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Idowuogbo: U are still stupiddddd, infact u can Neva b redeemed from stupidity.

Ode!

THANK GOD FOR THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IF YOU ARE TRUELY A FEMALE THEN I PITY YOUR HUSBAND. BTW when ever i reply killz u respond, what am i missing out here?

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]See El Stupido himself. . . Trying to make sense. LWKMD!!! [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/933162/if-papa-begin-cut-eye
[/quote]am very sure that topic addressed an issue in your life you were trying hard to forget, that is why its hurting you so bad.
Sorry if i reminded you of your history.

onila: not attracted 2 both male and female?

so many jobless topics on nairaland. anyway according to albert eistein and i quote"only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and am not sure about the former ~albert eistein~

kpolli: How do u plan on getting the immigrant visa?

thats what am asking. HOW DO I GO ABOUT IT? how long will it take? or are there other faster way of getting there?

Hi all, am currently doing my NYSC and would like to go and recide in the USA permanently (immigrant visa) after my service. I have two uncles who are married with children there. PLEASE HOW DO I GO ABOUT IT? thanks in anticipation

logicboy: To an extent, it does validate atheism given the tactics christians use. They use the fallacy that they are right because they are the most popular religion in the world with nearly a 3rd of the world being christian. Even here on Nairaland the taunt atheists that we would not be able to be outspoken in Nigeria as we are here on Nairaland.


The next step is to my country more atheist. Spread it like a virus. If 1 person can be converted by me in to an atheist, he or she can convert 2 more, 2 more can convert 4 more and so one. Read about memetics.

so atheism is now a type of religion?

Ayowumie: I was under the impression that your post was going to better than that of OP but alas I can't help but laugh.
I guessed you should have been taught in your elementary school that a plural verb must be preceded by a plural noun or pronoun.

@OP, please work on your grammatical expression, you are making me feel very bad. I was also a 2011 Batch A.

OBOY dont trek this lane at all, because an english scholar will definitely pick out 5 to 6 blunders even from your post and this post. Atleast there was no 'be' before your better up there. You dont need to observe all the laws of english to express yourself.

maasoap: May be you need to check your sense. There are errors in the post, right? But for you not to be able to make sense out of it is another personal issue. Others have been making sense out it. May be you don't even know the meaning of communication.

can you enlighten me more on communication?

johnkent: NO

REALLY.

obawonoba: Gov amechi,seems to be a wicked man since 3month,he refuse to pay us.even those People that had state award he just gave them one yeye certificate,nothing like money so please FG should help us him o

na wa ooh even you....ah

freedman4ever: The 2011 batch A ex corpers that serviced in rivers state are dying, since state govt refused to pay them their state allowance,pls the on coming corpers should read the handwriting on the wall, bl4 coming to rivers state even nysc are not ready to help and fight for corper's right in rivers state,after all we had suffered to educate their children and obey the clarion call,to lift our nation high under the sun or in the rain with dedication,and selflessness since nigeria is ours and nigeria we serve,Rivers state govt have forgotten that far and near we came to serve and to build our fartherland with oneness and loyalty NYSC for unity Hail Nigeri,our great nation.where our human right activists?where is our federal govt?, who will defend our right?,since our politician have easly forgot how,we risked and lost our follow corp members during election period,in order to maintain and sustain our democratic govt.well long live nigeria,long live nysc,long live our Batch A,2011,ex corp members and our fallen heros, long live rivers state.GOD IS WATCHING US.

couldnt make any sense out of this crap

ijebabe: So was this thread supposed to be a joke or for relaxation?? Either way ur disturbed.

ijebu babe any one you want take am. Either way you are rite

Idowuogbo: In order words, i am stupid for commenting on this thread rite?

am not saying you are stupid though, but what do you think?

Phems: Three pastors met and agreed to
sincerely tell each other their
problems which must be kept
from other people.

The 1st pastor
said my problem is money, I do
steal even from the church offering please brethren pray for
me.

The 2nd pastor said my
problem is women, whenever i
see any woman my desire will be
to go to bed with her, Infact I've
slept with most of my female church members. please pray for
me.

Turning to the 3rd pastor to
hear his problem he started
crying, it took his friends some
effort to calm him, after dat he
was asked to continue and he said still crying that my problem is
gossiping when we leave this
place everybody will hear what
you two just told me......please
pray for me.

please use the search box....

Lucario007: Rhymes and sylables follow a hycue, there have to be five before you can call it a poem, what you guys wrote here is what primary students write when they are jobless -no offense to everyone except Ajibel-

AM very sure that even a professor wont understand what you trying to convey

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]The idiocy on Nairaland has reached a peak where you cannot but ask: WTF? It is not an offence to be st[i]u[/i]pid, but then, we have too many st[i]u[/i]pid people. . . This stupidity is priceless.

Get a life![/color][/quote]i forgive your idiosyncrasy.
BTW you should know from even your posts that nairaland topics are mostly useless, a joke and just for relaxation. SO DEAL WITH IT MATE

Excelboi: i am very stu.pid, infact stu.pid is an understatement.

i really dont know why you have to insult yourself this way.
Am sure you are yoruba, because their default response and watchword is to insult and criticise

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
i think may just charge him some money and free the babe for him.

Are there other sickness apart from diabetes that can stop u from getting your visa. me and my bro want to apply for a canadian visa to do master program, but he is diabetic..i just want to know if that would be a problem when we are ready. (after nysc)

the present present to be presented is presently present in the presence of the presenter

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

How to win a presidential election by BUHARI

Gbamar: DOES THA T MEAN A LAY-MAN CAN'T PICK UP BIBLE TO READ SINCE IT REQUIRE THE INTERPRETATION OF LITERALIST.'THE TRUTH IS CLEAR THERE IS CONTRADICTION.

I tire ooh. I even ask a pastor in my area and got a different answer entirely.

Jack65: People I have a similar dilemma on another apparent contradiction concerning John the Baptist and Jesus. Can someone explain to me why a prophet like John who was already preaching about Jesus before his arrival, who actually witnessed the heaven opening and a Dove descending on Jesus's head and HEARING Gods own voice saying "This is my beloved son with whom I am well pleased" who almost refused to baptize him saying its Jesus instead who should baptize him, then turn around just a couple pages later asking Jesus if its he who is the Messiah or if they should be expecting another.

goshen help out with this too cause i need to know too

Logic Mind: nl has turned into something else.

i swear

thanks for all your reply, but from what i have read so far i can safely deduce that JOHN didnt know he was elijah who was to come. Is this what you guys are trying to say?

waiting and watching

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Maxymilliano: @ Op, you can do well by asking your question without sensationalizing the title.

...and a better title would be?

Deep Sight: pls read the link

my brother that link dint answer my question in anyway.

he is now advertising a mobile application called pastorchrisliveapp. he said you can use it in the church

Goshen360: ^
And what is he teaching please? Do you mind sharing with us?

he is answering questions posted by suppose worshippers round the world as if he dint have them or practise them before.
Basically he is doing question and answer and i wonder why there is no open line to call him?