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Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:50am On Dec 31, 2012
Woohoo!!!! I gorrit!!!!!! Thank you Effy baby!!! Goodnight ladies, send your digits for the transfer kiss kiss
Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:48am On Dec 31, 2012
^^Go to bed, I will transfer 500 credit to you when I win.....Brownie promise cool
Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:44am On Dec 31, 2012
Efemena_xy: ^^ Sugar, your own strong nor be small thing grin grin



Lol! I don make am easier naw! At least you all know when I'll be revealing the numbers...as it is, the pin number us a mystery to me too, as I never open the card sef. smiley

Hmm....why are you still awake then? angry
Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:38am On Dec 31, 2012
sugarcoatted: *dancing azonto in advance*
tongue
Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:34am On Dec 31, 2012
Kai...since yesterday na! Worse than 48hr call at work...pity ur fellow woman abeg Efe...awoof is sweet sha
Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:25am On Dec 31, 2012
cool
Ishilove: I see oyinmama viewing this thread...

She's another coded chic hustling for the credit...

BACKOFF!!! angry
*Singing....."whilst shepherdesses watched for their awoof credit all day and night......
Literature / Re: Literature / Writing Section Best Poster Of The Year 2012 - A Big Thank You! by oyinmama(f): 2:22am On Dec 31, 2012
And then there were three shepherdesses grin grin
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by oyinmama(f): 7:17pm On Dec 30, 2012
Efemena_xy: You can take the pig out of the gutters but you can never take the gutters out of the pig.

Am I the only one that's been cringing in embarrassment at certain posts? embarassed embarassed

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The crassness no get part two
Family / Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by oyinmama(f): 5:16pm On Dec 30, 2012
jidegirl12: hehehe..... all these for me?

Jenny bravo !..... just like I expected...

.my house is paid off too....$800k with same equity on top( $1.6M).....

Thats the biggest contract in Nigeria I've ever deal.....I don't do Fashola just so you know.... na goodluck runs I deal....go figure cheesy.......you see.... bragging not easy if you don't earn it.... if that's acting like a child then lick my behind then tongue
As per wanting attention from NL losers you call men....I'm looking for that day to come.....I really don't care what you say..... It actually brings more freeze to my fingers cheesy

And to you ileoba .... ummmm you must have done a good job digging.... you're the only one who remembered everything about me.... babymama and David were as confused as hell where and what about my details.... see what I mean by digging ? Get a life honey and stop following me everywhere I go on NL ....gives me the creeps!

To brag more to untangle your brain cells; I own 7 homes ( 4 more in 2013) I run as a medical practitioner ( same as MD).... I'm the CEO and OWNER ! If y'all are irritated by me I will suggest go shoot yourselves in the head! It's nothing strange to happen cheesy

And for you cotton..... where do I start ? It's a lost battle to start explaining to you bout my take on racism.... everything was blown out of proportion, but like it already seem like its customary on NL of you follow follows to believe what your leaders put out there.... I don't care!

Who else?

A tiny percentage of your millions will be put to good use by taking courses in humility and the proper use of English. Quick question..does your fluency in 'swearinglish' come with your silver spoon or was it acquired in the course of mingling with your oyinbos?? Truly, money cannot AND NEVER will buy class.

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Fashion / Re: Make Up Help. by oyinmama(f): 5:30pm On Nov 19, 2012
modath:

How much?? Contact?

Sorry for responding late oyinmama2@yahoo.com
Cheers smiley
Politics / Re: What Did You Learn From The Presidential Media Chat? by oyinmama(f): 7:49am On Nov 19, 2012
I learnt the government is 'working very hard', that economic indices have improved by 'something-point-something percent' and the govt. isn't negotiating with BH...

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Fashion / Re: Make Up Help. by oyinmama(f): 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2012
Hi modath, buzz me for original MaryKay skincare & makeup products in Abuja if you wish smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by oyinmama(f): 2:54pm On Nov 15, 2012
How much younger than you am I? smiley
Family / Re: In One Word Describe Your ''MOTHER'' by oyinmama(f): 3:22pm On Nov 13, 2012
Priceless!!
Family / Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by oyinmama(f): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2012
In the kitchen tonight, conversation goes thus:

7 yr old lil miss: Mummy is there a word like 'kidnap'?

Me: Yes dear, it means............

7 yr old lil miss: (cutting me short)..so there are words like 'adultnap', 'grandparentnap'and uhhhhmm...yes, 'pregnantwomannap'? (smiling as she says these o!)

