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tamdun:
Gbam, that's how CAN pushed El rufai in Kaduna and he jejely chose a muslim as his running mate and he won, CAN should continue pushing their luck in kwara state, all my days in kwara I've never seen Muslims oppress xtians, Ondo state govn demolished ansarudeen sch, wike declared rivers a xtian state, no noise but when a muslim fight for his right the media will explode, hypocrites

A Muslim right is to wear.hijaab, a Muslim wear in a Christian school... Orie oti buru

tamdun:
Wike said rivers is a xtian state, Kwara is also a muslim state

Na you papa make am muslim

CalebLebsco56:
I am an oriented graduate and I work with a private school, teaching and being paid 15k sometimes Iook at myself and kept pondering, but its not my fault because I have been scouting for job....

Who Else is in this Category

How are you Coping, despite the Harsh Economy?

Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...

First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...

I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...

Back to the matter...

As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...

Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...

Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...

A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...

Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).

I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

I no ho lie, na #6k back in 06-07

You start counting a new circle from when it ended not when it started...

Romanoff:
Her last period was 28th November. It ended on the 2nd of December. Her cycle started on 28th November.

Going by your write up, there is a high chance you are responsible.take this. 8 day after menstra,you are 80% safe 8 days to menstra, you are 80% safe, dont forget there is a slight 20% low chance 8+8=16 days safe/risky fire. you see those 14 days in betw, my brother forget it, there is a 98% chance it will hold. Now she last saw on the 2nd dec +8= 10th dec safe/risky fire 10th dec+14days=24th dec Very risky, 24th dec+8days=1st jan.... you see thats 24th dec, there is a high chance. she knows when her period will come, the moment she missed it, knowing how her body begings to feel or react after about a week, she guessed and told you she is pregnant... you took her for test later in jan and its confirmed.
back to your scan, scan will calculate from last day of of gestation....
Learn reproductive health and the circle you no gree...
Congratulations in advance sir....

hd d

OlawaleBammie:
Ooh poor ANUS

the poor tin go red before 2031

10 years in prison is not the same 10years outside... A week in prison is counted 5 days, and he has already spent about 3 years which will be deducted from his sentence... He has about 6-7/ more years behind bars...

Secondary school

aryzgreat:
You for hold that Ife and get him arrested, then he can lead you to the evil woman. Ife is aware of this SCAM plan.

You are really lucky cos anyone could have fall for this.

Let me go and tag the woman's number as fraudster on Truecaller

Lesson learnt.

If you check how it was structured, Life may know nothing about it...

The woman called ice her mechanic was coming to check d car, wetin concern ife sales boy... Life for just enter trouble...

izzou:


[color=royalblue]Whether Sunday likes it or not, the Fulanis are free to live anywhere they want. The same goes for an Igbo, Yoruba or any other tribe

You can't just wake up one morning and threaten a whole community.

If you feel aggrieved, join Nnamdi Kanu's WhatsApp group. But as long as Nigeria exists, anybody is free to live anywhere[/color]

They are free to live anywhere, however they are not free to kill and kidnap for ransom, rape and maim the host communities... The behave as if they can get away with anything, that's why calling them to order is important...

El-rufia want to settle this once before them pass him power...

Mad

Just take the slap in good faith... But if na me I go return the slap back... We die there

fauda49:
You are obviously a thief but not a smart one. So, if he reported his phone stolen, his account is stolen too?. You've never heard of audit trail?. If he uses the new sim to transfer the money, wont it be traced? If he withdraw cash, CCTV will also capture him.
You better repent. Crime doesn't pay

Your fada is the thief, audit trial ko, audio trial ni, POS now carry CCTV abi... You are just plain silly and dump...

pretydiva:
The man no get sense ni . The money is traceable

him no get sense, Immediately he got the alert, he would have got police report his phone and Atm with other valuable documents were missing, withdraw all the money, buy new phone, do welcome back and collect new atm, if dem arrest am, he tender police report, this will indemnify him.

matm:
Blame not the guy.Ignorance is a disease.
Govt institutions are so organised with codes of ethics and standard.But if u are used to staying in d markets,motor parks or hotels u may not know.
Govt workers follow directives which are usually written as a circular and signed officially by heads of an agency in question .
Same happens in govt schools .The teachers will send u home if u refuse to obey certain directives except in private schools where students and parents control their teachers.U can wear long hair of ur choice provided u have ur parents backing Any teacher that disturbs could be sacked by ur parents through the owner of the school.

