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Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:43am On Oct 30, 2010
[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=540781.msg7039884#msg7039884 date=1288361976]Lets talk about the pregnancy first grin grin . Hows ma baby doing? wink[/quote][quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=540781.msg7039935#msg7039935 date=1288362402]**Brings the head close to the glorious mould** shocked shocked shocked the baby kicked! Oh mine!![/quote]
tanimz:
Are you silly or just naturally retarded?

Stop trying to change the topic. We both know that you're going nowhere with that. Why did you pregnant me?
vic has pregnant tanimz. Pls o, whart shall we do? Should we screams  shocked shocked   or laff   grin grin      ??
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by oweniwe(m): 8:20am On Oct 30, 2010
^^ you come thief that "no trespassing" pic from ma laptop angry angry
Nairaland General › Re: Wife Kills Husband Over Loaf Of Bread by oweniwe(m): 7:29am On Oct 30, 2010
^^ its not that they're born to be poor. No. They choose to be poor coz in naija, its hard for a poor man to be rich so they resign to fate and begin to patronise ogogoro joints for suppress the feelings of poverty. Btw, its not good to laugh at other people's misfortunes wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Blackburn Rovers Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 30th October 2010 by oweniwe(m): 7:09am On Oct 30, 2010
^^ Mr modesty grin
Business › Re: Zenith Bank's "Up Country Charge" by oweniwe(m): 7:05am On Oct 30, 2010
^^ you don't understand. The issue is not about N200. The problem is that they deduct the money WITHOUT notifying their customers. That is fraud angry
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:55am On Oct 30, 2010
@ vic. You is lucky o. Efe ish well bring up by her mama. Her mama iron am wellu wellu for home. . . . oh, i sorry. I were meant to say "her mama train her wellu wellu. I jealousy you o
DaWizard47:
*Still protesting*  angry Can we all imagened! Our reksposinble ticha is stracking our crass fees ticha. Jisos! Him be talked about drumming in correlate with big nyash.  shocked they want me to left this crass because of spoilage. I report both of them two to our principle. Who concurred?
*looking for headmaster Ben*
whatz the marra wit you? If yo thought teaching were el-dorado, go and be teaching ya self. Arm chair critics!
blacksta:
Wa bowed
Blacksta de kidnappar. Be welcome back. Come and lets be talking something important ** drags blacksta to the back yard** lets does business. go and adopting Vic aka mr bones for me. Don't kidnap him o. Only adopt him. Yo knows wat i meant. I'll give you N3k to buy beer so u two can be talking and merryin. If he were around, Efe my infatuator will not agree to my toasting. Be adopting vic quick o. I don't hav patience. Do is like GRAND THEFT AUTO VICE CITEY.    angry
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:25am On Oct 30, 2010
Where ish aunty mi idowu? I lorv you! I misses you!! God blessing you!!! Aunty mi be coming back o o   shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:49pm On Oct 29, 2010
^^ ok. It ish nut by force to be mine baby. . . **thinks** me, i'll be taken MOBO44 and MR. CORK's advice and be toasting white women wit big nyarsh. No oofeise cool lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:25pm On Oct 29, 2010
Since yo is not wanting to be mine babe, me i'll rephrase ma rekwest like dis. . . . . . Efe, yor sugar boi has been banned by murkina. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-541327.0.html **kneels down, holds her hand and kiss it** pls let me be drumming makosa on ya bottoms. Vic will nut hear the music becourse he for travelled cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:25pm On Oct 29, 2010
Since yo is not wanting to be mine babe, me i'll rephrase ma rekwest like dis. . . . . . Efe, yor sugar boi has been banned by murkina. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-541327.0.html **kneels down, holds her hand and kiss it** pls let me be drumming makosa on ya bottoms. Vic will nut hear the music becourse he for travelled cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:19pm On Oct 29, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7039626#msg7039626 date=1288359805][size=8pt][i]Beans on Toast[/color]  sad sad[/quote]wrong! angry  the korrekt answer was indomie noodulls grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:11pm On Oct 29, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg7039626#msg7039626 date=1288359805]**Efe is snatch her hand from him**

