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frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Bro am sure you being sarcastic

REDDEVILS1:
One word #ZOMBIE am certain ur pastor is giving to his wife doggy, rear even eating her out

The pastor is not only giving it to her from behind and eating her pussy, am sure he's probably eating her asshole

ayodeleamg:
Do you know the meaning of religion?
Why are you bond to worship and praise Jesus in Christianity ??

In Christianity you are not bond(forced) to accept a dogma. You worship God because it's a lifestyle and it's refreshing. Have you being to a church or service session where you wish it could go on and on because you are blessed? No body is bond in christainity

UncleJudax:
I doubt missionary is as comfortable as rear-entry.

Uncle I don't know o

Horlufemi:
Religion is bondage. True Christianity is freedom.

Christian is literally "like Christ" a lot of professed Christians are far from being Christian i.e. "like Christ"

True bro

mrmachine:
Whatever happens in the bedroom between a couple stays in the bedroom. In as much God gave them intercourse to enjoy each other, they are at liberty to do whatever would make them happy. However, moderation should be their watchword. They should not , I repeat they should not degrade themselves to level of immoral satanicaly motivated porn stars. Some even call their wives different names during sex, bitch, who're, slut etc. For God's sake where does a Christian learn that? You have not learned that from Christ. Phillip.1:20. Christ should be magnified in your body

Yes bro you are right. Why should a man call his wife bitch and other degrading names? As a matter of fact, porn should not be a yardstick for sex in marriage as everything there is satanic and fake. Geez! I hate porn for its fakeness

kunlexy1759:
you are a very good teacher or preacher. I dont know what a religion has to do with ones family sexual life.

Am not a preacher or teacher o am just a local govt worker lol

Suko110:
To d state in which the services are provided except those resident in Abuja they pay to federal govt

Thank you Mr suko110 your head they there. I asked this same question to my friends doing masters program and they were saying federal and I was like Smh. BTW I would really like to know accounting more if you don't mind. I wish to learn at your feet

Rita better take my advice ' all those guys that toast you whom you are rejecting or any of your male friend that you like, just get Belleville for ham and refuse to abort. By that you have achieve the aim of marriage. . Pls don't take my advice serious o. Am only joking wait on God for the right one. He keeps the best for the last

What u guys practice is religion and Christianity is not a religion. Religion put people in bondage while Christianity makes people free. He whom the son of man has made free is free Indeed John 8:36. Any religion or pastor that dictate how you will have sex with your own wife has put you in bondage. In as long as you are married and you are not committing adultery I don't believe God is angry on how you sex your wife. As a matter of fact, the Bible encourages pre-intimacy song of Solomon 2:6 even Paul admonished married people never to deprive each other sex 1cor7:5. Come to think of it, who taught Adam and Eve how to sex? They must have seen the animals doing it from the back and must have engage in the style. But you should know that people have sex in the style they are comfortable with hence the missionary style is popular while animals do it from the back because it is more comfortable for them. I say it again you will not go to hell for doing doggy style except u are fonicating

Suko110:
I was a guru in taxation b it personal , company ,PPTA any 1 call me wen I'm asleep I go ans . One man's meat another man's poison

In that case Mr Suko110 since you so good in taxation you could teach me a few things. I have a thought that has been bothering me for a while and it go thus: the tax of a federal civil servant is remitted to who state or federal board of revenue? Am confuse on this

GamaG:
Taxation isn't as difficult as Management Accounting. If ur a real accounting graduate u will know.

Am proudly a fake accounting graduate Mr Real accounting Graduate

Suko110:
I was a guru in taxation b it personal , company ,PPTA any 1 call me wen I'm asleep I go ans . One man's meat another man's poison

abi o. one man meat is another man poison BTW which school?

vani86:
Mtcheew? If you are active on twitter, follow oloni and my hoestory, thou eyes shall be cleared.

One even trended today sef, 21 year old girl doing shit for 80k destroyed a 3 year relationship

Which of the oloni because they are many

Suko110:
In my finals I did 2 dead courses Financial management and management accounting way too many formulas it was dead has C's

Financial and management accounting is not too hard what I found hard is taxation

taxation1 &11 jeez I hated the course

any girl that fakes organsm is only wasting her time. the man will enjoy himself and still cum but the girl will just be there. ladies don't fake it if you don't reach cloud 9, let your guy know and tell him where and how to knack you so the enjoyment will be mutual. we learn daily

kill it sharp sharp

olafunny:
Hello Nairalanders,


I've heard a lot of conflicting information on the requirement of medical certificate during camp registration. I know it's necessary so i did mine at My state's Civil Service Hospital. There are 5 test results on the certificate which are:

PCV
Urinalysis
Vision
Blood group
Genotype

But where i got it all confused was when i heard that there should also be HIV and STD test results on the certificate . Also heard that the tests must be done at a federal government hospital. Don't forget i did mine at State hospital.
Now I'm confused. Pls those with experience,
What are tests to be done?
Should there be HIV and STD tests?
And lastly, must it be at the Federal Government Hospital alone?

No Mr! Just walk into any government or military hospital and tell them you want a medical report. They know what and what test to conduct. Today yes HIV test is inclusive. Nysc will even conduct a medical test for those that don't have the medical report in camp and since you have gotten one, that one is okay. They just need a report that says u are medically fit

GoodBehave:
then why did he spray pesticide? who dose that in his farmland without motives, knowing fully well that this guys can kill for even the smallest of their cattle

Why should they graze on his farm or in any farm for that matter? Don't you know people spray herbicides and insecticides on their farms to ward of pest? What's bad is bad and government should tackle this herds man menance once and for all. Or is cattle worth more than man's life?

This is gross

You can pass ur message through other means rather than getting nude. Its good to love yourself the way you are but when obsessed or you don't like the way you are, you can work and change it. The human body is a raw material that can be fashioned into any shape u want

Haha! Vincent you are not wise. you can't rob the high and mighty and think u will go free do?

of course it's enough to start a family except you want to live extravagantly but seriously it's enough for a start

Ebuka2016:
if Dangote or Bill Gates does not own a school, its because they dont want to. No be say e no go dey give dem money. Even after all the expences sef, the profit still big and very worth it.

OK noted

emorse:
Say what Do you have facts? Truth is, very few businesses are as lucrative as school business whether standard or substandard. And by standard, I don't mean schools that charge very high.

Abi o lucrative way make Dangote or Bill Gates get school. Op you don't need fact for the obvious. Even nigerian government cannot fund education effectively not to talk of private individual. To pay teachers self takes a lot from the school purse not talking of paying #15000 salary
Guy finance wise, its not lucrative

It's a good thing perhaps you wou probably give birth to an albino or white lolzz

InfinixMine:
sorry pls.. just need a few list from you. what other areas you think and believe are lucrative in investing into without making huge loss but high profit... based on your comment... help a youth boss.. thank you in advance

Every business involves risk and losses. The higher the risk, the higher the returns. Look into the ict word it's a goldmine: agriculture,finance, manufacturing etc it depends on what you want. As fo me am going into finance via Forex trading in a few months time and then other areas God's willing. I hope this had helped in a little way

Nice one Bishop. Third to comment we are getting there. Building a school is not a lucrative business finance wise except you want to run a substandard school. That's why you wouldn't see business moguls build school as business

collab:
Ambode should try to clean IDI Oro by taking over all the old houses and turn the place to football pitch. Itesiwaju Eko.

I second this your motion. Let the govt take over the houses including where I stay. Thank God am no more in Idioro just a me for easter break and this bullshit is happening. The worst part is the landlords do not care