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charisel: Oz, i think you are poor. Am not a member of LFC, but I believe in tithing. Its working for me.

....should i presume you are rich?
wetherrr you guys believe it or i am going to pull this stunt when am well equipped and ready.
Hope you guys will remember this thread?

KOLLYDAP: Some issues are discussable and some are expected to be permanently disabled because of its sensitivity.It baffles me if we can come to place like this and be discussing MOG.Its an abomination.We must reasonably distract our attention from this to avoid the wrath of God.The scriptures advises we leave the servant to the master for judgement.Who are you and I to judge and be making mockery of the anointed in a forum like this.A child of perdition turns deaf ears on wisdom talk. A word ,I beg, is enough for the wise.Let us avoid it and discuss life-giving,hope resurrecting issues and it will be better for us.God bless you all hard!!

Another brainwash Soul.

O boy this guy dey vex ooh

moyeen morra: i knw ishldnt write this here .......but i never sabi this thing wella.

OK its simple, if wetin you wan type no relate to the topic at hand then just view. if you have sometin very impt to say open thread or look for topic wen relate to am. ok?

Imagine what he has done to some people brains.
www.nairaland.com/939913/101-reasons-pay-tithe

boladonas: they will so beat you and everybody that has ever known you will be unable to recognise you. Never dare a lion in his own den!!!

.......Never dare a lion in his own den, without a proper and well calculated plan.

nicekeno: Please o, I know this section is for jokes, but nothing could be more funny, if you peeps can give candid answer to this thread's question?

As for me, "The worst thing, I have ever done in life is sleeping with my cousin".

HOLY SHIIT THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

cantell: For challenging a pastor?
You guys are really turnin this man to semi-god.

exactly my point. Sometimes i wonder if people even read their bible at all or the books written by their pastors

toba: ur jail term will be longer than that of Nelson Mandela

has he being jailed for slapping that girl?

Image123: he sounds deranged already. This are the kind of people you suddenly find in the front begging pastor to forgive them and confess to witchcraft and family generational curses.

BRAINWASH SOUL THINKING PASTORS ARE gods

ProPastorChris: rubbish

why don't you go start your own ministry and show us how to run it the right way?

or else get a job seem you are jobless

If God calls me, why not. But i wont just wake up one morning and just because i think i now understand the bible, go and open a church.
BTW the last i checked when david was chosen by GOD amidst his other brother, nothing much was heard.of the them.
BUT in our modern day pastors once you ''MAKE'' it all your family members becomes senior pastors.

After reading MAN OF GOD FEEDING THE (or) ON THE SHEEP.
I learnt so many things and i will advice any christain who wants to live a fulfiling life according to the word of God read this book too, so you wont fall prey.
NOW back to the topic...very soon and i mean sooooon i will attend one of oyedepo's sunday service and interrupt his sermon with some highly disturbing questions, and i hope he will answer accordingly because whatever he does that day will be recorded.
AM JUST TIRED OF ALL THESE FRAUD STAR AND I THINK IS TIME SOMEBODY GIVES ANSWER TO REAL LIFE QUESTIONS

assumming each give birth to 3 kids. we would have 300 kids or aboki roaming around the street in less than 3 years. na wa ooh

[quote author=Raylight_1]@ATMC: I'll answer your question with my personal story/experience. I was born into a christian family where I was made to study my Bible, I had no girl friend, never fornicated, gentle and easy going like a real born again and was even a member of the Choir in my church. Well recognized, called a brother in the church but had no record in Heaven. I was 'self-righteous' but wasn't righteous before God. This kind of righteousness I talked about, can't take one to heaven. If I had died in that condition, I would have ended up in hell. Only the righteousness from God gotten after genuine repentance can take one to heaven.[/quote]you probably would have made heaven, cause now that you think you are destined for heaven, you may just end up in hell.
BTW so much for this HELL AND HEAVEN. Personally i dont believe in HELL.

Arosa: @topic, I will tell him "Dad" to respect himself and also to "my babe" not to Bleep-up, simple. I agree there are many OBJ like papas out there.

glad to know somebody understood my point.

Arosa: @topic, I will tell him "Dad" to respect himself and also to "my babe" not to Bleep-up, simple. I agree there are many OBJ like papas out there.

glad to know somebody understood my point.

