Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 6:04pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Good or Bad, ma Battle still gotta be rated. . . |
Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 5:51pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Dklef: You still see mouth dey talk? After those dumb lines wey you type? Smh
MVG-ba.rs soooo?? Uuuugh?? I should start crying?? Mehn. . . Comments reserved tho! First to 5 votes wins! And ah don't see any votes yet. |
Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 3:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Oboi, see judges wey dis bros tag!! Na d whole NairaLand be dis na Dklef: Your votes ninjas: Emaprince Alexpissu Ibime Reyginius Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Illverbz Darkenedrebel Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib CaptAwesome CaptainCids Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlord YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Jreyez Dj5naira Jigsawkillah Sinizia Geoxpress Heywhizzy Grayline Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Supermiy Dklef Lh0od Heywhizzy Iceskidd llaykorn Danbrowndmf Supermiy MuhdG and other regulars. . . Oboi, see judges wey dis bros tag!! Na d whole NairaLand be dis na |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:47pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Lol |
Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 2:58pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
mikuz: What's this? SMH! CharLaay! Are you here to vote or something? |
Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 2:55pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Judges. . . Over to You oo |
Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 2:49pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Qu1ck Shots @ Bars. . .
Son, Your career bouta be killed wif cLaps/
From raging gats/
call yo biish or yo ageing dad/
tell em how yhu pissed a savvy gLad/
For You, there z no escaping Plan/
You're a crazy Stan/ a lazy Fan/
nd yo shaky hands/ Nigg
why yo perspirating glands/ circulating fast?/
. . . . . . . . . . .
Bars, Yo Neva played smart, buh ah play rough/
you come here, you tawk tough, ah blow your brains off/
ah see d cold sweats got yhu so blue, and you aint smurf/
Dis aint Yo Lame turf/
So why dropping shiit, to claim shots/
You clearLy OutLined/
Outversed, nd outshined/
most of all, You r outta yo mind/
. . . . .
Ah Drops Bars, The kid feels payne/
Son, this 'pro fit' , cos ma exercise gained/
ma state of mind reads 'insane', ah enslave Dames/
ah cut his head off, Bars can barely touch d great mane/
Im a bad ass Lyrical decepticon/
wif a Clear cape on/
I'm duh wheather dat educate storms/
Ah tame guns, nd engage dunce/
chastise biitches nd rape Nuns/
so bars Bleep yo nd Yo Lame Puns/
.. ... ... ... .... .... .
Yo stale stunts/
Don't scare a great monk/
Yhu talk shit. .
You bound to see a great dunk/
silly stray cunt/
Ma c4(s) quickly beating his eardrums/
Bleep Yo Inventions/
ah aim ma guns at yo tendons/
Bust shots till yo breath'z gone/
. ... . .. ... .. .
I'm supernaturally blessed, see how ah slay d kid wif one slap/
ah drop bars, he falls back/
ah mean, who duh Bleep does that?/
when ah rap, ma guns clap/
His verse are boring nd too dull/
ah beat duh chimp up wif hard punches nd good puns/
Ah beat him to stupor/
Good Lord!/
and when ah envisage his future/
computer be Like ''error, duh kid bouta have no future''/
Plus his Last hours were even rated as too short/
no one to even show duh dude Love/
#Damn. . . . |
Rap Battles › Re: *NL Fight For Rank!****PAAYNE Vs BARS**** by Paayne(m): 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Hops In. . . .
DeaDLine says 7pm, not sunday morning when person dey inside church. . .
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Anyway its just a str8 Up nd discernable verse. . No particular keywords
P.T.O |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 2:02pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Dklef: u be dolt? Lol, no vex bros. . . Ah just didn't feel yha verse |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:52am On Dec 19, 2015 |
Dklef: .. .. .. 007bruce, Your previous riposte were sadly poor/ ..Shouldn't have did those nanny talks/ ....of how someone hung your clock in the ceiling, Just to tell us your time was up/ ...cos truely, its amateur!/and you've got a condiment over your head ....so definitely your thyme is up!!/ as you gon get headshot from my mac to cap it all/ .. Your punchline references are ghastly dull/ EWU! bring your sheepish self over here, And get slaughtered in an abattoir/!
