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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by oyinmama(f): 7:28pm On Jul 21, 2013
Kai! After seeing the clip of Bassey 'saving' Beverley from Angelo last week cause he promised to watch out for her and stop her from doing something she would regret later, I can't imagine how he will feel getting to know she nominated him

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by oyinmama(f): 9:35pm On Jul 20, 2013
thatchick: Pls who as sighted Owlneal since d party started.
He's outside smoking, asked by one of the Emeralds now why he wasn't dancing..,,his answer... " I don't do West African, even Big Brother knows it....they've been playing West African all evening, it's all sh*t, I don't dance it, I don't play it...." seriously smh undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by oyinmama(f): 8:40pm On Jul 08, 2013
russello: The naughty lady must go!!!!!

Yes she must! grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Graduate & Experienced Recruitment At Fhi 360 (over 40 Positions) 2013 by oyinmama(f): 11:48am On Jul 05, 2013
shikshark:
well you may be the founder of sabisabi.com but you are wrong this time and you want me to say what i dont really intend to........i was directed to mrs nnegi olumolu on 2nd floor where i did my interview so i chit chat with some guys on my way out where i got to know some applied for volunteers @25k and graduate interns 7k(plus FG18k to round up 25k) do your research again pls.

So please confirm which you interviewed for, volunteer or officer? Yes, very true, volunteers are paid 25k, and this is totally different from full-time staff of FHI360 which being an international organization, pays its staff according to the Foreign Service National (FSN) scale which is extremely attractive.

shikshark:
better go get a refund!


Refund for...

Ishilove: O ga o. So who do we believe now?

Lol! It's up to you Ishilove!! I have nothing to gain by spreading false information smiley

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Phones / Re: How Many Sim Cards Have You Used? by oyinmama(f): 11:15am On Jul 05, 2013
One since Sept 2001 smiley
Celebrities / Re: Adenike Ogungbe Is Dead, CEO Of Ewar Make-overs by oyinmama(f): 11:09pm On Jul 03, 2013
Her YouTube video on tying gele is simple and easy to follow; her pretty, smiling face made it even easier.... RIP Adenike
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Graduate & Experienced Recruitment At Fhi 360 (over 40 Positions) 2013 by oyinmama(f): 9:25pm On Jun 30, 2013
iv4fb: If the pay is that nice, why do they recruit every now and then? Do ppl quit or are they ever expanding?
I give up!

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Family / Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by oyinmama(f): 4:04pm On Jun 30, 2013
peppy luv: She bought a porn covered with cartoon pix,blame pirates for that!I made that mistake and mine was d pix of Don Moen all over d cd plate!
Funny thing is that the DVD had Lion King and other cartoons in it along with that particular one
Family / Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by oyinmama(f): 4:02pm On Jun 30, 2013
Kaycee7:
The beginning? Are you sure you didn't buy p,orn?

Quite funny
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Graduate & Experienced Recruitment At Fhi 360 (over 40 Positions) 2013 by oyinmama(f): 3:04pm On Jun 30, 2013
Ishilove:
Are you a staff of fhi 360?

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by oyinmama(f): 1:35pm On Jun 30, 2013
Kaycee7:
In which film did the sex scene start showing? And did the sex scene start as your hubby walked in or it was already showing when he walked in?
Interesting question..it was the beginning and my kids (then aged 5 and 3)told us the characters were 'fighting' lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Graduate & Experienced Recruitment At Fhi 360 (over 40 Positions) 2013 by oyinmama(f): 12:35pm On Jun 30, 2013
Ishilove:
Wow!!! No wonder shocked

I have always wondered why there are always job vacancies in this fhi NGO. In my experience regular job openings in an organisation means that their staff keep resigning; and when staff keep resigning from an organisation, it shows there are no incentives to keep working in such places.

The NGOs that one can be sure of being paid a reasonable salary are those sponsored by international organisations like the UN and USAID.

FHI360 is an international organization and is the implementer of the largest HIV programs in the world, funded by PEPFAR through USAID. This is asides other major funders.
@ the person who say she/he was interviewed for the position of travel coordinator... entry level to an officer position is nothing less than two and ahalf times the 120k/month you mentioned, this is after tax, and is in addition to other benefits. I am not certain who you spoke to, but not even the lowest paid unskilled/non-graduate, gets paid less than a 100/month. Well...except you spoke to a cleaner who works with the cleaning company contracted to do so.

It may help to check www.fhi360.org out sometimes to learn more. It really isn't good to spread wrong information.

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Family / Re: Is Ben 10 Cartoon Appropriate For Children? by oyinmama(f): 8:32am On Jun 30, 2013
switzan: Adults should always check the kind of cartoons dat kids watch. I came across a collection of cartoon thru a friend and it was all porn, can't remember d name, and it was combined with dem lion king and the rest
Yes, we once got one of those 7-in 1 cartoon DVDs about 5 years back with Lion King, Beauty & the Beast etc. Only for hubby to walk in and see a sex scene showing. He broke the DVD and that was the end of buying those.

Bottom line is we as parents have to scrutinize the contents of TV programs for our children and wards. My children are now 10 and 8, and have never been allowed to watch Cartoon Network because I also believe many of the cartoons on that channel are not children-oriented. There is a variety of other channels that offer age-appropriate educative, informative and entertaining programs for children. #myopinion

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Graduate & Experienced Recruitment At Fhi 360 (over 40 Positions) 2013 by oyinmama(f): 12:37am On Jun 30, 2013
FHI360 is actually scaling up its coverage areas of program implementation in Nigeria thus the regular vacancy announcements. The positions advertised are new ones as such. Nothing to do with staff resignation or condition services.