ActiveMan: ***I DON LAUGH TOO MUCH*****OLD JOKE***** BUT FUNNY******Tony Blair, George Bush and OBJ died and went to Hell. Tony Blair says "I miss UK, I want to cal UK". He makes a 5minute call and asks "devil, how much?" Devil says, "£800". George Bush says "I want to call the US". He makes a 3minute call and asks "how much?" Devil says,"$2500". OBJ too wants to call 9ja. "I wan talk to Goodluck, Atiku, Alameyeseigha, etc". OBJ talks for about 15hrs and asks devil "how much?" Devil says "5naira.." OBJ surprised, asked, " why na?" Devil says "Hell to Hell na local call"

****just for laffs*****

if this old joke still made you laugh, thats fine. BUT it would have been a lot better if you were'nt close to the computer.

ndubuisiw: some religious teaches that mary is forever a virgin bt since bible made it cleared that she married a man called joseph
how did she then stil remain a virgin

once a senator, always a senator

if you take a good look at the statistics especially in nigeria, you will discover that woman are main culprit cause we guys have no time for such act.

Spirit96: That was done 4 security reason.

who won kill am?

This kind of info might not have written source, but am way sure its true. THE day she came to VI i could not leave the office because of the heavy traffic she caused. All motorist were put to a standstill that day and only she was moving. I swear until she left that vicinity, there was no single movement.

CPC merge with ACN. OK assuming two C's cancel each other, we will now have CPAN or rearranged to be CANP. WTF WOULD THAT BE?

Goshen360: [size=15pt]Jude[/size], a bondservant of Jesus Christ, and brother of James, To those who are called, sanctified by God the Father, and preserved in Jesus Christ:

The writer of this letter/epistle/correspondence identified himself as Jude.

First, what is the meaning of Jude?
Second, who is this “Jude” that wrote the "Epistle of Jude" since we have several Jude in the bible?

Today, I present to you the Gospel of Power and the Power of Gospel from my exposition on the book/epistle of Jude (1-25). This is just the verse one from my exposition on the whole book. I have extracted verse one from the entire study/exposition and titled - The Called, The Sanctified and The Preserved.

Jude, from the Strong’s Exhaustive concordance # G2455, loudas is from the Hebrew origin (# H3063 – i.e Jehudah or Judah) which means celebrated, confessor of Jehovah and it is rooted in # H3034 which means to Praise, thanks, shoot, give thanks, be thankful. The name Jude is an English version which comes from the Hebrew origin and the Greek being Judas. In Hebrew, the meaning of the name Jude (Judah, in Hebrew) is Praise or the praised one. Jude is used in the Bible in opposite to Judas Iscariot to distinguish between the two Apostles of the same name. Jude is the English form of the name Judas (Greek form, loudas) and the Greek form is from the name Judah (Hebrew form), which literally means “to give thanks, or praise”. The English version of the name is used in most versions of the Bible to disassociate Jude from Judas Iscariot. Jude has 7 variant forms: Juda, Judah, Judas, Judd, Judsen, Judson and feminine Judith

I was amazed at how much could be gleaned from this little book. It has been described as the “difficult and neglected letter” and I now believe that this is certainly true. It has a lot to say to the modern church; and addresses much of what we call “today’s culture,” human rights, and liberty. It also gives guidance as to what role the church should play today. These 25 verses are packed full of spiritual insights and principles; in fact, so much so, that this will be a rather extensive and exposition study on the epistle of Jude. Hence, we come to the second question, who is this “Jude” or "Judas" (as seen from above) that wrote the "Epistle of Jude" since we have several Jude or Judas in the bible?

(to be continue)

Please can you highlight the objective of this lesson, so i can know where you are heading to.

Of all the things that can be stolen from you – your possessions, your youth, your health, your words, your rights – what no one can ever take from you is your freedom to choose what you will believe in, and who and what your heart will love.

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real babes no dey drop bb pin easily like this na, why you dey fall your hand and leg..mstewww

OK lets assume this crap works. Now after following your advice, i finally got her to be my babe. Then somebody comes here and read thesame bullcrap and gets the babe back from me. So my question when will the circle end?
I think a better topic should be how to keep/sustain your relationship.

I will slap booqee

For GOD's mercy and sake this people should leave this election matter till 2014 na, abi are we about to jump from 2012 to 2015. Instead of this people to be thinking of how to make this country move forward, they are busy thinking of who will hold power next. NA WA FOR OUR GOVERNMENT SEF

if this is true then bokoharam are already aware.

A husband was speaking to his wife.. MAN: I heard our next door neighbour has slept wit all d women in dis compound except one person. WIFE:.....then it must be mama Chidi, that woman is very stingy oooo! {Gbagaun.....!!!!!!!)