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Like the Yorubas said, it is a very wonderful sight to behold a mad person, but nobody wants to have one as a child. According to the Yorubas also, to cure a mad person who had perfomed inside a market place is not easy...behold, the internet is the largest market in the world. Tell me, who is going to cure this number one insane woman on the internet? |
alcmene:cNay, you are free to call Satan your Dad and Maker...to even have idols tied to your waist...so far you are not killing others in their sleep with stones. |
haba. |
Yea...and running outdated trains on outdated rails. |
blackfase:how we wish your dad was as idiotic and as suegbe as Fashola. Yes, you would have gone far in life, but behold your father was wiser than wisdom, smarter than success. what a pity. |
beardlessdude:no pls, Aseembly of God church is the oldest pentecostal church in Nigeria. in fact, founded cose to 110 years ago in america. not the church, but some humans. |
rhektor:Well, I can see how well your parents are in bringing you up! You are still so shallow academically that you are online editing spellings. You are just an online slowpoke. And if your parents are still alive, tell them I said they are monumental failures. And in conclusion, you think you can insult just anybody online. You are cursed. Yes. |
Motion without movement all the time! |
rhektor:well, you are simply a slowpoke not to be aware of how easy it is to miss a spelling thru typing with a phone. Even published books which are repeated edited still contain such errors. But to a pedestrian brain like you, such is a terrible error. Go and learn more and stop behaving like a domestic cat. |
K |
Okies |
BUHARI NEEDS REST:- Buhari loves Nigeria-that is my personal opinion, but Nigerians decided to love him back with their votes when he was already a very old man-how I wished he was elected in 2003. However, as it is with those blessed with old age, the body must be given the needed rest-no physician has a cure for the 'wear and tear' related to those advanced in age. Buhari must be admired, in his old age he faced the challenges of canvassing for votes three times...and though he got it at last, age becomes a barrier to his performance. To some for us, Buhari is an example of ruggedness and determination...he fought a good fight as a military man and even as a political gladiator denied of his guns. I must confess that I really pity Nigerians, yes, those who meant well for our Nation always have things working against them. For example, Awolowo meant well, but all the forces which wanted Nigerian backward hindered him. Life has taught me a lesson however, one must know when to simply let go and hopefully pray unto God to raise others to complete the unfinished missions. Baba Buhari needs rest, thank God he has an able Vice President. Buhari is a man I respect and love so much, I just want him to let go...he is already a winner and an example of a strong visionary. This old man needs his rest so much, he does not have the physical power to bare such burdens confronting our nation. My prayer is that Buhari lives long even in his old age..but he must let go of the National office currently bestowed on him. Those with unbiased minds know that he meant well, but as it is with every man, time must catch up with us. Buhari is a blessed man from all angles-but let him happily go and have his much needed rest. He won't live Aso Rock as a failure if he decided to resign today, in fact, he is going to give us a good example in a continent where leaders are known for their desperation to die in power. God bless Buhari, heal him and let him enjoy more years surrounded by his children and grandchildren. God bless Nigeria. |
Kai! No enough power supply...even when there is power for few hours, transformers must explode somehow, and high tension wires must cut. I wonder what will happen if we are to have light in some Nigerian communities for 72 hours non-interruption! |
K |
Let's us build a robust economy where our people can use their brains also to create things. Alas! We are busy making it impossible for talents to evolve... Our logo is to steal or do whatever and be rich. |
Federal Republic Of Distraction:-fingers of accusations pointing everywhere these days while some few individuals are either enjoying their loots or still looting. People like him has continue to 'freeze' and flex like angels in middle of Sodom, forgetting that they are also humans. From Otobo to Kemi Olunloyo, he was busy playing the umpire... |
Cry, the beloved country. |
Cover thy knees...some things are meant to be covered from the eyes of observers. Well, it is her knees... Modern knees come in various colours. |
This world! Hmm |
Show how GREEDY YOU ARE! |
Thanks for reporting to Nairalanders... We shall set up a team of online senators to summon all the partied involves. However, like our senators in abuja, the sittings involve shall require about 2 Billion Naira for us to do a clean and clear investigations. We need to buy heavy machines to dig into the roots of this Iroko matter. |
It is well-even inside a deep well. |
Rubbish! When other countries are busy developing practical technical education thereby producing young men and women who are qualified enough to come to African and construct bridges, roads, and rail-roads among others, we are busy upgrading under-founded 'polys' to under-founded universities. Those from China who trained practically for 2 years are coming here daily to 'boss' our boys with chains of degrees. That was how we destroyed Teachers Training Colleges...and we are now pulling down our Colleges of Educations. We want to build a nation of 'Degree holders' ? Well, let's continue to play useless politics with our education. |
Why? Are most of our soldiers 'ants' dumb that they don't know how fragile humans are? Even the metallic robocop of the fiction movie was still prone to faults when bombarded. Madam Landlady, now you are leaving your 'mansion' behind at least. Go and prove your ability to become a landlady inside the prison. |
All the wahala wey illegal 'romance' dey cause...hmmm! Stolen bread is sweet until... |
Glaucoma is not a joke! But thank God with Latanoprost subsidised by Government and sells at 2200 naira. But other brands go for around 5k to 7k. And any victim of glaucoma who needs daily eye drop must buy one within 5 weeks interval average. At the same time however, the machines needed to accurately detect it are so scarce, and the few places you see it, u must be ready to pay good money. |
Rastas never die |
Hmm |
With all the Nepa wires and ancient nitel wired forming cobwebs all above? In a nation where 'tokunbo' importation policies can even lead to civil war... Most people don't even want a flying car, they want to fly out-even when they go to where they are xenophibically attacked daily. |
Ok! The work 'blast' has been overused in the diction of Nigerians. I simply hope Nigerian politicians won't blast themselves to pieces. As for the news, nothing much when political demons are blasting one another |
Chai! |
Nigerians and their lost identities! We are all shouting recession at home and screaming 'goooooaal' while viewing foreign football festivals with our generators. We have not considered how much those matches are adding to the economy of such far-away Nations. We have not consider how it helps them to create jobs. To them football is a serious business...to us as usual, it is just a mere pleasure. Like Aregbesola...like Nigerians. Some naija brains will surely attack me over this...but I am expecting such from glorified home negros. |
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