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Question. What is the advantages of having an affair with married women? Answer. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

Qestion. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
Answer. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

question. What do women and police cars have in common? Answer. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

A Police officer pulls a man over for speeding. He sees that the man is very anxious. "Why were you speeding, Sir?" "It's a matter of life and death." "How's that?" "A naked woman's waiting for me at home." "That's life and death?" "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

at 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, At 48 a Table Tennis ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

me think the internet.
what do you think?

maybe she was given birth to the kids just to sell.

Hi, i currently have the full files of window 7 ultimate on my laptop running window 7 homepremium and i want to install the window 7 ultimate to overide my home premium version. i have the following files for the setup.
BOOT
EFI
SOURCES
SUPPORT
UPGRADE
AUTORUN.INF
BOOTMGR
MEDIAMETA.XML
SETUP.EXE

My question is can i just click on the setup.exe to install the window 7 ultimate or must i create an iso from this file and burn to dvd, if i must create an iso is there a software to help me create it? thanks

Roma1: U dry no be small.abeg wetin mak u put this thing 4 here.go find ur talent else where.dat was very boring,MTCHEEEEEEEW

Sorry you had a bad day.

Girl: so u flew down from Abuja to Lagos and u weren't scared?
Guy: u know I don't take local flights anymore so I first flew international from Abuja to London, then flew from London to Lagos just to meet u. Its why it took such a long time to get here. Girl: no let me search ur pocket see Ekenedilichukwu ticket oh! Oya show me ur passport when them stamp. U look me like Rihanna wey "love the way u lie" abi?

na wa ooh even people who were not alive during his era are insulting him.
Some people dont even know his crime, all they know is he was evil.
verily verily i say unto you there has not risen any greater evil or plague than the PDP (all of them).

like i said before i dont intend to get married....
www.nairaland.com/853503/please-need-ur-help-dont

well GTB has never failed me.

send the full specs and pic to me. padesys@yahoo.com

send the full specs and pic to me. padesys@yahoo.com

moderators please help me put this on the front page i need urgent review. thanks

my friend is having problem chosing between these two laptops after sourcing for reviews online and offline. Please if you have used any of this laptop or both, your review will be highly appreciated. which do you think he should buy, that is strong and will last longer. thanks for your review...he is observing this thread.

dont bombard your probook with too much software cause that pc isnt strong like dv6 . BTW you shoulda.bought dv6..

PhD is a credential, the question is what are her potential? what was her project and on what basis was she given the phd.?

was gej smiling? somebody take a look at his face very well

seun please create trash section for threads like this

Image123: OP, what's your point. You want to sell some plots of land for expansion?

woow...are you saying you cant see my point?

at least the peolpe who believe its real are more than those who dont. Thats why i said ''if''.

now lets break it down a little bit....if there are lets say 100 (surely more than this ) religious believe existing in the world today and each believe if you are not part of their religion, then you are destined for hell. Lets not forget the atheist who dont believe in any destination (i.e if hell is for real they are destined for hell) in particular.
NOW LET ME GO FURTHER DOWN FROM THE ONE I KNOW..using christainity as a case study.
1. you will agree with me that during the sunday services the number of people drinking, smoking, bleeping, stealing and planning or engaging in one evil or the other are far more than the people on various church services at that time.
2. now lets assume the number of people that actually attend the service are like 40,000, you will agree with me that 25000 dont even know why they are there.
3. among the remaining 15k am very sure more than 10k dont have the holy spirit in them a.k.a born again
4 among those who are born again assuming its the remaining 5k then we can boldly say from what is obtainable in the world today that 4.7k only profess being born again by word of their mouth and not their actions.
5. In summary, what if the whole christainity concept is one big lie and that islamism or perhaps hinduism is the true religion, then the whole 40k goes to hell and we will start narrowing down other religion (you get where am going). MY argument is that HELL must be FAR bigger than HEAVEN if its real, because only one religion can be right and the others are destined for destruction.
am i right in saying hell is bigger?

i will only believe this crap when he sleeps in a coffin i will buy my self for just 3days on my watch...mswtee

The only prove i can read here so far is the bible. Are there no other proof? am really interested in this topic

are we saying there are no 21st century men or even women in nigeria capable of running this country apart from all these old school folks and retardeens? Please lets look for an intelligent fresh blood

buzugee: good question. well if you are 'born again' in the nigerian army, i dont see the problem. nigerian army dont go to war. so its just a job basically. if you are in the american army ? the answer is an emphatic 'no'. simply because the chances of being deployed is extremely high and more than likely you will have to kill someone. and if you kill someone there is no coming back from that.

GENESIS 9 VS 6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.

GALATIANS 6 VS 7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

NUMBERS 35 VS 33 So ye shall not pollute the land wherein ye are: for blood it defileth the land: and the land cannot be cleansed of the blood that is shed therein, but by the blood of him that shed it.

so therefore no american soldier will go heaven?

just wondering if a soldier can live the life of christ.

Dondav: People often console themselves with words like " he/she is in a better place"..
But what really happens after one dies? Where do they go? What's next?

go to the grave and dig one dead person out to find out.

Next time when they have such difficult questions to solve, they shouldnt hide it rather bring it to africa precisely nigeria and put a price on it. that day you will know that if given the opportunity an average naija is brilliant than the americans. msteww 350yrs ko...1million years ni

you are going to work it out because there is CCTV there and has being recording for some time.