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[quote author=Efemena_xy]You can take the pig out of the gutters but you can never take the gutters out of the pig.

Am I the only one that's been cringing in embarrassment at certain posts? [/quote]100 Likes
The crassness no get part two

jidegirl12: hehehe..... all these for me?

Jenny bravo !..... just like I expected...

.my house is paid off too....$800k with same equity on top( $1.6M).....

Thats the biggest contract in Nigeria I've ever deal.....I don't do Fashola just so you know.... na goodluck runs I deal....go figure .......you see.... bragging not easy if you don't earn it.... if that's acting like a child then lick my behind then
As per wanting attention from NL losers you call men....I'm looking for that day to come.....I really don't care what you say..... It actually brings more freeze to my fingers

And to you ileoba .... ummmm you must have done a good job digging.... you're the only one who remembered everything about me.... babymama and David were as confused as hell where and what about my details.... see what I mean by digging ? Get a life honey and stop following me everywhere I go on NL ....gives me the creeps!

To brag more to untangle your brain cells; I own 7 homes ( 4 more in 2013) I run as a medical practitioner ( same as MD).... I'm the CEO and OWNER ! If y'all are irritated by me I will suggest go shoot yourselves in the head! It's nothing strange to happen

And for you cotton..... where do I start ? It's a lost battle to start explaining to you bout my take on racism.... everything was blown out of proportion, but like it already seem like its customary on NL of you follow follows to believe what your leaders put out there.... I don't care!

Who else?

A tiny percentage of your millions will be put to good use by taking courses in humility and the proper use of English. Quick question..does your fluency in 'swearinglish' come with your silver spoon or was it acquired in the course of mingling with your oyinbos?? Truly, money cannot AND NEVER will buy class.

modath: How much?? Contact?

Sorry for responding late oyinmama2@yahoo.com
Cheers

I learnt the government is 'working very hard', that economic indices have improved by 'something-point-something percent' and the govt. isn't negotiating with BH...

Hi modath, buzz me for original MaryKay skincare & makeup products in Abuja if you wish

How much younger than you am I?

Priceless!!

In the kitchen tonight, conversation goes thus:

7 yr old lil miss: Mummy is there a word like 'kidnap'?

Me: Yes dear, it means............

7 yr old lil miss: (cutting me short)..so there are words like 'adultnap', 'grandparentnap'and uhhhhmm...yes, 'pregnantwomannap'? (smiling as she says these o!)

Me:

Soooowwwwwyyyyyyy Prezzie!!!!!!!

It's not over till it's over....

What a fall!!

Moooooooore........

fork adict: Wetin she dey use clean am? Her tongue? Because dat girl fit do anytin for dat guy. I just tire. Naija girls suppose arrange better beating for her when she show naija. Make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her, make dem wait till dem discharge her then make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her again.

But men, if this Goldie girl doesnt kill me before this show ends, men I cant die anymore

fork adict: Wetin she dey use clean am? Her tongue? Because dat girl fit do anytin for dat guy. I just tire. Naija girls suppose arrange better beating for her when she show naija. Make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her, make dem wait till dem discharge her then make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her again.

But men, if this Goldie girl doesnt kill me before this show ends, men I cant die anymore

sexiestharam: Networks in Nigeria give gifts during festive seasons. But MTN gave us d most silly gift ever. Deduction of our account balance. I had 750 naira on my phone last night. Now, it 0.33 naira. All MTN does is to find ways to piss people off.... What is the NCC doing about things like this for goodness sake?

lol! they left 33k for u sef; Bought N1500 yesterday morning, made one MTN to MTN call (for less than a minute) only all day; noticed that the BIS wasnt working well yesterday night. I tried making a call, got disconected, only to check my balance and see 0.00. Their customer service lines aren't going through. angry

Double post!

Bought N1500 yesterday morning, made one MTN to MTN call (for less than a minute) only all day; noticed that the BIS wasnt working well yesterday night. I tried making a call, got disconected, only to check my balance and see 0.00. Their customer service lines aren't going through.

Quick question...is this child yours?

More like first digit is my shoe size, and the last two digits are my age actually; nice and interesting one!!!

2cute:
I TRIED THIS AND IT WORKED

Hi Niralanders!
This post shows how you can determine your age by your shoe size. A friend on fb posted it on her wall so I tot I'd share it here. It's especially a usefull invention for PAs and MAs who cannot tell their correct age. Try it & see.
1. Take your shoe size
2. Now multiply it by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
,  5. Now add 1011 (Last 2 digits in this number must be the 2 digits of the current year for it to be completely. Eg 1010 for 2010 and 1012 for 2012etc)
6. Subtract the year you were born.
The number you get will be your shoe size & your age. The first 2 digits are your shoe size & last 2 are your age. Am i right?

Looking at that x-ray just breaks my heart; Perx must be in unimaginable pain.  Stay strong sweetheart.
@r231, please PM the naija account details, thank you.

Good morning Fhemmy,

Please mail me at oyinmama@yahoo.com
I stay in Abj.  Thank you

@ Jarus and OAM4J; please acknowledge GTB to GTB online transfer at about 8.20p.m. tonight by A.S. Transaction has 'oyinmama' in remarks section. God bless & keep us all, Amen.

PM pls. Thank u