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Politics / Re: “Gazelle Gagaraga”: Tinubu Suffers Gaffe Talking About Yahoo Boys In Edo (Video) by Oxala17: 2:49am On Jan 06, 2023
Tinubu is a gazelle gagaraga grin

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Politics / Re: "Obasanjo Has No Brain" - Tinubu by Oxala17: 2:48am On Jan 06, 2023
jmoore:
Obasanjo is mentally sound. Tinubu that claims to have a brain is making ridiculous gaffes up and down.

God bless PDAPC."

-"Cassava, garri, ewa, agbado."

-"PDP is a tear tear umbrellatta."

-"Four hundred bags barrels of oil"

-"Go and collect your APV, APC & vote."

-"A townhall meeting is different from Babablu Bluublu bulabu.

-"A dead fish cannot be sweet in any soup."

-"Broom! broom!! broom!!! brooooommm."

-"BUHARRI BUHARRI...Say it again BUHARRI"

-"A father of a child is mother of the father whose child is the father."

-"Turning the rotten situation of the state to a bad one."

-"The deputy senate president...will be the governor of Niger Delta state.”






It's better to have no brain and be mentally sound than have a brain that is useless, licking microphone for you to TEST it.

Incomplete list

You never hear Tinubu latest: 'Gazelle Gagaraga' na today e drop that one grin

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Health / Re: Kano Doctor Transfuses Woman With HIV Infected Blood by Oxala17: 12:50am On Jan 06, 2023
Faithfull16:
please someone should please help me, my daughter and I we are starving. Please help me. the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Christmas day. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since tuesday last week and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you
Acct num; Faith
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You this shilalondo hembadobo boy,

More than two years now you dey starve, but you dey always get money for data. Instead make you do correct yahoo like your mate...you dey here dey spam.nairaland....na thunder go strike you for your blokos, idiot

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Politics / Re: “Gazelle Gagaraga”: Tinubu Suffers Gaffe Talking About Yahoo Boys In Edo (Video) by Oxala17: 11:03pm On Jan 05, 2023

Politics / Re: Tinubu And Uncouth Mouth: A Shame Of A Presidential Aspirant by Oxala17: 10:46pm On Jan 05, 2023
Tinubu is a disgrace to humanity, and everyone championing him is an absolute waste of human consciousness

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Reacts As Man Expresses His Hate For Nigerian Police Force by Oxala17: 10:44pm On Jan 05, 2023
A Nigerian policeman is simply an armed robber with government license and uniform

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Travel / Re: Hit-And-Run Driver Injures Policeman In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Oxala17: 10:29pm On Jan 05, 2023
Politics / Re: Brymo: An Igbo Presidency May Be A Pipe Dream - Singer On Adichie's Chieftaincy by Oxala17: 6:15pm On Jan 05, 2023
AkpaMgbor:

The Yorubas are inadvertently allowing the worst of the worst in their midst to run roughsod because of politics. This same award was treated with disdain by TENI and most people were behind her. NOBODY made it a Yoruba thing. I have never seen a people so neck deep in ethnic bigotry like these guys. My goodness!

Look, Brymo is not a spokesman for Yoruba people, okay? His opinion is personal to him and applies to him alone.
Politics / Re: Bala-blue - The Drink Tinubu Was Referring To? by Oxala17: 12:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
Felixamos:
So guys, I stumbled upon a picture online and it was the picture of a drink named "balablue". A name made popular in Nigeria by one of the presidential candidates called; Bola Ahmed Tinubu at a town hall metting last year.

In his words; "a town hall different from balablue, blu-blu, bulaba". His speech received a lot of criticisms by Nigerians.
Although I've not found any drink named after "blu-blu" and "bulaba" yet, could it be that this was the drink he was referring to when he said those words or it was just a slip of tongue?


See description of the drink below:
BALABLUE
Despite being popularly called Pinga Azul, BalaBlue is a milky alcoholic vodka cocktail, with striking notes of blueberry and amora, (a kind of Brazilian blackberry). Developed for people who appreciate a sweeter and smoother product, its 14.0% alcohol content is almost imperceptible to the palate, showing only the flavour of milk and fruity notes.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLc_LT_AE5s
http://www.ibpira.com.br/en/produto/balablue-2/

You have the IQ of a dog
Politics / Re: They Are Frustrating Moves To Reconcile Me With Tinubu, Aregbesola Cries Out by Oxala17: 8:42am On Jan 05, 2023
tinsel:

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/574080-they-are-frustrating-moves-to-reconcile-me-with-tinubu-aregbesola-cries-out.html

At least we wont have to deal with this lunatic if perchance APC gets Aso Rock again...that's a big relief