Very Very true @ iv4fb...there is nothing wrong in trying!
Family / Re: Cute Kids Learning How To Skate. by oyinmama(f): 5:55am On Jun 27, 2013
zayhal: Did you get the consent of these kids' parents/guardians before putting their pictures online?

Seconded
Family / Re: My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 11:22pm On Jun 23, 2013
Thanks CC grin
Family / Re: My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 8:51pm On Jun 23, 2013
Thanks people, landed Calabar 6p.m! Me, that had been planning a leisurely day away from household and family chores before my activity starts in the morning!

Anyways...all's well that ends well abi? Pls pray along with me that my return trip is nothing like this! Have a beautiful week and thanks for your 'viewership' and well wishes! grin
Family / Re: My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 4:48pm On Jun 23, 2013
4.45pm....boarding
Family / Re: My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 3:11pm On Jun 23, 2013
Still waiting.....
Family / Re: My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 1:16pm On Jun 23, 2013
Lol! Na real lottery
Family / Re: My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 12:36pm On Jun 23, 2013
Flight to Calabar has been rescheduled for 3pm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Family / My Abuja-Calabar Trip....Work In Progress by oyinmama(f): 12:33pm On Jun 23, 2013
So I was scheduled to travel from Abuja to Calabar on a 10.30 am flight, which was rescheduled backwards twice eventually to 9.25 a.m.

Ok, we finally left Abj at 9.45am and got to Calabar about 10.30a.m.....then story starts o....we
are told we will hover in the air for about 15 minutes to allow the weather clear over....45 minutes later, landing is aborted, we feel the plane speeding up in the opposite direction and pilot announces that we are headed back to Abuja ...there appears to be an inability to communicate with the Calabar airport.

Sooo, now have just landed in Abuja, pilot says we have to wait till the rain in Abuja stops. We have disembarked in the pouring rain back to the departure lounge which is overcrowded.

I will keep you updated on next steps....(meanwhile I called home and my daughter asks if I'm coming back home then
Food / Re: Weevil Has Finished My Beans,how Can I Preserve Beans? by oyinmama(f): 10:26pm On Jun 22, 2013
Store the beans in an airtight container or bag and keep in the freezer. Beans will not get soggy as long as they do not get wet. Cheers smiley
Family / Re: Kobojunkie and Calloti by oyinmama(f): 5:38pm On Jun 22, 2013
Callotti is now Jellita..@ diaries section
Fashion / Re: Need Mary Kay's Product by oyinmama(f): 7:36am On Jun 15, 2013
@op, if you are in Abuja, I have original Mary Kay skincare and makeup products for sale.
Health / Re: Picture Of Penile Models Made In Abuja by oyinmama(f): 8:20am On Jun 04, 2013
They are called penile models and used to demonstrate correct condom use as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancies and sexually-transmitted infections. Organizations working in HIV and family planning especially make use of them during awareness and health education sessions.

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Family / Re: Should I Tell Him? by oyinmama(f): 1:52pm On May 29, 2013
@ op, you do not have the right to reveal her HIV status to anyone. Btw, do you know his own status?
Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by oyinmama(f): 7:11pm On Apr 18, 2013
Shugamania: grin
Lol..This thread is a real eye-opener.
Am just comparing all d rubbish i've sang to the right words and am laughing like a maniac.
grin


I stl dont know the right lyrics for this:

jangilingi, all d tym..
Riding on da pony..
Lalalalalalalala and call it macaroni..

Hehe, Someone help out please.

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his hat,
And called it macaroni!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by oyinmama(f): 7:05pm On Apr 18, 2013
handmaid: ringa ringa rosy
a .....(incoherent balbbings)
i tish you i tish you
we all fall down
someone please, supply the correct words
Lol! na real i tish you!

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down
Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by oyinmama(f): 6:52pm On Apr 18, 2013
demmy55: This old man, he played one, he played nik nak on my door with a niknak 'badiwark' give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

I neva still sabi the song sef angry

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six,
He played knick-knack on my sticks;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven,
He played knick-knack up in heaven;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack on my gate;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack on my spine;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten,
He played knick-knack once again;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by oyinmama(f): 6:45pm On Apr 18, 2013
V3dash: Hmmm even dis,

one two bulkle my shoe,
3, 4....

U can see i don forget self



hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo..
Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!!



Now da day is over, night is dowhmmm eeehn
shadow of dat spirit.....


Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh
hmm yoh little ..
Like ur father in the pot...


Clap for me ooooh...
I try but dn almost forget all... Na pako school i take grow jareee










Seriously laughing my head off at this!!
Health / Re: 2013 Fit And Trim Weight Loss Challenge by oyinmama(f): 11:44pm On Apr 15, 2013
Lol! It would be fab if we could all suddenly reach our target weights in the twinkling of an eye!!! I've been around and peeping into this thread...uju_1, drop a line if you see this anytime soon.
At babestell, welcome on board! I have lost 7.8kg thus far, I weighed in at 87.2 kg this morning. Its been mostly making healthier food choices, calories watching and portion control. I need to incorporate regular exercises now embarassed What do you plan to do?

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