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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi's Wife And Children:simplicity Runs In The Family. by Oxala17: 5:07am On Dec 22, 2022
Mindcure:
No drugs involved.

No bullion Van involved.

No smelling mouth involved.

No pee pee involved.

No shaky shaky involved.

No agbero involved.

No shady past involved.

No thiefery involved.

No gutter language involved.

A wholesome family

No prostitutes, no iliegitimate children hidden on- and off-shore, no family members with their dirty, lying snouts buried in the public trough

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Romance / Re: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Oxala17: 11:34pm On Dec 21, 2022
She got served, i.e. complimentary breakfast

If she cannot put grade otapiapia inside his food , then everything remain for her hand. After all, na all of us go chop breakfast eventually cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023: President Buhari In Strategic Close Door Meeting With Tinubu (Photos) by Oxala17: 11:22pm On Dec 21, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:


SOURCE https://twitter.com/VictorG63538936/status/1605679190669402112?t=vwQBTh3KqejZdm8ZjWbidg&s=08

Even if it's the only positive thing he ends up doing for Nigeria in his lifetime, Bubu gats to man-up and tell this clown to step aside.

2023 is for serious people, not for limp broken dícks like this fúcking guy
Politics / Re: Tinubu Gave Alms Out Of Compassion, Not Bribe – APC PCC by Oxala17: 11:10pm On Dec 21, 2022
stuffs2002:



Chai!!!?

IPOB nzogbu nzogbu can never have sense?

Would the man be able to reach out to them if not in such public gatherings.


Learn to understand kindness and empathy.

Life should not be about wickedness all the time.


The kindness S/E enjoy here in the north, they can never enjoy it among their own people.

The IQ of local dog, is higher than your own
Politics / Re: Tinubu Gave Alms Out Of Compassion, Not Bribe – APC PCC by Oxala17: 11:04pm On Dec 21, 2022
naijabetlee:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/tinubu-gave-alms-out-of-compassion-not-bribe-apc-pcc/amp/

Okay, when he plunders the public till (stealing from the same stupid people) is that also compassion?

Bastards
Politics / Re: 2 APC Members Dead, 7 Injured, 3 Missing In Okerenkoko Boat Accident by Oxala17: 6:47pm On Dec 21, 2022
The Gods of this land are angry with APC

If you insist on following APC, anything wey ya eye see there you go take am like dat
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Scolds A White Woman For Not Sending Him Money For Christmas by Oxala17: 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2022
Person grandmama
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Wife Donates Over 2,000 Bags Of Rice To Northern Christians by Oxala17: 4:55pm On Dec 21, 2022
Naijalarry:


Source- https://gazettengr.com/2023-tinubus-wife-donates-over-2000-bags-of-rice-to-northern-christians/

They should ask her for 2,000 coffins too, and burial plots to match
Politics / Re: We Can Build In Difficult Times, Tinubu Tells South-south APC Stakeholders by Oxala17: 6:47am On Dec 21, 2022
Dapagun:

...APC candidate assures of economic transformation


https://lagostoday.com.ng/we-can-build-in-difficult-time-tinubu-tells-south-south-apc-stakeholders/

You can buildwl wetin? This one is just saying nonsense upandan

Small ltime now e go say na im papa inheritance
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Lists Qualities She Wants In A Man Without It Leading To Marriage by Oxala17: 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2022
benjackugo:
Big Brother Naija star, Tega Dominic has taken to her Twitter handle to reveal the qualities she desires in a male companion, adding that she doesnt want the relationship to lead to marriage, IGBERETV reports.

She wrote;



https://twitter.com/_TegaDominic/status/1605112453645434882?t=QPnWAmkdOtICqxIarb0piQ&s=19

Obo na serious matter
Politics / Re: Daniel Bwala: Atiku Has Inherited Buhari’s 12 Million Northern Votes by Oxala17: 9:58pm On Dec 20, 2022
bennybuhari:




https://independent.ng/atiku-has-inherited-buharis-12m-northern-votes-bwala/

Counting in the 11 million votes he has by himself, his tally sits easy at 23 million

APC will suck 23 million pricks at the polls next year....that's well in excess of 20,000 litres of hot smelly jizz cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Visits Her Secondary School In Her Uniform With Dad by Oxala17: 9:47pm On Dec 20, 2022
jeromestarks:
Once a girl makes herself popular on social media, just fvck her and let others fvck her.