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Politics / Re: Kano People Wear Pampas On Their Nose To Mock Tinubu After Campaign (pictures) by Oxala17: 6:26am On Jan 05, 2023
Tinublu the diapers niggä
Politics / Re: Why Are They Rented Crowd Hiding Their Faces In Tinubu Rally In Kano? (APC) by Oxala17: 12:52am On Jan 05, 2023
post=119712105:
Why dey hiding their faces in Kano rally for Tinubu, I just pray he will survive the heart attack from Kano

Shame dey catch them na grin

You no see as all of them carry cellular? Bunch of sad mothérfuckêrs
Politics / Re: Enugu’s Oil Status: My Biggest Joy Is That My Successor Will Excel - Ugwuanyi by Oxala17: 12:03am On Jan 05, 2023
OEPHIUS:
Enugu’s oil producing status: My biggest joy is that my successor will excel - Gov. Ugwuanyi

…Recounts challenges in office despite successes

…Congratulates Enugu-born UTME’s second runner-up in Nigeria




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02SvMW9FpYYXMbgxDDDs6c8LcNigDi4HrfYWoLFt52J2rXP9dPYUikQ5SSMUrcSwz7l&id=100044234839321&mibextid=Nif5oz

Idiot. If oil is all it takes to excel why has Nigeria been unable to do it for 62 years

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Crime / Re: Female Jogger Stabbed In The Throat By Man Screaming Allah Akbar by Oxala17: 9:58pm On Jan 04, 2023
BetterHeadline:
Afghani Muslim Migrant Repeatedly Stabbed Female Jogger in Throat, Larynx Had To Be Stitched Up

A few hours before New Year’s Eve, a 23-year-old Afghan repeatedly stabbed a 34-year-old jogger in the throat who was running along the Reims canal in France.

SOURCE

Brexit was the wisest move for UK

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Politics / Re: Topless Females South African Performance At Calabar Festival (video) by Oxala17: 9:53pm On Jan 04, 2023
Manusdim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tOGhtwRMmY

Calabar people have been stupid from time so this is all Ayade needs to distract them from his gargantuan-scale robbery of their state funds

Festival of Kleptocratic Densification of Houseboys and Housegirls
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Says He Has Come Home To Kano And All He Wants To Do Is Dance by Oxala17: 9:40pm On Jan 04, 2023
StagethemTVee:
Presidential aspirant of the APC while speaking at the rally in Kano chanted Nigeria severally and said he has come home to Kano and all he wants to do is dance.

Bola Tinubu Says He Has Come Home To Kano And All He Wants To Do Is Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wpzahwc3mU


Tinublu wanna dance because he can now see the wide open doors of Nigeria's treasury at the end of the tunnel called 2023 elections cheesy I'd dance too, more than David danced sef
Romance / Re: Man Poses With His Beautiful Diminutive Lover (Photos) by Oxala17: 9:38pm On Jan 04, 2023
Na skit
Crime / Re: Sexual Molestation Of A Minor. by Oxala17: 9:33pm On Jan 04, 2023
MsJackson:
Good morning house. I need your opinion on this issue.

Around May last year, my husband and I went with my 4 year old daughter to visit my sister in-law (hubby's elder sister). They insisted they wanted her to stay some days with them, that I should return for her in two or three days time.

After much persuasion from my oga, I left her. But my heart wasn't settled because I've never stayed away from her for that long.
I just noticed that when we called her on video call the very next morning, she looked and sounded depressed, telling us to come take her home. I just thought she was missing me.

I returned the next three days to pick her up. It was even the oldest cousin, a 15 year old girl, who was actually very fond of my daughter that helped me carry her on her back and saw us off to the bustop.

Two or 3 months later, at the end of a Bible study I had with her, my baby said she wanted to tell me something. Hubby was lying on the couch. My baby said the period I took her to that house, the 15 year old girl was always sucking her vagina. My brain shut down immediately. Her dad jumped from the couch and told her to repeat what she just said. She did. She also said that the girl usually holds her mouth close during the act, and that she beats the girl on the head to stop what she was doing, but the girl refused and beat my daughter back.

I broke down. Hubby had never become so mad at his family to the extent of turning his back on them, to the extent of shutting his dad up, but he did all these because his only child was involved.

The family, they all said my daughter was lying. My question is: can a four year old lie about such? The nature of this supposed lie. I don't think so. But all the family members said my daughter lied. And even the girl denied it.
They are totally refusing to address this. They even after some weeks have codedly believe such happened and have called my husband to beg, hubby said so, I don't know if it's true or not. But me the wife, NOBODY, I REPEAT, NOBODY CALLED ME. Like I am nothing in their eyes. Not even the evil mother that insisted my daughter spent some days with them. It's not like if they called me to apologize it would change the past, no, but I might have some tiny relief.

