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Family / Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by oyinmama(f): 5:11pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
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Family / Re: Annoying Spousal Habits by oyinmama(f): 5:11pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
OMG, am seriously ROTFLMAO here at work, sent the link and she sends back her own list of her hubby's habits, he takes his tea wit abt 3 teaspoons of sugar, and when making tea, when putting one teaspoon of sugar after the other, he always licks the spoon before taking the next spoonful from the sugar bowl ;peeing with an open door, which is always accompanied with farts and the most recent, using their son's Lego piece to thoroughly scratch his body when itchy Brb with my own hubby's |
Family / Re: Cheating Wife Busted On Radio by oyinmama(f): 1:38pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Lolz!!! have it on my phone and its so sadly funny!!! The accents sound East African to me sha, OMG!! |
Fashion / Re: Lingerie And Underwears by oyinmama(f): 4:09pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Really nice CC, will be sure to check stuff out at your store when in Lagos. [quote][/quote] |
Family / Re: Family Section Poster Of The Year 2010; Nomination In Progress by oyinmama(f): 12:14pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
chaircover! |
Family / Re: Advice For Women by oyinmama(f): 10:47am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Theoretically, it's good advice, especially the part about finances being a major factor in marriage. In reality, it might not be so appealing, especiallly when the couple has differing opinions about money. It might not be a bad idea for it to be vice-versa, i.e. if a couple can agree on the more financially responsible of the two, that person manages the family's finances as agreed upon by both of them, my two kobo, and yes, i am married x 8 years now |
Family / Re: Finally Stopped Breastfeeding Him. Yayy! by oyinmama(f): 11:32am On Nov 25, 2010 |
Omo Alata: Pele, it will get better, make sure you use an analgesic for the pain and resist the temptation to feed him, in a bid to get relief and give in to his crying. In a matter of 2-3 days, the pain and congestion will subside, as will his crying for it. Cheers!! |
Family / Re: The Birds and the Bees Story for my 5Year old child. What's YOUR version? by oyinmama(f): 12:53pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
mutter: LOL!!! Can't imagine how u handled that!! |
Family / Re: The Birds and the Bees Story for my 5Year old child. What's YOUR version? by oyinmama(f): 10:44am On Nov 12, 2010 |
@Topic: I've got two girls aged 5 and 7, and up till recently, the only thing they knew was that babies originally grow in the mum's belly before they are born, at this point they never asked how. About four months ago, whilst driving from school, the older one 9 (who I will refer to as Big Miss) started a conversation thus: Big Miss: Mummy? I want to ask you a question Me: Yes? Big Miss: Where do babies come from? Me: From the mum's tummy of course, thot u knew that alredi Big Miss: Yes, I know they come from the belly, but how do they come out? Me: Ehm, they come out of the tummy now, Big Miss: Yes, but hoooooow? do they cut the mum's tummy open? Me: Ehm, ehm, no, actually, they come out thru the mum's bom-bom Both Children: WHAAAAATTTTT!!!! Big Miss: Which of the bom-boms Mummy? Is it the wee-wee bom-bom or the poo-poo bom-bom? Me: ehm, Big Miss: Eeeeeeewwwwww, so the baby will be covered in poo-poo and wee-wee when they are born?! Mummy, do u mean Small Miss and I were covered with that when we were born? Little Miss: Yuck!!! Not me o!!! Both Children: Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!! Me: , for now, till they ask how the babies got into the tummy in the first place, |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 10:22pm On Sep 27, 2010 |
Mwisho & Uti are at it again o, abeg join me in praying hard that Uti doesnt fumble badly at this stage, meanwhile mumu is laughing his head off |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 10:15am On Sep 20, 2010 |
At this rate, all the housemates left will be up for eviction except Munya |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 10:27pm On Sep 19, 2010 |
Mwisho: Uti, u av intimidated all the women in this house, they are scared of u Uti: The women in this house respect me, not fear me, cuz i've always respected all women, unlike u who disrespects women, u shove someone who's been ur girlfriend for only 6 weeks, what will u do to her if u know her for 6 mths or more?, only God knows what you've done to ur past girlfiriends, YOU ARE JUST A WOMAN BEATER, i know ur type, u're just insecure and threatened by younger men who you wonder how they do what they do, MWISHO, I PROMISE U, YOU ARE THREATENED BY ME!!!!!, tell me, what exactly about me is it that threatens u, is it my height, is it my looks, is it the way I speak, abegabegabeg, go and dig a hole and bury ur head inside, I'm starting to wonder why this Uti/ Mwisho gist is getting so bad now, there's so much antagonism emitting from Mwisho, I also wonder if Mwisho would have been acting so last week before Nominations and the switch by Uti?? |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 2:10pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