Do not commit to a woman with heavy social media presence.

Words on Marble

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Politics / Re: P Square Won't Perform At Obi's Akwa Ibom Rally Anymore by Oxala17: 11:56am On Dec 20, 2022
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Romance / Re: Hookup Didn't Start Today, Our Mothers Started It - Prophetess Jane Chukwu by Oxala17: 8:56am On Dec 20, 2022
See her one kain smile, you for don know say dis one sabi handle príck die

Olocho prophetess
Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets With Labour Unions, Promise To Put An End To ASUU Strikes (Video) by Oxala17: 5:44am On Dec 20, 2022
Politics / Re: "God Is Not Man" — Doyin Okupe Reacts To Today's Court Ruling by Oxala17: 11:49pm On Dec 19, 2022
Roboto11:
See belle.

Abi na breast sef?

The greedy rat get breast too, very big breast, I can see them for real

And na the Dasuki dollars full his big fat useless stomach

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Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by Oxala17: 10:55pm On Dec 19, 2022
EBMedia:
IGBERETV report



https://www.instagram.com/p/CmWvIg-N5TS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

*formally*

Go school, una no gree, say school na scam...but una wan do work of university graduate by fire by force
Celebrities / Re: Brixton Academy Stampede: Gabrielle Hutchinson Dies, One In Critical Condition by Oxala17: 10:47pm On Dec 19, 2022
FreshFarmAgro:
Well done, Mr. Money with the vibes...Every other day na organize. Na different juju dey town now. Thesedays, some people juju na to dey kill other people.

Wizkid gather crowd, people no die. Burna gather crowd, people no die. Kiss Daniels, Davido gather crowd people no die

Some wannabe junkie managed to pull ten people together, five dies. Smh mysteriously

Confirm. Na.the awele wey im do dey suck all those blood so

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Politics / Re: Emefiele: Anti-DSS Protesters Storm Court, Petition AGF by Oxala17: 10:34pm On Dec 19, 2022
adenigga:
Want DSS DG sacked



Source: https://punchng.com/Emefiele-Anti-DSS-protesters-storm-court-petition-AGF

Were Nigeria to be a functional society Emefiele would be tried, sentenced and executed for economic sabotage and high treason

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Family / Re: You Left Us No Single Legacy - Sad Children Write On Their Late Dad's Biography by Oxala17: 10:02pm On Dec 19, 2022
Must have been quite a brutal mothérfúcker

Burn in hell dude, you obviously deserve it

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Politics / Re: Abati A Failure, Attacking Tinubu So As To Get Appointment In 2023 - Afegbua by Oxala17: 9:24pm On Dec 19, 2022
Abati is set for communications minister in the unlikely event of an Atiku presidency. He will be the one to carry on the nasty work of dirty old Liar Mohammed

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Crime / Re: I Sustained No Injuries Because His Manhood Was Small - Zambian Rape Victim by Oxala17: 5:06pm On Dec 19, 2022
O kere ju ojo-ori 'e lo!
Politics / Re: DSS Withdraws Personnel Attached To Governor Adeleke by Oxala17: 3:35pm On Dec 19, 2022
dre11:


https://saharareporters.com/2022/12/18/nigerias-secret-police-dss-allegedly-withdraws-personnel-attached-osun-governor

Dude is better off with plainclothes polcemen, afterall the DSS operatives are also spying on him while on the job
Politics / Re: Did Tinubu Steal The Show With Messi's Victory At Qatar World Cup by Oxala17: 10:47am On Dec 19, 2022
oikirodah:
Emi lo kan of Doha : How Tinubu Stole The Show With Messi's Victory At Qatar World Cup


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/emi-lo-kan-of-doha-how-tinubu-stole-the-show-with-messis-victory-at-qatar-world-cup/

Source iReporteronline.

Osigwe Omo-Oriburuku, na your destiny Tinubu steal, not any show anywhere

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Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon Expecting His 12th Child: I Feel Guilty Not Spending Time With My Ki by Oxala17: 12:00am On Dec 19, 2022
Sterilize this dog already

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Politics / Re: Ex President Olusegun Obasanjo Blast Olamide Misconduct by Oxala17: 1:45pm On Dec 18, 2022
Fyzt:
Ex president Olusegun Obasanjo Blast Olamide misconduct On twitter

Fake account!