My daughter talks about that experience till date. Even up till yesterday. I am beyond heartbroken. I can't forgive.

The family all turned their face away. Nobody cared to address it, even his parents. I'm thinking of going to their church to expose her because I hear the 15 year old girl is getting baptized next week. Hubby told me to forget about it, his brother told me not to try it. But anytime my daughter remembers this incident and brings it up, I become very disturbed. I don't know what to do.

Please advise me.

Well since your hubby and his bro are for letting it go you should obey them. Unless you've got the resources to raise your daughter by yourself...

You've learnt your lesson: in a broken society like Nigeria no one is actually family, not even your so-called husband...so watch over your child like a hawk, because you're the only family she's got

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Crime / Re: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by Oxala17: 9:21pm On Jan 04, 2023
Newsmic:
Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls (Photo)

The police in Delta state have arrested members of a criminal gang who allegedly lure underage girls on Facebook, gangrape them and then hold them hostage until their parents pay some ransom for their release, IGBERETV reports.

The spokesperson of the state police command, DSP Bright Edafe, disclosed this on his Twitter handle.

He wrote;



https://twitter.com/Brightgoldenboy/status/1610601301464719367?s=19

People like this should be summarily executed, wallahi...even Jesus agrees with such punishment meted on them
Politics / Re: EFCC Secures 3,785 Convictions In 2022 by Oxala17: 9:16pm On Jan 04, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
EFCC secures 3,785 convictions in 2022

According to EFCC, the 2022 conviction record is 70.5 per cent improvement in the performance of the commission over its record for 2021.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/574055-efcc-secures-3785-convictions-in-2022.html

$500 yahoo bois

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Speech At The Abuja Town Hall Meeting (Video) by Oxala17: 8:22am On Jan 04, 2023
PointZerom:
The town hall meeting is different from balabloo bloo bluu bulaba.

That one na to dey piss upandan he sabi grin

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Politics / Re: World’s Longest-serving President Wins Re-election by Oxala17: 8:09am On Jan 04, 2023
Forumobserver12:
So his son is also the vice president or I'm I missing something?

The citizens of that country should be ashamed of themselves for allowing President Obiang and his family to rule over them for the past 43yrs...

No be same thing Tinubu do for Lagos since 1999, and he's about to do it in Nigeria too
Crime / Re: Popular Herbalist Dies In Hotel After Romp With Pastor’s Wife In Ekiti by Oxala17: 1:13am On Jan 04, 2023
Pastor get juju pass herbalist, only in Ekiti

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Obasanjo Wants To Impose Adolf Hitler On Nigerians – Fani-kayode by Oxala17: 11:45pm On Jan 03, 2023
One of the few mistakes OBJ made was that he brought a chemically-castrated mongrel like this dude into our political space...if Obasanjo had not made this móron a minister he would still be in Ghana undergoing endless cycles of drug addiction and rehab

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Politics / Re: Only APC Carcass Is In Rivers - Wike by Oxala17: 11:38pm On Jan 03, 2023
Amaechi spent the same eight years as Wike yet the bastard achieved nothing aside from stealing....the crook even stole state jet and went to hide it in Europe....that guy is a beast of no nation
Politics / Re: Only APC Carcass Is In Rivers - Wike by Oxala17: 11:37pm On Jan 03, 2023
slim75d:


Amaechi spent the same eight years as Wike yet the bastard achieved nothing aside from stealing....the crook even stole state jet and went to hide it in Europe....that guy is a beast of no nation

January 3, 2023.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Urinates On Himself Again, Cameras Asked To Switch Off by Oxala17: 11:08pm On Jan 03, 2023
Pauldollars:
A trending video of the APC Presidential candidate being led to the convenience/toilet is appaling.

https://twitter.com/ChrisEziaghala/status/1610245680567558144?t=-INE-eNJil6aqFDmJ7FEmg&s=19

It's a presidential prerogative dude

Ojuyobo wont be the first/only president to soil himself in public

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Politics / Re: N407.32 Billion Debt: Adeleke Vows To Probe Oyetola by Oxala17: 6:59pm On Jan 03, 2023
favor914:
Only a foolish government doesn’t borrow money.

Favor419 olobo general market

How ya kpomo na, hope it's being serviced on the regular
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo Persuaded Fancy To Stay Celibate For The Five Years They Dated by Oxala17: 12:30pm On Jan 03, 2023
Alex is gay

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And His Family Arrive In Saudi Arabia In Grand Style by Oxala17: 12:26pm On Jan 03, 2023
Stupid
Health / Re: Dr Uyi Iluobe Killed By His Patient's Relatives In Delta Hospital. NMA Cries Out by Oxala17: 12:05pm On Jan 03, 2023
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