will you be my. . . =throat gets blocked= . . . Bar man, bring me spark!