Obasanjo is not on twitter
Romance / Re: How Do I Save My Relationship by Oxala17: 6:33am On Dec 18, 2022
Mino1000:
Hi everyone, so I met this beautiful babe June this year and we started dating three months later. We genuinely loved each other and we had a relationship that people envied.

We trusted each other so much that I had access to her google account and all her personal info on my laptop, while she also had mine on her phone to cut the long story short, I have a problem of always getting worried whenever she is not home and I can't reach her for example if she leaves in a bolt and the journey is 30minutes but she is not reachable one hour later I start to worry and call people I feel are at home and even the bolt rider.

On this particular day, she had a meeting with her colleagues which just came into the country, she shared her live location but it was last updated an hour ago, she was not picking her calls and it was 11:45pm mind you she was in Ikeja and lives at lekki so she was still going to Lekki that night in this dangerous December month in Lagos. I called and called but she did not pick then I got so worried and went to her google contacts to get her boss number and called him. He told her I called and that is how trouble started.

She explained that nobody has his number and she is the middle man between him and clients so his number getting into my hands without her permission means his company info is not safe. She said I have destroyed all what she labored to build over the years and blocked me everywhere (phone, whatsapp, snapchat) and left me with only instagram access. I have been begging her since last night when this happened, but she only unblocked me to tell me not to call her again and blocked me back.

I have been trying to explain to her that relationship and marriage is full of challenges so she should not let this one destroy what we had but she has been ignoring me. If I call with a different number she hangs up immediately she hears my voice.

We were already talking about marriage and in fact, I had already started making arrangements for a proposal next year.

I swear I really love this lady with everything that I have and I know for a fact that she loved me too but right now I am confused I am wondering how she was so much in love with me yesterday morning but doesn’t even want to hear my voice today. She went as far as threatening to get me arrested if I come close to her house. I am really confused and need mature advice on what to do to save this relationship because right now I can’t focus on anything. Plus I trust her so I wasn’t calling because I thought she was doing something silly.

Mumu, so you expect us to teach you how to keep grovelling before a bítch who has no iota of respect for your person, shebi?

Fúck you up your leaky simp áss, you pathetic excuse for manhood.

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Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Commissions Streetlight Project (Photos). by Oxala17: 12:22am On Dec 18, 2022
naptu2:
Godwin Obaseki (GGO) @GovernorObaseki



https://twitter.com/GovernorObaseki/status/1603993228017078274

Una no dey shame

Streetlight na project?

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Nairaland / General / Re: "Nothing is permanent in this world". by Oxala17: 11:47pm On Dec 17, 2022
IyaTola:
Nothing is Permanent In This World

I visited my 120-year-old grandmother and gave her some money when I was leaving and she told me she doesn't need money again.

That she can no longer buy or sell at her age, so I should give the money to the younger ones who need it.

I also have a former governor friend whom I worked with as a greenhorn PA. He was governor from 1999-2007.
Not too long ago, I saw him.

After check-in, he was left seated by the corner of the Murtala Mohammed international airport awaiting his flight.

No one even recognized him again, not even passengers from the State where he was governor, and as I walked up to him and greeted him, then asked if he wanted any assistance, he stretched forth his trembling hands to hold me and simply said,

"Thank you for even recognizing me again. I just want your attention briefly my daughter . Sit down let me ask you something.

How is your Governor doing?"

I also have a retired Major General friend whom I served as a golf caddy at the NDA golf course in Kurmi Mashi, Kaduna.
He was so rich he built a beautiful house he was so proud of.

I visited him too not long ago and wanted us to climb to our favorite spot on his balcony upstairs.

He stared at me with a broad smile and said, "IT, I can't remember the year I went up there. It is lizards and cobwebs and the likes that live there now.

Even the kids, when they come, they don't enjoy my company in the house any more than a few hours and they are gone.

I don't have the limbs to climb up there again and the cost of cleaning keeps getting higher."

I have seen a lot more things.
How yesterday became the day before, how today became yesterday, and how tomorrow became today.

How the past became history, how the present became the past, and how the future became the present.
Nothing ever remains where it is.

Your strength, your muscles, your beauty, your wealth, your guts, your worth, your courage, your talent, your YOU, will progressively diminish until it returns to its source.