twinstaiye:[color=#006600][/color]Hanny did push her on the left side of her head shouting "get the f*** out of my face" when they were chest to chest and she kept repeating "why are u shouting?" in a low voice, which only seemed to infuriate him more. That was when she retaliated by pushing his chest which he then replied with a hard shove somewhere between her jaw and her chest, hence the bleeding lower lip [/sub]I watched it severally[sub] and btw, no I dont agree with u that he's apologised and all that stuff about casting the first stone; if she had fallen and hit her head or worse, we'ld be singing anoda tune now, WHAT IS WRONG IS WRONG. |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
LOL!!! See me see wahala with this 'waste of space' Code, does he really think Hanny is listening to him right now about how upset he is with Sheila for accusing him of doing nothing, yarning rubbish about " every action having a reaction" and "lets move from this situation to another station, " WT***** |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 10:31pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Sheila's going at Hanny seriously and Code he's just a waste of space, and an even worse waste of semen than the Cricket, imagine him asking if he was Hanny's dad and talking nonsense about Hanny being a grown-a** man. The more irritating thing is that Hanny's apology was so twisted, punctuating "i'm sorry" with " u know it takes a bigger man to apologise", he didnt even try at all |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 9:56pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Yeeepaaaaaa!!! See Royal Rumble 2010 in the barn ooooo!!!!! Hannington vs Lerato, meeeeen, hitting a woman is just not on at all, kai, hanny has messed up big time, and Code is just there doing nothing? Biggie needs to step in NOW. Lerato's crying that she wants to leave, o ga o, and now Mama Paloma has started sermonizing again, |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 1:58pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
kbone: Abeg what happened between them? |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 10:31pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
^^^ I'm seriously seeing this Kaone's hyperactivity in another light o, well its one of two things, he's either cracking under the pressure or he's employing a ridiculously silly strategy I dont get. But meeen, the guy is a super irritant, and the funiest thing is that he's been seriously trying to get a reaction from Meryl since afternoon, e be like say this boy don kolo |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 4:10pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
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Family / Re: What Cartoon Network Has Done To Our Kids! by oyinmama(f): 12:23pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
^^^ tpiah you are so right, peeps never understand why my daughters now ages 5 and 7 dont watch cartoon network. The mistake many parents make is that they assume that anything 'cartoon' is for kids, and this arises from the fact that many of us do not take the time out to watch tv with our kids, which would have given the opportunity to notice these very valid issues. My own take is that cartoon network isnt for children per se because there's a lot of violence and stuff involved. The channels my kids watch are Boomerang, Disney channel, Cbeebies and Kids Co which feature a wide variety of suitable age-appropriate,children-oriented AND educative programs. My two kobo, |
Family / Re: Of by oyinmama(f): 4:19pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Moralistli:I think she's as unclear as u are on how the guy ran things, and i'm guessing that he scheduled visits to his many babes at different times of the day? she says that's one of the reasons it was so hard to actually believe all the things he was up to, and therefore believe his usual stories [sub][/sub]lies before. |
Family / Re: Of by oyinmama(f): 10:55pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
Thanks all for your responses thus far, they have further re-enforced what her head's been telling her, as against her heart unfortunately. Your comments are really appreciated, |
Family / Of by oyinmama(f): 3:24pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by oyinmama(f): 4:53pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
[/b] Rheinmetal:[/b][b] housemate and the haterz are still buzzing. Guy’s going to get the “arrogant” tag pinned on him soon. |
Family / Re: Baby Sienna's First Birthday Party! by oyinmama(f): 9:07pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Congratulations Mr & Mrs Siena & a huge welcome to Baby Siena!! God bless her and may she be a source of joy and unending blessings to your family.Btw, i just love the name 'Kevwe' : |
Politics / Re: My Ambition Was To Become Inspector General Of Police –ribadu by oyinmama(f): 10:29pm On Jun 13, 2010 |
SLIGHT: I wonder o, |
Business / 40% by oyinmama(f): 3:16pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
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