I'm known in the arena, a reputed aboriginal/ Even ibime knows dklef's no beginner/ so b1tch! You is the tyro, next to quiver/ when this archer shoves arrows up your shoulder/ cos i'm prolific and like saying 'get in there' in ibo, .......You'll get smashed by a bow! /
They know i'm a vet cos am so controversial, never discreet/ Wanna see how illness looks like? Check this script/ He's the real noob, And FFR is never forgetting this day, i owned this fool!/ ..Everyone has soned the cretin And we were never his mate/ 007bruce is still new in the house like neonates!/ .. ..so he should get this picture clearly/ cos he's merely a poossie learning/ ...I'm scribbling this writtens fairly/ so the b1tch learns her lessons and pass out ...like an alumna/! ... ..007's rhymez scheme got no formation/ all your bouts? You flopped for same reasons/ In this verse, you found aphorisms/ plus your text carrier so far is been like Obianojazz 's background, ..........no recognition!/ .. ..Talking about who got the rounds and naira?/ Dklef's the one stashing away 'em dollars/ that even dasuki 's tempted to add my name among his looters/ so bruce is a blabber!/ For insinuating he was a minister/ .... ...plus them oloshos saying they love to Bleep with me/ shiit gets me high and now i'm gone past your apogee/ See? If ever i'm hor.ny them hoes aplenty to straf for real/ cos i've got enough Bs in my abode, .......dklef owns an Apiary! / smh. . . |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 10:00pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Ahem!!
Can I Get Yo attention please?
Wait, ah don't even think dey can hear me. .
I SAID CAN I HAVE YO MOH'FUCkING ATTENTION, PLS!!
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Oya, where is my Doc na 
Abi dis forum noh get admin again |
Romance › Re: She Complains I Last Long In Bed by Paayne(m): 10:45am On Dec 18, 2015 |
hmmmm!! Some have dicks, buh can not Bleep some can Bleep, buh Dont Last Long Bros, you get prick, nd You 'fit Bleep' Glory be, to thee o Lord Amen. You come here kan dey complain sey one babe out of 1million no Like as yhu take handle am. . . Nna, na wa for you oo You sure sey yhu be naija pikin  |
Rap Battles › Re: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by Paayne(m): 8:19am On Dec 18, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: ******WARCRAFT: THE APOCALYPES*** Ibime Vs Mikuz by Paayne(m): 7:33pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
mikuz: Of course. I had to up my game. You don't bring in a kitchen knife to fight a Samurai!! Lol @ anything for waist. I like woman wella but e no reach there oh. Lets just leave it at that. Thanks for the vote!! Lemme also say a big thank you to Thunderstorm he really did a good job even though the way my verse was posted affected the flow. Since I started battling this is the first time my opponent is edging me on FLOW!! After all said and done. Thunderstorm deserves all the praise. The prelude to the battle was grand!! It gave me an extra boost if truth be told!! I refused to repost my verse to show my indepth appreciation. He even promoted the brawl on facebook!! Thanks to Ema Prince. Thanks to Daphantom, Rap maestro, Mistaswag,Ashraph,Dolski,Lino, Iceberg. Thanks to all of y'll who made it to the thread esp. Dbr and Matty!!! - the traffic is amazing. I'm eternally grateful. And to all my haters - Thank you too.
. . . and how can I forget Ibime!!!! I call him the Illest netcee alive!!!!! A million thanks to you. I swear you don't how I feel right. Pulling a draw against you translates to a victory for me. * stands on Sikes' head and waves to the crowd . . .* . . Werin dis one dey feeL Like?? See how he is yarning Like one bitch dat just won a beauty paegent. . . Mtcheew Ah'm Jez seeing dis brawl, nd clearly without mincing words. . . Ibime won dis shii hands down! No addition, No subtraction Ah even got bored After reading duh first four bars from Yo Verse. . .brooh! As In, d tin Dey boring Like mad, Went Past d Body str8 to Yo CLoser, nd dat one sef noh reach wetin ibime drop for him own. . . Anyway, ah no its already Late for comments, buh mehn! Ah jez ah to verse my opinion! Braaaaaaaah! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Bars: We drop by saturday #Confirm.
Requesting a thread to be open for --me vs Bars-- ASAP |
Rap Battles › Re: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by Paayne(m): 9:39pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
ALL These OLODos Go Just Dey Mis-Interprete wetin Person tawk. . . Mtcheew, Eyin Smellos
Bunch of Dick sucking Faggits. . . Look at how y'al Just GreatLy suffering from iLLiteracy.
For Those that attacked M.I From duh beginning of d thread. . .Y'aL Dunno Shit about What Y'al are even talking about. . .
