₦airaland Forum

Kirinwa: The first lady is dead.Confirmed. Patient Jonathan is dead,I repeat the first lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is dead.Over.

ebamma: and it made the frontpage,so many ordinary nigerians lose their jobs everyday, whats the big deal there?

masterpiecer: source?

ifyalways: The husband of a really close person is what now? A fiend ?
What is your friends spouse doing in your house with your laptop sef ? The scenarios you create, Na wao.

My advise : Focus on your marriage and let your friends spouses be.

Btw,how's that your friend that does not know how to welcome her husband,according to you, doing lately ?

greatgod2012: helloooo.... My dear sister, a close person is most likely to be a friend or relative. For dt man to come to ur place and even have d gut to use ur laptop, then u can as well be called friends.

Odunnu: Lately, you've got the weirdest set of friends.
May God help your marriage. Amen.

felixiano: Iz neccessary to help him/her,cos it shows how HUMBLE,HONEST ND GENTLE u're.Nd by so doing,U may b definitely due for Promotion.

grammsltd: Hello sir,only those that know the use of the bottle will be interested.The bottle is a wonder.

madu97: i think my bf can allow it bcus he says age is nothing but a number. i kno my bf loves me, he tells me everyday n he has been with me for more than a yr now. i dont kno what he will do if i tell him about the pregnancy, thats y im asking u all for advice. im sure he doesnt have anyone else bcus he tells me that i am the love of his life and that we belong together n that he has never met someone like me before. i have been to his apartment many times n i havnt seen any other woman. i trust my bf. i started havin sex this yr after i turned 15, most of the girls at my school have already been havin sex but its not fair that i waited to have sex n im already pregnant.

seriallink: U said u love him? Funny what do u know about love at ur age huh? U think it's all about s-e-x, don't u? Why are you so confused, worried & scared now huh? when u were busy opening ur legs wide & closing ur eyes in pleasure thinking that u are an adult; I think u should close ur eyes & enjoy the consequence too. And for ur useless lowlife bf, I think you better tell ur parents so that they can have him arrested! Useless pikin

Richvkunt: @kobojunkie,
Do not be a coward,please come direct. I have got the medicine you need right here for you.
What kind of jobless female posts on every thread on Nairaland?
What kind of jobless woman resurects three year old threads to pass sanctimonious judgement on people?
What kind of woman takes an a$$ whipping in the politics section and runs to the family section to boost her ego?
What kind of woman keeps getting into blind arguements with everybody,never accepting she is wrong and always trying to get the last word no matter how dum.b and ignorant her point is?
You have been riding roughshod in the family section,but do not try it with me.
And finally, What kind of female keeps on posting dum/b smileys all in the name of trying to look smart?
Rubbish!