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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 7:05pm On Nov 26, 2016
MrKang:
Everyone pls check my posts,and if I've ever posted or frequent any "hook-up thread" in the romance section then I'm all what Hydrog3n says but if not? May Hydrog3n family all die in a car crash with their body all exhumed by flames while he loses everything he has ever worked for in a week

Bastardd fagggot typing dick fantasies about his gay dreams grin
Easy wif d parental curses na... undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2016
DRISKLEF:
LOL. I know you're a ghost account but continue. cheesy
Lol. Far from it
I'm just me.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 5:02pm On Nov 26, 2016
Y'al should stop tagging me na.. abi na wetin sef undecided undecided
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2016
llaykorn:
MVGT - Paayne. DR, you did a good job with the pain plays towards the end, but P seemed to be at the table with a little more substance. I don't know if my vote is valid without a breakdown anyway. However, Payne, your stretching/yoga play was used with an identical set up in a Lay VS Rebel match. You sure aren't aware, are you?
lol
NO SIR. ah jez wrote that line instinctively.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 9:24am On Nov 21, 2016
DRISKLEF:
I'm coming at him, cool calm and sexy

It's a cheap date & to take P out, I dont need to stress it

Start up a diss verse like helo people! ...my opponent is a none worthy

Like shiit mehn dont even consider him a tough textcee
Cos
this paayne is too light... must be a mere headache!

I feel so relaxed battling with pain...
All i see here is a pvssy mehn.. I should be bagging the babe.

or I should just pulled a no show jawe..

Even Bars had his body dissect with tools and he was no surgeon

He only escaped blessed jabs simply cos he has some not so paid ones!
....blessed jobs

the last opponent didnt do him a real justice
He'll wince bad and pay dearly
When i.. approach P with my big man fist
Give him a bigger 'punch' than that of Big shows 'protruding belly'!

Memory lane down to his battle with Bars
The thread had verdicts breaking his heart

Mvgt-none.... mtcheeew rubbish bout, I swear I'm not feeling paayne

llaykorn droped his vote and he also was not feeling paayne

Even 04kaa is not feeling paayne
Ibime a healthy eater, he's not feeling pain

This looks like aftermath rapture mehn I swear everybody is not feeling paayne!

He done all he could yet none is feeling the imp

Fans ain't impressed by your lines cos you ain't bringing the stings

and when Dris come in the ring, sure I win the bet
and everything he wager

But 'we aint nice' around here so anybody feeling paayne must be down with fibromyalgia!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 10:47pm On Nov 20, 2016
key notes
_ clef is a music terminology used to indicate the pitch of a note.
_ cyril stober (former nta news broadcaster, buh now retired)
_ klef was accused of stretching in his last match

i think d rest should be diggable...so



leggo!!!


OBJECTIVE BRIEFING>>

PAYNE, your mission is simple...
proceed through his WINDOW...
then take out d kiddo...
if he thinks he z emerging d WINNER here,
kill KLEF like its PRAISE n WORSHIP in SHILOH...


ah got no time for the SILLY LOAFER..
cos if klef pull CLIPS, its from a CD LOADER...
we need not to ring it over..
he claims he z making HEADLINES,
this will be his LAST TIME ON THE NEWS,
CYRIL STOBER...


i'll retire the ape, when i curse D to the K (D to decay)...
i'll PUT HIM TO REST,
folks will wonder how i did it,
buh that my friends, is ma SHIiT to RELAY...


all i can say, is i'm better nd BOLDER...
buh klef is VULGAR, he STRETCHES like its YOGA...
he z not even a match for me, he z still a fvcking midget,
klef will never be an ICON, cos i'll DELETE him like a CORRUPTED FOLDER...


klef is a hero? ok he should save me duh SERMON...
da faggit is EVIL? i've made me his SHAMAN...
ma shots will cleanse him, call this his exorcism..
so his fans should MARK IT, d day i took out this SEED,
nd he thought it was EXPORT SEASON...


peace hommie!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Ha..