Listen to yourselfs, if I am driving by, stop over to make an enquiry, I must go home and dress, if that's what I have, I cannot be attended to... If a white man comes with shirt and short, u let him in... It's not the dressing but the service, serve me right and let me go, forget my dressing... Its she stupidity, religion and ethnicity come in u start saying you are not well dressed, you are this and that... What if he came to report an emergency, you will tell him to go dress well... Abeg rest

nony43:
Why should he wear short to an office na play we come play?

If a white man wears short and T-shirt come, they will not stop him, but their fellow brother they say its the rule...

kennywagz:
yes I know

Cos I have gone through something similar, let me advice you from a point of experience...

I deducted clearly you are tired of always begging your mom, My brother you must NEVER get tired, keep begging at every single opportunity, Working as a customer care with MTN taught me to at all times apologise to the customer even if they are at fault... I have apologised more than 100,000 times until I left, so keep on apologising...

I deducted you don't have your moms PASSWORD, My guy u failed woefully here, every living thing has a mumu button, find it, even if you have to behave like a monkey.

Once you detect she is calm, shot your shoot, ask here questions, initiate play, if she insult and curse you jokingly insult yourself, curse yourself remind her of the curse she forgot, turn your lemon to lemonades, gradually you will see those insult fades because what more, is it not the insult you will even remind her of...

Cook and give her, tell her that you miss her meals, when she is laying down, go lay beside her, find her trouble, naso play go take start, once she begins to like you, forget you have won...
However, if you decide to raise your shoulder, refuse to apologise, keep in fighting, my brother what you type is what you will keep getting... You need to chose your fight wisely...

HarunaWest:
For the advertised position of Business Executive, can you pay the sum ₦250K per month as basic salary?

If you can hit #30M monthly target why not...

Explorece:
I sent u a message bro, I will need your mentorship in that Abuja...I really love your business model now...but do u still teach in Abuja?

I don't teach, I don't even want to teach, I only want to organize a lot of activities and competitions for secondary school students...

Akinh:
lolx..I understand you , u re good but u also know the norms that average African not to talk of Nigerian don't read long Epistles abi ,now u re done but still looking for work and u don't mind teaching bcs during the service u have already diversify ....hmmm did u read the latest news about govt workers and pension Sir...i will rather advise you to build up yourself...I love you and I pray something positive happens to you this year....you can't see good in life until you embrace what u have inside,I was a bonfinade dropout with 3+ CGPA{2nd upper},those years but due to insufficient balance and none is willing to help...than wow this guy they try o..so I have to create things for myself and not still working hard by his grace..so plz never rely or give up.u re good ..God bless you and your hustle.

I really don't need a job, I have a pet project I want to launch using secondary schools... I have a thriving biz... If I have the opportunity to work part time in a school without pay, I will launch a lot of projects...

ilyasom:
Wow this is a lovely write up. Omoku was really dangerous that period. What part of Abuja do you live

Efab estate life camp...

Cocolatti:
the OP is using this story to market himself for teaching job in Abuja. So some of the experience he shared there may be exaggerated to give a good impression of himself to potential employers

I run a good biz here in abuja, I run uber and bolt as well, I earn in 6 digit, yet I still have time... Just not too much...

Dreadlock69:

When the culture don't want to be unfortunate

Another sex party invitation is out...

Ever8090:
Long.. longer..longest...who you want give headache..?..

make reading a culture... learn sir

This post details my experience and what i learnt teaching secondary school student in 2014 at a public and private secondary school in River state, This topic https://www.nairaland.com/6344616/pupils-almost-put-me-trouble/5#97717036, motivated me to write.

2012, I finished school, worked briefly in a factory to raise money before NYSC.