Me: undecided undecided undecided undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by oyinmama(f): 9:16pm On Aug 05, 2012
Soooowwwwwyyyyyyy Prezzie!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: Olympics Basketball (79 - 93) On 4th August 2012 by oyinmama(f): 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2012
It's not over till it's over....
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: Olympics Basketball (79 - 93) On 4th August 2012 by oyinmama(f): 10:34pm On Aug 04, 2012
What a fall!! embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by oyinmama(f): 11:29pm On Jun 20, 2012
Moooooooore........ lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
fork adict:

Wetin she dey use clean am? Her tongue? Because dat girl fit do anytin for dat guy. I just tire. Naija girls suppose arrange better beating for her when she show naija. Make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her, make dem wait till dem discharge her then make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her again.

But men, if this Goldie girl doesnt kill me before this show ends, men I cant die anymore

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by oyinmama(f): 11:19pm On Jun 20, 2012
fork adict:

Wetin she dey use clean am? Her tongue? Because dat girl fit do anytin for dat guy. I just tire. Naija girls suppose arrange better beating for her when she show naija. Make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her, make dem wait till dem discharge her then make dem beat her till dem hospitalise her again.

But men, if this Goldie girl doesnt kill me before this show ends, men I cant die anymore


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Business / Re: MTN Has Done It Again. by oyinmama(f): 10:46am On Apr 06, 2012
sexiestharam: Networks in Nigeria give gifts during festive seasons. But MTN gave us d most silly gift ever. Deduction of our account balance. I had 750 naira on my phone last night. Now, it 0.33 naira. All MTN does is to find ways to piss people off.... What is the NCC doing about things like this for goodness sake?
lol! they left 33k for u sef; Bought N1500 yesterday morning, made one MTN to MTN call (for less than a minute) only all day; noticed that the BIS wasnt working well yesterday night. I tried making a call, got disconected, only to check my balance and see 0.00. Their customer service lines aren't going through. angry
Phones / Re: Did MTN Remove N100 Airtime From You, Or More? by oyinmama(f): 10:45am On Apr 06, 2012
Double post!
Business / Re: MTN Defrauds Customers by oyinmama(f): 10:43am On Apr 06, 2012
Bought N1500 yesterday morning, made one MTN to MTN call (for less than a minute) only all day; noticed that the BIS wasnt working well yesterday night. I tried making a call, got disconected, only to check my balance and see 0.00. Their customer service lines aren't going through. angry

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Family / Re: The Other Side Of The “story From The Grave” Ogochukwu Cecilia Onuchukwu Rip - T by oyinmama(f): 1:58pm On Mar 29, 2012
hmmm....
Family / Re: Little Children's Annoying Habits. by oyinmama(f): 12:45pm On Mar 14, 2012
Quick question...is this child yours?
Family / Re: How To Calculate Anyone's Age With Their Shoe Size by oyinmama(f): 12:25pm On Mar 09, 2012
More like first digit is my shoe size, and the last two digits are my age actually; nice and interesting one!!!
2cute:

I TRIED THIS AND IT WORKED

Hi Niralanders!
This post shows how you can determine your age by your shoe size. A friend on fb posted it on her wall so I tot I'd share it here. It's especially a usefull invention for PAs and MAs who cannot tell their correct age. Try it & see.
1. Take your shoe size
2. Now multiply it by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
,  5. Now add 1011 (Last 2 digits in this number must be the 2 digits of the current year for it to be completely. Eg 1010 for 2010 and 1012 for 2012etc)
6. Subtract the year you were born.
The number you get will be your shoe size & your age. The first 2 digits are your shoe size & last 2 are your age. Am i right?
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Help Nairalander Perx - And She Went Home: RIP Perx by oyinmama(f): 9:31am On Jan 27, 2012
Looking at that x-ray just breaks my heart; Perx must be in unimaginable pain.  Stay strong sweetheart.
@r231, please PM the naija account details, thank you.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start with a 200,000N capital? by oyinmama(f): 11:30am On Jan 19, 2012
Good morning Fhemmy,

Please mail me at oyinmama@yahoo.com
I stay in Abj.  Thank you
Family / Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by oyinmama(f): 10:08pm On Nov 28, 2011
@ Jarus and OAM4J; please acknowledge GTB to GTB online transfer at about 8.20p.m. tonight by A.S. Transaction has 'oyinmama' in remarks section. God bless & keep us all, Amen.
Family / Re: Man Raises Family Under Lagos Bridge by oyinmama(f): 3:52pm On Nov 28, 2011
PM pls. Thank u

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