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DaddyCoool:
I'm a serious A-list celebrity. Never mind that we're on Nairaland

No prob bro

Kingzjayzee:
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Diran: Live with your partner for at least 3 years before considering marriage. During this time, start adulting, learn to live with each other. Then get married.

Lagoslandlord: Get married early, face the troubles involved with your youthful strength and enjoy your later age when your kids are grown. Trust me by age 40 your worries are less


@trevorrandy: My dad warned me NEVER marry the woman you love but marry the one who loves you even if you don't love her you will learn to. Now am here after disobeying him ,full of regrets

This advice by Trvorrandy got me thinking for hours and even till now,I am still thinking about it.
It's so deep!

ellalina:
Marrying from a single mother is a big big red flag. Marrying someone with alot of inlaws is one of the worse things you can do .

A lot of inlaws as in how?
Can you pls explain further?

DaddyCoool:
Including me and she still lost!

Including you?
Orrr,ur candidate don kpafuruka be dat nah.

qtx:
Let Putin carry his feud with USA away from Africa. They should not drag Africa into needless squabbles. We have too many problems in this continent already. Both USA and Russia should please leave us alone. Also, for those who have started taking sides, it is not a good omen my people. Let's not support any of them but tell them to leave us alone

Tell that to our leaders,not us.

Who even ask this busy body man

DaddyCoool:
ALL... except Elon Musk
And Joe Rogan, plus Mike Tyson below

Chai,nawa..oooohhh!

No be this same AGBERO-IN-CHIEF wey bin threatened people say if you no want vote him party make you no comot come polling unit be this?

Sharrr,him get Abraham as a father so why him no go ascend to a throne?

So una dey follow fear for that side?
I think say una no dey fear something..oo!

DaddyCoool:
You Forgot
Robert Deniro
Taylor Swift
Spike Lee
Barbra Streisand
George Clooney
Martha Stewart
Billie Eilish
Jimmy Kimmel
Bruce Springsteen
Sally Field
Jimmy Carter
Marc Anthony
Ricky Martin
Jennifer Lopez
Ariana Grande
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jennifer Aniston
LeBron James
Harrison Ford
Lady Gaga
Oprah
Katy Perry
Dick Van Dyke
Christina Aguilera
Fat Joe

Omo! So almost all the American celebrities nah Kamala supporters?
Chai...

So them no hear say a cup of beans for Naija nah #800?
Families dey struggle to eat food once in a day,dem follow go increase price of subscription.Dem think say subscription nah food?
So person go leave garri go buy airtime for TV?
If dem like,dem reduce their bouquet price and retain their customers based,if dem no like make dem kip on increase the price and lost more customers.

But wait..ooo,I don't understand!
What is a Nigerian president doing in Arab conference?
Is Nigeria now an Arabic state?
And what is Nigeria (secular state) president doing in Islamic convention?
Is Nigeria now an Islamic state?

Ohh,who do us this kind thing?

All of una wey type forgiveness forgiveness radadadaaa,una think say e dey easy like that expecially with de video perpetually inscribed in your sub-conscious mind?
If to say nah just verbal story say the wife don sleep with person,e for dey a bit easy to forgive n forget.
But this one,de video dey ur mind each time you want dey happy with am for house.....gbammmm...de video of how de guy rough handle him wife on top table go flash for him mind
And e be like say some of you wey de shout forgiveness up and down never watch the video of this fine senior Babe with the man.
Una need see how after the man ram am for so long time,she come carry her waist the perform SKELEWU DANCE on the man LONG JOHN.
Omo e go be hard before the man forgive and forget.
Even the woman herself,una don asked her if she go fit even forgive herself anytime she remembers the video?
Make una start from there first before una preach the sermon of forgiveness to the poor pastor abeg.

YoungBlackRico:
Na everyday dem dey assign different husband give this lady.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very soon,na she go be the ICP wife

hoeminique:
Baalthazar is the name of a demon and should be cast out of the church

RealityKings:
Naa die be that

Dearlord:
It can't be wasteful at all because God's time is the best, just take for example OYO STATE that got help after 183 years of Open Defecation in the State.

Wetin them bin even dey volunteer to there for her in the first place sef?

jlo247:
This is the reason why schools need to employ real teachers to nature and protect these kids. why should a teacher post this online and to make it worse she even posted the ward's picture. As a teacher you even may not allow any other person to know in the class talk less of looking for internet recognition. Shame on the teacher.

No be teacher post am..ooo.
Na her yeye senior sister post am

Up Trump!
I remained a Trumper.

Omo,see as this Man City defeat dey sweet me for body!

If Vini doesn't win this award,it will amount to broad daylight robbery.
Who is Rodri in the first place?
Is he playing in the NPFL?

Well if they organizers rob him,I won't be all that surprised cos it's not new.

I lost faith in their credibility in 2010 edition when they bypassed Wesley Sneider with all his achievements that year to give the award to Messi with no single achievement both in club or in nation to show for it.
So it's not new to me.They should continue with their rubbish award.