2013 June, i was posted to Umunya, Anambra state for NYSC, after camp, i redeployed to Rivers State.

2013 July, i was posted to a public secondary school in a village around ELELE, I was to take SS1 civic education. i had ample time, for a fact too much time. so i decided to look for a secondary place of assignment, I got a private school and was employed to teach commerce and also assist the house master as it was a boarding school, service year was good for me cos, my 19800 was resting, i relied on the 25000 i earned from the private school, i was also feed as assistant house master, i only spent my money on transportation and light drinking, i had no GF.

2013, i began teaching in the public school but discovered they were too playful, noisy etc, I told them i love to play as well, (Coming down to their level) they were amused, i gave the rules that we play hard and work hard, i explained to them that when its time for class, we concentrate as to learn and achieve fast, then when its time for play we play as well, deal or no deal, they agreed. My class was always very interactive and lively, for once this kids wanted me in their class, at free periods, they always came to call me when I'm around. I started working at the private school, but discovered it was a different ball game entirely, they weren't that Noisy, playful, they were always busy, no free periods they were most often reserved smart and intelligent.

2013, It was pretty easy penetrating the ranks of my students in the public school, however, the private school students were reserved, they hardly talk, just answer you and go. I decided to come to their level as well, i started talking with those who wanted to talk, sending them errands, soon other wanted to talk, at the boarding house, I decided to play ball with them, i taught them different games, the girls were just there looking, i decided to interact with them, ask them what sport they liked, i discovered they had long tennis, badminton racket and net in the hostels but weren't, using them, we fixed it, I began teaching them to play, soon they were playing, i discovered there were some girls always lurking around the football pitch, always ready to pick the ball etc, i asked them if they wanted to play, initially they were reluctant and the boys were surprised, they were like uncle, can this one play, uncle i will not mercy tis one o, i will park or fire this one, i told they to be considerate and lets mix them, take care of the girls in your team. to my greatest surprise, they guys were even protecting the girls playing for them, there were too many sporting activities going on simultaneously at the same time and the hostel became very lively, they kids at the hostel had too many to gist for their counterparts in the day school.

2013, i taught my kids in both the public and private secondary schools well, we play well and were very close, i also set what i called traps for flogging, this kept them at high alerts as they did not want to fall into those traps, some felt, uncle just flog me, this standards are too high abeg, i twisted questions to rattle their brains, they were quick to scramble it out and give me the answer, at this point, I tried to take note of those who weren't interested or active in this activities, and paid special attention to them, i helped them the little i could, making them believe in themselves.

2013 December, I organized an end of year party for kids in the public school, the school authorities weren't interested, other corpers weren't interested as well, so we bought cabin biscuits and bottled drinks did a small party and dancing competition and everyone went home for the year.
The private school had an elaborate end of year party, we did a lot of decorations, preparations rehearsals etc. It was an IT savvy school with all kids having Ipads and laptops, We did plenty of digital designs for presentation, i spiced it up with different dances, presentation engaging parents as well. I was very close to the students at this point. party ended and we all went home.

2014 January, school resumed however i was more at the private school doing plenty work as the director was always pressing, we took the students on tour, expos, excursions, competitions etc, we did a lot of marketing jobs to sell he school, i was made head of project 2000, it was a project to sell 2000 forms at 2000 Naira each, i was given the resources to achieve this target, in between this, i still had inter personal relationships with my students most especially the boarding house students, in the evening when we get home, i also organized some competitions with my kids at the public school during the second term.

2014 May, Third term, i was supposed to hand over to a junior corper, as i was leaving the following month, i still taught my student in the public school bringing them out of their shell, some of their parents brought plantain, garri, rice, beans, pepper, maggi, mango, banana etc God bless them all where ever they are today. i always dash the excess out as i was feeding from the private school i was working as well,

2014 June, this month was a month for retrospect, it was an emotional month as well, i left the public school at the middle of the term, i remember my students, both boys and girls were crying, i took time to hug all of the, took phone picture and boom, service was over, dumped my khaki, labour market, the director or the private school i worked reached agreement in principles to increase my salary to take up a permanent role in the school, I concentrated fully on the job at hand, doing aggressive marketing to sell the forms, at the end of third term, I and my team had sold 2004 forms smashing the target.

