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TravelRe: Bus Carrying Women&Children To Mother's Day Event Fell Off Hill Killed 23(Photo) by oyonu(m): 7:27am On May 14, 2017
So sad RIP to the deceased
CareerRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by oyonu(m): 7:25am On May 14, 2017
Intwesting see where u mum level carry you reach
Christianity EtcRe: Twitter User Says Jesus Christ Killed Himself by oyonu(m): 7:18am On May 14, 2017
Wisdom is the principal thing therefore get wisdom and with al thy getting, get understanding... the guy probably lack understanding of what he read
CrimeRe: Photos Of Female Police Officer Attached To Enugu Deputy Governor Shot Dead by oyonu(m): 7:23am On May 13, 2017
This is bloody men. Anyway RIP to the deceased
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Snake I Killed Today by oyonu(m): 7:21am On May 13, 2017
Ok
EducationRe: Universities That Offers Counseling Psychology by oyonu(m): 7:05am On May 13, 2017
Delsu does
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Donations For Her Legal Expenses On Instagram by oyonu(m): 7:04am On May 11, 2017
oshorstan:
Otobo is Next... mind who u talk to !!!!!
I tell you
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu Set To Bring About Over 300,000 Jobs In Ondo State. by oyonu(m): 7:24am On May 07, 2017
Good development for Ondo state
RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by oyonu(m): 7:26am On May 06, 2017
infantlion:
Hello fellow Nairanders,

Once upon a time in 2016, I fell in love with a beautiful damsel who happened to be a virgin. We became very intimate and had great sex.After sex, she always thanked me for making her feel so extraordinary.As at that time, I was madly in love with her.

We got engaged in December 2016 in a grant style due to the fact that am working as a graduate engineer in a multinational firm.

I sincerely had the intention of taking her to the altar until early February, my friend alerted me that he saw my girl in a club with four(4) young men...I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls until later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry, I was sleeping while your calls came through"

I wept and called my friend to confirm if his is very sure of what he told me...He insisted.I kept wondering, how could an engaged woman flirt around with guys? I was shocked because I got 95% of what women need-money, good sex,good looking, good job e.t.c

In a nutshell, I invited her to my place and interrogated her and she admitted that she went to club with those guys but nothing happened.No woman would truly agree that she "spreaded" her legs for another man.

My feelings for her crashed to 0%..She pleaded for 30 days until she involved my pastor.My pastor told me to embrace forgiveness which I did...We started all over again and she promised to be faithful, loyal and honest at all times..

A month later she took in.The badnews came as a shock to me because I never cum inside her whenever we had sex...I quickly rushed to see my family doctor.He told me there is 100% chances of any woman to get pregnant with the method I adopted.

Due to the fact that my feelings for her is still at 0%, I begged her for an abortion and she replied"over my dead body"..Her family called me and I told them I am not ready and they threatened to arrest me...They sent her to my house last week with her protruded stomach without my consent...It was very late and I had no choice than to let her in.

Luck ran out of her this morning when she got a call from one Pastor Mike...I was curious to know if it is "hygienic" for a pastor to call a beautiful damsel in the early hours of the day...I questioned her and she told me the guy is a genuine pastor...
Me:pastor of which church?
She:Catholic Church
Do catholic church ordain pastors?

I called the so-called Pastor Mike and he said, he is not a pastor.

I have contacted my family and friends, but am not yet comfortable with their counsel.

One good thing about Nairanders is that from the bad, the good and the ugly comments, a wise OP should be able to get something out of nothing.

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!
Wait let her put to bed then do a DNA test to ascertain if you are responsible for the baby
RomanceRe: Should Ladies Endure Violence In Marriage? by oyonu(m): 7:20am On May 06, 2017
Please endure abuses and violence in marriage till you suddenly die before your time.
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Photo Of Bishop David Oyedepo As A Pastor 36 Years Ago by oyonu(m): 6:50am On May 05, 2017
From glory to glory God is taking him. Seek ye first the kingdom of God every other thing shall be added unto you
CultureRe: Why Lagos Does Not Belong To Yorubas – Oba Akiolu by oyonu(m): 6:45am On May 05, 2017
Why do I have the feeling that he's lying? Anyway op where is your source for this info?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo To Sack Buhari's Ministers by oyonu(m): 6:42am On May 05, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Another Beef: Actor Columbus Shorts Calls Out Nicki Minaj by oyonu(m): 6:41am On May 05, 2017
Watin Nikki do am now? Na so they they take find trouble
BusinessRe: Lagos State Government Demolishes Sabo Market, Ikorodu Overnight (Pics, Video) by oyonu(m): 10:43pm On May 04, 2017
mmsen:
Crying is one thing but rolling around on the floor like a child?
Pray u don't experience such u may even do worse
BusinessRe: Lagos State Government Demolishes Sabo Market, Ikorodu Overnight (Pics, Video) by oyonu(m): 10:40pm On May 04, 2017
crackerspub:
I know the demolition of the market will cause massive setbacks to the traders but on the long run Ambode is on the right track



Ambode should fine ways to compensate the traders by giving cheaper stores at the new site



I know majority of traders are Igbo's, just know other tribes sell and buy in the market and not to see it as a way to punish Igbos



God bless Ambode



Eko Oni Baje
Will you say this if your mother has a shed there? BTW any market demolished by the LASG and rebuilt is always expensive eg Tejuosho market, Olosho market to name a few. Go check it out if it's what the common man can afford. The truth is LASG is taking too much anti people policy and it's not a good thing
BusinessRe: Lagos State Government Demolishes Sabo Market, Ikorodu Overnight (Pics, Video) by oyonu(m): 10:35pm On May 04, 2017
mmsen:
Why are Nigerian women always acting like children on camera?

