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majek is lookin beta now

our female fans need to go dere in oda to steal more hairs.

C.P

similarities btween bev's mouth nd a python's mouth

Early dis morning, ma Neighbor askd me to
help him look after his baby girl cos he was
not gona b around, the wife aint much
around tho, i joyfully accepted to stay wit D
baby, it was a cute nd new experience to me
cos we neva had a bby of our own:
, i was happy at first, little did i no dt i waz
gona serve as a nanny, or beta still, a baby
care taker, but now, mehn, i cant sleep. Dis
man dropd a bag, he jst calld me to tell me dt
i'll need to change her daipers, like, i jst
mentioned daipers, , daipers full of shit nd
pee, dat em gona feed her, nd cajole her to
sleep. Ok, sounds pretty funny to u ryt? Shez
been crying d living daylyt awta her tiny voice,
ah dunno d kinda lullaby to sing 2 her, ma
voice is nice quit alryt, buh she prefers her
mums voice, or anoda female voice, shez
taking pride in rearranging dis house, shez
avin fun by any possible means, provided its
gona make me scream d living day light awta
her, nd wen i do, she starts crying allova
agian, i used to boast of how em gona raise a
family of 9 kids, i mean, i nd ma wife having 9
kids, em barely 21, nd wen dat tym comes, i'll
be soo much ok wit jst 2. Babes nd guyz, essp
the babes, i need ur help, i stay at 149 ikot-
ekpene rd Aba. Com help me fix those daipers,
feed nd me make her sleep. Godbless, of cos
ama pay u wateva money u want.

hala madrid

somtin wey i dey do almost evry weekend(For ma tithe), buh somtimes ATM machine dey speak grammer give me, God undastnds tho. Den y will i be shy?

i served wit Tonto Dike after we graduated from Bikini Univer City.

toothpastes

one Nigeria, we believe, we live, we survive. i love my country.

is he still using dat stowaway school bag? Or av dey purchased a new one for him.

my mumsi comot for mornin, she no drop money for food, i no complain, but i pity my lil'sis wey jst com back from skul,afta she don play away da small strent wey she gain frm brkfast, she go hearam, na today she go fully realize say she dey primary 3A. nonsense

yerima if u tink say u get power, com touch my pretty cousins, make i show u say Amadioha is a spirit nd also Amadioha is a man of the people

keke pls drop me here let me ease myself, den frm dia i go check weda dis Anambra woman don cook her cocoyam soup finish.

we must win

Jack sparrow will be really disappointed in them. *in Jack sparrows voice*'theses are not caribean pirates, they are Nigerbean pirates'

Tolexander: Let PEJ catch you(obahiagbon), your wife will be among my fellow widow, when your manhood continues to live on because what she will do to you will make you to rather die than to commit suicide. She thought that you and Wole soyinka are good people like my husband and sambo is a good people. In fact, who are you to bring me to the issue of the problem those children caused in my state's house of assembly last week? Amechi and his state's assembly are children, the president was once a child and also the senators were once a children.
Soyinka said i should be a lady before being a first lady. FYI, am a big lady and a mother cos a good mother takes care of his children.
Everybody knows what my effort is, please don't mind them, vote umblerra and press your finger for umblerra cos it won't be easy for PDP to carry second in a competition like this

Tolexander: Let PEJ catch you(obahiagbon), your wife will be among my fellow widow, when your manhood continues to live on because what she will do to you will make you to rather die than to commit suicide. She thought that you and Wole soyinka are good people like my husband and sambo is a good people. In fact, who are you to bring me to the issue of the problem those children caused in my state's house of assembly last week? Amechi and his state's assembly are children, the president was once a child and also the senators were once a children.
Soyinka said i should be a lady before being a first lady. FYI, am a big lady and a mother cos a good mother takes care of his children.
Everybody knows what my effort is, please don't mind them, vote umblerra and press your finger for umblerra cos it won't be easy for PDP to carry second in a competition like this

ayaf die

We never dismiss church.

[quote author=ajos][/quote]next time try to get busy wif somfin more lolable......lwkm

No one is better cos
#Eget da kind hunger wey go catch u, no be
person go tell u say make u carry bible read,
#Eget da kind hunger wey go hold u. U go
dey produce wailing sounds wit no tears.
#Eget da kind hunger wey fit grab u like dis,
ur urine go com get da ability to turn litmus
paper red,
#Eget da kind hunger wey go hook u, ur eyes
go turn to ray ban(SUN SHADE)
#Eget da kind hunger wey go rape u, u go
support gay marriage by force;
#Eget da kind hunger we go hold u, even if u
see eba and soup,u go kukuma lick d soup,no
strenght to mould eba.
#Eget da kind hunger wey fit grab u lyk dis. U
go com dey see shadows of people wey u
neva see b4.
#Eget da kind hunger wey go hold u. U go
humble ursef.
#Eget da kind hunger wey go catch u, u go
com go bak to dat waste bin wey u trowey
dat bread yesterday, poor u, bingo later chop
am,
#Eget da kind hunga wey go hold u, u go get
amnesia(Loss of memory)
#Eget da kind hunger wey go catch u, u go
dey ansa quuestions wit question; E.g; Bros
abeg how do i locate dis address?,,Ans; Bros
nt as if em too hungry, buh do i look like em
fasting?
#Eget da kind hunger wey go catch u, u go
dey hear echos of past celebrated events;
sounds like dis,,,,,,>
* Bring dat food,
* Oboi i don chop tire,
* man shall not leave by bread alone joor,
* trow those plates of food away, i am done,
* must you force me to eat?
* Mehn i can do witaut food for 3 gud
days,,,,now did u jst say dat?
AND finally;
#Eget da kind hunger wey go catch u, u go
get tym rite dis kind tin wey i jst ryt,

fluid26: *Let 'condition A' represent 'having food to eat but without the ability or means to do so.'
*Let 'condition B' represent the reverse case...i.e. Possessing the ability and capacity to eat, but no available food.

I believe condition A is far worse. The condition is usually permanent and cannot be easily remedied. The food is right there before you, but you can't touch it. You can't chew. You can't swallow. You can't drink. You can't eat!

If you are 'rich enough' to seek alternative means of ingesting it (e.g. using tubes and intravenous lines), then you wouldn't know what the food tastes like. Is taste not an important part of eating? What about jaw movement? Chewing and grinding food particles with strength, purpose and glee! That victorious feeling you get as it goes down your oesophagus...lol

Condition B is bad, I agree, but is quite short-term and is easily remedied through hard work, stealing or begging...lol.

#Datz All.

fluid u dey craze, lwkmd @condition B

Fergie will realy loose dis season's EPL titlle out of laff if he sees dis pic.

Olamide said in his song"voice of the street" "Other rappers be like Naija dem no dey reach finals" buh wev finally quoted him rong, up eagles, ma man of da match goes to Mikel Obi.