ALL these Comments just make me puke. . . |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:38pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Ham Bored eh. . .! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:24pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Ah couLd Try Not to Be Sloppy/
Foggy. . ./ Is when Y'aL Reading my Lines WrongLy/
I'm Hungry. ./
For beef. . .
Buh Shi i t. . . Is wah I'm Getting from these Dummies/
Its Funny. . ./
I'm Making it Rain, even when its Sunny. ./
I'm supersonic/
Every Punch from Me is Swift n DeadLy/
You Hear me?/
I'm Just FreestyLing. . ./
nd Rhyming. . ./
at duh same time I'm working on my timing. . ./
My Line, Mehn/
See duh alignment. . ./
Haters, Get behind me/
Girls Loving Me BLindLy. ./
I'm Thee. . ./
Rapper thats taking Over This Land, Gee. ./
Hope y'aL Ready. . /
For this Emcee?/
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Its a FreestyLe seission. . ./
Words coming nd going In no direction. . ./
Buh Whats a freestyle without Errors. . ./
nd What kynda Land got no record of Terror/
No CLear or clever Emperor. . ./
Just a HandFuLL of Bested Inferiors. . /
Even wif ma frees, Its Clear that my iLLness is deteriorating/
Getting Sicker by duh second, wif every bitch dat I'm Engaging. . ./
Duh Pictures I'm Painting/
Is way beyond Your Imagination/
Y'aL wack Rappers always coming wif duh same combination. . ./
Thats why They always too quick tah crack/
ah ain't scared tah tell duh facts/
Your raps are wack/
I'm getting yo poor souls entrapped/
Never mess wif a nigg thats quick to test his gats/
He'll shoot you fast. ./
Before yhu got d chance To Hype duh trash/
Y'aL be spitting. . ./
Faggits, Even Y'al spend a Century sniffing/
around ma kitchen/
Yo still wouldn't smell what I'm cooking/
Shout Out To dwayne Johnson/
Braaaaaaah!
Jez freestyLing Tho !
Had to get it off. . .
Yo |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 2:14pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
richommie: . . .
What you spit here dumb/ playing hit and roadside? thats the weakest pun/ See here bruh/ I come wit illest gun/ And yuh all midget run/ ladies trippin cos of my money . . .like am the biggest boy/ since none of you can "earn it" ? forget its theweekend song!!!/
Ya mouth stinks on mic? pls help bro with sensodyne/ i aint too mean/ its jst the way ladies force me with sex oh please/ With breeast or tits/ Now they said i got abs of the ladies man? . .dats cos i dey use girls to gym!!!/
what you spittin aint crazy nada/ endeavor creating harder/ and quit acting like a silly lazy rapper/ wait what is bar na? i hope u aint referring to flavour's baby mama?!!/ Heyo! k1ddo. . . SCRAM! ! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 1:58pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
captainflash: Dklef vs peinDanzo
Bars vs kingpoison
paayne vs bars
geoxpress vs peinDanzo
How many lines?  Lol. . . Paayne vs Bars.
How many Lines??
Nd when z we dropp1n?? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 11:18am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Verses Like Bible Scriptures/ I'm dat Nigg dats schooling these Teachers/ plus I'm duh type to turn a wack Feature/ Into a hit. . .ah got punches Like road side Vendors/
Bars Is No where to be found. . Buh he knows I'm stalking Like a seriaL kiLLer/ Imma Dual heaLer/ with mighty FiLLers/ His FLighty Fingers/ I'm chopping off In 'Pisces', nd I'm Not talking bout zodiac SignaLs/
Lol. . . Abeg who wanna spar na? Cos I'm done taking shots to spirits, ah need real faces for my Bar na/ Banner
CaLL1ng Out anyBody In duh Nearest km Holla back, 20Lines nd duh usual criteria
Braaaaaah! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 9:03pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
richommie: Fvckin Whooores/
#YoLO
accepted @payne
5bars...we drop tomorrow evening sire.
#YolO At Last, some one'z Manning Up. . .
Buh ah'v sorta Lost Interest tho. . . |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 7:07pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
captainflash: Where is bars to comfirm this? kai. . . I tire for una for dis group oo. So Bars is no where to be found now?? *eyes rolling* |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:39pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
captainflash: Peindanzo VS Geoxpress 20lines, lemme create the thread.
