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Early this evening as I was walking along the road a vehicle stopped ahead of me,Well I passed the Car not untill it horned and I had to check on it,Seeing an elderly man around Early 50's,thinking he wanted to ask me directions but I was surprised on what he said,I Quote him***SON,HOPE YOU HAVE NO LOVER,YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,HOPE YOU DONT MIND IF WE DATE?WHAT'S YOUR ROLE??

Damnn,,I can't believe what I was hearing tho actually Gays crush on me but this by 1st time of hearing,,,like been stopped like that and confronted ,Well I told him clear::AM NOT A GAY....He didn't talk rather he drove his car out!!!

Nawa oh,,m really tired of this punk ass gay guys coming after me,,,it really sucks#Damn it(don't mind my errors)I don't even know what to do 4 Dem to acknowledge that am not one,Maybe I tattoo my Self like#BACK OFF GAYS

Boxer007:
Son please calm down. I do not want to smash u. I just want to put my dik in your mouth (it's not the same thing). Be honest, could u handle that even if I pay? How much ?

Get lost bro,m not gay

This one is STUPID

dirtydiva:
nature wasn't stupid when she gv you dick. use the right thing on what it's meant for abeg not finger

K

Passy089:
i wish i can marry her.... but I don't want to disappoint her in the end

Hmmm,,u r confuse

Kingsley1000:
Chai! you randy guys,hope you'll reserve some virgins for us to marry,we can't endure living a life of celibacy and ended up eloping with one that's promiscious

Lol,.i can cos me self don't do virgins anymore after my experience on deflowering one

Nah so ur lie reach? >

Kingsley1000:
I thought you're a virgin...the world is finally coming to an end

,,no dude,,m not

Oh,,,b4 u no no say world don,de end?

SmellingAnus:
You better tell her politely that you may disappoint her by that time...

She may still decide to stay with you because you already have her mumu button

After you don knack that kpekus for years with all your strength, you wan come dump am for one innocent guy

Mk de niqqa chop en own nah

Oyindidi:
Na so I see am. I fit dash you the space

Lol..abeg next one you book 4 me too,,but u see Ds one??u must shift 4 me ohhh

The game is dangerous..Better start pulling yourself off b4 next 3 years,,if you think you can't marry her,start giving her less attention and attitude don't just tell her it won't work if not you are GONE

Use your attitude to tell her that,There are many ways to do that!

Oyindidi:

U don book space pass me nah

Baes if you know you ain't gonna marry him,Stop demanding for much money and attention,Guys hope am making sense?

Rolex67:
Have little issue with a guy that claim he is in love, the next day he jump to another lady, is that love, Anyway true love dey but its rare.

Rare??....my own optional is that it's doesn't exist @ all self,,cos no Mata what,,One day you meant just get tired of dah person,,I respect married couples that haven't committed adultery b4

In deflowering a gal,,de finger makes de open 1st b4 de MRdick smiles indeed

But I think de finger just did de job shaa

Cos even without penetrating de more u finger her de more de opening get open & hole

Rolex67:
Guys ain't loyal too. tit for tat.

That's true shaaa,,.there is nothing like true Love or Destined Husbands/Wife

Rolex67:
Hahahahahahaha, she don do you the more you look, the less you see.

Sorry bro, babe wan marry.

BAe,,check this lines*That was all, only for friends to start calling me telling me congratulations, was wondering what the. Celebrations until one draw my attention to her facebook wall, she was engaged last night*

It equally means b4 he informed de BAe about his plans,De BAe was already with someone else,,like double dating!!LoL...
Gals ain't Loyal

Rolex67:
Hahahahahahaha, savage .. .

Lol,,,I see you,,.Have blissful day ahead tho

Rolex67:
Monitoring spirit.

Asin ehhh,,Their village people

Rolex67:
You nailed it, you must be a carpenter <.

Hahaha,,,have u forgotten??

I graduated with 2nd class upper & u were de only 1st class graduate we had in OUR CLASS then

Why so soon?ROLEX

Boxer007:
Bro may I smash u in the ass? Seriously, how much would u want sir?

U can't pay me,,Men richer Dan you haven't smash it let alone of you

Nairaland no be dating site!

Abeg I no see nairaland as dating site,,I have fun as I like,beef as I want,behave as i want!!! I cant be forming shit in all social network...e no concern me!!

& if you no get money,,.Hide your face(in Davido voice)

Whether de gals PM or not,,Pm's,ain't any kind of joy to me!!

Boxer007:
To hell with females. Brother,may we shower together so I can toy wit ya?

Wake up,4m ur dreams

But incase U need gay friends I can connect u,,but u got to pay

habsydiamond:
money, key to locked doors....

M telling u ohh

paybak:
abeg coman kari your wahala go jare.. Puna dey sweet, i no wan leggo buh my mind and body no wan gree. Na help as my body go accept puna again i need. I no wan f**k anoda man jare.

Ok ohhh,I concur

paybak:
chai people ehn.. You be tycoon? Gay business tycoon abi which kaind tycoon you be?

Not specific bro,,but I can connect u to gay,,if u need

habsydiamond:
No be that kind of guiness black ooo....oga ao u dey na

Lol,,bro,,all nah 4 money oh

habsydiamond:
lolzz....u don start again abi...which time u join association of black black people....

Lol,,am black nah,,it runs in my blood

paybak:
pay kill your teacher for dia. Pay ko, payee ni. Mtcheew. I no dey attached to sweet glory hole again, instead make you help me cry you dey tell me rubish. To tear you better slap just dey hungry me.

Lol,,,wetyn concern me?am a tycoon bro

If interested just tell me.....I hv alot of Dem ohh

habsydiamond:
oga police no report I go give u 100naira....

Lol..my hunger NV reach dat level nah,.fnd me 2k

paybak:
ror (raugh out roud).. You well so?

M ok,,don't worry,,wen u turn gay tell me,,I gar friends to share if u pay

Yabaleft yabaleft yabaleft,.....Boxer boxer boxer,,,over over over....another GAY spotted...Over,copy??