Why is she laying on the floor screaming? Where is her sense of dignity?

And don't tell me that she didn't know it wasn't coming - all of these places have received several warnings.
Don't talk like that. You read it that they were not given notice. She may be the sole provider for her family or it could even be that she just took a loan: now tell me why won't she cry? What's is wrong is wrong
Car TalkRe: See Photos Of Overloaded Vehicles Impounded By FRSC In Cross River by oyonu(m): 2:09pm On May 04, 2017
Jesus christ. This is too much overload
EducationRe: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by oyonu(m): 11:25am On May 04, 2017
Suko110:
Nigeria taxation by basil efiong start with dat
10q
PoliticsRe: What My Husband Told Me About Nigeria Before His Death – Turai Yar’adua by oyonu(m): 6:14pm On May 03, 2017
Some say good thing never last I don't know if it's true with Yar'Adua. But sincerely, he did his very best
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: APC Headquarters Shut Down, As Obasanjo, by oyonu(m): 6:09pm On May 03, 2017
What right have those trio over Buhari leadership style? They can't impose their will as against the will of the mass. Its the electorate that put him there and it should be them through the representatives that can remove them
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Wanted Aide Being Protected By Govt Agency – DSS by oyonu(m): 6:16am On May 02, 2017
A clean man had nothing to fear. Why should a govt agency provide protection for someone who's is not in government or rendering any service to the nation. God help us o
RomanceRe: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by oyonu(m): 5:54am On May 02, 2017
I personally would prefer my wife or girl not to hang undies outside be it pant, bra or even innermost wears. Not for fetish reason but I just don't feel comfortable with it
RomanceRe: Is Washing Your Girlfriend's Clothes An Act Of Love Or Foolishness? (Photos) by oyonu(m): 5:47am On May 02, 2017
Me I see nothing wrong in it. I could help her out if she's sick, pregnant or I might just do it out of my freewill. If I can touch her pussy during lovemaking why can't I help her in washing? But the thing is I lazy when it comes to washing cloths but I can try if I wish to
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: I'm Not Corrupt, I Led Buhari's Campaign, Didn't Fund It by oyonu(m): 6:00am On May 01, 2017
It's true Hon. Minister you don't like money but you love it. Infact I don't know who the award should go to between you or Lye M'hammed. BTW let nigerian or the anti graft agency be the judge as to if you are corrupt or not without you influencing them. Anyway I still love my amiable minister
CultureRe: White Woman Speaks Urhobo Language Fluently by oyonu(m): 6:17pm On Apr 30, 2017
Nicho118:
The town u mentioned is not an ukwuani speaking town na
I know that already. What I mean is that I can't speak ukwuani neither can I speak Urhobo despite staying in the town for some while
CultureRe: White Woman Speaks Urhobo Language Fluently by oyonu(m): 5:15pm On Apr 30, 2017
fratermathy:
I stumbled across a video of a white woman who can speak Urhobo fluently like someone who grew up in the village. She was speaking it with pride and all the features of a native speaker were there. I don't know her or where she grew up but I found the video fascinating. I am aware that there are many whites that can speak Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo. But this is Urhobo, a language that many of its people hardly speak (refer to my post on the dearth of Urhobo language), and so it is very intriguing. See video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf5glkJddSE



Urhobo people: Speak Urhobo today! Learn Urhobo if you can't speak it yet! Be proud of your culture and identity! Don't let someone else be proud of it on your behalf!

Urhobo Wadoo!!! Mesiaghware o!


**NB: Urhobo is a language spoken by the Urhobo/Isoko people of Delta State, Nigeria.
Jesus help me o. Upon all my years in warri an abraka I can't speak ukwuani or urhobo fluently. People abeg speak ur native dialect to your kids while they are young it matters
Christianity EtcRe: 31 Salient Facts About The Rapture That Will Shock The World by oyonu(m): 5:11pm On Apr 30, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
http://bisiadewale.com/2017/03/31-salient-facts-rapture/
True word but I disagree with your No 15point. Christians have erroneously believed that but the truth is written in 1john1:7. I believe you will no miss the rapture because you defiled your garment at the last minute. God is a just and loving God. Heb6:10. At the last minute, Peter denied Jesus and judas betrayed Jesus but he forgave them both at his death and Peter was restored & if judas had waited a little while, he would have partake of the forgiving grace and been used mighty of God. How much more you who have served God faithfully. No sir God is all forgiving and th blood of Jesus automatically cleanses us from all unrighteousness
EducationRe: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by oyonu(m): 3:30pm On Apr 30, 2017
Suko110:
How do u want it 2 b
First I want to start from the basic as a novice but b4 then what textbook do u recommend for taxation?
EducationRe: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by oyonu(m): 2:57pm On Apr 30, 2017
Suko110:
Good tutors bro and love 4 it dats all u need
We are saying same thing o. Pls be my tutor
Car TalkRe: Accident Throws Man's Leg Into Lagoon by oyonu(m): 1:55pm On Apr 30, 2017
Thank God he's not dead but seriously we should be careful when driving.
RomanceRe: Can You Share Your Toothbrush With Someone You Truely Love by oyonu(m): 1:49pm On Apr 30, 2017
I have done that before and even collected Tom Tom candy from her mouth while kissing and I no die. Come to think of it you've probably kissed before and engaged in oralB sex so what's d diff? If you have kissed before, you shouldn't have a problem sharing toothpaste

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