2014 August shortly after third term, I was made the head of another project, to conduct common entrance for over 2000 pupils and select the best 600 as that is what the school can handle at full capacity, we had to device a means of conducting the exams into different classes in batches in order to avoid over crowding, it was another success, however trouble started when some powerful parent influenced the admission, wetin concern me. The decisions taken afterwards was above my pay grade.

2014 August/September, we organized summer school, which went well, I was made head of another project, Creating and managing the school website, data base, synchronizing data, uploading student and staff data, uploading result and creating online project for each student, we had a limited time frame to achieve this as the developers came from Lagos, i selected my team, made up of vibrant staffs, we worked day and overnight for three (3) consecutive days to achieve this.

2014 October/November/December, First term began, however, the security situation had deteriorated in this community, this was during the days of Don Wanny and co, I had near death experience on three separate occasions, on a particular day, one of the driver refused to come pick the student bus very early in the morning around 5am, other drivers had gone, in order not to fail the parents, I decided to go pick the minder, then proceed to go pick the kids, on the way to the minders house around 5.15am i ran into some cultist, they sat in a circle, each with burning candles right in front of them, they all wore white singlet and tied a red rope round their heads, with a bamboo leave in their mouth, they all stood up in unison all holding cutlass, guns and dangerous weapons, they shouted park, park, i initially wanted to accelerate into a corner and try to escape, however it was as if God took charge, i took the turn then park and came down, they were in front so i would have ran into them, some of them began to say carpon make we run am, i was scared to the marrow, i began to beg moving backwards telling them i was going to pick school kids, i told them to look at the school logo on the bus, apparently they saw the school poster, one said lie down raised his machete, i ran close to one whose machete was still down, i knelt down and begged him, and he told the other about 6 to leave me alone. the guy gave me a serious warning and told me to go, while i was driving out, i saw many of them hidden in corners even flashing touch, how i entered the den of death and came out alive is only God. Another close shave with death i will never forget is a champions league match, Manchester United vs Chelsea i watched it in one hotel, a guy and a lady left just 3 min to the end of the game, on coming out, i saw them right in front, about five guys came out from the bush, held the girl down, the guy tried to fight, he was shot dead, i and my friend hid close to the bush but they saw us from afar and ran towards us, we dashed into he bush escaping to the other street.

2014 December, The security situation in Omoku had become too serious, after the end of year party, i danced and danced with my kids, I traveled for Christmas on the 24th December 2014, i have not return to the community since then. The security situation was so bad in 2015 many schools had to close.

I love teaching, I still fancy the opportunity I'm currently in Abuja.

For all those mentioning me, I can dance with my students male or female of any age... The only thing wrong is when you have the silly intent of taking advantage or going intimate with those babies, I play with my kids, they even learn faster that way... As a psychologist, you will learn a lot about those kids when you play with them, they tend not to fake anything, they become their true self, this way you can mold them to be better persons, correcting their real flaws... I was so close to my kids such that they told me what they did not tell other teachers, I was so close that SS2 students asked me questions like liking a Jss3 student, I sat them down and gave them real life coaching such as, ages in everything, taught them to be patients as their time would come, if you don't infiltrate the ranks and shields of this kids, you will never be able to really mold them... I knew the strength and weaknesses of each kid, there was the case of a child the director wanted to withdraw from the school as being to dull, I told the director that girl, is one of the smartest girls in the school... U just need to come down to their level to understand them...

tot:
Your morals are very questionable. Where is your respect as a man that should be setting a standard for these kids?

If this was your daughter, would you like her giving a lap dance to her teacher in JS2? Please change your orientation and your ways. It's never too late.

U did not get d gist, it wasnt really a lap dance in the sense, it was like a setup, her friends wanted her to dance with me, while the director sent me an errand, on my way out of the crowd, she just came to dance with me, her friends were happy, that was the last day I saw them all... I'm too matured to have anything intimate with my kids.... Don't get it twisted, only perverts think the way you all do...