I says u stopping doing dat!!  embarassed embarassed embarassed

'n stop circle me like vulture - I see u is wan going for the kill eh??  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/quote]Oh my, that answers were makin my hearts tear full cry pls pls be mine babe. Da only sugar for mine tea wink
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:05pm On Oct 29, 2010
tanimz:
Chai, this Oweniwe is an aproko sha. undecided
JENNYKADRY II the second amebor no 1 for nairalarnd fitted wit Elrazor sharp tongue were hia agains. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Blackburn Rovers Vs Chelsea [1 - 2] On Saturday 30th October 2010 by oweniwe(m): 2:49pm On Oct 29, 2010
By the time Chelsea finish playing eh, their name go turn from "blackburn" to "burnedblack and blue" grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:24pm On Oct 29, 2010
Attenshion klass! Let me axe yo a kwestion. If a ajepako were broke (has no moni), he soak garri, sugar  and epa. Now whart does ajebutter eats when he were broke?   huh
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:17pm On Oct 29, 2010
Efe, yor sugar boi has been banned by murkina. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-541327.0.html **kneels down, holds her hand and kiss it** pls be mine babe. I promis i wold be honest and faith full to you wit all mai heart, soul and strent cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Wife Kills Husband Over Loaf Of Bread by oweniwe(m): 1:55pm On Oct 29, 2010
^^ omalichababe, so whats the cure? Poverty is a mindset or a way of thinking. Until the mindset is changed, even if you giv the poor man 50m, he'll still remain poor cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2010
^^ shocked shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Mukina Pls This S Urgent by oweniwe(m): 1:41pm On Oct 29, 2010
He he he. Efemena's sugar boy don chop ban. . .
Nairaland General › Re: Read And Get Wise:Interview With A Self Confessed Occultic Man In Nl by oweniwe(m): 1:38pm On Oct 29, 2010
Whether it is occultism or scam is not the issue. What is bad (occult & scam) is bad. wink
Business › Re: Zenith Bank's "Up Country Charge" by oweniwe(m): 1:20pm On Oct 29, 2010
Eseaba:
Nigeria is truely a wonderful country. People can say whatever they want to say. Just because of charges of N200.00 for Up country transfers, Nigerians are shouting. We pay tax to government and our roads are dead traps, nobody is shouting. Elections are rigged and unpopular candidate declared winner nobody shouted.

But a just for a bank to charge N200.00, someone is crying. Such charges is not perculiar to one bank or Nigeria, all over the world banks charge for various services.

I will advise the poster to accept this charge as legitimate as CBN should have approved of it before banks can charge their customers. If you doubt it, then escalate this to CBN, EFCC and the likes.

Also, the marketer is not monopoly. You are at liberty to choose your banker where you think you will get everything for free. Please be wise!
angry which kind person you be? You went to buy 50 litres fuel at a filling station but the attendant dispensed 48 litres. You now say because the balance 2 litres cost just N130 kpere, you go drive ya car de go. This is wrong! Let's call a spade a spade, STEALING IS STEALING. It doesn't matter whether the amount stolen is N20 or N1m. It doesn't matter whether the stolen money is donated to charity or not. For the guy who said the illegal charges are used to pay salaries and other bla bla bla, what is the difference between using stolen N200 multiplied by million deposits to pay salaries and using the same funds to acquire private properties? What is bad is bad. Full stop. And who told you people are not complaining about bad roads and bad leadership? Do you know how many special features vanguard newspapers did on the benin- ore road? If people are not talking, why are fraudulent elections being over turned at the courts? (omehia/amaechi, agagu/mimiko, osunbor/oshiomole, ekiti own drama nko?) people are complaining. changes does not happen over night but we'll definitely see result     angry
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 5:06am On Oct 29, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=540304.msg7036097#msg7036097 date=1288311503][color=deeppink]28 days, 10 hours and 22 minutes.[/color][/quote]mama, abeg help me tell 190 make e stop copy catting your pink font. E de confuse as one sometimes assume his posts to be yours angry
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 5:02am On Oct 29, 2010
mukina2:
Name: oweniwe
Date Registered: October 17, 2009, 01:32 AM


Name: Mobinga
Date Registered: October 03, 2008, 07:27 PM


Name: mukina2
Date Registered: March 30, 2006,

una lif me alone oh angry grin
you don de since 2006! I bow o. Its like this place seems like jollof rice to you. Hope you no de starve yaself for nairaland's sake. wink
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 4:55am On Oct 29, 2010
Phate07:

6days, 6hours and 6mins. Plus 666secs. tongue
a beg no vex. With these ya 6 6 6, you sure you no be the 666 beast dem pastors de talk? cool
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 3:53pm On Oct 28, 2010
Mobinga:
You can see how long users have spent online. Just click on their profile then click on general statistics.
thanks for the tip wink
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 3:50pm On Oct 28, 2010
Mobinga:
2Hours grin
lair! Why una people have truth sef? angry
Nairaland General › Re: How Long Have You Spent On Nairaland? by oweniwe(op): 3:46pm On Oct 28, 2010
I can't imagine someone spending a whole year on the net. E too much o. Anyway, she's a moderator so i don't expect anything less shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:27pm On Oct 27, 2010
Ok. I knows what to done. *thinks* ok here i gone Want to improve your english? Very good tutorials are available here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.928.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1280.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1312.html cheesy cheesy cheesy happy learning
Jokes Etc › Re: Any Of Una Ride Tyre Back Then? Lol by oweniwe(m): 11:24pm On Oct 27, 2010
Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by oweniwe(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2010
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by oweniwe(m): 11:17pm On Oct 27, 2010
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by oweniwe(m): 11:14pm On Oct 27, 2010

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