Now you tell me what to call him, sir.
shocked cry
yo.. you posting or what?
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 10:01pm On Nov 20, 2016
Drisklef, i'm ready when u are. sorry 4 showing up late tho. buh u gotta post n i'll follow.

Cc : Drisklef
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:13am On Nov 20, 2016
Paayne:
Checks in.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Drisklef Vs Paayne ***|/// by Paayne(m): 8:35am On Nov 19, 2016
Checks in.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Paayne(m): 5:42pm On Nov 17, 2016
MrKang:
Deepthoughts you better not pull a no show like that hydrog3n coward.
You're warned.
Lol.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by Paayne(m): 9:44pm On Nov 13, 2016
BLESSED EXTINCTION


B must be stupid if she thinks I'll 'go easy' Like that 'gotv service'...
Or 'go slow' like some 'lasgidi traffic'..
Shawty, the last thing you want is a taste of this 'magic'..
Cos I'll pop 'two' in her, someone tell that b1tch ta 'brace' up for ma 'hat-trick'....

_________

Amma flash beast..
Master of the verses..
Talk about artilleries nd tactics..
Her command of that Sh1t is nothing close to my mastery..
Not even a 'fraction' of the 'matrix'..
If she talk silly here, I'll pump her up wif more 'lead' than she think she z got in her 'arteries'...

_________

Death is more than assured for marshal on the war-front...
B1tch gon get ffucked till blood comes trickling down her sore kunt..
I'm in ma raw form...
a 'Dawg' sworn....
To 'go hard' on this 'b1tch', till I 'cum strong'..

_________

Ah got zero clemency for b1tches in this tourney...
so the M.O.Ds shoulda double checked their files before pairing me wif this phoney..
Now she bouta get chopped off, head first in a trolley..
Nd ah don't mean a game of 'dead pool' when I say I'm 'staking the zombie'...

________

Marshal is winning this...,
only if she comes wif something stronger than her wet klitoris...
Other than that, she z just a 'b1tch' wandering around in a 'Vets' province...
Death oozing from d words ah spill on the scared Novice..
No tricks, buh somehow, 'MARSHAL was found behind her desk', Another DEAD 'POLICE'..

Shiiit..!!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by Paayne(m): 9:43pm On Nov 13, 2016
blessedmarshal:
Straight shot
.
.
They say P CAN win this tourney if he Brawl on Net
That he aint here to Dull em Vets
I heard he got fly kICKS that could make my Neck to Brake, or even cause my Head to ACHE,
I swear on my MEDICINE scheme to KILL PAIN faster than PANADOL TABLET
______
Am in with my beast mode, imma Screw these Rappers
Payne an obstacle? I got AK'S to SHOOT the Magger
They know am Blessed with the NINE, no Stressing my Guy,
If we talking GUN BARz, I will bring the nigga down with 9 SHOTS like Khuli Chana
______
Your last duel vs bars yall Flows were Dumb
I read the lines I felt no Blows or Punch
Votes rolled in your Own was Dumped
What prove do you have to Show you Strong
Slow ass Cunt, Bleep US ELECTION You lost that bout like HILARY Clinton did to Donald Trump
______
Incase you don't know
Blessedmarshal is that chick who brings Doom to Fagit
A sick biiitch dropping sleek rhymes Groomed with Tactics
Am known to 'HOUSE d0pe barz aint got ROOM for wack Shit
Rap is a GAME of VOLLEY, Payne got BALLS? My Goons will SPIKE It
______
Its a SAD OLD STORY buh I gotta Spit The Truth
Of how he struggling with POVERTY his life is Twisted Too
Fans looking down on him, like he Need em Shoes
The lieing faqq got NOTHING TO OFFER nobody beLieve him Too
How Payne gone say he LEAVING NICE? When its obvious he talking bout ALAPOMEJI SPLIT ISSUES
______
Bleep anything Painstaking...._
. Lol, ah on dieeeeeeeeee!!
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Paayne(m): 8:00pm On Nov 13, 2016
teddybiyasi:
paayne vs blessedmarshal