The richest man in the world in the 1960s will not be on the payroll of the richest man in the world today!

Even the strongest lion in the jungle will someday become weak, and frail and be eaten by the same predators it once terrorized.

Keep that in mind always and know that no matter how appealing and tempting that thing may seem, our interest in it will diminish with time.

Our strength to consume or own it will vanish with time until everything is surely taken away from us or we are surely taken away from everything!

"Nothing is permanent in this world".

Wishing you very Reflective Times.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!

You sef try, see wetin you load for ya rear yard

Food for senior men
Family / Re: About To Divorce My Husband Who Sponsored Me In School. by Oxala17: 11:36pm On Dec 17, 2022
piecuntie:
HI NAIRALANDERS ;
I am about to seperate from husband who sponsored me in school because I am fed up.

I came from a very poor family. I met my husband when I was 19. He wasn't doing well either, he told me he was an engineer in a public hospital but as time went on I got to know he was a level 3 plumber in the civil service.

Well I was young, naive, hungry and blindly in love. He went to trade school and I encouraged him to go back to school for HND or bsc but he said he was going to sponsor me first. I got pregnant for him in my first year in school when I was 20yrs old, my mom was against it. I got to know he was 13years older than me while pregnant. HE TOLD ME HE WAS 26yrs old.

My mom wanted me to abort it, instead i packed my things and stayed with him.
He abused my mom and I defended him. I gave birth while in school and he continued to support me both financially. We fought during those period, series of red flag but I decided to ignore it as long he wasn't beating me. He abused me emotionally. He knew my family was poor and there was no where i could go.

I finished school and my friends told me not to marry a plumber, I declined and told them he promised to go to school.

I finished school and i was scared of depending on him with my child, we were not doing fine at all.

I had no choice than to date a rich guy who helped me with a good job in the year 2017. HE got to know about the guy and i broke up with him. I apologized and we GOT MARRIED LEGALLY and got pregnant with my second child. We spent only 150k.

All the money i made from my salary, I made sure i supported him, i moved out of the family house in the year 2019, we have been there for 8yrs, he couldnt afford to rent a house, I spent 400k, both of us had no friends, we only had each other. I helped my brother and they did well in business. I asked my husband to go back to school, he was still adamant.

We went to a traditional person and they told him there is a curse on his head that i should bathe and do some sacrifice for him, which i did.

By year 2020 he was doing fine, we didn't even go hungry during the lockdown, I supported him with 2million naira and we did our traditional marriage.

IT was his business patners who were notorious cheat and neglected their wife that did his groom men, They introduced him to an association, i have asked him what is the aim of the association, he cant tell me, it is a secret.

3 months after the wedding, he started cheating and even beat me for the first time on our wedding anniversary becaus of the girl,
When he saw i withdrawed all financia assistant like paying half of the rent and paying one of the kids school fees. he called family members to beg me and we settled and i bought a family car for us to use.

Since then i have been walking on eggs around him, he tells me i should respect his age that we are not mate, he beat me again last 3 months saying i am as proud as my mother and i abused his mother back.

This monday i had to run after bus to go to work because i told im i was looking for mOney, and he said i just call him a thief. I had no money on me i had to call my brother to give me money. He wasnt even bothered. He doesn't call me again, WE DONT GO OUT AGAIN


I don't stress him for expensive outing our wigs or phone.
I bought my phone or trip myself out. He would rather hang out with his friends. He tells his friends and the kids i wear cheap outfits.

My mind is now strong. I don't cry again if he offends me nor complain.

I want to divorce him , sell the car and use it for this UK study route and take my children as dependent without him knowing. I am tired of the marriage already. He is 44 while I am 31. i want to move on with my life.

Sorry for the long write up

The UK thing is a good move on your part, don't worry he will come begging when you're firmly on your feet out there, and you can then allow him to participate in his kids' lives

That type.of guy will never respect or treat you right unless he sees you doing well so you're definitely on the right track here. You go girl!
Sports / Re: World Cup: France Battle Virus Outbreak Day To Final Against Argentina by Oxala17: 11:19pm On Dec 17, 2022
dre11:



France coach Didier Deschamps is sweating on the fitness of several key players on Saturday as his team battled a mystery virus on the eve…





https://dailytrust.com/world-cup-final-france-sweat-on-player-fitness-after-virus-outbreak/

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