Human Rights Activists should also petition this ones for human rights abuse.

nairamaniac:
I just pray verydarkman ignores this matter.
Nigerian soldiers are from verydarkworld.

Nonsenseee...non..sen....sical.
Nobody or group of persons is above the law.

Tommydare:
I love what vdm is doing but.....this is Nigeria. Especially when it involves top politicians like this, the guy should thread carefully. A lot of people are after him either to kill him or to set him up by whatever means.

God go shame all the plotters against the Activist,VDM.

Rplamer12:
Verydarkman reporting a verywhiteman to a police

Ohh God,see wetin Tinubu don bring upon Nigeria and Nigerians!

So for your mind now,you think you are married now..oo?
You are not serious!!
You just got married newly and all of a sudden,boooom... your husband traveled abroad and leave you for good 3 years and still counting.
He travels with your permission and you are here asking us silly questions.
Didn't you know "body no be firewood" when you agreed he should relocate to abroad and leave you here in Nigeria?
Shebi you said he sends you money regularly?
Then enjoy the money nah since that is your priority in marriage and forget about sexual satisfaction.

And you said for good 3 years he can't still get his papers ready.
Nah Mediterranean sea him take Japa ni?
So even if it takes him 20 years to sort out his papers, you will still wait and burning with passion for that number years?
The fooooolishnesss is for what exactly?
Or ,so that when they say all married women in your village should raise their hands, you can also be among?
Nonsenseee!
Na so your Mama marry your Papa?
I don't think there's any tradition in Nigeria,or even the Bible we hold as Christians that would advise you to marry and keep one partner in Lisbon or Amsterdam while the other partner is in Kafanchang or Uzuakoli for 3,4,10,.......years and still counting.

garykoeman:
Better in terms of what.

2007 rigged election which the winner confess was rigged in his favor.

Or killing of prominent people that occur during his tenure.

Or the third term agenda.

Operation feed the nation converted to Obasanjo farm

Or have u forgotten bribing of legislative arm started during his regime

Or $16b power project which was not accounted for by him till today

How was he better.

At least in his time,if I buy 4 cups of beans at #100,it will take like 3 to 4 years before the price can be increased to #150 and mind the differential incremental rate and the duration........#50 increment for a long period of about 3 to 4 years.
But during this man own, you buy a cup of beans #200 in the morning,by the evening you went to go and buy the same cup of beans,they will tell you it's #500.
And you will think you are dreaming but it's a reality.By the time you give the seller #500 note she gives you no It's then you will realized that the economy is running itself.

So you can imagine the incremental rate and the short duration.More than 300% price increment within just 12 hours.

So is that the type of government you want to compare with OBJ's own?
God forbid!!!.

Naira value being on a free fall against smaller currency like Ghanaian cedis and cameroun franc like a pack of carts.
I don't even want to talk about dollar..oo.That one shame go dey too much.

Let me tell you something,I am from a border state with Cameroun by the Atlantic Ocean.So most of my people's trade are done with the camerounians with both naira and franc.
During OBJ era when I was still in secondary school,when our parents send money for school fees to us,I will park money (Cameroun franc) in one full big black polythene bag that used to make noise wurag wurag when new to the Bureau De Change in my area.
Guess what?
I will end up going home with about #10,000 only.
But in this Tinubu s government,that same full polythene bag of franc will automatically make you a millionaire in naira today.
So we have descended so low almost beyond redemption with this present government.
So, till tomorrow,OBJ is right in this particular one that this government didn't have plans from it's inception.

As corrupt as OBJ government may have been, you can't compare it to Jagaban's own in many aspects.This government is the worst I have ever seen since the beginning of the fourth Republic.

stanluiz:
He has already dissolve it.

We have see how yoruba love the south.

Discard Niger delta ministry but approved Livestock ministry for his terrorist fulani herdsmen in the north.

Tinubu knows his Ally. It is the north.

For the people in the South South who ignorantly believe in useless southern unity with Yorubas. Una eyes go clear!

This is how wike will be discarded when the time comes.

This is too bad.
So ministry of Livestock can stand independently from ministry of Agriculture but ministry of Nigeria Delta can't stand alone or even exist?
Ohh this man don do the hen that lays the golden eggs strong thing and some of our people still dey clap hands for am.

Now, this is the gospel truth.

garykoeman:
He has no plan he remove subsidy, he has no plan he deregulate the down stream sector, he has no plan he float the currency, he has no plan there is local government autonomy, he has no plan foreign reserve is $40.2m.


Obasanjo na very bitter soul.

Same man who never allowed anyone to criticize his government.

Tinubu should begin the probe of the power sector, how $16bn meant for power sector develop wings during his regime.

Many prominent people were murdered during his regime.

Election results were written, manipulated and announced.

Obasanjo regime was not in anyway different from a millitary regime.

But economically,his government was 20,000 times better than this present government.

Then back to what he is saying,he is saying nothing but the whole truth.
I agree with him 101% that this government has no policy direction at all.