*tallysmallz vs pundad

*jerrythafinisher vs drisklef

*mrkang vs hydrogen



y'all should get yo games on
. Ah already checked in since. Whyz everybody stalling na?? I'm already getting pissed off gan
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by Paayne(m): 7:40pm On Nov 13, 2016
Blessedmarshal.. I'm ready when you are.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Paayne(m): 6:33pm On Nov 13, 2016
Oboi.. Everywhere has gon cold again. Where the hell is errbody na?
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by Paayne(m): 8:12pm On Nov 12, 2016
blessedmarshal:
Bars requirement
Lol.
See you on matchday.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by Paayne(m): 8:02pm On Nov 12, 2016
Lol.

#rogerthat.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 7:03pm On Nov 08, 2016
mehn, ah wonder why some of y'al choose to pick duh wrong days to talk silly../
or choose duh worst ways ta suck, really../
y'al in here, acting tough merely wif. Ur words../
saying sh1t, like how you gon slay us gods wif your shots../
and as if, words aint enough../
ah see you tryna play it rough with a god../

Bbitch, you wanna know, ma main job is to bust/ shots../
Kock guns, slays dawgs on d spot../
Y'al Niggas grab a pad, nd play games wif elymax../
Cos ma kinda sport, Nigga..that shii no be eczema../

All ye fufu rappers, y'al need to go upgrade your shitt../
Y'al need to stop feeling like some wonder kid, peter pan and sshit../
This is real life, Nigga, actors don't last a minute in this bittch../
so save the heroics for d movies, cos you don't wan mess wif dis antagonist../

Ma shii ain't for faint-hearted sons-of-bitches../
Niggas with zilch knowledge about a line or lyric../
Buh for duh love of gimmicks, they spit d same shii like they tryna mimic da old spit../

You Niggas Lack composure../
Plus y'al be lacking proper schooling, y'al need ta check your brochures../
And for your information, I'm way above what you stand for../
So you can take shots, all you want at me, you still couldn't alter ma posture../

Peace.
#jes letting dem know...
Rap BattlesRe: The Nairaland Rapbattles Newbies' Tourney -- Sign-up Thread. by Paayne(m): 4:12pm On Nov 04, 2016
first one IN.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 1:27pm On Nov 04, 2016
action speaks louder than words. abeg y'al should start this tourney already.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:34pm On Oct 22, 2016
Bragging rights!!


"...What's a mind when its void nd empty..?
When its just hollow nd Deep..
Shallow nd yet so Heavy..
Ah got nothing to think of, I'm thoughtless to a fault..
Guided only by instincts,
So ah instinctively pen down these words..
Blood on the notes cos I'm splitting open deep chords..
They put a sword to my throat,
Nd cast lots on ma soul..
I'm steps away from oblivion, buh never been this close to ma sole..
I'm free at Last..
Thoughts troop in as I make my way to greener grass..
All d while, reminiscing...
Ma life z been nothing buh a premonition...
A prophetic proposition..
Its like I was never really here, sorta like the world was hallucinating..
I'm guided by Instinct...
Buh ah barely assume what I'm scripting..
Steady tryna make a difference,
Even when it looks like we all doing d same thing..
I'm a slave to ma conscience..
Chained to my mind by ma fourth sense..
Life z like cuffs on ma growth, arresting ma development..
They tell me that I should go deep...
Nd all I do is grow weak..
For a whole week..
Buh how they gon know this..
When they just bent on seeing me die a broke Nigg..
Oh shit!!
Oh Lord! Save me, cos Ah feel notoriously hopeless..
How do I get em to listen, when they keep failing to grok a simple prospect..
How can I bring about the change, when there's still some holes left in ma faded pocket...
How do I show dem what they already know, buh fail to acknowledge..
How did pride manage to get d best of them...?
Even d good few now act like d rest of dem...
Buh The game has never been known to compromise..
So, I'll never be one to compromise..
and right here where I sit, is where I'm gon stay,
Nd make a stand..
Hatch a plan and claim the Land..
I'm just like Happy feets stomping, nd Drabby gees grumbling...
Wondering nd fumbling..
How I came up from underneath, slaughtering..
These beats like they was nothing..
I'm tryna make a simple statement..
Make y'al know that I come without replacement..