IT WILL BE A LIVE BATTLE.
 bros, wey my thread na? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 5:22pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Yo. . . Just ah Heads Up/
For Bars, shortLy before duh Vet Drops/
Duh Bars/
His Verse, I'll turn into Bird Shit/
Cos he dissed me nd got duh vet pissed/. . .
When he sees dis, tell him not to get scared Yet. . ./
Cos ah got better th1ngs to do other than dissing a scared vet. . ./
Y'aL Tell Him That I'm Just as 'HarmLess' Like his 'singLet'
buh I Bring Death/ To Bitches, Nd BarsZ bOut to Be duh Damsel in Distress. . ./
Hmmmm, I'm Getting all Turned Up For dis Match/
Zooming In on my prey from a distance/
nd ah see him rocking dat red nd white Shit Like father christmas/
Hahaha. . .Nigg, GoogLe me wif a Big GLass/
Sweet Lord!! is what Yo Bitch screams when I'm BLessing Her big ass/
Now He 'z wondering how I came close to his bitch ass/
Lol. . Bro, chiLLax/
I onLy told her ah Spit bars/
nd she went crazy for duh big mass/
Damn! Y'aL Hold up. . ./
cos Im about to end his reign Like duh sun came up. . ./
braaaaaah!! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 4:04pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Jumbledwords: Cc: Paayne ? . . . Ch1LL Bro. Gotta spar wif Bars first, No rush |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Paayne(m): 7:46am On Dec 09, 2015 |
captainflash: Paayne and bars, how many lines? . . 20Lines. . . . But has he agreed? Because ah neva see him post since |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 11:09pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
captainflash: I'd create the thread for u guys 20lines, bars and payne agreed? . . . W1th Pleasure. . . When do we do we post? And has my opponent affirmed his indulgement? Its about time tho'. . . |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Lol. . . Was this a cat Fight or something? ? |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:37pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Bars: Braggin
Am bringing carnage/. .to leave each member bandaged/ my shii is packaged/ while ya'l miscarriage/ cz its 'fate u to die' and the 'just shall live by fate'. . .hope y'all feel this Adage/ And
U guys could Bring ur fan page/. .to give. Bars edge/. .but what you 'll'achieve in five years'/. .?is what i even manage/. .cz am 'chilling on my bed'. .but why u still at the ' Mat matics'?. . . . . Thought we all moved on with English. Language/
Yea I'll kill those who said this wack guy dropping swift/. . U gather gays hypn ur rubbish script/. .i laugh at u, nd says u act like comic films/. .but. this is just a tip of it. .now read this Five line multis scheme/.
Like. .
How ibime had the knives cut mikus nose real/. .it true, u tried but got frozen it/. . Now ibime hes Mary? and you all worship him like guys on block rosary shit/ Damn . . Bt if ibime deres cross is part to me ? I will tell is mum that he will 'never return tonight'. .cz he already left u 'under the sun to dry'. . .so y is she frontin in?/
Jamb question  Bros. . . Make we flex thumbs na If Yo In, Pls request for a seperate thread for us, cos like you said I'm Nu Year. Make una noh dey dull me na. . . Ah got many improvements to make on myself, and that can't be possible without consistent brawls. . . Y'al FeeL me? :-S |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:30pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
Bars: Braggin
Am bringing carnage/. .to leave each member bandaged/ my shii is packaged/ while ya'l miscarriage/ cz its 'fate u to die' and the 'just shall live by fate'. . .hope y'all feel this Adage/ And
U guys could Bring ur fan page/. .to give. Bars edge/. .but what you 'll'achieve in five years'/. .?is what i even manage/. .cz am 'chilling on my bed'. .but why u still at the ' Mat matics'?. . . . . Thought we all moved on with English. Language/
Yea I'll kill those who said this wack guy dropping swift/. . U gather gays hypn ur rubbish script/. .i laugh at u, nd says u act like comic films/. .but. this is just a tip of it. .now read this Five line multis scheme/.
Like. .
How ibime had the knives cut mikus nose real/. .it true, u tried but got frozen it/. . Now ibime hes Mary? and you all worship him like guys on block rosary shit/ Damn . . Bt if ibime deres cross is part to me ? I will tell is mum that he will 'never return tonight'. .cz he already left u 'under the sun to dry'. . .so y is she frontin in?/
Jamb question  |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 10:05am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Bars: Lol. . . Wadup. . .yo Up for a brawL or what? |