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^^ which kind English be dis naw?

contra: I don't think I have much choice. I ve to wait and finish the exam. 10k is not easy!!!

About applying fir jobs, I've done a couple interviews in the past weeks. Hoping for there calls. Its never to early to start applying. Waiting till after service could be 'catastrophic'.

As for accounting package U asked about, I'm currently in katsina but based in Lagos. I can come to any location to do the training depending on if you can afford other logistics.
Official training price is...(will forward that to you if U contact me).

NB* I also do implementation of accounting packages not just training.

Hmmm. . Nice one. Since you're busy now. . And distance. . I'm serving in awka but based in delta. . And then logistics. . I think it'l be better to pass out first and then weigh my options

And i wonder which org will issue d certificate at d end of d training

contra: Well done mehn. You've done for yourself. I'll be writing NIM this June. That's all.

About work...I'm into accounting software implementation and training. You can Reach me on 070 8853 1500.

Hmmm. . That means you'll remain at your area for some time after POP. . me, i can't try dat o. On d 7th, i go pack my bags and ZOOM !

contra: Counting down to 6th of June is exactly 44 days, 20 hours, 16 minutes and 01 second.


NB: You should start applying for jobs if you haven't started.

apply for work now? That's for those who want to go thru all these banks attitude test this and that. And then wait for 6 months - 1 year before they call for tests. . I no get their time. Na apply and employ straight i prefer.


Mr. Fineboy

Let's talk about professional course. . .

Which professional course hav you done/plan to sit for before POP?

I'v done NISP HSE and will take on project management next week thursday- saturday.

What about you?

Mr. Fineboy

What a relief. . For them

I have a very big God o
Who is always by my side
A very big God o
By my side by my side

^^

Na so u go put local snail farmers out of business. Who no wan chop imported snail?

Sad . .

Same thing happened at Novena about 2 years ago. Some students celebrating department day went to Abraka 'beach' to caught fun. A 100L student drowned in d waters.

Some people will still not learn from these incidents sha. .

May her soul rest in d bosom of the lord.

Got pregnant in CAMP?

Kampala . . . If d baby is male

Campala. . . If d baby is female

ShymmexLion: 4-3-3 or 4-4-2 would be a more suitable formation to exploit Man City's adventurous wing-backs!!

don't worry. . Hazard will tuck them in their right place

@ Gombs. . . You just disappear like dat come show up wen its almost over. . . You no try at all

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Well, Efemena is a Lady - dont u think u'd have been berra off Doing a Mass Choir for her?

Ur voice is not dah Perfect like Bieber's or Bruno Mars, u'd need prayers and fastings to help get Efe's attention[/color]

mass choir? You for say make i dance makossa on my head in order to get her attention. Na attention go fill my belle? I no want attention. Na bwreasts i wan suck


The tortoise says when a play has gotten to the point when arms and legs will be broken, he will wear his shoes and go home.

Mr. Fineboy

Or it could be genital warts

^^ Yale wetin? Ordinary kpako biscuit no dey.

Efe my infatuator. . Upon all d chase and music wey i dey do for u eh. . U no kukuma remember my name.

Thunder faya ur backside . . Again !

Mr. Fineboy

Presbulg: Eba with Beans.... Just for fun btw

Presbulg: Eba with Beans.... Just for fun btw

oboy. . That's one of my favorite foods back then. My bros and sisters used to think i was mad.

@OP- rice and okro soup . E no sweet at all

^ ^ lucky u. I guess you're not posted to d state capital or a major town where corpers population is usually low. U go CDS meeting only 2wice? Some people are collecting salary but not doing their jobs . . Try dat one for Awka South. . Z.I go talk talk talk till u begin to cry

Mr. Fineboy

Had my April clearance today. . For Z.I to stamp and sign file . . Na war. . E go sign about 10 files, remember say e never chop, waka go canteen, come back after one hour, sign about 15 files, say he's thirsty, go to canteen again to get bottled water and come back after thirty minutes, then attend to some batch A corpers wit ppa issues. . . I Stood for over 5 hours in a very rowdy queue. . .

In my mind eh. . I abuse NYSC tire.


Mr. Fineboy

Where in awka south? Am posted to d local govt council

Came Rain, Come Shine, We Shall Survive !

Yawns. . . Wat's going on here?

Mr. Fineboy

armyofone: Okuku


ummmm, memories of animal abuse where they slice their neck and peel their feather after deeping them in hot water and fry them in hot oil.


Such a nice feathery pet.

madam, are u ukwani?

This's sad. . Its either the driver was careless or the vehicle is in bad condition. .

What ? ? ?

Subscription expire ? ? ?

Dstv, if i caught una. . .

Rubbish !

^^ All d same. Whether he's a buckaneer or eiye or . . They're all cultists.

What's going on here?

^^ ow. . Its not ur fault. The boundaries are so jammed dat one hardly knows which is which. For example. . Awka north and awka south. . I don't know d difference. Its almost same wit Idemili and onitsha north.

By d way, the network service is so annoying. Ah. . . Annoying is understatement. .

I'm so bored at awka south council. I'v told d Z.I i want to work in camp. If e gree, ok. If not. . By mid week, i go run. . .