Peace.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2016
Limerick's voice tho... Nigga sounds like a robot
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 8:19pm On Jul 25, 2016
"...

Ah swear, "times are getting hard" like...' watches soak'd in starch...'
Its getting difficult to keep duh spirit going, cos nigga be running outta Cash...
Faster than Usain on a track...
Buh he never run outta Bars, he gat it like in Alcatraz...

Its Deep-rooted, nd the nigga be real hood...
Blessed to know the art nd duh skill it includes...
Nd for the fans, he try to stay cool, saving the rage for the stage,
in d booth is where he slay dudes...
Balling on the tracks with usain's boots..

And his Murder weapon of choice?, duh Sh**t he drops...
His 'verses always dripping wet', cos he only spit 'when he z deep in thoughts..'
he gat Niggas who wish to see him flop...
see him Drop cos they only got 6ft love...

they all real twisted goons, 'never straight' like lesbians nd gays...
They looking like china made...
they so fake...
While ah go hard like bricks, they always quick to break...

Sh**t Fukks...
I'm duh type ta slay goons wif Insults..
Fukk beef, let's 'Diss cos'...
Nd Ah don't mean cheap talk...
Fukk frees...
Ah write my own verses...
All the way up, nd I'm never coming down like a girl's panties...

So sound duh alarms, nd Let these rappers take note...
Ah' aint no fake bloke with a stale joke...
Ah don't even drive a range rove...
I'm just a moving train on this rail road...
Step in front of me, I'll crush ya frail bones...
Spread 'em around, in no particular order...
Wizard of duh first order, I'm Zeddicus zul zorander...
Making magic look like fantasies for all ya wanna be Harry potters...
non other who can do this better...
Only an alpha...

Payne on the m.I.c, signing out now,
Buh I'll be back Later.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 9:27am On Jul 11, 2016
"....vomits. lipsrsealed"....vomits.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 12:23am On Jul 10, 2016
Smh.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:39pm On Jun 13, 2016
Ah been away 2 Long, jeZ tryna upgrade duh fLow..
Ah call that an advanced menstruation.../
Rappers here keep yapping bout being ill like patients on medication../
Buh its alright..ah jez come tru with that confirrmed education../
When these rappers be feeling poised to test me like examination../

After all the blabbing, dey yapping still aint paid yet.../
All that hardwork and still no paychecks../
Buh let it be known, when ah flex the bones, ur necks is prone, ta break fast Like early morning..
So if you aint quit duh lame acts yet...
Then ah got a role for y'al nd that is to 'Play Dead' ....
Sho ye eh!

#Uncle P says so...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 2:41pm On May 30, 2016
* * * * * *
some cretins can not just do without wasting our precious space sha...
smh
Jokes EtcRe: If You Remember This Cartoon And Your Not Married By Now-... by Paayne(m): 10:14pm On May 27, 2016
duba:
Yeah, watched it and loved it too. Superted has a partner called Sporty which had dots on it's boddy....
So you don marry??
Rap BattlesRe: ¤¤¤DARKREBEL VS RAPLINX¤¤¤[LOR Title Match][new Thread] by Paayne(m): 3:30pm On May 15, 2016
Raplinx:
cant even remember too, but does that change anything??
you can't remember him voting, nd yet his invisible verdict, is what your cheap wack rapping ass still collated

s.m.h 4 somah dis niggurs wey think sey dia 123 rhymes worth anything 4 hia.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Paayne(m): 6:27am On May 12, 2016
he aint sick, he z just a fluke.. he z entire style is so old school like soyinka's looks...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 9:47pm On May 11, 2016
LhoOd:
lol..just seeing this.. busy working on my school project... no time to waste... sorry
Mugu no get 10mb to browse since then, im dey wan kan form sey na project hol am...

beetch! i'm here 4 u, so anytime u wanna kick it, jez holla

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